We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.
We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.
You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.
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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.
“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”
“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”
The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.
Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon.
What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.
Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.
...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.
I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...
And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.
Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you
Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.
As a guy I never leave the house without what I call "my bag of holding". Its just so damn useful to have instant access to some micro screwdrivers, break knives, pencils and stuff everywhere.
That is hilarious! I bought my son a bag literally called "the backpack of holding" and he loves it !!
Load More Replies...i cary a bag everywhere in it a towel because "any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
Assuming your bag-gage made it onto every form of transportation you were on. There’s a lot of lost luggage floating around the galaxy.
Load More Replies...My guys at work tease me about bringing so many bags with me to work (we work 24 hour shifts). But who do they come to when they ANYTHING? This girl!
We have pockets. We drink before we leave the house. Our lips get plenty of balm from morning kisses. My sanitizer is in the door of my car. And, we don’t get cold easily. Life is good. 🤪
Lol. Yes and you have girlfriends and wifes with huge bags to carry all the stuff you need.
Load More Replies...Then ask their wife/girlfriend if she has a comb or whatever in her bag!
Yup. Although I endeavour to carry drinking water, painkillers and tissues in case I need them, by the time _I_ need them (perhaps from the sweat and muscle strain of carrying so much c**p in my bag), they’ve been used up.
Load More Replies...BoredTrashPanda needs to calm down. Assuming they are female and calling them a dumb b***h? I hope to god whoever upvoted it is a 7ft tall, male, bodybuilder.
Load More Replies...I'm a woman who never has anything more than a pocket wallet and a chapstick on me when I leave the house.
Here's what I take with me while out and about; my cell phone, a spare charger just in case, my car keys, a bottle of water I leave inside my vehicle just in case i get thirsty while out and about, a thing of lip balm, and my wallet. All of these things aside from my wallet can fit inside my pockets, either pants pockets or sweater pockets, and I'm happy to carry my wallet around with me. I spent years carrying around a heavy purse with a hundred different things in it and honestly it gets super tiring and it f***s up your shoulder too, and whereas in the "before smart phones" times when i always carried a book or two around to read from, I can simply read articles off my phone.
And yet with all the stuff I carry, I still can't find women's pants with decent pockets.
I’m a trans guy and I’ll never get to the stage of just bringing my wallet and phone, survival rucksack every time!
Men used to carry purses until...when? When did it become humanly in history?
And the number of times my father has lost his phone, wallet and keys is beyond belief.....!
My husband and I have one vehicle, a camper with a bed, two burner stove, fridge, water system, and tons of storage. It has all sorts of useful things in it (including tire chains, hand sanitizer, always at least one gallon of filtered water, hand sanitizer, bandaids, coffee/tea making supplies, chocolate, more chocolate...) and yet I still carry a bag with a fair number of essentials in it. :)
I have all that stuff in the trunk and glove compartment of my car, as well as deodorant, toothbrush, clean underwear, socks and change of clothes. I wore a lunch spill all day, never again.
And half of those who are with their wives have her carry them in her purse for them. And they wonder why they're so heavy!
Both my Dad and I carry backpacks. We call them our possible bags. Need a charger? Got one! Need paper and pen? Gotcha covered? Fell and skinned your knee? Got a bandaid. Out for a hike? Got the sunscreen, bug spray, and after bite. Sunglasses. I carry a First Aid kit, plastic tarp, tent stakes, too. My possible bag is also my Severe Weather pack. Oh! And dog food.
I don't understand how people need to leave everywhere with so many things. I just grab wallet and phone and I'm good to go
I take a bag with me whenever I leave the house, even if I don't expect to use it. I stupidly decided to leave it once when I was in London, because we were visiting BBC Studios, but during the tour, I won a BBC mug, and had to carry it like a buffoon. When a friend let me put it in his bag, he put it down on the floor, someone kicked the bag, and the handle broke. I never got to use my mug, and now I always take a bag, just in case. If I want any of the other stuff, I buy it while I'm out. Except the extra layer. I usually go out wearing it.
The amount and what I take with me is in direct correlation to how far away from home I'm spending my day. Just up the street? Lip balm, keys and a card. Hours across a metro? I'm packing like I'll stay overnight.
My husband also brings everything in his bag. But it's not because he is being well prepared, it's just that everything that goes into his bag, doesn't exit. It's like a black hole.
The US House of representatives holds the power of the purse, not the wallet... I have a purse... Men have had purses for centuries... Deal with it... :-)
True! I could survive week in the trash I have in my car though! Most womens card are beat and clean. No way they can survive in lipstick :D
That's me, wallet keys and phone, that's enough. BTW, I am a hetero woman.
My daily backpack contains two computers, two keyboards, a mouse, multiple very sharp knives, a multi-tip screwdriver set, a ratcheting screwdriver, a bag of zip ties, a first aid pouch on the outside, a spare pair of reading glasses, an HP-15c (best calculator ever), a couple pairs of pliers, several micro-weave cloths, a big wad of thick paper towels, a couple small towels, an umbrella, two flashlights, a roll of pens, pencils, hobby knives and small drill bits, a pin vise, baby powder, a bag of various zip lock bags and I can't remember what else. Basically I work in a place with no maintenance at night. I'm not there to fix the place but if it affects me or people I'm working with at the moment then I can probably do something about it. Like the keyboard drawer that falls off and that sort of thing.
That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.
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I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
Load More Replies...These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
Load More Replies..."xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
Load More Replies...I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
Well, it's 4 years later and things have changed a lot. I see people here making arguments making arguments about how gender isn't important that people rarely dare to make on this site now.
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
Load More Replies...These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
Load More Replies..."xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
Load More Replies...I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
Well, it's 4 years later and things have changed a lot. I see people here making arguments making arguments about how gender isn't important that people rarely dare to make on this site now.
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.