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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

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What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be more concerned about why a tapeworm would be in the shower.

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Debbie Palmer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I s going to ask what a tape worm was doing in the shower but now I want to know what a piece of onion was doing there. Lol

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Lola
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s what happens if you eat onion rings in the shower.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but... how did an onion end up in the shower on the first place?

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Danielle Renee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can see the mix up...i mean, why would there be onions in your shower?

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Troy Currie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tapeworms can crawl out of the R****m...damn near killed 'em.

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Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that even though he was taking it to the lab he wanted to make sure it lived.

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Irene Carlyle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

once my husband asked me to look at his poops becaue he thought he had worm eggs. Checked this out carefully; they were corn kernels.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

once my daughter and i were driving down the road & a livestock truck came up beside us. the critters inside were making horrible eerie noises & i said, "omg what is wrong with those cows!!?" my daughter looked at me sadly and said, "mom. they're pigs"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughed hard at this. And to give some of you some peace of mind, things can get stuck to the bottom of your foot or shower sandal, not to mention pets.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, How did this Onion get into the Shower, instead of the Tapeworm?! Now, it's getting More Intense, isn't it?! LOL

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you smell it?! Plus by that point the onion looks like it's been through a shower so wont smell of much more than whatever products you use anyway...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣👌🏽

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who thinks even finding an onion slice in the shower weird?

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Laura Wigglesworth
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this begs the question... why was there a bit of onion in the shower??

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would anyone want to keep a tapeworm for crying out loud!?

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Amy Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More to the point... why was someone eating onions in the shower?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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