We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

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meaghano Report

JuJu
Community Member
10 months ago

You sure she didn't cast a spell?

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bjcolangelo Report

George Digamma
Community Member
10 months ago

Lies have short legs, as we say here.

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CampbellxEmma Report

N G
Community Member
10 months ago

Even jail birds have rights.

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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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Jessicaadxx Report

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
10 months ago

That's very nice of him actually :p

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#5

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Asat Voong
Community Member
10 months ago

Don't! Her head may explode .

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Raine Soo
Community Member
10 months ago

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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AbbyHasIssues Report

European other
Community Member
10 months ago

You are amazing just the way you are

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#8

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BUGPOSTING Report

kasa alex
Community Member
10 months ago

LOLx100

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#9

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angelnumber420 Report

Hans
Community Member
10 months ago

I'd state back. At both.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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LaLa_Lyds Report

dani_q
Community Member
10 months ago

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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#11

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LizHackett Report

Jane Martin
Community Member
10 months ago

can we be best friends?

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#12

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mermoneyy Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
10 months ago

This was unexpectedly funny!

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#13

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KaylaAncrum Report

Nadine
Community Member
10 months ago

That actually sounds delicious, hehehe.

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#14

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liv_reed17 Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
10 months ago

That is funny as hell

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#15

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broganpaget Report

Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

Awww 😂

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#16

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kttgros Report

MagNat
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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#17

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Vitt2tsnoc Report

Iris Engler
Community Member
10 months ago

Well I can receive texts on my landline as well so there is no excuse

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#18

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Kristen_Arnett Report

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
10 months ago

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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KarenKilgariff Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
10 months ago

This could be any of my students ...

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maybefrommoon Report

Madzdad the bard
Community Member
10 months ago

I cannot up-vote this enough!

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#21

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march03rd Report

Stephanie Blasyak
Community Member
10 months ago

...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.

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hailtotheHunny Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
10 months ago

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

Ceredwyn Ealanta
Community Member
10 months ago

It's the one on the right, because that's where the surface I can chop veggies is so I can - it...it makes sense. IT MAKES SENSE. I'M NOT BORING -

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imontape
Community Member
10 months ago

Mine is bottom left

Sarah Gurdibaniuk
Community Member
10 months ago

Mine too

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AliFab
Community Member
10 months ago

Bottom left burner for liiiiiiiiiiiiife

Id row
Community Member
10 months ago

It's the front right, everyone knows that. The back burners only get used on holidays.

Hard 2 Guess
Community Member
10 months ago

Never thought about this before but not that I have, I must say, I prefer bottom right burner the most. Now I feel bad for rest.

Sill Marien
Community Member
10 months ago

That not entirely wrong, but I have a least favorite one, other 3 I like just as much :D

Anne
Community Member
10 months ago

yes, lower left

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
10 months ago

Is it the closer one to the right? On second place farther one on the right. I never use left stovetops, God knows why.

Molly Porter
Community Member
9 months ago

I'm 12 years old and I have a favorite stovetop burner! ...Is that a problem?!?

it's me again
Community Member
9 months ago

Front right

Susan Gardner
Community Member
10 months ago

Front right, what else lol

Muscatta
Community Member
10 months ago

Bottom right

Aubrey
Community Member
10 months ago

i have one and im a kid!

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
10 months ago

Starting the habits early in life! 👍👍👍

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Tammy Hornback
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't see that as anyone else's business

Mary Jo
Community Member
10 months ago

Every stove I've cooked on has the front right designated as the "power burner" or something like that, it is supposed to be used the most.

Collin Edward
Community Member
2 months ago

I'm 12 and have a favorite... what is wrong with me??????

Aria
Community Member
8 months ago

Yes

Andy boi
Community Member
9 months ago

It’s not only adults - I have a favorite of everything in the kitchen

Jayne Coney
Community Member
9 months ago

I’ve never thought about it, but he’ll yes.

Suzanne Harris
Community Member
9 months ago

Bahahaha I said "you and the back left" and handed him my phone. He almost threw it back at me lol

Elle Richard
Community Member
9 months ago

kids too!!

Kathleen Gordon
Community Member
9 months ago

Hahaha

TeeMarieTisMe
Community Member
9 months ago

I never realized it until now but I totally do...

SF Angel
Community Member
9 months ago

THIS IS GOLD!

Laci
Community Member
9 months ago

You'll understand when you get older.

Elizabeth Wilkins
Community Member
9 months ago

Front right

Steve Cruz
Community Member
9 months ago

It's the one that's dirtiest and hardest to clean.

Tami Bridges
Community Member
9 months ago

Right, front is the go-to burner in this house!

Jennifer Sacrison
Community Member
9 months ago

I thought I was the only one!!! 😂😂

Pamela Morrison
Community Member
9 months ago

I have a glass stove top, all touch buttons and if I don't watch what I'm doing, I could actually switch on the front ones....I only use the rear burners, because I rent and it is a difficult surface to clean and scrape the hard burn crap off them without scratching the surface....give me a regular stove top any day.

Louise Brigance
Community Member
9 months ago

Doesn't everyone? I'd never share which one is my favorite...the others may object and burn my food.

JOHANNA MUELLER
Community Member
9 months ago

Not even an adult yet

JOHANNA MUELLER
Community Member
9 months ago

Bottom left

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
9 months ago

The only reason I don't is my husband banned me from the kitchen years ago, after he called me, asked what I had for supper, and I was having chery pie filling.

A Girl With A Dream
Community Member
9 months ago

What if you’re a young teen and have a favorite lol? I know I’m mature but damn

Mary Ballard-Johansson
Community Member
9 months ago

35k people ARE talking about it!

Jennifer Brekke
Community Member
9 months ago

Yup. Front right. Basically the only one I use.

Suzie Robinson
Community Member
9 months ago

Front left burner.

Ruth Beaty
Community Member
9 months ago

Left side front, right side, backup. And here I thought I was the only one who was that weird.

Kiss Army
Community Member
9 months ago

I also had to agree with the above post about a favorite spatula. I feel so sad about my life right now...

yethica
Community Member
9 months ago

Bottom left burner. 100%

Lululoohoo
Community Member
9 months ago

Truth

Helen Haley
Community Member
9 months ago

Bottom left

Jolene Oldham
Community Member
10 months ago

Left rear.

Quietly
Community Member
10 months ago

Back left. No children can reach it. Not too small not too big.

Quietly
Community Member
10 months ago

I thought it was just me!!!!!

Alice Thompson
Community Member
10 months ago

I must be promiscuous.. I have 2 favorites!

Unaffected
Community Member
10 months ago

So true,sad and funny at the same time

Lazy Panda
Community Member
10 months ago

I guess I’ve been an adult since I was 12

Sami
Community Member
10 months ago

Back right all the way!

Cocoa panda
Community Member
10 months ago

Waaaaa?

Donna Leske
Community Member
10 months ago

Even though my current 4-burner stove only has one that works right now I am totally hep to the favorite burner creed. Me. Me. Me too.

Chris Walters
Community Member
10 months ago

This is the truest thing I've read in months...

Mya Lugar
Community Member
10 months ago

I have the hots for the left front one, and he alwyts has his eye in me!

Lola
Community Member
10 months ago

I didn’t know people who don’t have one existed.

Lisa Beatty
Community Member
10 months ago

Mine is front left for everything

deanna woods
Community Member
10 months ago

I have a favorite stovetop burner, a favorite gas pump at my local gas station, and a favorite parking space at work.

No you didn't
Community Member
10 months ago

Yeah, but why should we talk about it?

Stephenie Stone
Community Member
10 months ago

I’m waiting for the day they make a stovetop with all four burners exactly the same. 🤔

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
10 months ago

But saucepans are different sizes!

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Jacqueline Arana
Community Member
10 months ago

I should chose one🔥

Tara
Community Member
10 months ago

Matrix broken.

European other
Community Member
10 months ago

No let's address it

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Coll3enG Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
10 months ago

Parenting at it's finest

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corietjohnson Report

Shawn
Community Member
10 months ago

Run!

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munaism Report

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
10 months ago

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

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KristianaKuqi Report

European other
Community Member
10 months ago

Kind of an odd thing to do.

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theresemerkel Report

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
10 months ago

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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MiseryVulture Report

Kirsten Kerkhof
Community Member
10 months ago

This is gold!

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SophiaArmen Report

Renee Gauthier
Community Member
10 months ago

Hummus beings.

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gothshakira Report

Isabella
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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sarahsholder Report

Kayli Boring
Community Member
10 months ago

i do say same

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britrbennett Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
10 months ago

Unicorn mic drop...

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#33

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gothtitty Report

Tara
Community Member
10 months ago

Hannibal lé dog

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katelizabee Report

Id row
Community Member
10 months ago

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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auntieeva7 Report

Ale_Vidal23
Community Member
10 months ago

huahuas x(

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chrissyteigen Report

Hans
Community Member
10 months ago

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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leonamcgrew_ Report

Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

😂😂😂

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Autumn_Kamrie Report

Hello it Smee
Community Member
10 months ago

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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ka_waltz Report

Shelby P
Community Member
10 months ago

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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Kayli Boring
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

yes is it sad that i just did that to see waht it did?

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