Feminism should never be seen as pretentious gals with hairy armpits demanding for more than they could take; feminism should be seen as common sense, because only by common sense we can start to see, that men and women are, indeed, equal. Equal not in the understanding of sheer physical capabilities, but rather in making the same choices and expecting for the same outcomes as men get. And whatever your views are, it's hard not to admire feminists when they are making statements and the best jokes in such a badass manner as in these funny Tumblr posts below.

Bored Panda has scrolled through the depths of Tumblr, collecting hilarious jokes that advocate of women's rights have laid out while remaining completely on-point. Some are savagely destroying articles in the media, some are taking down popular beliefs, but all of these claims and funny jokes will put a smile on your face. Scroll down to enjoy the entries, vote for your favorites and check out our previous posts about feminism and hilariously funny women here and here.

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Zori the degu
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2 years ago

These ladies deserve to be on the top!

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Hans
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2 years ago

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So relating showing skin to rape is the right response? This is SO wrong...

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PyroarRanger
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2 years ago

Need aloe vera to put on that burn?

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Hans
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2 years ago

Rather ask for reasons why every family should find their own share of labour... Whether it is paid, voluntary, housework or whatever!

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PeterSpain
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2 years ago

You forget to mention Black Widow and Manthis.

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Llews Art
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2 years ago

The fact that this is a b/w movie and nothing has changed until today...kinda sad :'D

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Sandra Josefine Langvatznes
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2 years ago

Always loved Donna when she said stuff like this! I think that's why whenever I see a picture of her I think that whatever it is, I can do it :)

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Eliška Hůlková
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2 years ago

This is pure gold!

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PeterSpain
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2 years ago

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I'm sure most woman dress or make themselves up because of other womans' opinion.

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Giovanni
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2 years ago

clever girl

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PyroarRanger
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2 years ago

*facepalm*

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Lärry
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2 years ago

I really thing that would solve everthing. Clever!

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Hans
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2 years ago

She is absolutely right about tge conservative men, but it surely is not 100%. Such simplifications are totally unfair to women who are forced to abort or who's live situation give them no choice although they would want to have the baby. Mocking them by putting them into the 100% does not help .

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PyroarRanger
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2 years ago

oh shit

stellermatt
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2 years ago

not all men are bad, but why are most of them?

Jace
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2 years ago

Because of male-dominated cultural beliefs that treats women like they're some kind of mysterious and/or inferior sub-species, instead of treating them like people. People are acculturated. They aren't born assholes, rapists, douchebags, etc.

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Jace
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2 years ago

Of course you can hear the mic drop. Dropping a microphone is not only bad for the microphone, it makes a very loud noise because the whole point of a microphone is to send vibrations to an amplification system. ;-)

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl
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2 years ago

Awww Snap!!

joKER
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11 months ago

you wear makeup to look better for other people -> ur selling yourself to them

lakitha tolbert
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2 years ago

Yeah, but then these exact same lackwits are constantly calling women ugly for not wearing makeup

youshouldseemeinacrown
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2 months ago

that is good

Marcella Dixon
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7 months ago

You are a false advertisement. Your expectations are to give equality to both men and women and your reality is to start World War 3, possibly 4.

Jetches
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2 years ago

Oh that’s funny. Because no one says this. And you’re trying to find as many negative things about men as possible. You can hear the mic drop

Akemi
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2 years ago

I don’t remember who said that, but I do remember hearing it before.

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Felicia Dale
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2 years ago

OMG. Perfect!

Taki
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2 years ago

Sorry, but then why DO women wear makeup? Of course it's to look good. I don't agree with the notion that makeup is somehow a 'lie' but this counter-argument is a bit stupid.

Kim Lorton
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2 years ago

Well said!

Jeannie Carle
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2 years ago

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aziz At Ease
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2 years ago

Burgers can wear makeup too.

offline
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2 years ago

Of course women wear make up to feel pretty in public- and they are of course not doing it for themselves, but for others. The only part where a woman does this for herself, is for feeling pretty herself: in front of everyone else. So what? Why making such a big deal about it? Both women and men are buying clothes or other status items to stand out, for distinction. That's nothing new at all. Everyone wants to make a handsome impression, why getting stuck on the women trying to "sell themselves" as good as possible to the world, good lord, as if men would never exaggerate their true potential. ^^ We are all selling ourselves as good as possible, nothing wrong about that

Akemi
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2 years ago

Actually I do wear makeup to make myself feel pretty and even more comfortable. When I dress up and wear make up it’s almost always for myself

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Kostas
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2 years ago

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so feminists doesn't understand analogies? ok...

Maria Maria
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2 years ago

We do, but the conversation here reveals that women generally wear makeup for themselves first, for our own self esteem. Men, I am not sure why, think otherwise, by the comments made here. I do NOT wear make up for men, THAT is the point some of us are trying to make.

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KoIvanov
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2 years ago

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More like BRAIN Drop. And Logic. Maybe even cat faeces.

Laine Light
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2 years ago

Explain the illogic of a woman proclaiming she is not advertising herself as a product. I bet what doesn't make sense to you is the concept that not all women can be bought.

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago

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I don't understand this without the context. If it's about an advert, then obviously, as she's trying to sell the make-up to people.

Kaisu Rei
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2 years ago

What it means is that guys think girls are "falsely advertising" themselves by using a lot of makeup because they look different without makeup. But girls don't try to advertise themselves to guys by wearing makeup, girls don't wear makeup for the sake of guys.

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KoIvanov
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2 years ago

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You are a product, with makeup used to garnish it, inorder to get attention from human male buyers, in competition with other females.

Maria Maria
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2 years ago

So you buy humans? Women are a product? You wish to own a woman? To BUY a woman? WOW, so there it is folks, trolls like this think of others as property ! And these trolls probably don't have anyone in their life because of this attitude of thinking yourself superior to others especially women, yet crying about being an "incel" because they cannot obtain a beautiful woman.....because the moment they open their mouths and spout out this type of dehumanizing garbage, women walk away. Because now we can walk away from trolls like this, remember just to walk away.

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2 years ago

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I get and agree with most of this posts... but I don't get this one... make up IS false advertising... you wear make up to sell an image of yourself that IS NOT you... to cover and imperfection, to make your eyes look bigger, your nose smaller, your face narrower or whatever, is the direct equivalent to McDonalds pictures of its hamburguers in the ads... you ARE embellishing yourself LIKE A PRODUCT someone in particular or just for everyone in general... If you where TRULY comfortable with how you look you wouldn't wear make up at all... And, please, if you're going to disagree with me, give me solid arguments and not just a downvote...

Lindsay Johnson
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2 years ago

I wear makeup every day. Not nearly as thickly as some women, but not a light dusting either. Every single day. I'll tell you a few reasons why I do - 1. Yes I do cover up imperfections. For example I have a giant red splotch on my forehead the size of a bullet hole and tbh I don't want to sit in meetings with people who can't look me in the eye because I have this hideous lump on my face. I don't blame them. *I* would stare at it too. 2. I like being the best version of myself. And it isn't just makeup - I also do my hair. Technically I could just walk out of the house after rolling out of bed. I also dress myself nicely. Makeup is all part of that, it's why I pick pretty shoes instead of boring ugly ones. 3. The first thing people judge about someone is an appearance. I like to look fresh, put together and clean. Like the above, I wear makeup because I have some dark circles under my eyes because I work a lot. I have blemishes because my skin isn't perfect (cont'd...)

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Joe Bloe
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Don't ell me you spent hundreds on makeup for nothing! You are the product, sex is what makeup company are trying to sell to you.

Becca The Bear
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2 years ago

Really? Because my best friend, an asexual person, adores make up. I, a person who does not have a romantic partner, love getting dolled up. Because it’s an art form not a sex enhancer.

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Hugo Raible
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Somebody doesn't understand dating. Of course it's like a sales pitch.

Random Panda
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2 years ago

Newsflash: women wear make-up on other occasions, besides dates.

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Full Name
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2 years ago

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Do you get all dolled up at home by yourself when you know you won't see anybody that day? Didn't think so. *mic drop*

Becca The Bear
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2 years ago

uh... I hate to break this to you but..... yeah. yeah we do.

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Bawbag McGee
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2 years ago

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Make up is worn to feel more confident and attractive. Otherwise don't wear it... Plus there is so many munters out there, thank god for make up!

MJ
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2 years ago

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Go to bed with a princess, wake up with a witch...

Grumble o'Pug
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2 years ago

...and you wonder why you live in your mother's basement.

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Hans
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2 years ago

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Replace "men" with "women" and see this lady write the first comment.

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MagicalUnicorn
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2 years ago

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mansplaining again...

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Maria Bjørkgård
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2 years ago

This!!

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WhiteFox
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2 years ago

also just saying 'not all women get emotional and stuff due to periods. also there was a recent study which came out which was that periods were pretty much just as painful as having a heart attack and maybe worse.

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Daria B
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2 years ago

The one who started this conversation doesn't realise the paradox of his own sentence. If females were privileged, they wouldn't need to fake a headache to avoid doing what they're not in the mood for.

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PeterSpain
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2 years ago

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I got the ticket :(

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

aint nobody got time for a bath.

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PyroarRanger
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2 years ago

I'm going to do this now.

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Kaisu Rei
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2 years ago

I don't get guys who think "you're not like other girls" is somehow a compliment because other girls are often awesome

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Randy Inbred
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2 years ago

The statement is witty but the writing looks like it's been done by a 6 year old child.

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WhiteFox
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2 years ago

i'm sorry but i just like actually be treated as though i was a person and when i say no it means no not fuck yes lets go'

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Miguel Macedo
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2 years ago

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As almost every guy, I was "friendzoned" a fair share of times and at least twice the direct aproach got me out of 'the zone'. So perhaps the friendzoned guys are too in love and too shy to ask things by their name and too terrified to loose the person who gives meaning to your existence.

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Sandra Josefine Langvatznes
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2 years ago

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That's just wrong... Messing with someone elses feelings because you want to prove a point. No, that just makes us just as bad as "every guy" in the world.

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Nadja Lambacher
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2 years ago

yep ^^ Look at most other shows. Even some kid shows have a smart boy, a tough boy, a weird boy.... and a girl. Her only characteristic is that she is the girl.

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WhiteFox
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2 years ago

'i'll' just keep doing that until the cows come home'

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PyroarRanger
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2 years ago

Urgh, I hate people that think feminism means "Females > Males" instead of "Females = Males".

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Miguel Macedo
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2 years ago

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Yeaaah... But which is the funnier way to make a baby?...

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Tor Rolf Strøm
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2 years ago

As "genius" as this post is, there are big differences between types of feminists. Great women like Christina Sommers has a lot of good points about this.

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PyroarRanger
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2 years ago

Seriously?

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Jhoa
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2 years ago

Isnt it nice to tell someone they-re pretty?

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WhiteFox
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2 years ago

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im fine with that tbh

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Bob 2.0
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2 years ago

Not sure what this has to do with feminism. Can someone explain?

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Andrew Je
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2 years ago

You know how hard it is for a guy to comw to work and be shamed to smell like rassbery cream muffins. We like nice smells too. But nooooo we gon get slammed on. So Arctic frostbite gangrene smell it is. Smh

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Alex K
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2 years ago

you should get a creative hobby. or therapy.

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Hans
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2 years ago

Well, no, because this is a Disney movie in which most women are stupid, little things who obeye to the strong, good looking, independent men. (if you find sarcasm please send it back to Hans Inc., 123 Yensid Rrd.,)

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Pamela24
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2 years ago

Honestly - this I don't get. It's a tradition that I never felt oppressed by. But maybe I just don't get it all well enough.

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Virgil Blue
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2 years ago

Funny. As far as I can see the current US president is about as emotionally unstable as a leaf in a hurricane.

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Full Name
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2 years ago

*palmface*

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#43

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

i think we can all agree, chips are fuckin' awesome.

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Anon E Moose
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2 years ago

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I love that #28 on this list is #NotAllFeminists and then #34 is shitting on people who say #NotAllMen And feminists try to say they don't hate men, and feminism is about equality. I SURE DO BELIEVE YOU /SARCASM.

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Matthew Acosta
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2 years ago

Supernatural!!!!

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Bunzilla
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2 years ago

And POCKETS, damnit, POCKETS!!

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#47

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Daria B
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2 years ago

True that one. If you really want to make a romantic love song about loving a girl who really is all modest or maybe even self-deprecating, the better lines would be the following: "I wish you could borrow you my eyes, so the next time you see yourself in the mirror, you could see what I see, the beauty that I see". Or something like that anyway. I mean, if you really love somebody, you wish them health and happiness, no?

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WhiteFox
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2 years ago

anybody want to play bingo?

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Full Name
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2 years ago

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And yet there you still are so you can't complain.

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Madalina Stanciu
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2 years ago

are blind to their mistakes...

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Tor Rolf Strøm
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2 years ago

Now this I can get on board with! So many men aren't worth shit.

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Tor Rolf Strøm
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2 years ago

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Here's a rule, when someone mentions patriarchy, stop listening after that word.

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Tor Rolf Strøm
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2 years ago

Haha, I've never heard anyone say anything even remotely close to this in my life. Gotta call fail on this. Also, those dudes are probably boring as hell.

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Ellen Townsend
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2 years ago

I ain't an extra in life, it's MY movie!

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Bob 2.0
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2 years ago

Ok, don't get this one either. Someone, please explain it.

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Tor Rolf Strøm
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2 years ago

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Yes, with the meat eating? I know!

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Alex K
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2 years ago

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next time your car makes a wierd noise, go to the bookstore and buy a mechanic's handbook if you don't like shit explained.

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Samantha Bing
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2 years ago

This is true - we shouldn't talk in "all men" and "all women" terms - unless it's followed by "are created equal"

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