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Feminism should never be seen as pretentious gals with hairy armpits demanding for more than they could take; feminism should be seen as common sense, because only by common sense we can start to see, that men and women are, indeed, equal. Equal not in the understanding of sheer physical capabilities, but rather in making the same choices and expecting for the same outcomes as men get. And whatever your views are, it's hard not to admire feminists when they are making statements and the best jokes in such a badass manner as in these funny Tumblr posts below.

Bored Panda has scrolled through the depths of Tumblr, collecting hilarious jokes that advocate of women's rights have laid out while remaining completely on-point. Some are savagely destroying articles in the media, some are taking down popular beliefs, but all of these claims and funny jokes will put a smile on your face. Scroll down to enjoy the entries, vote for your favorites and check out our previous posts about feminism and hilariously funny women here and here.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rather ask for reasons why every family should find their own share of labour... Whether it is paid, voluntary, housework or whatever!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank you for the advice nature i will keep this in mind for next time :D

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the point, but for that she burned herself too. Pity! She should have thrown coffee on his fckng face.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always loved Donna when she said stuff like this! I think that's why whenever I see a picture of her I think that whatever it is, I can do it :)

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Ian Carter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm to old for tumbler or most social media but I do wonder why millennial men feel they need to articulate every thought they have especially the stupid ones and especial to the world? I think things some may think inappropriate from time to time, and I keep it inside my head, it makes life easier.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is absolutely right about tge conservative men, but it surely is not 100%. Such simplifications are totally unfair to women who are forced to abort or who's live situation give them no choice although they would want to have the baby. Mocking them by putting them into the 100% does not help .

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for gender equality but why have some feminist taken up the fight to generalise all men as X,Y,Z? It's arguments like this why people make the distinction between gender equality and feminism.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone on the spectrum all people are often strange and inscrutable creatures to me.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also just saying 'not all women get emotional and stuff due to periods. also there was a recent study which came out which was that periods were pretty much just as painful as having a heart attack and maybe worse.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one who started this conversation doesn't realise the paradox of his own sentence. If females were privileged, they wouldn't need to fake a headache to avoid doing what they're not in the mood for.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was taking a cultural diversity class once and the muscular, 6'2" instructor stated that white women crossed the street when they saw him walking their way because they feared black men. I asked him if black women did the same thing and he said he'd never noticed. I asked him to pay attention and tell us at the next class. Turns out they did, which spun his worldview. I explained that most women confronted with a large, unknown male will put a safe distance between them as a matter of self-preservation. He honestly could not comprehend that women who did not know him had no way of knowing he was nice. Next class, he told us he started crossing the street when he saw lone women heading toward him, and many of them made eye contact and nodded. He was amazed that a little change like that made him less threatening.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get guys who think "you're not like other girls" is somehow a compliment because other girls are often awesome

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The statement is witty but the writing looks like it's been done by a 6 year old child.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm sorry but i just like actually be treated as though i was a person and when i say no it means no not f**k yes lets go'

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Entitlement isn't hoping to some day find a woman who desires you. Entitlement is expecting a specific woman to desire you. Don't confuse the two.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cruel!!!! XDDD and unbelievably effective XDDD I have to try sometime XDDD

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep ^^ Look at most other shows. Even some kid shows have a smart boy, a tough boy, a weird boy.... and a girl. Her only characteristic is that she is the girl.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Urgh, I hate people that think feminism means "Females > Males" instead of "Females = Males".

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is this true? if it is it is both scary and awesome. scary because of just what science can do and awesome coz its awesome.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes it's true! That we don't need that second male thing to produce babies, that is (first attempts actually have a couple of decades). Now, there's no study whatsoever that can prove without any doubts we ain't funny. I think.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course women are funny. Humor is a HUMAN thing after all, and the last time I checked, women are human beings. So yeah...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. People who say the first thing are a******s or have little exposure to female comedians 2. People who say the second thing are kind of crazy and could have just provided examples of good female comedians.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm female. Does this means I can have biological children with my girlfriend or is it too expensive?

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Maria Blomkvist
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

..all funny people I know are women...I dont know a single funny man.. I think this person is making up facts due to what movies he's seen..Because the funny characters are always men in movies. Movies and real life arent the same..

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're so right. The number of hilarious female stand up comics out there compared to men I mean.. can't deny the facts people.. 100% sarcasm because I'm sure some here aren't the brightest.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is KINDA true. Bone marrow babies exist, but they lack so many, oh soooo many of the nutrients they need, and they don't even live for 2 years. so hopefully um yeah nobody tries this and then gets heartbroken

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Dashiel Carson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, no, as it requires a whole bunch of bone marrow cells and someone to implant the cells. There is some argument over the morality of eradicating an entire gender, that and the cost per individual is well into the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i hate how the top tweet has 2 likes and the bottom has zero. like, why?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She probably took the screenshot right after she posted it, and she got likes later

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, the first person is an idiot and may need to be sent back to biology class. The second person... if this is true, then that’s awesome. But there’s no need to make it look like misoandry

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so first when ever the women has a man baby you just going to murder it 2nd the guy made a little joke and you basically threatened him and called all men unneeded in the world but if a man were to say that women were unneeded there would be a war you basically just did the same thing he did except you were serious he was not.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but that's a dumb argument for feminism... if men are useless because we don't need them to reproduce, then by the same logic women's only use is reproduction.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, your argument is dumb. Women are good for all the things men are good for, PLUS reproduction. Science is maybe 10-20 years away from figuring out how to create synthetic sperm. (Which is a good thing because dudes are producing less and less, statistically speaking.) Science isn't even CLOSE to being able to successfully recreate a womb. Personally, I think the planet would be nicer with all sexes and genders, if cis men could get their acts together and stop behaving like jerks, but scientifically-speaking, there's no question as to which sex is more necessary to humanity, and it's not the dudes.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok so umm if you wanna shove your own bone up you a*s to have a kid be my guest or you could be f*****g normal ya god damn freak

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok yeah, she's right, but that might not have been what he meant. He could very well have meant that women are not as good at comedy as men, but he could also have been referring to using women as punchlines in situational jokes. So his couldve meant either

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uh its a joke dont take it so seriously that just makes us make jokes like that idiot

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Yeah, great, now I can commit a suicide because of an a*****e. Guess being useless is great. Can I donate my junk to someone because I guess I die now xd

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When you believe that you do something for women (i.e. humans) by saying that there are unnecessary humans on this plan (in this case, men), you really have an issue. Why all this hate?

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except babies produced from women's bone marrow have a far higher chance of being f****d up in various ways more even more than inbred children.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

psst... sweetie... honey pie... are you aware you cannot f****n say that b******t anymore... you can refer to a person as having deformities and stuff but... ya can’t say f****d up...

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Yeaaah... But which is the funnier way to make a baby?...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As "genius" as this post is, there are big differences between types of feminists. Great women like Christina Sommers has a lot of good points about this.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honest question, ya know when you're like, anywhere and someone (man or woman) walks past and smells damn nice, kinda like 'yeah that's the smell I wanna smell like' or 'I think my partner would love that smell' sorta smell, ok, how do you ask them what it is without sounding like a stalker or creepy as hell?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The other day I was walking home through a nice suburb and the ARMED guards outside someone's house started catcalling me.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since when has "Adventure Time" been a mostly male thing anyway? The other two I understand a bit more given how stupid some people are.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know how hard it is for a guy to comw to work and be shamed to smell like rassbery cream muffins. We like nice smells too. But nooooo we gon get slammed on. So Arctic frostbite gangrene smell it is. Smh

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, no, because this is a Disney movie in which most women are stupid, little things who obeye to the strong, good looking, independent men. (if you find sarcasm please send it back to Hans Inc., 123 Yensid Rrd.,)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is intensely stupid. I hold doors. Here’s the etiquette. If someone is directly behind you, hold the door so it doesn’t slam them in the face. If someone is carrying a heavy load, hold the door for them. If someone can’t manage the door on their own (disabled, senior, on crutches, whatever), HOLD THE DOOR!........ This is 100% gender neutral. EVERYONE should do this. it’s basic good manners. ....And ladies, if any man whines about it, let go of the door before they can grab it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny. As far as I can see the current US president is about as emotionally unstable as a leaf in a hurricane.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay. So there are two ways one can look at this. One can either focus on "girls that are anit-feminist" OR on "anti-feminist just to be considered chill by guys". And at least going through comments I think we all understand feminism is about gender quality and not putting either of the gender down. So be kind to each other and understand that same thing can be viewed from different perspectives and still believe in same thing.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just a quick question but can people please start adding more pockets to dresses thanks

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The song "What makes you beautiful" never made sense to me. He tells her she's beautiful because she doesn't know she's beautiful, but by telling her she's beautiful he is taking away the source of her beauty, which as he just explained is her not knowing that she's beautiful. He probably should have kept his mouth shut about the whole thing and just enjoyed her company.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a colleague of mine who, anytime I hear him talking about women, my eyes are rolling so hard they will become propellers someday that will make me literally fly away.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Patriarchy is largely societal problem, not a men problem. Some of the most vile, disgusting things I've ever heard said to a woman where said by another (usually much older) woman. One of the most bitter arguments I've ever had with my mother was when she told my 12 year old niece to "stop wearing outfits like that, cause people who wear c**p like that deserve to get raped." Still, I dislike the term because its etymology implies men alone are the problem, which isn't true. That those most fond of the term tend to be misandrists doesn't help it either.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what? Because it's not hard means it's not important? Are male feminists just something to be disregarded?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Alex, mechanical engineer here, pretty sure I could fix a car better than you. OH F**K & I am a woman. Men still try to do this s**t to me while explaining how a car works. If you feel the need to talk down to women when you work on their cars, are you a jackass? Yes, yes you are.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is true - we shouldn't talk in "all men" and "all women" terms - unless it's followed by "are created equal"

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