Feminism should never be seen as pretentious gals with hairy armpits demanding for more than they could take; feminism should be seen as common sense, because only by common sense we can start to see, that men and women are, indeed, equal. Equal not in the understanding of sheer physical capabilities, but rather in making the same choices and expecting for the same outcomes as men get. And whatever your views are, it's hard not to admire feminists when they are making statements and the best jokes in such a badass manner as in these funny Tumblr posts below.
Bored Panda has scrolled through the depths of Tumblr, collecting hilarious jokes that advocate of women's rights have laid out while remaining completely on-point. Some are savagely destroying articles in the media, some are taking down popular beliefs, but all of these claims and funny jokes will put a smile on your face. Scroll down to enjoy the entries, vote for your favorites and check out our previous posts about feminism and hilariously funny women here and here.
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I get the point, but for that she burned herself too. Pity! She should have thrown coffee on his fckng face.
Always loved Donna when she said stuff like this! I think that's why whenever I see a picture of her I think that whatever it is, I can do it :)
I'm to old for tumbler or most social media but I do wonder why millennial men feel they need to articulate every thought they have especially the stupid ones and especial to the world? I think things some may think inappropriate from time to time, and I keep it inside my head, it makes life easier.
She is absolutely right about tge conservative men, but it surely is not 100%. Such simplifications are totally unfair to women who are forced to abort or who's live situation give them no choice although they would want to have the baby. Mocking them by putting them into the 100% does not help .
As someone on the spectrum all people are often strange and inscrutable creatures to me.
I was taking a cultural diversity class once and the muscular, 6'2" instructor stated that white women crossed the street when they saw him walking their way because they feared black men. I asked him if black women did the same thing and he said he'd never noticed. I asked him to pay attention and tell us at the next class. Turns out they did, which spun his worldview. I explained that most women confronted with a large, unknown male will put a safe distance between them as a matter of self-preservation. He honestly could not comprehend that women who did not know him had no way of knowing he was nice. Next class, he told us he started crossing the street when he saw lone women heading toward him, and many of them made eye contact and nodded. He was amazed that a little change like that made him less threatening.
This is awesome. That a PERSON - not make, female, black or white, just a person,- would stop and take honest stock of something in their lives and adjust their behavior in such a way as to make all humanity better.
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this needs more votes. this is a perfect showcase of double standards in men.
My husband and I argued fairly often because he didn't understand why I didn't want to go jogging by myself in the forest. He thought I should just put on my shoes and go by myself because he didn't want to jog with me. He doesn't "get" that women everywhere have to think about their safety when doing even "simple" things.
I am absolutely flabbergasted at the sheer idiot mentality of this moron. Can he actually read and work out what is being said? Does he not even see what his words mean? How ...what?...in this ...why...oh fuckit, what is the point.
I once had a military muster (they gather inactive members, update data, and what-not in case they need to recall us) and I sat next to a guy and made some small talk. Days later, a guy kept calling my workplace looking for me--when I finally was there for a phone call, I discovered that when I went to the bathroom, he went into the file folder on my chair and wrote down my contact information...and was calling an air traffic control tower to look for me. ...Yeah, that got shut down immediately, but I was on edge because I didn't know if he had copied my home address while he was rummaging through my folder.
#nodogbite is sadly a good example of how utterly dense and stupid most men are. There are - thank God - men that have common sence. To bad they rarely speak up.
I'm happy to say most men I know are not utterly dense and stupid at all. Some are, of course, but not most, by any stretch of the imagination.
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This one actually f***s with me more than the others. Because it is SO BLATANT. I recognize the utter lack of equity between men and women in our culture, but this is a glaring example of the disassociation men experience. Why don't we teach our kids better than this?!?
To be fair to the first tsa agent, most of us guys barely get any complements. I can imagine what working that job must be like, then having someone give you a smile just makes it a bit better.
Yeah, men think scary psycho b***h, and women are supposed to be flattered? If that happened to me, I’d say, well, let me have you’re address, so I can come thank you, one dark and rainy night.. and I’ll bring my little friends I want you to meet! Well all have a great time, oh! But you won’t!
Report these people to a supervisor. I used to work for TSA. In the airport where I worked, that would get you reprimanded and possibly fired.
Anyone can understand the threat of a stranger taking your home address without your concent. And anyway, the excuse that you're not female doesn't work. You only need to pay attention to your surroundings and use common sense. My husband is even more paranoid about what could happen to me in some situations than I am - because he's a man and knows how many men think.
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The statement is witty but the writing looks like it's been done by a 6 year old child.
Entitlement isn't hoping to some day find a woman who desires you. Entitlement is expecting a specific woman to desire you. Don't confuse the two.
yep ^^ Look at most other shows. Even some kid shows have a smart boy, a tough boy, a weird boy.... and a girl. Her only characteristic is that she is the girl.
Urgh, I hate people that think feminism means "Females > Males" instead of "Females = Males".
is this true? if it is it is both scary and awesome. scary because of just what science can do and awesome coz its awesome.
As "genius" as this post is, there are big differences between types of feminists. Great women like Christina Sommers has a lot of good points about this.
honest question, ya know when you're like, anywhere and someone (man or woman) walks past and smells damn nice, kinda like 'yeah that's the smell I wanna smell like' or 'I think my partner would love that smell' sorta smell, ok, how do you ask them what it is without sounding like a stalker or creepy as hell?
The other day I was walking home through a nice suburb and the ARMED guards outside someone's house started catcalling me.
Since when has "Adventure Time" been a mostly male thing anyway? The other two I understand a bit more given how stupid some people are.
That is intensely stupid. I hold doors. Here’s the etiquette. If someone is directly behind you, hold the door so it doesn’t slam them in the face. If someone is carrying a heavy load, hold the door for them. If someone can’t manage the door on their own (disabled, senior, on crutches, whatever), HOLD THE DOOR!........ This is 100% gender neutral. EVERYONE should do this. it’s basic good manners. ....And ladies, if any man whines about it, let go of the door before they can grab it.
Funny. As far as I can see the current US president is about as emotionally unstable as a leaf in a hurricane.
Okay. So there are two ways one can look at this. One can either focus on "girls that are anit-feminist" OR on "anti-feminist just to be considered chill by guys". And at least going through comments I think we all understand feminism is about gender quality and not putting either of the gender down. So be kind to each other and understand that same thing can be viewed from different perspectives and still believe in same thing.
Finally, a Disney princess who is actually freaking capable of herself.
The song "What makes you beautiful" never made sense to me. He tells her she's beautiful because she doesn't know she's beautiful, but by telling her she's beautiful he is taking away the source of her beauty, which as he just explained is her not knowing that she's beautiful. He probably should have kept his mouth shut about the whole thing and just enjoyed her company.
Patriarchy is largely societal problem, not a men problem. Some of the most vile, disgusting things I've ever heard said to a woman where said by another (usually much older) woman. One of the most bitter arguments I've ever had with my mother was when she told my 12 year old niece to "stop wearing outfits like that, cause people who wear c**p like that deserve to get raped." Still, I dislike the term because its etymology implies men alone are the problem, which isn't true. That those most fond of the term tend to be misandrists doesn't help it either.
So what? Because it's not hard means it's not important? Are male feminists just something to be disregarded?
@Alex, mechanical engineer here, pretty sure I could fix a car better than you. OH F**K & I am a woman. Men still try to do this s**t to me while explaining how a car works. If you feel the need to talk down to women when you work on their cars, are you a jackass? Yes, yes you are.
This is true - we shouldn't talk in "all men" and "all women" terms - unless it's followed by "are created equal"
Although i’m a total feminist, I had to disagree with a lot of these posts. A lot of them are just women being sexist towards men. As I keep saying, feminism is for equality, not for superiority. Although statistically more men are likely to be sexist towards women, I know a great many men who ARE feminists, and really trying to help the movement. It is true, that not all men are the same. Just like not all women are the same.
Yes. They are being overly sexist in some places here.
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When people make comments on posts that completely legitimise the need for the post in the first place... Screen-Sho...7c-png.jpg 
I don't believe in gender base sented cosmetics. I use aftershave for it's original purpose, to ease skin irritation, but shampoo, deodorant, whatever, I use whatever.
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Asexual men just want cake. Not this weird sex stuff. Cake and maybe cuddles. But consensual cuddles. Our Netflix and chill is, ice cream and some Parks and Rec
The problem is that people mistake equality with being the exact same. Guys are typically stronger, gals are typically more agreeable. So what? We can accept this and still have equality.
If I've digested properly: feminists are all women; feminism is about trolling me; and manly men are against equal gender rights. Deep breath, long sigh.
I may have smiled at one or two of them. The rest was just entitled misandrist sexism.
I don't think I have ever seen so many down voted comments on a Bored {Panda post.
I haven't scrolled down to the downvotes yet. You're worrying me.
Load More Replies... Add misandry to oversimplification and generalisation that is ultimately not even in the interest of women, spoken by those who greatly overestimate their eloquence. We need a world of equal chancen and to stop thinking in buckets, classes, differences, rathen than people manifesting just other imbalance which they deem more appropriate. If we would all be but a bit more human and less prone to stupid stereotypes, much would be better
Yeah, I agree with you. Why do these groups fighting against racism/sexism/segregation fight back with the exact same things? It doesn't help at all.
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I don't say I'm a Feminist, because you get too much backlash these days, from the actual problems, like the deemed, 'Femenazis'. But these ones are just sexist towards men. If you're promoting equality, why put down the other sex?
I think it's fine to be super feminine, masculine, conservatively dressed or bare naked as long as you don't force anyone else to be like you. :)
Ok, I feel like it's at the point where a guy can't say anything against feminists and/or women in general without getting slammed for being a horrible person. I'm trying my best to help women in need, so don't act like I'm the problem. Most of us guys aren't. You just wanted an enemy, and saw literally every male person as a perfect candidate.
Okay, no. We didn’t just want a random enemy. Women have been oppressed for ages. We weren’t allowed to vote, to divorce ourselves, to speak out. We’re finally reaching a point in time where we have a voice, and you should know damn well we’re gonna use it. Some women call themselves feminists and just try and put down men in general, but that’s not what all feminists stand for. We just want to paid an equal amount, to be allowed to share opinions, have equal job opportunities, not to be put down, not to be frequently raped then dismissed, and to not be taxed on f*****g tampons. I understand what you are saying about we shouldn’t generalize men, and you’re right, but if you criticize a woman for being a woman, yeah, you are sexist and a horrible person.
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This whole thing is like a gold mine for r/thathappened and r/tumblrinaction
A lot of the downvoted comments are just proving why feminism is still necessary
I like how these people are complaining about being generalized while simultaneously generalizing males...
And nobody in the comment section seems to have any issue with people generalizing ALL feminists, so I guess everyone is a hypocrite.
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love the censorship on this, and all the actually funny comments get warnings on them because their too funny, lmfao
I am not a feminist, but I believe in equality. No, that is not a paradox, as the feminist movement does not have monopoly on wish for equality. Nor does it mean I'm anti-feminist, I just simply reject the label. I'd rather have the label "humanist", "scientist" or "a decent human being".
Just for clarity (as the downvotes are boggling me): "Decent human being" means a person who supports equality. It doesn't mean feminists aren't (or are.. a******s are found in any group). Feminism is a set of ideologies. A sociological perspective, just like Marxism is. It is not a moral code. I understand some people are very religious about it, but that doesn't mean that one who does not identify as a feminist is against the ideology. The problem with religions and other ideologies is that everybody has their own interpretations about it. I do, you do, the authors writing about them do as well. It is obvious in the comment section. Feminism itself is divided into groups, from liberal to radical feminists... and people wonder why others are confused about it! One doesn't need to be a feminist to believe in equality, and not all feminists believe in it, either ("all women should be X" or advocating for female superiority). There is not just one true feminism.
Load More Replies... That's the whole point of feminism, though. It means you can stay home if you want, or have degrees and have a career, or any combination of those things. Because ***some*** people have the wrong idea about feminism, it doesn't change the core of it: equality for both sexes. That's all it means. Also, EVERYONE gets offended by something. Certainly not just feminists.
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Oh, when did you have a chance to interview every modern feminist? Do tell where you published all this data.
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Shouldn't EVERYONE believe in equality for the sexes? Why would anyone want anything else?
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Hey thanks for showing why feminism is still necessary.
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Ah, sh&@. It's you again. What do you gain by doing this? I find it really quite difficult to understand. Howzabout'chall just... shut it, and only comment when you need to. Don't try to pretend this is insightful or something. This is a hate comment.
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Although i’m a total feminist, I had to disagree with a lot of these posts. A lot of them are just women being sexist towards men. As I keep saying, feminism is for equality, not for superiority. Although statistically more men are likely to be sexist towards women, I know a great many men who ARE feminists, and really trying to help the movement. It is true, that not all men are the same. Just like not all women are the same.
Yes. They are being overly sexist in some places here.
Load More Replies... When people make comments on posts that completely legitimise the need for the post in the first place... Screen-Sho...7c-png.jpg
I don't believe in gender base sented cosmetics. I use aftershave for it's original purpose, to ease skin irritation, but shampoo, deodorant, whatever, I use whatever.
Load More Replies... Asexual men just want cake. Not this weird sex stuff. Cake and maybe cuddles. But consensual cuddles. Our Netflix and chill is, ice cream and some Parks and Rec
The problem is that people mistake equality with being the exact same. Guys are typically stronger, gals are typically more agreeable. So what? We can accept this and still have equality.
If I've digested properly: feminists are all women; feminism is about trolling me; and manly men are against equal gender rights. Deep breath, long sigh.
I may have smiled at one or two of them. The rest was just entitled misandrist sexism.
I don't think I have ever seen so many down voted comments on a Bored {Panda post.
I haven't scrolled down to the downvotes yet. You're worrying me.
Load More Replies... Add misandry to oversimplification and generalisation that is ultimately not even in the interest of women, spoken by those who greatly overestimate their eloquence. We need a world of equal chancen and to stop thinking in buckets, classes, differences, rathen than people manifesting just other imbalance which they deem more appropriate. If we would all be but a bit more human and less prone to stupid stereotypes, much would be better
Yeah, I agree with you. Why do these groups fighting against racism/sexism/segregation fight back with the exact same things? It doesn't help at all.
Load More Replies... I don't say I'm a Feminist, because you get too much backlash these days, from the actual problems, like the deemed, 'Femenazis'. But these ones are just sexist towards men. If you're promoting equality, why put down the other sex?
I think it's fine to be super feminine, masculine, conservatively dressed or bare naked as long as you don't force anyone else to be like you. :)
Ok, I feel like it's at the point where a guy can't say anything against feminists and/or women in general without getting slammed for being a horrible person. I'm trying my best to help women in need, so don't act like I'm the problem. Most of us guys aren't. You just wanted an enemy, and saw literally every male person as a perfect candidate.
Okay, no. We didn’t just want a random enemy. Women have been oppressed for ages. We weren’t allowed to vote, to divorce ourselves, to speak out. We’re finally reaching a point in time where we have a voice, and you should know damn well we’re gonna use it. Some women call themselves feminists and just try and put down men in general, but that’s not what all feminists stand for. We just want to paid an equal amount, to be allowed to share opinions, have equal job opportunities, not to be put down, not to be frequently raped then dismissed, and to not be taxed on f*****g tampons. I understand what you are saying about we shouldn’t generalize men, and you’re right, but if you criticize a woman for being a woman, yeah, you are sexist and a horrible person.
Load More Replies... This whole thing is like a gold mine for r/thathappened and r/tumblrinaction
A lot of the downvoted comments are just proving why feminism is still necessary
I like how these people are complaining about being generalized while simultaneously generalizing males...
And nobody in the comment section seems to have any issue with people generalizing ALL feminists, so I guess everyone is a hypocrite.
Load More Replies... love the censorship on this, and all the actually funny comments get warnings on them because their too funny, lmfao
I am not a feminist, but I believe in equality. No, that is not a paradox, as the feminist movement does not have monopoly on wish for equality. Nor does it mean I'm anti-feminist, I just simply reject the label. I'd rather have the label "humanist", "scientist" or "a decent human being".
Just for clarity (as the downvotes are boggling me): "Decent human being" means a person who supports equality. It doesn't mean feminists aren't (or are.. a******s are found in any group). Feminism is a set of ideologies. A sociological perspective, just like Marxism is. It is not a moral code. I understand some people are very religious about it, but that doesn't mean that one who does not identify as a feminist is against the ideology. The problem with religions and other ideologies is that everybody has their own interpretations about it. I do, you do, the authors writing about them do as well. It is obvious in the comment section. Feminism itself is divided into groups, from liberal to radical feminists... and people wonder why others are confused about it! One doesn't need to be a feminist to believe in equality, and not all feminists believe in it, either ("all women should be X" or advocating for female superiority). There is not just one true feminism.
Load More Replies... That's the whole point of feminism, though. It means you can stay home if you want, or have degrees and have a career, or any combination of those things. Because ***some*** people have the wrong idea about feminism, it doesn't change the core of it: equality for both sexes. That's all it means. Also, EVERYONE gets offended by something. Certainly not just feminists.
Load More Replies... Oh, when did you have a chance to interview every modern feminist? Do tell where you published all this data.
Load More Replies... Shouldn't EVERYONE believe in equality for the sexes? Why would anyone want anything else?
Load More Replies... Hey thanks for showing why feminism is still necessary.
Load More Replies... Ah, sh&@. It's you again. What do you gain by doing this? I find it really quite difficult to understand. Howzabout'chall just... shut it, and only comment when you need to. Don't try to pretend this is insightful or something. This is a hate comment.
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