Traveling by plane can be a real adventure. Or it can be a real pain in the behind. Your perspective probably depends on a lot of things that you can’t control, from the staff to the weather. But most people can agree on one thing: that flying can be a good source of inspiration for jokes, memes, and comical incidents.
Here at Bored Panda, we love soaring through the clouds in our Panda Plane and we love all the memes that get created by people who fly. So we made this list for anyone and everyone who’s ever soared through the heavens on an airplane and has been to an airport at least once in their lives.
Get your scrolling wheel ready for takeoff, upvote your favorite memes, and be sure to share them with your friends who either love or loathe airports. And if you’ve got any funny or horrible airport and airplane stories, we’d love to hear them, so share them with everyone somewhere in the comments!
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Bored Panda talked about air travel and the changing industry to one Redditor who uploaded an incredibly popular airport meme onto Reddit’s r/funny community. The meme was so good that it got over 56,500 upvotes in just 3 days and sparked over 1,100 comments.
According to the Redditor, “nothing beats flight in terms of speed and convenience, so it is understandable that airlines do not need to cater to every need of their customers — we have barely any other travel options available.”
“However, airlines are protected by the law far better than the passengers are. For instance, the airline can downgrade or cancel someone's ticket with no repercussions whatsoever,” they explained. “I've had this happen with United in the US and Lufthansa in the EU, and found no way to be reimbursed the money that I lost on those flights.”
The Reddit user agreed that the quality of air travel has dropped along with the price, however, things aren’t all bad: “The quality goes down with the price, but it's not that bad. I mean, having an option to pay less, understandably, means lower quality of a service. However, when there are no options present, airlines will make you pay up even for the cheapest option. It's all supply and demand.”
According to the Redditor, there is a lot that airlines could do to make travel more comfortable for passengers. “But why would they? Low cost airlines don't really earn much on each basic passenger, so they either have to fill their planes in a sardine-like fashion, or charge more.”
“Do not fly airlines that treat you like cattle. Pay extra, but pay to those who acknowledge your dignity,” they added.
Sometimes, however, the most annoying things you encounter on your aerial adventures are your fellow passengers, not the airlines. CNN has compiled some of the most annoying things that other fliers do that really get on our nerves. Some of them are quite obvious. Others are much rarer.
For example, most of us can get behind the idea that people who compulsively shake their legs have no place on planes, let alone any form of transportation, aside from riding on horses. You know what, I changed my mind—horses don’t deserve leg-shakers either.
People who loudly talk on their smartphones are also unwanted on airplanes: there’s no reason to yell into the receiver that you’ve just landed. Relax. Take a chill pill. Call your loved ones once you’re off the magical flying sky chariot.
One other thing that annoys a lot of travelers is when their companions kick off their shoes and take off their socks; there’s a place for bare feet and it’s not on what essentially is a more aerodynamic bus. You wouldn’t walk around barefooted on a city bus, would you? Reexamine your life if you’ve answered ‘yes’ to that question.
You need to do this so you'll have taken all your liquids out of your luggage and the security people can see what's in them, as opposed to having them rolling around in your luggage and the security people having to open your luggage and rummage through it to find your nasal spray. Saves time for everyone
The limit is not there because the plane can't carry it. The limit is there so that the one who pack your case into cargo won't break their back.
As long as I feel like the guardian of the child is doing whatever they can to keep the child calm I'm fine with that. We were all babies once, some people just have to travel with them, let's be compassionate. (When the adults let the children run around without supervision and bother people that clearly don't want to be bothered - then I see an issue.)
Ah, I wish I had your compassion on this. If a baby starts screaming near me I would lose my s**t. Travelling is difficult enough without putting screaming babies into the equation. There should be a partitioned baby section.
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You know what's worse than a crying baby? Loud obnoxious grown a*s adults.
My ad nauseum comment: I fly twice weekly. I’m on planes a LOT. I’ll say adults losing their shît or bîtching about their expectations are a regular, practically guaranteed occurrence. Every single flight there’s some drama or tantrum. Babies rarely are crying loud or consistently enough to disturb my sleep or entertainment. And when they do, parents are almost always apologetic and trying to remedy the situation. Which is usually sinus and ear pressure pain, so most people are empathetic.
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Probably changes too much per flight - some with several, some with none. Otherwise it makes perfect sense. Poor babies ! It's not like they do it deliberately. People being noisy, smelly morons on flights? Now they can help it!
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Many yrs ago I had to take my teething baby on the Concorde red-eye flight and was dreading it so much but everyone, staff as well as passengers, were absolutely brilliant. We got moved to a seat close to the bathroom with lots of legroom and I received lots of sympathetic smiles as I walked up and down the aisle for ages soothing her. I did my best to be considerate, the baby did her best despite her pain and everyone else clearly empathised which meant the world.
Better to share a plane with a baby than bunch of noisy grown ups who think they are super funny with yelling stupid jokes over the whole plane because everybody needs to know they are on holiday and plan to be drunk as f@ck.
i'd rather a plane full of babies than 1 single drunk.
Load More Replies... Let's be honest the problem is not the baby - it's the noise, any noise from anyone or anything. It's just more likely to come from a baby.
It was great for me when I went on a plane with my 7 month old. We had a row of 4 chairs to ourselves because the passengers who were supposed to sit there went to find different seats. Our baby didn't cry once during the 8 hour flight. Same thing on the way back. Never had such relaxed flights.
I traveled with a baby several times. I breastfed him during take off and landing to help with the ears when I could. Used pacifiers and when he was a little older, lollipops/snacks. I came hella prepared with things to entertain my child. Thankfully most of the time I also had my husband’s help. But I do recall flying with my son at about a year old by myself. I got compliments with how sweet he was. But I always felt that pressure to make sure he was quiet. Whether he was happy loud or crying loud.
Administering a reasonable dose of gin should be mandatory for all infants and toddlers.
Having a baby on board is the worst, and it's the absolute worst when you're sitting next to said baby
My aunt brought earplugs to give to the surrounding passengers, that way, if you decline earplugs, you can't complain.
I see your crying baby & raise you a brat kicking the back of your seat for an hour.
It's completely understandable as their ears pop. However, keep your toddler from kicking my seat please! I was literally hit in the head by a toddler in front of his parents.
That's why I try to have my 2 boys sleeping during the flight. At least the small one that have more energy. Drink also when departure and landing. Kids feel ear pain.
I was in a fifteen hour flight and not one but TWO babies were crying and screaming for the longest time
my children were fine, sucking on a dummy or when a little older a sweet, talking to them, reading to them, like all little ones they need reassuring
I only sat next to a baby on a 7 hours flight and the parents were really doing their best. Baby didn't cry once.
OMG... so it's horrible for YOU if a baby is crying? Selfcentered ppl these days!! You might feel sorry for the baby or even the parent rather than be offended.
Actually I do feel sorry for the parent. But I'm very sensitive to noise, it triggers my anxiety and stressed me out. So peace is very important to me for good reason. I'll bring earplugs and use them if I have to, but they feel uncomfortable inside my ears.
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I wouldn't be looking like that. I'd be backing away cuz that's coming back up any second.
My first travel by plane as a young girl.... I had a bag with realy, realy many pockets... In one of them was scissors. My mom and the security spent several minutes until they found one secret pocket in the bottom of the bag, where that scissors was. :D :D
To be fair, there were zero passengers and they gutted the seats to lower the weight on board.
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I have a friend who has tourettes syndrome and whenever we're at the airport one of her tics is to yell "I have a bomb" or just "bomb" and that's sometimes really awkward to explain
What does she do? Does she have to constantly explain? Must be really tough for her.
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My husband and I used to like flying. Then 9/11 happened. We came back from the UK where everyone was so sympathetic and kind... and it was all camo-is-the-new-black, open carry, and WTF ARE YOU DOING CARRYING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE USED STRINGS IN YOUR BACKPACK YOU COULD STRANGLE SOMEONE WITH THEM. It's only gotten worse and worse and worse. We avoid it at all costs now. :(
I used to work for TSA and we didn't care about musical instruments or string unless it was detonator.
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I have an old friend who hates commercial flying so much, and has to travel for his work so frequently, that he put together a report showing that it would be cheaper for the company to buy an airplane and him fly it himself. And they did.
Yikes. I would not want to learn to fly. The ones that I don't get (meaning I'm not aiming this at you DE Ray or your old friend) are the people constantly travelling for work just to have conversations in different countries. Use video conferencing - it's exceptionally effective and much, much cheaper. Plus, ahem, the environment.
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Best check in story: Flying from west coast to east coast. Wearing Jeans and a hoodie. Jeans had these TINY little crystal bead things on back pockets. Get patted down, and by patted down I mean this chick still owes me dinner by the way she was. Tells me later that she thought "I might be smuggling diamonds" My response? B***h they're not even an 1/8th of a carat if that were true and there's like 5 on each pocket, please tell me how in any life that would be true? AND you owe me dinner for that feel you just copped." Lmao.
For those that were curious, the airlines do indeed weight passengers: "The Federal Aviation Administration sets an average weight per traveler and carry-on luggage to estimate how much weight planes will carry. According to "The New York Times," the average weight assigned to each passenger by the FAA is 200 pounds for men, 179 pounds for women and 76 pounds for children under 13. These estimates include 16 pounds per person of carry-on luggage and averages in the weight of winter and summer clothing." This change came in 2005, after a few fatal crashes that resulted in pilots and airlines using outdated weights and measurements from the 50s.
Not completely true. In Frankfurt, biggest airport in Germany, you have high security and full body scanners. Patdowns and taking things off though are only demanded if the scanner shows something. Similar to most big european airports, afaik.
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I have a friend who has tourettes syndrome and whenever we're at the airport one of her tics is to yell "I have a bomb" or just "bomb" and that's sometimes really awkward to explain
What does she do? Does she have to constantly explain? Must be really tough for her.
Load More Replies... My husband and I used to like flying. Then 9/11 happened. We came back from the UK where everyone was so sympathetic and kind... and it was all camo-is-the-new-black, open carry, and WTF ARE YOU DOING CARRYING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE USED STRINGS IN YOUR BACKPACK YOU COULD STRANGLE SOMEONE WITH THEM. It's only gotten worse and worse and worse. We avoid it at all costs now. :(
I used to work for TSA and we didn't care about musical instruments or string unless it was detonator.
Load More Replies... I have an old friend who hates commercial flying so much, and has to travel for his work so frequently, that he put together a report showing that it would be cheaper for the company to buy an airplane and him fly it himself. And they did.
Yikes. I would not want to learn to fly. The ones that I don't get (meaning I'm not aiming this at you DE Ray or your old friend) are the people constantly travelling for work just to have conversations in different countries. Use video conferencing - it's exceptionally effective and much, much cheaper. Plus, ahem, the environment.
Load More Replies... Best check in story: Flying from west coast to east coast. Wearing Jeans and a hoodie. Jeans had these TINY little crystal bead things on back pockets. Get patted down, and by patted down I mean this chick still owes me dinner by the way she was. Tells me later that she thought "I might be smuggling diamonds" My response? B***h they're not even an 1/8th of a carat if that were true and there's like 5 on each pocket, please tell me how in any life that would be true? AND you owe me dinner for that feel you just copped." Lmao.
For those that were curious, the airlines do indeed weight passengers: "The Federal Aviation Administration sets an average weight per traveler and carry-on luggage to estimate how much weight planes will carry. According to "The New York Times," the average weight assigned to each passenger by the FAA is 200 pounds for men, 179 pounds for women and 76 pounds for children under 13. These estimates include 16 pounds per person of carry-on luggage and averages in the weight of winter and summer clothing." This change came in 2005, after a few fatal crashes that resulted in pilots and airlines using outdated weights and measurements from the 50s.
Not completely true. In Frankfurt, biggest airport in Germany, you have high security and full body scanners. Patdowns and taking things off though are only demanded if the scanner shows something. Similar to most big european airports, afaik.
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