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Girl’s Tinder Profile Hilariously Explains Why You Should Date Her, And Now Everyone Wants To Swipe Right
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Girl’s Tinder Profile Hilariously Explains Why You Should Date Her, And Now Everyone Wants To Swipe Right

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This may not be the first time we’ve seen someone turn their Tinder profile into a boardroom-worthy Powerpoint presentation, but it may very well be the best one yet. A 19-year-old Canadian student named Krista has strayed from the old Tinder tradition of putting up a few decent selfies and a half-joking description of yourself, and has instead constructed a biographical slideshow that is so witty and clever, we’re pretty sure the whole Internet is now lined up around the block to take her out on a date. If avocados and meme-sharing sound like your cup of tea, she just might be the one for you.

Scroll down to see it for yourself, and post your answer to the burning question – would you swipe right?

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Juana
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something sad about putting so much effort into a Tinder profile. I don't think it will give her the results she deserves, but wish her the best.

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J
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kidding ? I thought it was hilarious and she clearly doesn't care about making fun of herself. Specially the "me with dogs that aren't mine" and there's a f*****g horse.

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Adriana E. Henricy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she obviously has a great sense of humor and its not afraid to laugh at herself, likes dogs, avocados. I would swipe right, dunno why people are taking this so seriously, its tinder for god's sake.

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Jill Stevenson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the one animal on her "some of the dogs that aren't mine" slide, was a horse.

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Hugo Raible
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually, for girls on Tinder it's enough to be there, and she'll get hundreds of matches.

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well
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is cute, and to me it doesn't seem more desperate, than -any- other tinder profile..^^ The only difference is- this self portrait seems to be authentic. She is and is not sugarcoating the fact that she is looking for someone, at the same time. Sympathetic. I hope that she will only respawn to comparable effort, though.

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was this guy who had made such a presentation about himself.. Interesting nevertheless.

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Adriana E. Henricy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think its become more common to do this, people usually dont read the description and just swipe bc "hot" and then send you d**k pics :/

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NoAssumedName
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never been on dating sites but I would take her out she seems fun.

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Katinka Min
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Random guy on Reddit 'I'd come inside her' - BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-D (and once more: so SO glad I'm part of an older generation. Online dating was bad enough but Tinder sounds like a nightmare)

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Melody Lanzatella
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the dumbest thing Ive ever seen. I also REALLY think its demeaning to HERSELF to say that some guy said, Id cum in her. Yes, it is great to have the quality of not taking yourself too seriously, but I think this profile sailed WAAAY over THAT line!

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Pedro Hasashi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I loled at the "random internet guy comment" Shebis pretty, I fail to think that she havent found someone and has to do this unless its for trolling/lulz.

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Elaine Van Zon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this -it's a good laugh. She's a nice girl not taking herself too seriously and being a bit more real than most. Good for her

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Yolis Cb
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I respect men"!!! Hahahahaha! That's super funny! She's hillarious!

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arianna kalal
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She said she was with dogs is that true cause I thought that I saw a horse

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Alan Words
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SO, why doesn't she part her lips when she smiles????? Crooked or rotten or yellow teeth?

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Chyppa Homer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why a profile at all ? She`s a cute 19 yo. Shouldn`t boys be braking down her door ?

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Jörg Zingler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, now I know why Trudeau was elected. Canada is soo friggin doomed with people like her living there.

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Leia Morgana
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhhhh yes.... avacados and hating trump.. so hip, so cool. Im sure she has a pink pussy hat, and goes to her daily protest ...

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The Paul
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes sense. If you're not a fascist you might as well put that right out in the open and make it obvious. Better than wasting time and energy going on several dates, getting to know someone... learning a bit about them... etc... then it turns out they're a fascist and you've got to start all over trying to build a rapport with someone who isn't totally unsalvagable.

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Phillip Moderow
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6 years ago

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"Laughing at Trump"--? (BTW, it's PRESIDENT Trump to you.) You are a microcosm of the brainwashing occurring in our liberal school system where up is down, left is right and violence is called for to win an argument with a conservative. Down vote.

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Nia Loves Art
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you think that because she disagrees with you she is brainwashed? What a patronizing assumption to make about a woman who you essentially know nothing about.

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Lisa Keller-Fawcett
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6 years ago

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"A 19-year-old Canadian student"? Should really keep her 'opinions about the US Presidency to herself....J.S.

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Otis Spunkmeyer
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6 years ago

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Agreed. Most likely it's the same as in the US, she's been given the kool-aid from her leftie professors that hate Trump and can't even articulate why.

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Juana
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something sad about putting so much effort into a Tinder profile. I don't think it will give her the results she deserves, but wish her the best.

the-real-o-jct avatar
J
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kidding ? I thought it was hilarious and she clearly doesn't care about making fun of herself. Specially the "me with dogs that aren't mine" and there's a f*****g horse.

Load More Replies...
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Adriana E. Henricy
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she obviously has a great sense of humor and its not afraid to laugh at herself, likes dogs, avocados. I would swipe right, dunno why people are taking this so seriously, its tinder for god's sake.

jillstevensn_games avatar
Jill Stevenson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the one animal on her "some of the dogs that aren't mine" slide, was a horse.

blaasdf2 avatar
Hugo Raible
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually, for girls on Tinder it's enough to be there, and she'll get hundreds of matches.

ninja1502 avatar
well
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is cute, and to me it doesn't seem more desperate, than -any- other tinder profile..^^ The only difference is- this self portrait seems to be authentic. She is and is not sugarcoating the fact that she is looking for someone, at the same time. Sympathetic. I hope that she will only respawn to comparable effort, though.

neeraz001 avatar
Neeraj Jha
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was this guy who had made such a presentation about himself.. Interesting nevertheless.

efs_adriana avatar
Adriana E. Henricy
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think its become more common to do this, people usually dont read the description and just swipe bc "hot" and then send you d**k pics :/

Load More Replies...
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NoAssumedName
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never been on dating sites but I would take her out she seems fun.

kathinka avatar
Katinka Min
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Random guy on Reddit 'I'd come inside her' - BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-D (and once more: so SO glad I'm part of an older generation. Online dating was bad enough but Tinder sounds like a nightmare)

lanza130 avatar
Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the dumbest thing Ive ever seen. I also REALLY think its demeaning to HERSELF to say that some guy said, Id cum in her. Yes, it is great to have the quality of not taking yourself too seriously, but I think this profile sailed WAAAY over THAT line!

draculafan avatar
Pedro Hasashi
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I loled at the "random internet guy comment" Shebis pretty, I fail to think that she havent found someone and has to do this unless its for trolling/lulz.

elainevanzon avatar
Elaine Van Zon
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this -it's a good laugh. She's a nice girl not taking herself too seriously and being a bit more real than most. Good for her

yolanda_cb avatar
Yolis Cb
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I respect men"!!! Hahahahaha! That's super funny! She's hillarious!

ariannakalal avatar
arianna kalal
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She said she was with dogs is that true cause I thought that I saw a horse

alienwordz avatar
Alan Words
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SO, why doesn't she part her lips when she smiles????? Crooked or rotten or yellow teeth?

homerchyppa avatar
Chyppa Homer
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why a profile at all ? She`s a cute 19 yo. Shouldn`t boys be braking down her door ?

jrgzingler avatar
Jörg Zingler
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, now I know why Trudeau was elected. Canada is soo friggin doomed with people like her living there.

bettywilma4281 avatar
Leia Morgana
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhhhh yes.... avacados and hating trump.. so hip, so cool. Im sure she has a pink pussy hat, and goes to her daily protest ...

paulsmart avatar
The Paul
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes sense. If you're not a fascist you might as well put that right out in the open and make it obvious. Better than wasting time and energy going on several dates, getting to know someone... learning a bit about them... etc... then it turns out they're a fascist and you've got to start all over trying to build a rapport with someone who isn't totally unsalvagable.

Load More Replies...
dogbreath-jfti avatar
Phillip Moderow
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

"Laughing at Trump"--? (BTW, it's PRESIDENT Trump to you.) You are a microcosm of the brainwashing occurring in our liberal school system where up is down, left is right and violence is called for to win an argument with a conservative. Down vote.

nashamagirl avatar
Nia Loves Art
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you think that because she disagrees with you she is brainwashed? What a patronizing assumption to make about a woman who you essentially know nothing about.

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Lisa Keller-Fawcett
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

"A 19-year-old Canadian student"? Should really keep her 'opinions about the US Presidency to herself....J.S.

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Otis Spunkmeyer
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Agreed. Most likely it's the same as in the US, she's been given the kool-aid from her leftie professors that hate Trump and can't even articulate why.

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