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Ah, Tinder. It's our best friend and our worst enemy. Most of us enter the experience with an open mind, hoping we might actually find that perfect match we've been waiting for. And then the awful pick-up lines crush every bit of that hope into little pieces.

Even if you did meet 'the one' through a successful swipe, the odds are that you went through a few duds before they ended up in your inbox. We can't even blame you, since it's hard to tell if someone is a psychopath based only on their picture. Unless they actually look insane, in which case we would advise to swipe left as fast as you can.

Got a knee-slapping pick-up line, a scathing comeback, or a match that scarred you for life? We want to hear about it. Add it to our list below, but only after you've voted on which of these poor souls got burned the worst.

#1

I Don't Think You Should Mix With That Species, I Hear It's Quite Invasive

I Don't Think You Should Mix With That Species, I Hear It's Quite Invasive

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#4

This Has To The Best Tinder Profile I've Ever Seen

This Has To The Best Tinder Profile I've Ever Seen

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#6

It's True Romance Until LSD Wears Off

It's True Romance Until LSD Wears Off

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably the most truthful of the ones seen here so far.

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#12

Chewbacca's Got Her Right

Chewbacca's Got Her Right

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#13

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn! Cosplay for real :-) i really dig the bacon enthusiast!

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#15

Why Do You Have To Be Like This?

Why Do You Have To Be Like This?

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Just a Purpler
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ooh right back at 'chu. It's girls like this I hope don't complain how unfair feminism is...

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#17

True Love Is Patient

True Love Is Patient

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#21

It’s A Dominance Thing

It’s A Dominance Thing

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Jill Earley
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, his mom said he was "an absolute gentleman". I thought he was raised by wolves! That or his wolf mom really loves him.

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#22

How Is Tinder Free

How Is Tinder Free

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InsomniacPanda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part is his Bio, seen it on 9gag: "I call myself Jared but you can call me tonight"

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Dodger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how can he read??? he's jared, 19??? who never f**king learned how to read??????

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Bogdan Matei
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In some states it would be illegal to throw a dart in someones hurt. I meant it would hurt like hell

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he puts that much effort into winning your heart, guess who will be doing all the hard work.

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm torn between being amused at this creative image series... and wanting to shun this level of smarm.

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#23

He Looks Good For 2017 Year Old

He Looks Good For 2017 Year Old

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#26

When In Doubt, Rely On The Office

When In Doubt, Rely On The Office

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#27

The Sad Truth About Tinder

The Sad Truth About Tinder

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JELollis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*** Looks around... Sees no lake or fish *** Wait... Is that why they call it "Plenty of Fish" ????

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#28

How To Make Your Wife Angry In One Second

How To Make Your Wife Angry In One Second

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#32

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! This is why online dating is great and terrible. You often know really quickly why they are single. For example "guacamole" triggers them. Bravo Avocado.. I want to use that.

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#33

Everyone Has Different Expectations

Everyone Has Different Expectations

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#37

They Somewhere Out There

They Somewhere Out There

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#39

Let's Just Take A Moment To Appreciate This Masterpiece

Let's Just Take A Moment To Appreciate This Masterpiece

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#41

A Lesson On How Not To Trust Anyone On Tinder

A Lesson On How Not To Trust Anyone On Tinder

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#42

Unique Perspective

Unique Perspective

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you have to be agree with that. more easy to be a s**t if your a girl. because girl have standart and won't f**k anyone. guy would f**k anyone... or anything :-)

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#43

Why Even Reply If You're Throwing One Word Into The Conversation

Why Even Reply If You're Throwing One Word Into The Conversation

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#44

Actually I'm Using It To Find True Love

Actually I'm Using It To Find True Love

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Veronika Velikova
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, but i still think they are more about finding a friend,than finding sex..

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#45

Excellent Business Strategy

Excellent Business Strategy

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#48

The Greatest Accomplishment And The Greatest Failure

The Greatest Accomplishment And The Greatest Failure

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#49

You Should Always Pay The Extra Money To Do A Photo Shoot For Your Tinder Profile

You Should Always Pay The Extra Money To Do A Photo Shoot For Your Tinder Profile

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#50

She Was A Perfect Illusion

She Was A Perfect Illusion

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#51

How To Get A Super Like In 1 Picture

How To Get A Super Like In 1 Picture

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#52

Certain Signs You're Date Is Going Great

Certain Signs You're Date Is Going Great

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#55

Look At What You've Become

Look At What You've Become

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It should connect you to a realtor from a different city.

#56

How To Get A Sugar Daddy 101

How To Get A Sugar Daddy 101

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#57

I Hate It When You Ignore Me, Big Poppa!

I Hate It When You Ignore Me, Big Poppa!

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#59

What I Feel Like Saying To Most People On Tinder

What I Feel Like Saying To Most People On Tinder

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#60

Classic Tinder Theme

Classic Tinder Theme

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could've at least worked out the typos in his script...

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#61

I Never Learn From My Past Mistakes

I Never Learn From My Past Mistakes

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#62

Damaged But Adorable

Damaged But Adorable

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#65

I Like To Talk A Big Talk

I Like To Talk A Big Talk

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JELollis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least Snap is a step up from Tinder, I suppose.

#66

That's A Missed Opportunity Right There

That's A Missed Opportunity Right There

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#68

When You Prefer Staying At Home And Eating Pizza

When You Prefer Staying At Home And Eating Pizza

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all fairness, if they are "traveling every weekend, like to keep it spontaneous, looking for someone to go on all my adventures".... I am exhausted just reading that. I have a job and a family and a social life and a netflix account

#71

Marriage Is Great For That Too!

Marriage Is Great For That Too!

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#72

Was The Falafel Good At Least?

Was The Falafel Good At Least?

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#73

The Classic, Tinder Men Bingo

The Classic, Tinder Men Bingo

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#75

That Was A Top-Notch Response

That Was A Top-Notch Response

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JELollis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's the ointment for that self burn? Oh wait... she saved him... Props!

#77

I Didn't Feel Like Eating Italian Today...

I Didn't Feel Like Eating Italian Today...

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#78

Found Love In A Hopeless Place

Found Love In A Hopeless Place

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#79

It's All About The Perspective

It's All About The Perspective

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#80

The Not-So-Unlikely Odds

The Not-So-Unlikely Odds

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#81

When In Doubt, Pop This Question

When In Doubt, Pop This Question

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#82

Don't Hate The Players, Hate The Game

Don't Hate The Players, Hate The Game

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Its Me
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are on tinder just know that people are swiping left on you as you speak

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#83

Looks Like I'm Having A Kid Now

Looks Like I'm Having A Kid Now

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#84

Aggressive Swiping Left Ensues

Aggressive Swiping Left Ensues

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#85

It Always Goes That Way

It Always Goes That Way

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#86

My Friend Tried To Pull Some Smooth Moves On A Korean Girl. "What's Cookin Good Lookin"

My Friend Tried To Pull Some Smooth Moves On A Korean Girl. "What's Cookin Good Lookin"

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#87

There's Always That One Guy That Posts A Pic In Full Battle Rattle

There's Always That One Guy That Posts A Pic In Full Battle Rattle

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#89

J.E.A.N.N.E.T.T.E.

J.E.A.N.N.E.T.T.E.

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like I need to take a class in knowing what the hell they're talking about.

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#90

Savage

Savage

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Please keep talking to me. You can even insult me. Just give me attention!"

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#91

That Seems Appropriate

That Seems Appropriate

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#92

Modern Day Tragedy

Modern Day Tragedy

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#93

Different Kind Of Surprises

Different Kind Of Surprises

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#94

Expectations Vs Reality

Expectations Vs Reality

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#96

Well Put

Well Put

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Harsh. And here I am wondering if I should just swallow my pride and try it for shits and giggles.

#97

Dicks On Dicks On Dicks

Dicks On Dicks On Dicks

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#98

A Girl Named Jeb

A Girl Named Jeb

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#99

When You See It

When You See It

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StarKitten
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How old does a cat have to be to click that? I'm just a kitten so I don't think I'm old enough.

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#100

Matched With A 21 Year Old... I'm 28. Was Genuinely Curious To See If She Would Know What This Was

Matched With A 21 Year Old... I'm 28. Was Genuinely Curious To See If She Would Know What This Was

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Mike M (OB1Coyote)
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cassette is technically correct. the 3.5" floppy was housed in a small case, or cassette... and the name wasn't just a carryover from the 5.25" Floppy. The disk inside the plastic cassette of the 3.5" was still just as floppy as the one inside the sleeve of the 5.25" floppy. Break one open some time and see for yourself. There were also 2-inch, 2½-inch, and 3-inch floppies, but in the end the Sony 3.5" won the market. Everyone talks about the 5.25" like they were old-school, but those were actually the smaller version of the original 8" floppies. Not as many people know about those because they predate the World Wide Web and fewer people had PCs at that time.

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#101

I Can't Believe This Works

I Can't Believe This Works

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solvo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Clever"? Im start questioning human civilisation now

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#102

So That's What Trans Means

So That's What Trans Means

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#103

Is That Supposed To Be Pronounced Taylor?

Is That Supposed To Be Pronounced Taylor?

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#106

Pls

Pls

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assume he then launched into some kind of "never mind, I don't want a [insult here] like you anyway! Go die in a fire!"

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#107

Ten Tickles

Ten Tickles

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#108

Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

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#109

6foot&4inches

6foot&4inches

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#110

Not Here For A Hook Up, Right

Not Here For A Hook Up, Right

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#111

What To Do When You Accidentally Swipe Right On Tinder

What To Do When You Accidentally Swipe Right On Tinder

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#113

The Shelby Law

The Shelby Law

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#114

Hon Hon Hon

Hon Hon Hon

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#116

Isn't That Understood If You're On Tinder?

Isn't That Understood If You're On Tinder?

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solvo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a word for that. I prefer not to mention it.

#117

Well *i* Thought It Was Pretty Good

Well *i* Thought It Was Pretty Good

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a skill. Not a good one. But a skill nonetheless.

#118

Always Keep Your Gift Receipts

Always Keep Your Gift Receipts

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#119

I Can't Believe It Worked

I Can't Believe It Worked

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Chris Conrad
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet he has used that line 100s of times obviously. Its okay to be slutty these days. When you have nothing to offer really settling for a quick pick up is all there is.

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#120

My Bio Says "Give Me Your Best Anti-Joke"

My Bio Says "Give Me Your Best Anti-Joke"

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#121

Are You From Heaven?

Are You From Heaven?

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#124

Thirsty AF

Thirsty AF

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if you and your spouse are ethically non-monogamous?

#125

We Have A Genius Right Here

We Have A Genius Right Here

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#126

Some Girls Don't Like Puns, Others Don't Get Them. There's No In Between

Some Girls Don't Like Puns, Others Don't Get Them. There's No In Between

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Marioara Popescu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the pun is so bad, I pretend I don't get it either. It discourages them from using it on other girls and making them feel slightly disgusted, too.

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#127

Seems Legit

Seems Legit

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#128

Also I Like Sushi And Mini-Golf

Also I Like Sushi And Mini-Golf

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one has clearly read the Nice Guy™ and Friendzone™ manuals.

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#129

Had A Nice Conversation With Gina Last Night

Had A Nice Conversation With Gina Last Night

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#130

You Ruin Everything

You Ruin Everything

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#132

That Took An Unexpected Turn

That Took An Unexpected Turn

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#133

I Tell Myself I'm Normal 10x Before I Go To Bed

I Tell Myself I'm Normal 10x Before I Go To Bed

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#134

Found The Man Himself On Tinder Today

Found The Man Himself On Tinder Today

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#136

20+ Hilarious Posts About Tinder

20+ Hilarious Posts About Tinder

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#137

Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today

Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today

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