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One moment a person is advising others to give themselves time off and ignore voicemail, the next he's saying they should burn their house down. Things can go from 0 to 100 in a heartbeat. And when they do, they end up on the subreddit r/ThatEscalatedQuickly.

Inspired by a classic meme, this online community might not be the biggest (it has 16K members) but 9 years after its creation, these folks are still active and constantly share new, surprising content. Below you will find some of their all-time most upvoted posts. Enjoy!

#1

I'm Sorry, What?

I'm Sorry, What?

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According to the famous internet culture catalog Know Your Meme, the quote "That escalated quickly" was originally heard in a scene from the 2004 comedy film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, in which the main character and his colleagues discuss their previous encounter of a violent midday brawl with the rival KQHS Channel 9 evening news team.

Along with many other memorable lines from the movie, Ron Burgundy's afterthought quickly spread to various comedy and movie forums, as well as comment sections under news articles and other places as a general notion that something has gone out of control quickly.

We reached out to the subreddit's moderators and one of them, u/zzcolby, was kind enough to have a friendly chat. They said that what makes a 'quick escalation' captivating are "mainly something wholesome or innocent becoming the complete opposite within a very short amount of time."

"Usually, said twist is morbid or sexual in nature," u/zzcolby told Bored Panda. "One example I remember is a post about bread hamsters that starts off focusing on how cute the designs are, before quickly devolving into graphic detail about eating them. Another popular post type are situations that start off completely normal, then instantly turn chaotic."

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Psychologist and relationship consultant James Creighton, Ph. D., agrees that people tend to blow things out of proportion, and said there is even a predictable pattern to this phenomenon in our interaction.

"Escalation is triggered when someone feels poked, threatened, or put down," Creighton wrote in Psychology Today, adding this may be something very small when you look back at it.

"Almost immediately people go to the first escalating behavior: blaming and accusing," he continued. "One thing that starts escalation is a lot of 'you messages' — 'you did this,' 'you did that.'"

Blaming and accusing usually don't solve the conflict but leads to the second stage of escalation, which is name-calling. "In addition to calling her lazy for leaving the cap off the toothpaste, Dennis may say that Theresa is irresponsible. Theresa may call Dennis a 'bastard,' a 'jerk,' and [so on.]"

#5

In 30 Days You Will Be Unrecognizable

In 30 Days You Will Be Unrecognizable

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no sugar is a bit excessive, but everything else is manageable in my opinion

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#7

0-100 In Record Time

0-100 In Record Time

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Nixxy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slwo and steady wins the race, this just backs me up. Unless he was actually TRYING to kill them, in which case go as fast as possible

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As I mentioned before, r/ThatEscalatedQuickly isn't the biggest of subreddits. However, its members revisit it regularly. "I think people like to come back because it's such a small community that's generally free of off-topic reposts," u/zzcolby explained. "The reason it's small is that it's very similar to much bigger subs like r/WhatCouldGoWrong. Strange considering the sub's name is directly taken from a famous Anchorman quote."

The moderator said that "due to it being such a small sub, the community is pretty serene and doesn't get into much in-fighting." So if that sounds like a fun setting to click around (honestly, why wouldn't it?), consider joining r/ThatEscalatedQuickly yourself!

#8

Son Is Taller Than Dad

Son Is Taller Than Dad

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Michelle M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda looks like the dad. Same nose, hair, smile and squint. That doesn't prove paternity of course. I bet the 'geneticist' is a party pooper.

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#9

Wait... No, That's Not What I Meant

Wait... No, That's Not What I Meant

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#12

Damn You Think She’d Know How By Now

Damn You Think She’d Know How By Now

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#14

Sing Us A Song You're The Piano Man

Sing Us A Song You're The Piano Man

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha should try this on my crush, maybe they'll get enough brain damage and actually like me

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#15

How Am I Driving?

How Am I Driving?

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Michelle M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very funny. I wouldn't drive on the same lane with this person 😅

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#17

Steal Of A Deal

Steal Of A Deal

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#18

Jack Sparrow House

Jack Sparrow House

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A B C
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is friggin' hilarious, yet sadly, it's fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jack-sparrow-house-quibi/

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chuck.dont.surf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Immediately googled this and was disappointed to find out it's not a thing

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have convictions for sexual crimes, especially against minors, you often in the US get a specified distance you must keep from places where kids gather --- schools, playgrounds, ... .

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backatya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the last one who was too close to an elementary school lol

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Jace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone please stop this media disease they call “reality television”.

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V V
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. The downfall of the show sounds far more interesting than the actual show.

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Effin Fred
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't imagine they sucked or were annoying as Johnny Depp!

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#19

Isn't This A Little Excessive For Losing A Pen?

Isn't This A Little Excessive For Losing A Pen?

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#23

I Don't Think He Understood The Question

I Don't Think He Understood The Question

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#24

Some Heavy Metal Right There

Some Heavy Metal Right There

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Fred the rat king
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

W-W-what the f—k I fight over people being racist,sexist,homophobic but this is nuts

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#25

I Too Enjoy Collapsing The Universe

I Too Enjoy Collapsing The Universe

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#27

Just A Regular Day At The Saloon...

Just A Regular Day At The Saloon...

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Hilary Mol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What's new at your local saloon? You can now watch wildlife up close while you sip your Old-Timey Western Movie Whiskey and enjoy a haircut. We'll have more about that tonight at eleven."

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#28

M8 Sold An Xbox

M8 Sold An Xbox

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#30

At Least Buy A Guy Dinner First

At Least Buy A Guy Dinner First

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

woah there. Woulda been better if thats when Ollie finally responded

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