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The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

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Bosire Park
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CONTACT= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com HOW I GOT MY HUSBAND BACK WITH THE HELP OF DR JATTO. There is a great herbal doctor name Dr JATTO who help me restore my family back in peace with my husband and can cure other deadly diseases, On a faithful weekend i choose to search for help online and so good i saw comments of how Dr. JATTO cured HERPES,HIV,CLEAR CHAKRAS, EPILEPSY, FLAT BELLE,LOST WEIGHT, STROKE,BRING_EX_LOVER_BACK CHILD ISSUES, FINANCIAL HELP and CANCER with his herbal medicine and help many people get their problem solve. I contacted him with the information i saw on the comments. He is from Africa and he is a great herbal spell doctor, he solve any problem as well if you are having family problem or deadly disease, you are to contact Dr JATTO for you to have all your problem solved and here is his contacts. WEB PAGE= https://www.facebook.com/jattosolutioncenter/ EMAIL= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com WHAT'S_APP or CALL= +2347048881201 GOD BLESS Dr. JATTO.,.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CONTACT= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com HOW I GOT MY HUSBAND BACK WITH THE HELP OF DR JATTO. There is a great herbal doctor name Dr JATTO who help me restore my family back in peace with my husband and can cure other deadly diseases, On a faithful weekend i choose to search for help online and so good i saw comments of how Dr. JATTO cured HERPES,HIV,CLEAR CHAKRAS, EPILEPSY, FLAT BELLE,LOST WEIGHT, STROKE,BRING_EX_LOVER_BACK CHILD ISSUES, FINANCIAL HELP and CANCER with his herbal medicine and help many people get their problem solve. I contacted him with the information i saw on the comments. He is from Africa and he is a great herbal spell doctor, he solve any problem as well if you are having family problem or deadly disease, you are to contact Dr JATTO for you to have all your problem solved and here is his contacts. WEB PAGE= https://www.facebook.com/jattosolutioncenter/ EMAIL= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com WHAT'S_APP or CALL= +2347048881201 GOD BLESS Dr. JATTO.,

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Bosire Park
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CONTACT= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com HOW I GOT MY HUSBAND BACK WITH THE HELP OF DR JATTO. There is a great herbal doctor name Dr JATTO who help me restore my family back in peace with my husband and can cure other deadly diseases, On a faithful weekend i choose to search for help online and so good i saw comments of how Dr. JATTO cured HERPES,HIV,CLEAR CHAKRAS, EPILEPSY, FLAT BELLE,LOST WEIGHT, STROKE,BRING_EX_LOVER_BACK CHILD ISSUES, FINANCIAL HELP and CANCER with his herbal medicine and help many people get their problem solve. I contacted him with the information i saw on the comments. He is from Africa and he is a great herbal spell doctor, he solve any problem as well if you are having family problem or deadly disease, you are to contact Dr JATTO for you to have all your problem solved and here is his contacts. WEB PAGE= https://www.facebook.com/jattosolutioncenter/ EMAIL= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com WHAT'S_APP or CALL= +2347048881201 GOD BLESS Dr. JATTO..

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Avdool Ferkeey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone has a life story, I am so happy to have my lover back again after 8 good months of separation. I never thought we will live a happy life together again, but today, I am so glad for what ( Priestess Joy Onobun ) the spell caster did for me as she cast a reconciliation love spell for me to bring back my Ex to live together with me again. My testimony to everyone who is in the same situation as i was,should Contact The Great Dr Onobun now and Get your problem solved... WhatsApp................2349155287171 Email..............onobuntemple@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/Onobunlovespell-103169402195792/ http://dronobunspellhome.blogspot.com

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Menna kylie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wish right now is that God should continue to bless Dr. EHIGIE  for his good works towards the life of those people who are heart broken. My name is Monica lom and i am from UK, it been a while since when my lover attitude changed from being the caring type he has been to me ,but later turn  not been caring at all. But not long, I later discovered that my lover was having an affair with someone else.and also he told me he don,t  need me after all we pass through then a friend told me about a black magic spell .that with the spell i will get back my man ,  i took his Email and i conctact him,  and i did some sacrifices  to the spell man and he bought the items for me which he used for the sacrifices  and later called me that before 48 hours my love will come back to me and now we are more in love with each other than ever. you can reach him on his Email: EHIGIELOVESPELL@GMAIL.COM.   my lover returned back and broke up with the other girl he was having a relationship with.  DR Ehigie

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Kate Mark
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After Years in a relationship with my Boyfriend, my Boyfriend started going out with other girls and showing me cold love, on several occasions he threatens to broke-up with me if I dare question him about his affair with other girls, I was totally devastated and confused until an old friend of mine told me about a spell caster on the internet Dr Akin who help people with their relationship and marriage problem and solve other Issues by casting spell to restore peace in a lot of home, first I doubted If voodoo ever exists but decided to give it a try, When I contact him, he told me everything I needed to do and I did and he helped me cast a Love Spell and within 28Hours my boyfriend came back to and started apologizing, now he has stopped going out with girls and he is with me for good and for real. Dr akin voodoo is real and powerful Contact this powerful spell Caster for any love spell and other area https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094035050805&mibextid=ZbWKwL

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Wylde Hensley
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SPELL CASTER FROM INDIA THAT BROUGHT MY HUSBAND TO ME Dr Nakara cast a spell that brought my man back to me for good after 6 months,and now husband is back showing me love like never before,contact Dr nakara through email and be happy forever nakarasolutionshome77@gmail.com. (1) If you want your ex back. (2) if you always have bad dreams. (3) You want to be promoted in your office. (4) You want women/men to run after you. (5) If you want a child/pregnancy spell (6) You want to be rich. (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. Email:nakarasolutionshome77@gmail.com.

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Brittani Wilcox
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m so excited my broken marriage has been restored “We recently made up, even though it was difficult. It’s been more than a month now, and everything feels like it’s returned to normal. He has began to treat me better, and it’s been a healing process for both of us. The nightmare that had lasted for almost 2 years before we broke up is finally over. It’s like we fell in love all over again! We’ve both put the past behind us, and are trying to move forward – and for the first time in a long time, the future looks a lot brighter. I can’t express in words how grateful I am to Dr Abuu! It’s like we’ve finally rediscovered those things about each other that made us fall in love in the first place. All of the worrying and stress has simply vanished. Thank you Dr Abuu for saving my broken marriage and bringing my husband back to me!”. Me and my husband are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Abuu. If you have any relationship problem contact Dr Abuu now and i guarantee you that

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Joyce Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so proud and happy to be out here sharing your work Dr. Ogun. I just can't believe that now my ex Husband really came back to me on his knees presenting a ruby rose begging me to take him back and he was feeling regretful and sorry for leaving me and for causing me pains after the divorce which occurred last year. And this whole miracle happened after i ordered an urgent 24hours Dr. Ogun powerful spell which he cast on me and my husband. oguncure1010@gmail.com or whatsapp +2348109506451 Sir I am the happiest woman today. Dr. Ogun you really did it..Yes.. can get to me for more information +14312444499 whatsapp https://www.facebook.com/Dr-OGUN-101126394861404/

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am sorry for putting this on the net but I have to. I will forever be indebted to DR, Ezomo for fixing my broken marriage after my husband left me for another woman for 6 months. I never believed in spells until my friend introduced me to DR, Ezomo At first, I was skeptical about him because I heard a lot about false spell caster but I put my doubts behind me because I was desperate to get my husband back and I did according to what he instructed me to do. Now my husband is back just within 48 hours of contacting him. I'm living happily with my husband again after 6 months of broken marriage and I will not rest till he's known all over the world. He's also specialized in lottery spells, promotion spells, sickness spells E.T.C. Get connected with DR,Ezomo him on:on his email drezomospellhome@hotmail.com or contact him on WhatsApp://wa.me/+393510555618

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Hannet Gray
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want the World to know about my situation My husband filed for a divorce after 8 years of marriage it was difficult for me and the kids I did all I could to save my marriage and my family but all fail until a friend of mine told me about the wonderful work of Dr. Manley I contacted him and he assured me 24hours all will be well the next day to my greatest surprise my husband came back home and he went on his knees and was crying begging me for forgiveness I’m so happy right now thank you so much Dr.Manley, One message to him today can change your life too for the better. You can reach him via email: drmanleyhelphome@gmail.com or WhatsApp: ‪+905428528628

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CONTACT= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com HOW I GOT MY HUSBAND BACK WITH THE HELP OF DR JATTO. There is a great herbal doctor name Dr JATTO who help me restore my family back in peace with my husband and can cure other deadly diseases, On a faithful weekend i choose to search for help online and so good i saw comments of how Dr. JATTO cured HERPES,HIV,CLEAR CHAKRAS, EPILEPSY, FLAT BELLE,LOST WEIGHT, STROKE,BRING_EX_LOVER_BACK CHILD ISSUES, FINANCIAL HELP and CANCER with his herbal medicine and help many people get their problem solve. I contacted him with the information i saw on the comments. He is from Africa and he is a great herbal spell doctor, he solve any problem as well if you are having family problem or deadly disease, you are to contact Dr JATTO for you to have all your problem solved and here is his contacts. WEB PAGE= https://www.facebook.com/jattosolutioncenter/ EMAIL= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com WHAT'S_APP or CALL= +2347048881201 GOD BLESS Dr. JATTO.

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kate fredrick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a miracle when priest love helpe me , my broken marriage back in the next seven days, here is his info. (((Lovetemple0001))))@gmail.)))com)))) and WhatsApp +(234(961))570)504) )just in case you have similar issues, capable of solving any all kind life problem etc

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Deborah Hardwick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband divorced me and went after his ex and left me heart broken for 2 years. I have been playing the lottery for some years before I got married and I have never won any big amount. I continued to play the lottery but I couldn't win more than $500 dollars until I was introduced to Dr Amber that is a strong Haiti spell caster. I had a chat with him via +18084815132 telling him what a mess my life has become. He encouraged and promised to get my man back for me and to help me win the lottery. There were specific instructions that was passed to me by him which I adhered to as he prepared the spell for me that brought back my husband within 36 hours and he gave me some sure numbers to play the lottery game. I used the numbers to play the lottery and I was declared the winner of Ten Million Dollars and all this happened within a week after I knew Dr Amber. It doesn't matter what you are going through in life Dr Amber is here to help. You can visit his website: amberlottotemple.com or

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Grace Jacob
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EFFECTIVE AND POWERFUL LOVE SPELL CASTER AND LOTTERY SPELL 2022 igechispellhome@gmail.com OR WHATSAPP HIM :+2347085558689 I Want to use this great time to thank DR igechi for helping me reunite my broken relationship, i never believed on spell or magic till a friend of mine introduce DR igechi website and i check the website and read all his service and contacted him on his email : igechispellhome@gmail.com and ask him for help to help me bring back my lover who left me for another girl 6 months ago and a lottery winning spell and told me never to worry that he will help me with his powerful spell and he told me the procedure to follow and i did as he said after 2 days my boyfriend came back to me begging me to forgive him that everything he did to me was not his faul that he was under a spell that i should accept him back as my boyfriend and this was all i hatttve been waiting for. if you need any spell from him contact dr igechi or igechispellhome@gmail.com or contact him on WHATSAPP

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bald win
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dr jadu I wanted to thank you for all of your work and effort. I requested a reunion love spell (to bring back my boyfriend) and within 3 weeks Bryce was back and calling me regularly, and little by little we fixed what I had messed up. Honestly, I wasn’t sure that this was going to work as I had gone to other casters with no results, but I had to give it one more shot. you told me to be patient and i was, and I cannot thank you enough for your work! I have already recommended two friends to you for help with their love lives and will continue to recommend you to anyone I feel needs you. I cannot thank you enough Dr jadu you can reach him if you need his help on his email : his whatsap +393511788587 or drodintemple3523@gmail.com

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William Kruger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just want to thank lord Bubuza Again for helping me with his spell to win the Powerball jackpot lottery of $169 million ($168,500,000). My name is William Kruger, I came across different testimonies of people thanking lord Bubuza for helping them win a lottery so I contacted him on WhatsApp: +1 505 569 0396. I told him how long I have been playing and trying to win a lottery without luck, lord Bubuza responded and promised to help me with his spell to win a lottery too. After casting the spell he gave me a lottery number and told me how and where to play the lottery, I did as he instructed and behold I became a jackpot winner of $169 million dollars($168,500,000). I just can't stop thanking Lord Bubuza, Are you seeking a loan? Are you bankrupt and need financial help? You can be a lottery winner too. Contact lord Bubuza for help to win a lottery via WhatsApp: +1 505 569 0396 or email: lordbubuzamiraclework @ hotmail . com or website: https://lordbubuzamiraculouswork.com

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William Kruger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just want to thank lord Bubuza Again and again for helping me with his spell to win the Powerball jackpot lottery of $169 million ($168,500,000). My name is William Kruger, I came across different testimonies of people thanking lord Bubuza for helping them win a lottery so I contacted him on WhatsApp: +1 505 569 0396. I told him how long I have been playing and trying to win a lottery without luck, lord Bubuza responded and promised to help me with his spell to win a lottery too. After casting the spell he gave me a lottery number and told me how and where to play the lottery, I did as he instructed and behold I became a jackpot winner of $169 million dollars($168,500,000). I just can't stop thanking Lord Bubuza, Are you seeking a loan? Are you bankrupt and need financial help? You can be a lottery winner too. Contact lord Bubuza for help to win a lottery via WhatsApp: +1 505 569 0396 or email: lordbubuzamiraclework @ hotmail . com or website: https://lordbubuzamiraculouswork.com

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Antoine Fuqua
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It gladdens my heart to know that I have someone to always run to no matter my situation in life. Lord Zakuza is a God in a human body that has never failed anyone for I am a living testifier of his good works. I've been separated from my woman for more than 2 years and I thought I've lost it all till I got referred to Lord Zakuza who helped me to regain my lost relationship with my woman within 48 hours. Lord Zakuza prepared a spell for me that brought back my woman and now we are reunited with much more love and happiness. Don't be sceptical about this because I've been through it and you might be the next lucky one to get your lover back forever within 48 hours. Whosoever you are and you need help, don't hesitate to get in touch with Lord Zakuza now via his website: ( lordzakuzaspells.com ) or via WhatsApp on: +1 740 573 9483 or through his email via: lordzakuza7@gmail.com and he also does lottery spells as well. Good luck to everyone reading this.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How you can get your Ex husband/wife or lover to come back to you and stay forever with more love and more Respect. Dr. Okuns is the answer to all your problems he also help me to bring back my lover HE is certainly the best spell caster online and YOU CAN CONTACT HIM ON THIS EMAIL: herbal.home247@yahoo.com Or WhatApp/Call him on +2348078467513 result is 100% guarantee HERE ARE ALL HE CAN ALSO DO 1) Love Spells 2) Lost Love Spells 3) Divorce Spells 4) Marriage Spells 5) Binding Spells 6) Breakup Spells 7) Banish a past Lover. 8.) You want to be promoted in your office 9) want to satisfy your lover 10) Death spell 11)Gay/Lesbian Love spell 12)Money spell 13) court case spell 14)celebrity spell 15) politics spell 16) Exams spell 17)Beauty spell 18)Good-luck spell 19) Do as i say spell 20) General cleansing spell 21) Bad Luck Spell 22)Lottery spell You can also visit his website at: http://www.herbalhome247.wixsite.com/mysite

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Susan Hedstrom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I and my man are back for good. I am so happy. This is amazing! my marriage is restored, contact LORD ZAKUZA for help via: lordzakuzaspells.com

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Felipe Dylan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi everyone, if you need help to win back your lost relationship with a love spell, then you have just found the right person that can help you do that within 48 hours and he's name is Lord Zakuza. You can visit his website if you need his help via lordzakuzaspells.com

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Christabel mankind
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am from the States, Suffolk county to be precise. I am here today to testify of the good works of Robinson Buckler has done in my life, I never knew great men still exist until I found him. I have been suffering from heart break for the past 3 years, my partner who I invested on cheated on me with my best friend on my matrimonial bed, I was yet to recover from this terrible shock until I meant Robinson Buckler who is a spell caster, a friend of mine directed me to him , I doubted him at first but as things went further, I had to give him my trust and did exactly as he told me to do. Ever since then, I have been happy all my life and my love life with my partner has been so wonderful. You can also need his help and here's his contact information. Email:_____________________________ Robinsonbuckler11 @ gmail. com,

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Christabel mankind
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks to this relationship doctor for bringing back my ex lover, if you want your lover back again email robinson_buckler11 ((@))yahoo com…………………”

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Tonia Anderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Giving up on what you believe is not an option instead you strive harder to make things right for yourself. I was heartbroken for 3 years but with the help of Lord Zakuza, I got back my partner and we are stuck together for eternity. Thank you so much Lord Zakuza. Here's his contact info in case you need any help whatsoever. WhatsApp: +1 740 573 9483, Email: lordzakuza7 @ gmail. com, Website: lordzakuzaspells.com

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Beyah Johan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DO YOU NEED A GOOD SPELL CASTER TO HELP YOU BRING BACK YOUR LOST LOVE? Please contact “Dr Asika” if you are passing through any kind of relationship problems, he helped me bring back my husband that has abandon me and my kids for a very long time, somebody gave me his contact and I contacted “Dr Asika” through his email address (drasika223@gmail.com) and he assured me that he will bring back my husband within 24hrs i followed his instructions and now i am now one of the most happiest person on earth today i am living happily with my husband and my kids, all thanks to “Dr Asika” contact him today and i assure you all your problems will be over. again this is his contacts (drasika223@gmail.com)or you can also contact him through his mobile number 07065795494 / Whatssapp

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Karen Bain
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can reach DR ABUMERE with his email: (drabumeresolutionhome@gmail.com) for any kind of spell. He helped me bring back my ex. .,

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Leta Mancare
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting to know Lord Zakuza has really changed my life after he helped me to get back my divorced husband back with his powerful spell. Text or WhatsApp Lord Zakuza via +1 (740) 573-9483.

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Idialu Osemen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello everyone ,i want to thank Dr Prince idialu for bringing back my ex lover after 1 years and 3 months of separation with my 3 kids without caring for the kids and i, at first i thought it won,t work because many has failed me before but on a second thought i said let me just try and to my greatest surprises James my husband that said he has nothing to do with me and my kids called me immediately just 12 hours after the love spell has be casted on him and started begging for forgiveness now my husband is back home he show me love more than ever before I am happy knowing DR PRINCE IDIALU, . are you having a similar problem contact him also at princeidialu@outlook.com or call or whatsaap +1(504)603-3666 he is ever ready to help you.

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Idialu Osemen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Testimony on a spell caster who brought ex back to me. I almost took my life because of my ex left me and stop picking my calls or reply my text messages. He told me that he don’t trust me anymore because I work very late at night. I tried to convince him, but he will not believe me until we had a fight and broke up for 4months, after then I realize I can’t live without him because of the love I have for him. I tried everything possible to get him back, but non worked for me until I came across this man called DR PRINCE IDIALU on a blog, he cast a spell for me and behold my ex came back within 24 hours begging me for forgiveness, I was so surprised that spell work. If anyone here needs some help, with all sincerity, contact DR PRINCE IDIALU via; (princeidialu@outlook.com or call or whatsaap +1(504)603-3666

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Febe Anouk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Effective love spell to get your ex lover, gay/lesbian partner, husband, wife back... WhatsApp him now with this number +1 740-573-9483..

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Felix Logan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Natural herbs have cured so many illness that drugs and injection cant cure. I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. I read people's testimonies online on how they were cured of herpes, HIV, diabetics etc by Dr. Ekpen herbal medicine, so i decided to contact the doctor because i know nature has the power to heal anything. I was diagnosed with HIV for the past 7 years but Dr. Ekpen cured me with his herbs and i referred my aunt and her husband to him immediately because they were both suffering from herpes and they were cured too. I know is hard to believe but am a living testimony. There is no harm trying herbs. He is also a spell caster, he cast spells to restore broken marriages and a good luck spells to prosper and excel in life. Contact Ekpen though mail : doctorekpen222@gmail.com,/Whatsap no: +2348102454875 Dr.ekpencurecenter

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rose maven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DR OMO BROUGHT BACK MY HUSBAND TO ME :Email: dromolovespelltemple@gmail.com or Whatsapp +234906511324 Hello everyone my is Rose Maven am so overwhelmed with joy all thanks to DR OMO.my husband left me for another woman few years back and I was very devastated cause I never did anything wrong to him,I was left with my two kid and a job that pays little.i was almost giving up until I saw a testimony online about Dr OMO and I decided to contact him.i explained my problem to him and he assured me I'll see a positive result after 7 days,surprisingly my husband came back the day after the spell begging me to forgive him and promised to never leave.my husband has been back for 6 months now and we've never had any issues, am glad I didn't doubt Dr OMO cause he sure can solve any problems with fast relief you can also contact him for help now Email:dromolovespelltemple@gmail.com WhatsApp: +234906511324

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Roxana Bush
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After being in relationship with my husband for nine years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell man that could help me with a love  spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell man, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he do a love spell  and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together h

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Dr Ighalo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Name mary from Tx,USA. After 12years of marriage, me and my husband has been into one quarrel or the other until he finally left me and moved to California to be with another woman. I felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be strong just for the kids but i could not control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back to me, I was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that WISKID can help get ex back fast. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a (Love spell) for me. 28 hours later, my husband really called me and told me that he miss me and the kids so much, So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he ap

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Alex Stephen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real love spell caster that work to bring back ex lover no matter why he left you. My boyfriend that left me few months ago just came back to me last night crying for me to take him back. After 3 year relationship with my boyfriend, he changed suddenly and stopped contacting me regularly, he would come up with excuses of not seeing me all the time. He stopped answering my calls and my sms and he stopped seeing me regularly. I then started seeing him with different girls several times but every time he would say that he love me and that he needed some time to think about our relationship. But cannot stop thinking about him so i decided to go online and i saw so many good talk about this spell caster called dr unity and i contact him and explain my problems to him. He cast a love spell for me. and after 28hours, my boyfriend came back to me and started begging me to forgive him and we moved in together after a few months and he was more open to me than before and he started spending mor

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who will believe that a herb can cure herpes, i never believe that this will work i have spend a lot when getting drugs from the hospital to keep me   healthy, what i was waiting for is death because i was broke, one day I saw this great man testimonies in internet who is well know of HIV and Cancer cure and Herpes Simplex Virus, i decided to email him, unknowingly to me that this will be the end of the herpes in my body, he prepare the herb for me, and give me instruction on how to take it, at the end of the one month, he told me to go to the hospital for a check up, and i went, surprisingly after the test the doctor confirm me negative, i thought it was a joke, i went to other hospital was also negative, then i took my friend who was also herpes positive to the Dr. Ehi, after the treatment she was also confirm negative . He also have the herb to cure cancer. please i want every one with this virus to be free, that is why am dropping his email address, ehigreathome@gmail.com

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AHNA BERRY
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude, im so going to say hat to my ex boyfriend like you don't even know.

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Ehijie Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me and my boyfriend were together for 8 months & its been 6 months since we separated. I still love him, but some how feel its unfair. Why love someone who doesnt love you back? Ive prayed & prayed for these months & nothing. He is still with his new girlfriend(whom he lives with) but it doesnt mean I have to look for help The first weeks after the break up I was in my knees praying looking for help, them i fine a comment online how a spell caster help to restored relationship get ex lover back, ” so i decided to give a try coz i love my boyfriend so much. so i contacted Dr.okojie and told him all my problem and he gave me 100%guarantee that i will have my boyfriend back after the spell so i was gifted and lucky to have contacted him i did everything he asked of me and to my greatest surprise a day after the spell, my boyfriend called me and apologised for what he did to me and ask for my forgiveness to come back home for me, I got really hurt & go through those moments in which he lef

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

somebody should really call 000 otherwise here: https://www.webmd.com/first-aid/thermal-heat-or-fire-burns-treatment

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Another comeback could have been "your mother", double the burn!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a semi-genuine attempt at getting her back... well played.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would understand if that was sunglasses, but this would be unacceptable (unless they only want to threaten a bit). Yet knowing some of the eyeglasses prices... nop, a bad idea

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Krusty Shakelford
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.

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