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The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

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Worse Than A B*tch

Worse Than A B*tch

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Hard Pass

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Ann Ros'a
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh I get it, they reaaalllllyyyy hate this person! (Since both of these guys are fears already)

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Kennedy Smith
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have finally stumbled across a legit and genuine voodoo man, the person of Dr Noble who helped me kill my neighbour with his powerful death spell voodoo. My neighbour was a big problem to me and my household, she causes us troubles almost everyday and I had to get rid of her for peace to be restored in my home. Thank you Dr Noble for not disappointing me like others that I contacted before. you can reach Dr Noble now via email noblespellhome@ gmail.com. com or whatsapp him via +2 3 4 8 1 2 9 9 5 0 2 6 2 he also cast a spell for an ex lover to come back thanks

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Hannet Gray
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want the World to know about my situation My husband filed for a divorce after 8 years of marriage it was difficult for me and the kids I did all I could to save my marriage and my family but all fail until a friend of mine told me about the wonderful work of Dr. Manley I contacted him and he assured me 24hours all will be well the next day to my greatest surprise my husband came back home and he went on his knees and was crying begging me for forgiveness I’m so happy right now thank you so much Dr.Manley, One message to him today can change your life too for the better. You can reach him via email: drmanleyhelphome@gmail.com or WhatsApp: ‪+905428528628

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Grace Jacob
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EFFECTIVE AND POWERFUL LOVE SPELL CASTER AND LOTTERY SPELL 2022 igechispellhome@gmail.com OR WHATSAPP HIM :+2347085558689 I Want to use this great time to thank DR igechi for helping me reunite my broken relationship, i never believed on spell or magic till a friend of mine introduce DR igechi website and i check the website and read all his service and contacted him on his email : igechispellhome@gmail.com and ask him for help to help me bring back my lover who left me for another girl 6 months ago and a lottery winning spell and told me never to worry that he will help me with his powerful spell and he told me the procedure to follow and i did as he said after 2 days my boyfriend came back to me begging me to forgive him that everything he did to me was not his faul that he was under a spell that i should accept him back as my boyfriend and this was all i hatttve been waiting for. if you need any spell from him contact dr igechi or igechispellhome@gmail.com or contact him on WHATSAPP

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Jeon Y/N
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hitler AND Bin Laden??? Dam bro she really hate you 🥲😭🥺

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Grant Thomas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to complement this site administrator for creating this platform for us to express our feelings. It was like a dream come true,i never believed i and my spouse could be together again, After 3 years of divorce God still use a great man called Priest Tokubo to heal my marriage again, i have been in hell all alone with the kids, so yesterday i was browsing on the internet when i saw a testimony of a lady how the same Godly man helped her bring back her ex so i copied the email and explained everything to man, he assured me everything will be fine i was thinking maybe he is talking about some other time to my surprise 24 hours after he told me my husband will contact me soon, to my greatest surprise my husband came back home just the way the priest said it, i was shocked even till now, my friends words are not enough to describe what this priest has done for me. i understand so many people reading this testimony are in a similar problem like this , my advice is for you to contact t

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Parker Rhoda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BRING BACK MY RELATIONSHIP I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my husband return to me  Hi .  My name is "Rhoda Parker" I was married for 15 years to Charles. things started getting ugly and we had fights and arguments almost every time... it got worse at a point that he filed A divorce... I tried my best to make him change his mind & stay with me.he moved out of the house and still went ahead to file for divorce... I pleaded and tried everything but still nothing worked. The breakthrough came when someone introduced me to this wonderful, great spell caster who eventually helped me out... I have never been a fan of things like this but just decided to try reluctantly cause I was desperate and left with no choice... He did special prayers and cast spells ...Dr Hassan released him up to know how much I loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together .Within 2 days he called me and was sorry for all the emotional trauma he had cos

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Karina Star
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s just perfect, but for a video, I’m trying to find some roasts YOU can text your ex.

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Mark Tidd
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Hitler and bin laden are both dead already, so the fact that they are in a room with someone is irrelevant. Still funny though.

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Godspeed
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No need for a comma after 'bin laden'....too much of a grammar nazi (see what I did there..hitler...nazi) :P

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Mark Tidd
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could have said "one bullet to the head for each of them, then pummel you with the butt of the gun 'til you stop moving"

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Tecia Cox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Susan Hedstrom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you seeking spiritual solution to solve your problems? Spiritual issues, Marriage Problems, Job problems, Relationship problems, pregnant problems, LORD ZAKUZA is here to see you through. You can contact him via WhatsApp on +1 740 573 9483

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Felipe Dylan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi everyone, do you need of help to win back your lost relationship with a love spell? Then you have just found the right person that can help you do that within 48 hours and he's name is Lord Zakuza. You can visit his website if you need his help via lordzakuzaspells.com

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Tonia Anderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heartbreak is so painful that you can decide to take your own life but thanks to Lord Zakuza for saving me from that after bringing back my partner that broke my heart because of my best friend but now, we are back again with an endless love. Contact Lord Zakuza via WhatsApp: +1 740 573 9483, Email: lordzakuza7 @ gmail. com, Website: lordzakuzaspells.com

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Leta Mancare
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting to know Lord Zakuza has really changed my life after he helped me to get back my divorced husband back with his powerful spell. Text or WhatsApp Lord Zakuza via +1 (740) 573-9483.

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Febe Anouk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Effective love spell to get your ex lover, gay/lesbian partner, husband, wife back... WhatsApp him now with this number +1 740-573-9483..

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Felix Logan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Otis Spunkmeyer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hitler was a fascist and a mass murderer. Bin Laden was a terrorist and a mass murderer. Please give 1 REAL example of why you equate them with Trump. I'll wait.

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Slowly Suffocating

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WhiteFox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

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Savage Burn

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

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It Reminds Me Of You

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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No Second Chance Here

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Cheating Accidentally

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Virgil Blue
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

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Fact Check

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Lucida
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

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Hard Pass

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Feelings For You

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#34

Text From Ex

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sh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

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Text From Ex

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Punch In The Face

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Echo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

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#48

Text From Ex

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#54

Hint Hint

Hint Hint

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#61

Not Keeping Tabs Here

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Text From Ex

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That Fat Mouse
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.

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I Know

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."

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Should've Kept It To Yourself

Should've Kept It To Yourself

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Santino Aznar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!

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God Bless

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a semi-genuine attempt at getting her back... well played.

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Text From Ex

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Neb
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would understand if that was sunglasses, but this would be unacceptable (unless they only want to threaten a bit). Yet knowing some of the eyeglasses prices... nop, a bad idea

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Sorting Things Out

Sorting Things Out

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Krusty Shakelford
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.

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Text From Ex

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