ADVERTISEMENT

The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1

Worse Than A B*tch

Worse Than A B*tch

Report

#3

Slowly Suffocating

Slowly Suffocating

Report

Add photo comments
POST
parisliau avatar
WhiteFox
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

View more commentsArrow down menu
#5

Lesson Learned

Lesson Learned

Report

Add photo comments
POST
omochris avatar
Omo Chris
Community Member
7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe that there is another chance for you to make it alright, And find your Joy again. just like I'm right now because I was heartbroken by my lovely Husband but today he is with me and I'm so much happy for the best Family. My lovely Husband left me 7 months ago. I tried everything I could to get him back but nothing worked out for good for me, not until I met great Dr Addo. The great love spell caster who helped me cast a spell on him, brought him back to me just within 24 hours. I feel like a newborn baby inside my heart and the Joy all over my face because of my beautiful family together. Thank you great Dr Addo. Help yourself out and feel like a newborn baby again. Visit him: Email: GreatAddo01@gmail.com Whatsapp: 1-(516) 360-2979 https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61550492700303&sk=about_privacy_and_legal_info

brittaniwilcox74 avatar
Brittani Wilcox
Community Member
10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m so excited my broken marriage has been restored “We recently made up, even though it was difficult. It’s been more than a month now, and everything feels like it’s returned to normal. He has began to treat me better, and it’s been a healing process for both of us. The nightmare that had lasted for almost 2 years before we broke up is finally over. It’s like we fell in love all over again! We’ve both put the past behind us, and are trying to move forward – and for the first time in a long time, the future looks a lot brighter. I can’t express in words how grateful I am to Dr Abuu! It’s like we’ve finally rediscovered those things about each other that made us fall in love in the first place. All of the worrying and stress has simply vanished. Thank you Dr Abuu for saving my broken marriage and bringing my husband back to me!”. Me and my husband are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Abuu. If you have any relationship problem contact Dr Abuu now and i guarantee you that

amberlinjanosik avatar
Amberlin Janosik
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you need black magic spell ? Do you want to fix your marriage or relationship or you want to get back with your ex after a breakup, Do you want penis enlargement, revenge on your enemies or you want a death spell cast on someone who has wronged you in the past ? If yes then let me recommend a tested and trusted man Dr santyjatto who has helped me to destroy my enemy that wanted to ruin my life for years CONTACT HIM NOW: via Whatsapp +2348145243120 email drjattosolutionhome@hotmail.com https://drjattosolutionhom9.wixsite.com/drsanty call or whatsapp+2348059097122 SICKNESS AND DISEASES CURE ARE AVAILABLE 1 ALS 2 diabetes cure 3 premature ejaculation 4 herpes cure 5 warts cure 6 HPV cure 7 fibroid 8 penis enlargement 9 Breast enlargement 10 hair growth

grace_jacob avatar
Grace Jacob
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EFFECTIVE AND POWERFUL LOVE SPELL CASTER AND LOTTERY SPELL 2022 igechispellhome@gmail.com OR WHATSAPP HIM :+2347085558689 I Want to use this great time to thank DR igechi for helping me reunite my broken relationship, i never believed on spell or magic till a friend of mine introduce DR igechi website and i check the website and read all his service and contacted him on his email : igechispellhome@gmail.com and ask him for help to help me bring back my lover who left me for another girl 6 months ago and a lottery winning spell and told me never to worry that he will help me with his powerful spell and he told me the procedure to follow and i did as he said after 2 days my boyfriend came back to me begging me to forgive him that everything he did to me was not his faul that he was under a spell that i should accept him back as my boyfriend and this was all i hatttve been waiting for. if you need any spell from him contact dr igechi or igechispellhome@gmail.com or contact him on WHATSAPP

bridgetwalter avatar
Bridget Walter
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I trusted Dr Ekpen totally from the time I spoke with him during the period my husband Left me after 8 years of our marriage, He started the spell work on my husband, and gave me so much assurance, and guaranteed me that he was going to bring my husband back to my feet in just 48 hours of the spell casting. I have so much confidence in his work and just as he said in the beginning, my husband is finally back to me again, yes he is back with all his heart, Love, care, emotions and flowers, and things are better now. I would have no hesitation to recommend this powerful spell caster to anybody who is in need of help. E-mail this great spell caster today via drekpenherbalisthome@gmail.com or via whatsapp +2349062286491

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#7

Savage Burn

Savage Burn

Report

Add photo comments
POST
kjorn avatar
Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#9

It Reminds Me Of You

It Reminds Me Of You

Report

Add photo comments
POST
neeraz001 avatar
Neeraj Jha
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#19

No Second Chance Here

No Second Chance Here

Report

#20

Cheating Accidentally

Cheating Accidentally

TXTSfromyourEXs Report

Add photo comments
POST
virgilblue avatar
Virgil Blue
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#22

Fact Check

Fact Check

textsfromyourex Report

Add photo comments
POST
johanna_10 avatar
Lucida
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#30

Hard Pass

Hard Pass

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#31

Feelings For You

Feelings For You

Report

#34

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

Report

Add photo comments
POST
s_l_high0 avatar
sh
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#37

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

Report

#40

Punch In The Face

Punch In The Face

textsfromyourex Report

Add photo comments
POST
echo999 avatar
Echo
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#48

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

textsfromyourex Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#54

Hint Hint

Hint Hint

textsfromyourex Report

See Also on Bored Panda
#61

Not Keeping Tabs Here

Not Keeping Tabs Here

textsfromyourex Report

#70

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

textsfromyourex Report

Add photo comments
POST
mouza-althumairi avatar
That Fat Mouse
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#72

I Know

I Know

textsfromyourex Report

Add photo comments
POST
lou_delue avatar
Zenozenobee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#74

Should've Kept It To Yourself

Should've Kept It To Yourself

textsfromyourex Report

Add photo comments
POST
bowiaznar avatar
Santino Aznar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!

#76

God Bless

God Bless

textsfromyourex Report

Add photo comments
POST
pun-in-wunderland avatar
Pi...
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a semi-genuine attempt at getting her back... well played.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#77

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

TXTSfromyourEXs Report

Add photo comments
POST
evieheaven avatar
Neb
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would understand if that was sunglasses, but this would be unacceptable (unless they only want to threaten a bit). Yet knowing some of the eyeglasses prices... nop, a bad idea

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#78

Sorting Things Out

Sorting Things Out

textsfromyourex Report

Add photo comments
POST
pissingmonkey avatar
Krusty Shakelford
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#82

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

textsfromyourex Report

#86

Text From Ex

Text From Ex

textsfromyourex Report

#87

This submission is hidden. Click here to view.