Maps, you have to love them! As a kid in the pre-internet age, I spent many an hour poring over my precious atlas, memorizing countries, their capital cities, rivers, mountain ranges, flags...Dreaming of visiting them all, from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe.
But not all types of maps are useful. Some, even the most detailed world maps with countries show.. nothing helpful in particular. However, as the page 'Terrible Maps' proves, you can still have fun with them! This tongue-in-cheek collection of cartography-based funny memes and jokes is sometimes absurd and other times surprisingly informative, but funny jokes with geography and world maps are always a good laugh! Scroll down below to check out the funny drawings and useless information for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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Cat Earth Theory
See, if flat-earthers were right, that cat would push Austrailia off the edge!
Antarctica, The Confusing Continent
do compass hay wired to different directions there since almost everywhere is North?
A Map Of Every European City
For Those Of You Suffering From Election Fatigue. A Map Of Pubs In The Uk
35 Place Names In Iceland That Will Help You Understand What Dyslexia Feels Like
Antarctic-Centric World View
Countries That Use The Metric System Vs Countries That Lose Wars To Vietnamese Farmers
also, the French were the ones who invented the metric system to begin with
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All of China lost to Japan, so it really isn't a big deal.
Load More Replies... We started trying Metric many years ago and were too silly to see it through.
Myanmar, Liberia, and Antarctica should not be green. Myanmar and Liberia do not use the metric system. Antarctica is not a country.
Then again, it could be looked at another way... the only two groups of countries in the world are those who use the metric system and those that went to the moon.
You wouldn't find a 3/8" bolt on any object flying in space since we started putting garbage up there but you would for sure find a 10 mm bolt. They translated metric to imperial for Dumbfuckistanis.
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Now do one of countries that have been to the moon and countries that use the metric system
South Vietnam : was backed by anti-communist countries and members of the South East Asia Treaty Organization (SEATO) which included the United States, South Korea, Australia, the Philippines, New Zealand, Thailand, Khmer Republic (later overthrown by Khmer Rouge), Kingdom of Laos and Republic of China (Taiwan).
That map could also be named countries that use the metric system, counties that have landed on the moon. Just saying.
There sure is a lot of hidden comments on this picture. Touchy subject? 🤷🏻♀️
What kind of madness is this? Hope your new president does something about it.
This conflict ended some 40 years ago so there's not much that trump can do. And before you can call me a hillbillie or redneck or alt right conservatist, I personally disapprove of the job he's doing.
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Countries that use the army to bring peace Country that only to win, even if that costs billions of lifes and makes everybody unhappy, and now comments thousands times "But they lost too"
As the French lost this should have told you something as they fight dirty !
Utterly false. China lost to them, France lost to them, Burma lost to them, other Viets lost to them, some Thais and Cambodians lost to them, and then because the "Winners" were Communist, EVERYONE lost. The French started the war to keep their colonial holdings. The US Democratic Party under Truman decided to help France hold onto its colonial holdings, and screwed it up for three straight administrations (Ike sent advisers only), adding more and more troops into a disaster that was fixed when Nixon brought them home. Nixon was a Republican. The Demorrhoids will ALWAYS get you into a war.
The French lost. Other Vietnamese lost. The Chinese lost. Map is fake
Technically Great Britain isn't a country ;) but the UK uses a mixture of metric and imperial.
Load More Replies... we didn't just lose the war. we jumped in a war to fight against a country of people who had been colonized for hundreds of years and wished to have their own country. Their leader literally requested the US help him because we were their idol after seceding from Britain. We are some of the biggest hypocrites because of this war.
Utterly false. The US Democratic Party under Truman decided to help France hold onto its colonial holdings, and screwed it up for three straight administrations (Ike sent advisers only), adding more and more troops into a disaster that was fixed when Nixon brought them home. Nixon was a Republican.
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More accurate BLUE identifier: Countries that have saved Europe from Germany. Twice.
Better map title: BLUE: Countries that saved Europes a*s from the Germans. Twice.
Morally, the US lost. No question about it. Even the people at home hated the war. The US military killed millions of Vietnamese just because you hate commies. F**k our military.
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The UK and Ireland also use imperial measures and France also lost to vietnamese farmers.
No we don't. Ireland is entirely metric and the U.K. has moved to metric apart from miles. Imperial is still used colloquially but not for anything official.
Load More Replies... Xiaolaohu: "...we are more creative because we spend our time thinking about what we want to do, not what others are doing." Uh...b******t. Why can't our military mind its own business? How long have we been occupying/bombing the Middle East now?
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Because most americans are very stupid and ignorant.
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We only use imperial for mileage. Everything else just has hangovers from the departing metric system.
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Our official system is metric apart from miles. People use imperial colloquially.
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All serious american scientists, NASA, and international corporations headquartered in the US do routinely. That's why they're doing good.
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Bosnians: I Wanna Swim; Croatia: No
Potential EU Leaving Names
Saudi Arabia Mapped Only By Its Rivers
Amazingly Comprehensive Map Of Every Country In The World That Uses The Mmddyyyy Format
I still remember years ago (in the UK), a few years after 9/11, when someone came in and said it was disgusting how everyone had forgotten about the attacks and we should have a minutes silence. It was 9th November... true story.
EU Referendum Results 2016 Vs. Mad Cow Disease Outbreak Areas 1992
A Map Of The World But It’s Just The Time Zones
Chart To Determine Risk Of Bear Attack
man don't you hate it when you're flying in space above earth, and then suddenly BEAR ATTACK, yeah that's just the worst
Orange Peel Map Of Japan
Restaurant Order Preferences In Africa
Here's A Map Showing Where All Our Followers Are From
A Map Of Every American City
The Russian Empire As Of 2017
How Many Switzerlands Fits In Brazil
Map Of All Of The Churches In Poland
A Map Of Europe By Each Nation's Most Iconic Artwork. If You Can Name Them All You Deserve A Prize! (But Won't Get One).
Map Of Earth If There Was No Land
Electricity Consumption In Europe In 1507
Fascinating: Countries Arranged By Geographical Location
The Legality Of Owning A Kangaroo In The United States
Map Of The Uk, According To Americans.
This Is Actually In A Textbook..(Glencoe Science: Biology, Chapter 5, Section 3.)
Diagram Of Geopolitical Relationships In The Middle East
Gif Of Swiss Expansion Over The Past 200 Years
Super Bowl Wins By Country
Which Country Is The Roundest?
Handy Chart Showing How Far I Would Walk Just To..
Garbage Can V Trash Can In The United States
Population Per Capita
Is This Country Greenland?
Countries With An Ak-47 On Their Flag
That's Mozambique, my country. I never understood why an AK47 is necessary on our flag. The same to christianity carrying a cross as their symbol
Countries Where Queen Elizabeth II Can Be Charged With A Crime
Name Of Hamburger By Us County
If Great Britain Was Located Next To Japan
Us Governors By Eye Color
Really Makes You Think
Once upon a time, war broke out among Norwegian Vikings. One band launched the boats and fled. They discovered a green island and settled. Afraid that their enemies might pursue them, they sent word back to Norway that their island was actually an ice-land, but that another island — more distant, larger and indeed covered by ice — was inhabitable green-land. And so the green island became Iceland, and the icy island became Greenland.
Less Than 0.1% Of The World Population Lives In The Blue Area
I'm Just Gonna Put This Here
Now that I'm up by Canada expect me to be leaving the country any day now!
Map Of Roman Air Bases In 2nd Century Ad
What Happens When You Replace Every Official Or Co-Official French Speaking Country With A Picture Of Kim Kardashian Crying
All The Words In Italy For Female Genitalia
Map Of Antarctica's Bays
San Marino At Its Territorial Peak
There is a sports tournament only for the smallest countries, like the olympics for micro nations. San Marino, Liechtenstein and Andorra are in it.
Map Of France If It Was A Pizza
If Gravity Is Real, Than Why Doesn't The Ocean Go To The South Hemisphere?
Popes/Mi²
It says 1 pope/square mile. And my guess is there must be a green dot where the Vatican is supposed to be.
@Ivan: Usually "twisted sense of humor" (in the US at least) means a dark sense of humor and that you find humor in things others would find objectionable, offensive, or repellent.
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I can say with 95% certainty, 95% of us were/are stoned when looking at this post.
How come there's no map of "America according to yankees" where the whole american continent is just USA???
@Ivan: Usually "twisted sense of humor" (in the US at least) means a dark sense of humor and that you find humor in things others would find objectionable, offensive, or repellent.
Load More Replies... I can say with 95% certainty, 95% of us were/are stoned when looking at this post.
How come there's no map of "America according to yankees" where the whole american continent is just USA???
