Teachers put up with a lotta crap, we all know that. Tasked with the vitally important job of educating other people’s kids, many of whom aren’t the slightest bit interested and just want to create mischief, teachers have to find creative ways to get their message across, and blow off a little steam in the process.
These teachers understand that if you want to get through to mischievous students and gain their respect, you gotta get on their level. So they turned the tables and trolled them gloriously! Because everyone loves a teacher with a sense of humor don’t they?
Scroll down below to check out how these teachers schooled their students in the art of trolling, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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Teacher Wrote “See Me After School”
Psychology Professor Trolls Two Of His Students
My Proffessor's Got Jokes
He Does This Every Test So We Don’t Cheat
Awesomely Evil Professor
the only smart way to play this is for everyone to choose 2 points. that guarantees the extra credit even if slightly less.
I think it would be smarter and somehow nice, if the students came together and give the 6cps to the students who need them the most (but also „deserve“ them) and the rest goes for 2cp.
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Fun if it was for psychology! When you are the teacher though. Although as the teacher I would definitely want to know who selected what. As long as the students don't get to know. Haha. Glad I am long done with school, for this kind of stuff! Though with my knowledge now at age 28, I would definitely select 2 points!
If more than 10%, do we still get some nice parting gifts?
What's this class?! Math, Psychology, or ...... Drama in Suspense, or Thriller?! LOL
Probably "Game Theory". This is an adaptation of the classic case, "Prisoner's Dilemma". Two members of a criminal gang are arrested and imprisoned. Each prisoner is in solitary confinement with no means of communicating with the other. The prosecutors lack sufficient evidence to convict the pair on the principal charge. They hope to get both sentenced to a year in prison on a lesser charge. Simultaneously, the prosecutors offer each prisoner a bargain. Each prisoner is given the opportunity either to: betray the other by testifying that the other committed the crime, or to cooperate with the other by remaining silent. The offer is: - If A and B each betray the other, each of them serves 2 years in prison - If A betrays B but B remains silent, A will be set free and B will serve 3 years in prison (and vice versa) - If A and B both remain silent, both of them will only serve 1 year in prison (on the lesser charge)
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Which would you choose? It will determine the type of person you are, at that moment anyway ;)
I'd choose the 6 points, and then twirl my moustache and grin evilly.
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Actually - I reckon most everyone will click 6 points, following the logic of - if I don't do it, nobody else will.
math majors: 2%. Teaching majors: 2%. Business majors: 0%.
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If the test is being graded on a curve, then choose 6 points. If everyone gets 2 additional points, then no one gets a better grade when graded on a curve. Likewise if no one gets any points, then no one does worse when graded on a curve.
Been the good guy who get screwed enough. I pick 6 and if there's more than 10% it's perfectly fine with me. I don't need them.
This is a great way to explain the Tragedy of the Commons. this Prof is doing his best to inoculate the world from AnCaps and other Right Wing Economic Libertarian types.
The Professor Is Not Mad... Just Disappointed
Hi, all I have your final exam grades.
Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Western was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be. Unfortunately, your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible, tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage.I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students.
If you look at your grade book you will notice that you have all gotten a 50 point grade bump as "extra credit", and no this was not because any of you deserved it but it was intact so I don't get my fired when the dean asks me "hey why the *** did 90% of your class fail an introductory Biology class to whom I will reply "Hrnmm I don't know, maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and still giggle everytime I say the term "Phagocytosis". I'd like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this exam for which I salute you.
Considering it was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this particular student would be an actual act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron, wiped off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces would have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in.
So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the public school system, and in humanity.
Haha, love it. I'm going to start using the word klingons more often.
He Asked The Teacher For A Pen
His writing then proceeded to take off on a flight of fancy.
My Chemistry Teachers Solution To People Stealing Her Calculators
I Fell For It (Troll Teacher)
Professor Quirrell
So My Chemistry Teacher Set The Table On Fire
Funny Teacher
...or the teacher that would have everyone quietly leave the room with all their stuff and would turn out the lights and close the door.
My Uni Lecturer Has A Photo Of Him Sitting On His Desk On The Window. I Paid 9k To These Trolls
My Professors Desktop Before Our Final Exam
Our Biology Teacher Brought A Skeleton To Class
My Professor Really Brought A Mf Coffin To Class To Say “Yall Test Scores Had Me Dead”
Did My Professor Just....
My Brother Lost His Recorder And The Teacher Still Made Him Perform
So My Teacher Had Us Do A Lab Today
When Your Prof Is Feeling Savage
Math Teacher Got Tired Of Kids Not Returning Her Pencils
She needs a new phrase ... "I like to watch 60 minutes." A teenager will leave the pencil on the desk when they leave.
Asked My Teacher For A Letter Of Recommendation..
Never Say "Yo" To Your Professor
Professor Just Started Updating The Course Site And Added This Photo
When You Don't Show Up For Spanish Class And Your Teacher Is Extra As Hell
My Son's Teacher Is Proud Of Me
when you can tell that your student's parents did more of their homework than they did.
My English Teacher Put This On The Clock During Finals. How Clever
I Think My Teacher Resents Teaching In Public School...
He Says “Fraid Not” And Pulls Out A Frayed Knot He Keeps In His Pocket
A piece of string walls into a bar and says "Yo! Barkeep! Beer me!" The bartender looks down and chuckles. "I don't think so son. Why you're nothing but a slim piece of string." Well, at this, the piece of string just loses it! In a rage, he pushes up his little string sleeves, ties himself into a double overhand and unravels himself at the top and shouts "I'm a frayed knot!"
My Professor Thinks He's A Comedian (Rochester, New York)
When Your Teacher Counters Back
My Professor Can Be A Troll Sometimes
Girlfriend's Professor Started Off His Exam Right
I Think The Teacher Is Sick Of The Our Class
I love how the teacher calls it a survey even though it's obviously a test....:)
Just Got Burned By My Cs Professor
Obviously Love And Candy
teachers deserve credit for so many things, a sense of humour is definitely one of them!
Having a good sense of humor keeps your students engaged and interested in what you have to say. Always a big plus for teachers.
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Can we just take a minute to appreciate teachers? These days if a student does badly in an assessment the teacher is blamed even if the teacher is not at fault. Teaching is considered a stressful career, now more so than ever. Teachers have to deal with so much s**t from both parents and students whilst trying to educate and meet deadlines. Can we please just not expect so much of them? Can we allow them to make mistakes? (Sorry for this little rant. I've watched teaching drain the life out of a friend).
I think I wonder why teachers bother! They are overworked, under paid, and deal with a*****e kids and their parents on a daily basis. I fear for our future, and I will wholly support the kids and teachers that do give a damn, and want to learn! Good teachers are so dear! What are these parents doing to their kids that make them in to morons at such a young age?
teachers deserve credit for so many things, a sense of humour is definitely one of them!
Having a good sense of humor keeps your students engaged and interested in what you have to say. Always a big plus for teachers.
Load More Replies... Can we just take a minute to appreciate teachers? These days if a student does badly in an assessment the teacher is blamed even if the teacher is not at fault. Teaching is considered a stressful career, now more so than ever. Teachers have to deal with so much s**t from both parents and students whilst trying to educate and meet deadlines. Can we please just not expect so much of them? Can we allow them to make mistakes? (Sorry for this little rant. I've watched teaching drain the life out of a friend).
I think I wonder why teachers bother! They are overworked, under paid, and deal with a*****e kids and their parents on a daily basis. I fear for our future, and I will wholly support the kids and teachers that do give a damn, and want to learn! Good teachers are so dear! What are these parents doing to their kids that make them in to morons at such a young age?
