Man Does Not Believe A Mini Taser Can Do Much Damage, Learns Truth The Hard Way
If tasers don’t already have a label saying don’t try to use it on yourself, this real story might make manufacturers rethink that.
Last year, a caring husband, Tony Welch from Ellisville, Mississippi decided to buy his wife a non-traditional gift. At The Gun Show, he found the perfect item – a taser. It might seem a little odd, but Tony was concerned with his wife’s safety, so a 100,000-volt pocket-sized taser for self-defense appeared to be a perfect choice.
Unfortunately Tony was a bit skeptical about the whole thing. Even though the instructions clearly stated the effects, he was not entirely convinced. And who could blame him? The taser he got measures about 5″ long and is powered by two AAA batteries. Anyone might be at least a little bit curious if this thing is even capable of tazing. But poor Tony couldn’t also anticipate what’s about to happen when he decided to test it out on himself. To not spoil the funny story, let’s just say that it taught him a fundamental lesson and made his wife burst into laughter.
Scroll down to read Tony’s story and please don’t try this at home!
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Meet Tony Welch, a guy who decided to test out a taser on his own naked skin
He shared his story of the whole ordeal back in January 2017
And it left people in stitches
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Why can't I upvote this more? I have two (and they aren't tasers officially unless they fire prongs, these are called stun guns) and my husband and two boys wanted to "experience" what they'd feel like. My daughter wisely said, "no thank you, I'm good." I didn't test it on them, but why would they even want to know? They aren't law enforcement... (who should experience in my opinion).
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pfff wow, it definitely works. Side note, this wouldn't happen to anyone attacked with a taser, he was shocked for a very long amount of time due to his muscles spasming and basically creating an involuntary grip on the button for the taser... yeah don't tase yourself and it's not rainbows to get tased either, it definitely works as intended
I swear, when I was reading the part about amount of seconds, I thought, "When you are getting zapped you wont be able to STOP!" LMAO! I TRULY appreciate his self-effacing nature in sharing this embarrassing story. I really enjoyed it!
rakuninaru, me either! Thank goodness he didn't! The cat could've been seriously and permanently injured.
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(I read it on best of craigslist and there was a dog instead of a cat - years ago)
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This is thirteen years old. Same story I read thirteen years ago. I remember this because I was working at the second worst job of my career and I will never forget it. Back then I laughed so hard that tears rolled down my face. "Holy mother weapons of mass destruction" is still a part of my vocabulary, has been for thirteen years.
Omg, funny do not describe this. I've been laughing out loud at this the whole time. At least he knows it works right?
Also feel bad for laughing, but was impossible NOT to...by the way did anyone find your testicles?
I hope a person found them, and not Leo. He'd play with them, then eat them. Bye bye, testes.
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I busted my head when I was a little girl and got a ton of scars. I'm too clumsy
OMG i DIED. Laughing soooo Hard everyone in my call center thought i was LITERALLY Crying.
oh my god I was laughing so hard reading this tears ran down my face hahahaha so awesome
I haven't laughed this hard in a very looooooooonnng time!!! OMGosh: priceless
HINT: Your testicles are inside out. Just zap an X-ray using that tazzer in that region, they will miraculously appear the same way they disappeared.
There are tears all over my face. I haven't laughed that hard in forever.
Definately a good thing that Tony made sure this mini taser is useful. Thanks for the description. Now I don't have to try it on myself.
I´m sorry but I have tears in my eyes too,... I´m laughing soo hard that my eyeliner turned into a black stain and now I look like a panda!! :DD!
Thank you for your story. I will learn from your mistake and not taser myself. I am sincerely glad you are okay. I hope your wife will be safe in all she does.
This is a great product endorsement....I want to get one of these now.
Seems his plan went balls-up. But hey, being dumb is better than being dull as dishwater. Tops to you, mate.
ha ha ha burst out laughing in the office with tears streaming down my face. Hope you find what your looking for lol
this sounds like something i would do. i'm glad someone did it for me so i never had the chance to try it XD
so he was at a gun show looking for something for his wife... as a gift? or...
I always look for something for my wife when I'm at a gun show, especially if I bought something for myself that I know she won't be pleased about. (We both target shoot btw)
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This has been going around on the internet for YEARS. Is this really THE GUY?
David, no offense but if you think crime doesn't happen everywhere, no matter how small the town is, you're wrong.
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Ok so why doe sit matter if it's a true story or he's lying his fingers off??? It allowed a bunch of people to laugh, and make a joking self note, so even if it's not true, it's still a good story. You write like you've come to expect this from Bored Panda, so why still read the post, if you're just going to complain about them?
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Why can't I upvote this more? I have two (and they aren't tasers officially unless they fire prongs, these are called stun guns) and my husband and two boys wanted to "experience" what they'd feel like. My daughter wisely said, "no thank you, I'm good." I didn't test it on them, but why would they even want to know? They aren't law enforcement... (who should experience in my opinion).
Load More Replies... pfff wow, it definitely works. Side note, this wouldn't happen to anyone attacked with a taser, he was shocked for a very long amount of time due to his muscles spasming and basically creating an involuntary grip on the button for the taser... yeah don't tase yourself and it's not rainbows to get tased either, it definitely works as intended
I swear, when I was reading the part about amount of seconds, I thought, "When you are getting zapped you wont be able to STOP!" LMAO! I TRULY appreciate his self-effacing nature in sharing this embarrassing story. I really enjoyed it!
rakuninaru, me either! Thank goodness he didn't! The cat could've been seriously and permanently injured.
Load More Replies... (I read it on best of craigslist and there was a dog instead of a cat - years ago)
Load More Replies... This is thirteen years old. Same story I read thirteen years ago. I remember this because I was working at the second worst job of my career and I will never forget it. Back then I laughed so hard that tears rolled down my face. "Holy mother weapons of mass destruction" is still a part of my vocabulary, has been for thirteen years.
Omg, funny do not describe this. I've been laughing out loud at this the whole time. At least he knows it works right?
Also feel bad for laughing, but was impossible NOT to...by the way did anyone find your testicles?
I hope a person found them, and not Leo. He'd play with them, then eat them. Bye bye, testes.
Load More Replies... I busted my head when I was a little girl and got a ton of scars. I'm too clumsy
OMG i DIED. Laughing soooo Hard everyone in my call center thought i was LITERALLY Crying.
oh my god I was laughing so hard reading this tears ran down my face hahahaha so awesome
I haven't laughed this hard in a very looooooooonnng time!!! OMGosh: priceless
HINT: Your testicles are inside out. Just zap an X-ray using that tazzer in that region, they will miraculously appear the same way they disappeared.
There are tears all over my face. I haven't laughed that hard in forever.
Definately a good thing that Tony made sure this mini taser is useful. Thanks for the description. Now I don't have to try it on myself.
I´m sorry but I have tears in my eyes too,... I´m laughing soo hard that my eyeliner turned into a black stain and now I look like a panda!! :DD!
Thank you for your story. I will learn from your mistake and not taser myself. I am sincerely glad you are okay. I hope your wife will be safe in all she does.
This is a great product endorsement....I want to get one of these now.
Seems his plan went balls-up. But hey, being dumb is better than being dull as dishwater. Tops to you, mate.
ha ha ha burst out laughing in the office with tears streaming down my face. Hope you find what your looking for lol
this sounds like something i would do. i'm glad someone did it for me so i never had the chance to try it XD
so he was at a gun show looking for something for his wife... as a gift? or...
I always look for something for my wife when I'm at a gun show, especially if I bought something for myself that I know she won't be pleased about. (We both target shoot btw)
Load More Replies... This has been going around on the internet for YEARS. Is this really THE GUY?
David, no offense but if you think crime doesn't happen everywhere, no matter how small the town is, you're wrong.
Load More Replies... Ok so why doe sit matter if it's a true story or he's lying his fingers off??? It allowed a bunch of people to laugh, and make a joking self note, so even if it's not true, it's still a good story. You write like you've come to expect this from Bored Panda, so why still read the post, if you're just going to complain about them?
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