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The Swedes are stylish and trend-conscious folk, a brief walk around Stockholm's bars and cafes will confirm that they have embraced the 'hipster' phenomenon to the absolute max. And if these 70's album covers are anything to go by, they took the dubious fashion trends of that decade to hilarious extremes as well.

Perhaps it is that innate Scandinavian desire to conform, and to do it better and more completely than everyone else. What else can explain these gloriously cheesy matching outfits? The medly of moustaches and mullets? Those ball-huggingly tight pants? Of course, we will look back at ourselves in 40 years time and wonder what the hell we were thinking. But hopefully not to this extent!

Scroll down below to check out these superstars of 70's Svensk popmusik for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Martys

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those trousers dont leave much to the imagination - lol

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Nadja Lambacher
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially the third guy from the right.. you almost have to censor him, woah.

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Sarcasticow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman I finally understood what does it feel like when men are seeing just a cleavage. How many seconds did I spend observing their trousers? A lot more than I should have. How many seconds did I spend looking at their faces? Nada.

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Taryn Wallace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you think they are all natural or do you think maybe a couple of them (**cough cough** third guy from the right) are maybe embellishing what they've got just a little bit??

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Evgeniya Khon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These guys would make perfect back dancers on jimmy falon's tight pants segment

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Connie Martin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy On The Left's mom interpreted the costume pattern slightly differently than the other guys' moms did.

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Dr. Cheri Hayes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone here remember the "Angel's Flight" pants for guys in the mid-70s?

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Shawn Wright
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the two with the...um...well....seem to be flaunting it...I wonder if the others are actually wearing underwear.....aaaaand now i need to go flush my eyeballs with battery acid...

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Mer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You can see my peepee" say their fatuous smirks...

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LGI
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Martys - our pants are tighty - so we hit the notes so mighty

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Molly Block
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*The following images are not suitable to young viewers and may cause a lifetime of nightmares. That 4th guy definitely dresses to the left! And isn't afraid to show it! SNAP!! Also, I think the second guy does too, hahaha.

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tatty!
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that outfit you had to go commando , didn't you ?!!

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Pajala-Hasses

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Thorleifs

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Rubb & Stubb

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Amina Hays
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their name sounds like what happens when wearing all those tight trousers!

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Leif Bloms

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glowworm2
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Compared to most of these, those outfits aren't bad actually--at least the yellow and black go well together.

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Gillstrands

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Tonfixarna

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Streaplers

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Kellys

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Basil
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do these outfits manage to be both heinously ugly AND aggressively boring at the same time??

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Rubb & Stubb

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Bollebandet Och Soren Rydgren

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Eldorados

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Janet Allison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On a roof...in platforms...and limited mobility pants...someone died this day.

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Flamingokvintetten

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Molly Block
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That in the hell are they looking at? Their careers flying away??

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