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If you're in a long-term relationship with someone, you two will argue, it's written in the Bible. The trick is to avoid fighting over meaningless stupid things, reserving your energy for dialogues that can change your everyday life for the better. Sadly, it's easier said than done. Recently, people started sharing the ridiculous things couples fight about, hilariously poking fun at the times everyone just could have kept their mouths shut.

Reading the stories under the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout, it's evident that we often lose our cool and get angry over completely stupid things. What are things that couples fight about exactly, you ask? Well, from correctly placing a roll of toilet paper to deciding who is more tired, these situations perfectly describe every relationship ever. Scroll down to chuckle at the stupid disagreement that shouldn't exist in the first place and upvote your favorite couples arguing about absolutely nothing.

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The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship

The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship

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Crazy Dog Lady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a rule that saves us I swear. Our rule is that if you say no to one place then you have to offer another place. Your only participation can't be criticism.

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me, I'm sorry to say. It's a lot easier to decide what I don't feel like eating, than what I actually want. We do not fight about it, though.

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coraline meyers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it me and my bf do that so much he only eats olive garden and I like homemade stuff (or mc Donalds but still)

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Tami Picken
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whenever my boyfriend asks me where to eat i just say "sure let's go". 1 because i'm not a picky eater. 2 because i love my food. 3 doing that will make you have food faster than arguing about it for an hour. 4 you won't break up over food.

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pusheen buttercup
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The silverware drawer. My love's crazy-a*s silverware drawer organizing system. So long as it's a fork and it goes with the forks...! It's the same size fork! We have too many forking forks! O.O

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Echo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just love Stich. Now I gotta go watch my copy of Lilo and Stich. Thanks internet.

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Laura Sherman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got this one from a Meme but it's perfect. He never cares where we eat, so we play a game, He asks me to guess where we are going and I say the first place that comes to mind. I guess right every time :)

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TheMsLollidella
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always mention a specific place cuz I would always say "yea. I'll eat there too. That place too. Oh n that other place " lol

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HeatherJ
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cook during the week so I tell hubs he has to pick on the weekends

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Elise Mon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why this is soooo relatable? me & my boyfie couple hours ago ..

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Funny Couple's Fights

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Pamela24
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I hate this so much. I feel like this is what brings us together, that we only have this experience with each other, that it's "our" show.

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The Toilet Paper Debate

The Toilet Paper Debate

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mocochang
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll never understand why people prefer the way shown of the 2nd pic. It's not practical...

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The Shopping Disaster

The Shopping Disaster

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband has taught me to be specific when asking him to bring something at home, right down to the measurements if possible. Otherwise he will buy what he thought was right, even though he never saw me buy it before, and it would make me angry that and he would not understand. So to save us all and to retain peace at home, we must be specific ladies; brand, color, size, weight, the aisle where to find it if you can remember it. This way he will always bring what you asked for, no fights

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Bored Fox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happens all the time. My boyfriend does not care what we should watch, then I choose something to watch and less than 5 minutes later he stops watching and complains that he does not like that and then I have to let him choose. Because of that we have seen all episodes of Mythbusters probably over 3 times... :D

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Toilet Paper - Constant Debate

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Ntosh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please if someone has an answer to this one, please let me know I need to know.

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Fuel For A Fight

Fuel For A Fight

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The Inevitable Temperature Fight

The Inevitable Temperature Fight

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There's Always A Reason To Fight

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this conversation makes me see life in another way... SO IS WATER WET OR NOT??????

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The Trash Combat

The Trash Combat

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Ben Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I generally take the trash out about 4 seconds before she needs to throw something away...drives her nuts

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What. Do. You. Want?

What. Do. You. Want?

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That's Me, For Sure

That's Me, For Sure

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White Lies

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Rhonnda Oliver
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the top ten rules of coupledom. Do not ask a question you don't want and honest answer to

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The Charger Fight

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mocochang
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have this issue since I have multiple chargers distributed around my house + purse + workplace. If I have only one, it will never be where I need it...

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Daniel Losinger
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is possible to buy bathtub plumbing that automatically switches back to tub mode when you turn off the water. It is very simple and works on water pressure (or the lack of it).

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Dan H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Police have also concluded that this was a justifiable homicide

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Hallak65
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The struggle is real when we choose "fall asleep" movie. If it is too good, we can't sleep it over, if it is boring we don't start at all.

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disagree. If I sound even a little bit less than ecstatic hubs starts in with "what's wrong?" and when I say nothing he tells me I sound upset. I say I'm fine and he argues with me about it until I'm pissed. I WAS fine, now I'm sick of you telling me I'm not! Get the hint, even if I'm not fine if I say I'm fine, leave me alone!

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ukoms
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course it was! There are two major Christmas movies - Die Hard and Home Alone. Period.

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Kristel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't have pets. It's more who my niece likes best! Me or him. My nephew likes us equal, but my niece being still young, she changes her mind every them we see her haha. But in the end it is pretty equal I guess.

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Týna Ef
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just why? I crack the egg and throw the shel away...what the hell is this?! :-D

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Shana
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"When the cat is cute, she's mine. When the litter box needs cleaning or if she's sick... she's yours." Yup... :P (Bf really did say "look at OUR kitty, so adorable" once and another time it was "ew YOUR cat puked again"... He loves them nonetheless though, he just can't clean the litter box)

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Greg T
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(and it's a family picture of an old neighbor that lives on the other side of the country, with her husband and kids)

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Celina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mother and Father do this all the time. Mostly Mom brings it up. She creates fights out of nothing as well.

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Chris Sprucefield
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha!!! Good one! IKEA's instructions are blueprints for divorces or worse, and only the most savage ikea fans are qualified to navigate the instruction hazards... the bigger the item, the bigger the threat.

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Jim
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got in trouble because I didn't yell during arguments, I clearly didn't love her enough to be passionate during a fight....

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Dr. Cheri Hayes
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have this problem with my husband. I do all the laundry, and he's just grateful he doesn't have to. :-)

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Susan Shelton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who pays the electric bill or the gas bill gets to choose the temperature.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We just ask the other if they want the left over or not, sometimes you can change your mind and not want it, and if the other person wants it then sure why not, better than wasting the food.

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Jim
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get a dirty look if I even reach for it, it's like taking a toy away from a big mean animal.

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Rebecca Cote
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do this, we also switch off every day. And if one of us forgets and the other has to do it, the person who forgot to do it has to do it 2 days in a row :)

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Kamisama
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not picking sides here but if I were- I'm on Ross' side. THEY WERE ON A BREAK

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Kathy Estepp
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it really only matters in the middle of the night so i don't "fall in" while half asleep!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or on a similar note: squeezing the tube in the middle or from the end. AAAGH!

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Dr. Cheri Hayes
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never a problem for us...it's been the same since we were married. I sleep on the right side, he sleeps on the left. Even when we travel...same thing.

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Tiari
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not me. I want his honest opinion when I ask, or I would not be asking. And I mostly ask when I am not 100% sure and still consider returning it.

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