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If you need any proof that mankind is regressing as a species then, well, you probably need to pay more attention to the world. Take a look at these signs for instance, compiled by Bored Panda. They shouldn't need to exist. But they do. Why? Because humans are getting stupider, that's why. Well, either that or sign-makers are getting funnier. Perhaps it's a bit of both. Who knows. Whatever the truth of the matter, all we know is that they're pretty funny. And as long as we have our sense of humor then there is surely hope for mankind. Although Darwin might disagree.

Seen any similar signs? Then add them to the list below and don't forget to vote for your favorite! (h/t)

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ERA Triano
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a good sign. It warns off people who might want a quick suicide.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sign is right, its under,not in the water, maybe it has three layers,and the bottom layer has poisonous air...

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Gwendolyne Krasnicki
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had that same sticker on my toilet tank because it was funny, not because we actually wanted to dive in.

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Maureen Mower
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the sign should read, "Please stay away from the balcony when drunk/stoned."

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Martha Donaldson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This notice should be placed at a whole lot of places! I see far too many parents forcing their children to do something.

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wh-what is that red thing on the bottom? This is where males are supposed to pee, right? I hope, for the sake of someone's health that it's just the toilette design...

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Cara Sexton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a woman refuse to buy an organic mattress because I couldn't guarantee that it had *never* been touched by sheets or clothing that were not also organic. Sigh.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually a play on Lonesome Dove, and a sign of cleverness, not stupidity

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Scott Joseph
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's probably a sign at a hotel in a beach resort where people fish and bring back the fish to clean, fillet, and cook them. They don't want the mess or smell in the room. Not much funny about this one.

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Tomek Sztuk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what is the purpose of this notice informing about itself? Could anybody explain? Because now it looks to me like one of the dumbest things I've EVER seen

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coconut trees are actually pretty dangerous. People get killed by them pretty regularly.

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John Wong
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's for the benefit of those who might go to that post because they knew there was a phone there ... once before ... I guess they also decided it would be cheaper to create a whole lot of generic weather-proof signs for putting up on the posts of decommissioned rail station phones, instead of individualising them, and just printing the new locations on a paper poster indoors.

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A Sign Posted At The Oklahoma County Courthouse Library ....and They Are Serious About It.

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Maureen Mower
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Law Library Director"... so people are stuffing cash under their boobs at the LAW LIBRARY?

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