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I think it’s only fair to agree on one simple thing. If an indoor space, or an outdoor one, for that matter, has a stairway, however long or short, it should serve its function. First, it should bring us up and down at least one level and second, it should be safe. That’s the bare minimum, right?

But it turns out, some stair designers out there have had their minds spun by invisible hamsters on a wheel. Right below, it becomes very clear why. You see, if the stairs cost you a potentially immeasurable amount of broken legs, you’d be better off without them.

Bored Panda has compiled the most absurd cases of stair designs gone very wrong that make a ladder look like a premium lift in comparison. My popcorn is ready, how about you?

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Not A Paradox, Just A Normal Russian Architecture

Not A Paradox, Just A Normal Russian Architecture

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Steps That You Can't See

Steps That You Can't See

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fro_st puppy
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some poor bad eye sighted person or pretty much anyone is literally going to bash their leg on that or worse

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Although the absurd stair designs may look quite funny from the comfort of a computer, in reality, they cause some very serious risks to people who use them. National Safety Council statistics rank stairway injuries second only to motor vehicle accidents among leading causes of accidents. Moreover, World Health Organization states that falls are the second leading cause of accidental or unintentional injury deaths worldwide.

According to the representative of the Law Offices of Andrew D. Myers, a civil litigation attorney who focuses on personal injury, bankruptcy, business law and other civil matters, children and adults over 65 are especially at high risk. 

“Each year, one in three elderly adults suffers a serious stairway fall. Such injuries can increase the chances of an earlier death and reduce the ability to live independently. The elderly face a higher likelihood of falling because they often experience muscle weakness and potential dizziness from taking a variety of medications. This risk rises as they age.”

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They state that common injuries caused by stairway falls include internal bleeding, fractured bones, brain injuries, soft-tissue injuries, and dislocations. Moreover, Safety Council statistics indicate falls are among the most common causes of traumatic brain injury, so in no way can the possibility of falling down the stairs be looked at lightly.

To prevent such injuries, premises liability law requires property owners to reasonably maintain stairways. According to the Law Offices of Andrew D. Myers, “The law also holds property owners responsible where injuries occur as a result of dangerous or hazardous conditions. If proven that injuries directly resulted from a property owner’s negligence, then the injured person may be able to collect compensation for pain and suffering, lost income, and reimbursement for medical bills related to the accident.”

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These Are Stairs In My Town. Just How?

These Are Stairs In My Town. Just How?

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These Stairs In My In-Laws' Summerhouse. We Have Parties Here So Going Down These Stairs Drunk Is A Challenge

These Stairs In My In-Laws' Summerhouse. We Have Parties Here So Going Down These Stairs Drunk Is A Challenge

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Got An Unsatisfying Feeling When Walking Downstairs And The Last Step Was Not There

Got An Unsatisfying Feeling When Walking Downstairs And The Last Step Was Not There

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's where you step forward gracefully expecting a stair and end up looking like an especially awkward giraffe as you try to recover.

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The “Extra” Two Inches Of Concrete At The Top Of My Stairs. We Call It “The Tripper”

The “Extra” Two Inches Of Concrete At The Top Of My Stairs. We Call It “The Tripper”

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I Saw This At My School

I Saw This At My School

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a code thing. The stairwell would be fire rated. A disabled person could exit the gym and wait at that landing for a firefighter to assist up the stairs.

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danielw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't a facepalm. The stairwell is designed to be a safe area in a fire. The idea is that people who can't take stairs are to wait on the bottom landing to be rescued, and the space is 'designed' to be safe. I'm a little shocked there's no call box, but otherwise, this is basically modern fire code.

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Jo Johannsen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not only the (pretty steep) stairs, but no room to "stand" while opening the door.

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thetacotruckman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i thought those were bathrooms and was wondering why they have bathrooms that 510 people can fit in.

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Bear42212
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an area for people who have problems with stairs. They go there and wait for firemen in case of emergency. Firemen know to automatically go to that area.

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work in a University library, our fire escape stairwell had exceptionally large landings which were "Areas of Rescue Assistance." One of my tasks in the event of a fire was to clear them of anyone who needed to be evacuated by carrying them down the stairs (if that was deemed necessary).

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Octavia Hansen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On top of stairs, looks like the right door opens IN . . . making it even more difficult, if that's possible. If it's an EXIT door, it's a disaster waiting to happen in an emergency.

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third molar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine of someone opened the door at the same time you are stepping off the last step!!

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Pam Kennedy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accessible does NOT mean universal. It indicates accessibility to SOMEONE. These signs are for people with low vision or sensory issues. A visual sensory specialist probably recommended them so a student or employee could find these doors. This is actually a huge win not a fail.

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Mia right
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I was like what’s wrong then I see the freaking door 🤦🏻‍♀️

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bastillee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So handy.if you don't already need a wheelchair, you will need one shortly.

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jeanette scott
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of going to Paris on crutches. Most bathrooms in restaurants were in the basement, no elevators

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Analyn Lahr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting how the doors also say Area of Rescue Assistance.

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David Beaulieu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Handicap accessibility aside, I bet you more than a handful of students have been slammed by these doors.

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kjorn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's ok if you go down and ok with the fact that you'll ram the door with your head while screaming for help

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Clearly sunny
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'll need alot of upper arm strength too pull yourself up this.

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danielw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in case of fire, people who can't safely handle stairs are expected to wait there for rescue. The space is designed to allow shelter-in-place.

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Inclusion2020
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I woke in ESE and I have never seen a sign that said "rescue area" or "disabled"??? I don't even understand what the purpose of these is?

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This Is Russia

This Is Russia

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You Have To Go Up The Stairs, And Then Down The Stairs To Get To The Door

You Have To Go Up The Stairs, And Then Down The Stairs To Get To The Door

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This Fuzzy Staircase

This Fuzzy Staircase

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When I Tripped On The Stairs I Cut My Arm On These Things, And Continued To Fall Down The Stairs (I'm The 5th Victim This Week)

When I Tripped On The Stairs I Cut My Arm On These Things, And Continued To Fall Down The Stairs (I'm The 5th Victim This Week)

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Don't Think The Owner Of This Hotel Thought This Through

Don't Think The Owner Of This Hotel Thought This Through

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's take the stairs. Urgh...on second thought, how about we wait for the lift?

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Just A Staircase In St. Petersburg

Just A Staircase In St. Petersburg

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Wheelchair Ramp To A Staircase In A Mall In Haugesund, Norway

Wheelchair Ramp To A Staircase In A Mall In Haugesund, Norway

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These Stairs Carpeted With A Pattern That Makes It Hard To See The Edge

These Stairs Carpeted With A Pattern That Makes It Hard To See The Edge

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You Gotta Pay Attention On These Stairs In A Cinema

You Gotta Pay Attention On These Stairs In A Cinema

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it wasn't for the wall to the left in the picture I wouldn't know that those are steps

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Painted In A Hotel Stairwell Leading To Fitness Center

Painted In A Hotel Stairwell Leading To Fitness Center

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When Your Gym Tries Hard To Motivate You But Fails To Make Any Sense

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This Bathroom With Too Many Stairs

This Bathroom With Too Many Stairs

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These Stairs At My Friend's House

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Wasting A Third Of The Staircase

Wasting A Third Of The Staircase

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Building codes change and if this is in a public space rails probably added to comply

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Great Paint Job, Especially That Last “Step”

Great Paint Job, Especially That Last “Step”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine going down the stairs blindfolded, you finally get the hang of it when suddenly you reach the bottom. Now imagine yo have perfectly good eyesight, you finally get the hang of it when suddenly you reach the bottom.

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When Personal Injury Lawers Moonlight As Interior A Designer

When Personal Injury Lawers Moonlight As Interior A Designer

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