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I think it’s only fair to agree on one simple thing. If an indoor space, or an outdoor one, for that matter, has a stairway, however long or short, it should serve its function. First, it should bring us up and down at least one level and second, it should be safe. That’s the bare minimum, right?

But it turns out, some stair designers out there have had their minds spun by invisible hamsters on a wheel. Right below, it becomes very clear why. You see, if the stairs cost you a potentially immeasurable amount of broken legs, you’d be better off without them.

Bored Panda has compiled the most absurd cases of stair designs gone very wrong that make a ladder look like a premium lift in comparison. My popcorn is ready, how about you?

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Not A Paradox, Just A Normal Russian Architecture

Not A Paradox, Just A Normal Russian Architecture

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Steps That You Can't See

Steps That You Can't See

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fro_st puppy
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some poor bad eye sighted person or pretty much anyone is literally going to bash their leg on that or worse

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Although the absurd stair designs may look quite funny from the comfort of a computer, in reality, they cause some very serious risks to people who use them. National Safety Council statistics rank stairway injuries second only to motor vehicle accidents among leading causes of accidents. Moreover, World Health Organization states that falls are the second leading cause of accidental or unintentional injury deaths worldwide.

According to the representative of the Law Offices of Andrew D. Myers, a civil litigation attorney who focuses on personal injury, bankruptcy, business law and other civil matters, children and adults over 65 are especially at high risk. 

“Each year, one in three elderly adults suffers a serious stairway fall. Such injuries can increase the chances of an earlier death and reduce the ability to live independently. The elderly face a higher likelihood of falling because they often experience muscle weakness and potential dizziness from taking a variety of medications. This risk rises as they age.”

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They state that common injuries caused by stairway falls include internal bleeding, fractured bones, brain injuries, soft-tissue injuries, and dislocations. Moreover, Safety Council statistics indicate falls are among the most common causes of traumatic brain injury, so in no way can the possibility of falling down the stairs be looked at lightly.

To prevent such injuries, premises liability law requires property owners to reasonably maintain stairways. According to the Law Offices of Andrew D. Myers, “The law also holds property owners responsible where injuries occur as a result of dangerous or hazardous conditions. If proven that injuries directly resulted from a property owner’s negligence, then the injured person may be able to collect compensation for pain and suffering, lost income, and reimbursement for medical bills related to the accident.”

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These Are Stairs In My Town. Just How?

These Are Stairs In My Town. Just How?

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These Stairs In My In-Laws' Summerhouse. We Have Parties Here So Going Down These Stairs Drunk Is A Challenge

These Stairs In My In-Laws' Summerhouse. We Have Parties Here So Going Down These Stairs Drunk Is A Challenge

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Got An Unsatisfying Feeling When Walking Downstairs And The Last Step Was Not There

Got An Unsatisfying Feeling When Walking Downstairs And The Last Step Was Not There

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's where you step forward gracefully expecting a stair and end up looking like an especially awkward giraffe as you try to recover.

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The “Extra” Two Inches Of Concrete At The Top Of My Stairs. We Call It “The Tripper”

The “Extra” Two Inches Of Concrete At The Top Of My Stairs. We Call It “The Tripper”

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This Is Russia

This Is Russia

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You Have To Go Up The Stairs, And Then Down The Stairs To Get To The Door

You Have To Go Up The Stairs, And Then Down The Stairs To Get To The Door

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This Fuzzy Staircase

This Fuzzy Staircase

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When I Tripped On The Stairs I Cut My Arm On These Things, And Continued To Fall Down The Stairs (I'm The 5th Victim This Week)

When I Tripped On The Stairs I Cut My Arm On These Things, And Continued To Fall Down The Stairs (I'm The 5th Victim This Week)

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Don't Think The Owner Of This Hotel Thought This Through

Don't Think The Owner Of This Hotel Thought This Through

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's take the stairs. Urgh...on second thought, how about we wait for the lift?

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Just A Staircase In St. Petersburg

Just A Staircase In St. Petersburg

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Wheelchair Ramp To A Staircase In A Mall In Haugesund, Norway

Wheelchair Ramp To A Staircase In A Mall In Haugesund, Norway

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These Stairs Carpeted With A Pattern That Makes It Hard To See The Edge

These Stairs Carpeted With A Pattern That Makes It Hard To See The Edge

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#37

You Gotta Pay Attention On These Stairs In A Cinema

You Gotta Pay Attention On These Stairs In A Cinema

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it wasn't for the wall to the left in the picture I wouldn't know that those are steps

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Painted In A Hotel Stairwell Leading To Fitness Center

Painted In A Hotel Stairwell Leading To Fitness Center

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When Your Gym Tries Hard To Motivate You But Fails To Make Any Sense

When Your Gym Tries Hard To Motivate You But Fails To Make Any Sense

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This Bathroom With Too Many Stairs

This Bathroom With Too Many Stairs

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These Stairs At My Friend's House

These Stairs At My Friend's House

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#43

Wasting A Third Of The Staircase

Wasting A Third Of The Staircase

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John Otruba
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Building codes change and if this is in a public space rails probably added to comply

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#44

Great Paint Job, Especially That Last “Step”

Great Paint Job, Especially That Last “Step”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine going down the stairs blindfolded, you finally get the hang of it when suddenly you reach the bottom. Now imagine yo have perfectly good eyesight, you finally get the hang of it when suddenly you reach the bottom.

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When Personal Injury Lawers Moonlight As Interior A Designer

When Personal Injury Lawers Moonlight As Interior A Designer

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Somehow, I Managed To Go 5 Blissfully Ignorant Stair-Traversing Years Without Noticing

Somehow, I Managed To Go 5 Blissfully Ignorant Stair-Traversing Years Without Noticing

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An Alternate Path For Disabled With... Steps

An Alternate Path For Disabled With... Steps

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see it labeled for the disabled. It could be for someone with a stroller, a suitcase, or just someone with a walker or cane.

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I'm Sorry, But How Is This Even Remotely Designed To Be Wheelchair Accessible? It's Insulting To Even Have The Sign There

I'm Sorry, But How Is This Even Remotely Designed To Be Wheelchair Accessible? It's Insulting To Even Have The Sign There

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#51

If You Walk On The Right You Fall Down A Staircase

If You Walk On The Right You Fall Down A Staircase

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#56

These Deadly Looking Stone Decorations

These Deadly Looking Stone Decorations

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#57

These Long Stairs That Require You To Have Either One Awkwardly Long Stride Or Two Awkwardly Short Strides For Each Step

These Long Stairs That Require You To Have Either One Awkwardly Long Stride Or Two Awkwardly Short Strides For Each Step

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This 3” Step In My Sister’s Hallway. I Have Stubbed My Toe 3 Times In 2 Hours

This 3” Step In My Sister’s Hallway. I Have Stubbed My Toe 3 Times In 2 Hours

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You Either Have To Leave The Stairwell Or Climb The Bar If You Want The Upper Floors

You Either Have To Leave The Stairwell Or Climb The Bar If You Want The Upper Floors

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Never Thought I'd See A Staircase Like This With My Own Eyes

Never Thought I'd See A Staircase Like This With My Own Eyes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dangle one foot down to the other staircase.....hopefully you'll reach it?

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One Half Of The Stairs Has A Bar Across The Path For No Apparent Reason

One Half Of The Stairs Has A Bar Across The Path For No Apparent Reason

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The Los Angeles Subway Designed Their Stairs To Look Like Escalators. You Don't Notice Until You Turn The Corner

The Los Angeles Subway Designed Their Stairs To Look Like Escalators. You Don't Notice Until You Turn The Corner

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Is This How Architects Commit Murder?

Is This How Architects Commit Murder?

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This Escalator Starts After The First Set Of Stairs

This Escalator Starts After The First Set Of Stairs

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Invisible Step At My Parent's New House That Has Injured 4 Of My Family

Invisible Step At My Parent's New House That Has Injured 4 Of My Family

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Stairwell At My University

Stairwell At My University

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This "Handicap Friendly" Staircase

This "Handicap Friendly" Staircase

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#71

These Stairs Have An Extra Step That's Only An Inch

These Stairs Have An Extra Step That's Only An Inch

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The Spiral Stairs At My House. Im Barely 5'7"

The Spiral Stairs At My House. Im Barely 5'7"

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Some Homemade Stairs Someone On Facebook Did. They Seemed Really Proud, But I Don't Think They Thought This Through

Some Homemade Stairs Someone On Facebook Did. They Seemed Really Proud, But I Don't Think They Thought This Through

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

along with other alternating stairs (not all of them though) if you get used to it, and you stay sober, or never traverse the stairs while tipsy, it will seem normal to you.

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This Stairway At My Doctor's Office Where You Have Exit And Reenter To Keep Going Down

This Stairway At My Doctor's Office Where You Have Exit And Reenter To Keep Going Down

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Watching My Cholesterol, Better Take The Stairs

Watching My Cholesterol, Better Take The Stairs

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My House Has Many Of These Architect Flaws (I Live In Brazil), One Of Them Is The Flaw In The Ceiling Of The Living Room's Stairs That Makes My Mom's Bathroom Have Stairs

My House Has Many Of These Architect Flaws (I Live In Brazil), One Of Them Is The Flaw In The Ceiling Of The Living Room's Stairs That Makes My Mom's Bathroom Have Stairs

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These Stairs At My Grandma's House

These Stairs At My Grandma's House

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These Stairs In A Mexican Beach Resort (Near Cabo San Lucas)

These Stairs In A Mexican Beach Resort (Near Cabo San Lucas)

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Every 4th Step Is Slightly Longer Than The Others, Making You Almost Stumble Down

Every 4th Step Is Slightly Longer Than The Others, Making You Almost Stumble Down

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that literally only makes the stairs more expensive. the people building this, and the people who wanted their stairs like this, are COMPLETE idiots.

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It Isn't A Step. I Almost Tripped

It Isn't A Step. I Almost Tripped

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Who Needs Clearly Visible Steps On An Outdoor Starway?

Who Needs Clearly Visible Steps On An Outdoor Starway?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they make a carpet pattern out of the printer cartridge alignment page?

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Accessibility Ramp To The Stairs

Accessibility Ramp To The Stairs

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These Are Right Next To The Stairs In My School

These Are Right Next To The Stairs In My School

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This Stairwell Without A Crossover

This Stairwell Without A Crossover

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Wheelchair Accessible Bathrooms With Stairs

Wheelchair Accessible Bathrooms With Stairs

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This Crappy Staircase At My School

This Crappy Staircase At My School

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A Hotel Room For Disabled People With A Staircase

A Hotel Room For Disabled People With A Staircase

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This Staircase

This Staircase

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Streamlining traffic in a safe (handrails) traffic. Many times, situations like the stairs becoming congested as the wider bottom blends with the rest of the staircase only show over time. So rather than removing and rebuilding, this is a safe compromise.

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This Staircase To Nowhere At My University

This Staircase To Nowhere At My University

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Oh So You Want The Wheelchair Ramp? Climb

Oh So You Want The Wheelchair Ramp? Climb

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In Our Company, There Is A Stairway Into Oblivion

In Our Company, There Is A Stairway Into Oblivion

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Weird Stairs, You Climb Up Them And Then You're Met With A Small Set Of Stairs That Go Down

Weird Stairs, You Climb Up Them And Then You're Met With A Small Set Of Stairs That Go Down

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Handrail That Funnels People Onto Ever-Narrower Steps

Handrail That Funnels People Onto Ever-Narrower Steps

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Don't Come Stumbling In This House Drunk At Night

Don't Come Stumbling In This House Drunk At Night

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The Disabled Bathroom? It's Right There - Up The Step

The Disabled Bathroom? It's Right There - Up The Step

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This Top Step I Almost Tripped On While Heading Down

This Top Step I Almost Tripped On While Heading Down

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These Ridiculously Helpful Stairs

These Ridiculously Helpful Stairs

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You Can't Really See The Step

You Can't Really See The Step

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My Sister's Staircase

My Sister's Staircase

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Half Of The Staircase Is Blocked Off At The Top

Half Of The Staircase Is Blocked Off At The Top

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Stairs With "Extra Steps"

Stairs With "Extra Steps"

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I Raise You One "Most Useless Staircase In The World"

I Raise You One "Most Useless Staircase In The World"

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Guess I'll Just Walk Out Of My Wheelchair To Climb Those Stairs And Then Continue Happily On The Ramp. When I Come Back I'll Do A Backflip

Guess I'll Just Walk Out Of My Wheelchair To Climb Those Stairs And Then Continue Happily On The Ramp. When I Come Back I'll Do A Backflip

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Wheelchair Accessible Washrooms Are Located On The Second Floor. Just A Quick Trip Up The Escalator

Wheelchair Accessible Washrooms Are Located On The Second Floor. Just A Quick Trip Up The Escalator

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So... What Are These Stairs For? They Don't Lead Anywhere

So... What Are These Stairs For? They Don't Lead Anywhere

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This Six Inch Wide Triangle Window In A Stairwell On My Campus. Just Why?

This Six Inch Wide Triangle Window In A Stairwell On My Campus. Just Why?

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This Stairwell

This Stairwell

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#116

This Staircase In Mexico. I Nearly Fell Down

This Staircase In Mexico. I Nearly Fell Down

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#117

Garage Door Opens To Middle Of Staircase

Garage Door Opens To Middle Of Staircase

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#119

Where Do Those Other Stairs Go

Where Do Those Other Stairs Go

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#120

What Is The Point Of The Left Side Of The Stairs?

What Is The Point Of The Left Side Of The Stairs?

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The First Step Doesn't Step Down, Almost Tripped

The First Step Doesn't Step Down, Almost Tripped

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I Always Trip On These Stairs Every Time Walk On Them

I Always Trip On These Stairs Every Time Walk On Them

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This Totally Misleading Handrail

This Totally Misleading Handrail

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Not Only Do These Stairs Alternate Heights, But They Are Uncomfortable To Go 1 Nor 2 At A Time Because Of The Length Alternation

Not Only Do These Stairs Alternate Heights, But They Are Uncomfortable To Go 1 Nor 2 At A Time Because Of The Length Alternation

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Stairs Leading Nowhere

Stairs Leading Nowhere

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These Stairs Go Into A Block Wall

These Stairs Go Into A Block Wall

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Stairs To Nowhere

Stairs To Nowhere

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My Apartment Building. Many Old People Have Complained Cause They Have A Hard Time Getting Up The Stairs But Management Just Told Them To Go The Extra 50 Meters And Take The Elevator

My Apartment Building. Many Old People Have Complained Cause They Have A Hard Time Getting Up The Stairs But Management Just Told Them To Go The Extra 50 Meters And Take The Elevator

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

50 METERS! That's more than half a football field! (yes I'm from the U.S and yes I understand the metric system, for the most part, not all Americans are stupid. most of them are. but not all of them.)

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I Don't Understand Why'd You Even Waste Concrete With These Stairs

I Don't Understand Why'd You Even Waste Concrete With These Stairs

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The lighter concrete tells me the ramp was added later, and the stars were blocked off at that point.

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These Steps At My University

These Steps At My University

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The Lift In This Building Is On Every Alternate Half-Level From Where The Doors To The Houses Are

The Lift In This Building Is On Every Alternate Half-Level From Where The Doors To The Houses Are

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Hugo Raible
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in my building. Not enough space to build full floor height stairs.

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Pipe Blocking Stairway

Pipe Blocking Stairway

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably for the best. This is a murder stairway if there ever was one. 😬

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These Stairs Lead Nowhere

These Stairs Lead Nowhere

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Fun Stairs

Fun Stairs

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Ian Koch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would say this could be ok if you got used to this, but those stairs look a bit too tall.

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