Nobody likes a smartass, and smartassery shouldn't be encouraged, but it's difficult not to laugh when you look at these funny examples of people being, well, smartasses. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list showcases some of the finest specimens of sarcasm and smartassedness we could find. From funny notes left in offices (and even funnier responses) and deliberately disobedient dogs to flippant fortune cookies and sarcastic students, you're sure to find something to shake your head at while secretly laughing inside. Don't forget to vote for the biggest smartass!

#1

Well Someone Is A Smartass

Well Someone Is A Smartass

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

could be horror too just by adding: one of them is Twilight

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#2

Smartass

Smartass

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL. yep.

Edmondo Speziale
Community Member
3 years ago

Jesus approves

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
3 years ago

Why not just put a "no running" sign too?

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

There is some truth behind this one.

Eglė Liubinaitė
Community Member
3 years ago

Tru story

Kat Blak
Community Member
3 years ago

I did that at my pool with traffic cones after practice. Our coach would have to send lifeguards out to get them so he wound't get wet

T Rex King
Community Member
1 year ago

Whoever did this is the smartest ass out there

Neo Soemardjan
Community Member
3 years ago

How does that balance?

Bruno Bizier
Community Member
3 years ago

I LOVE this! LOL

Don't Listen To Me
Community Member
3 years ago

who would have known

I'm Bored You Guyz Help
Community Member
3 years ago

Ya think?

Jana Fuentes
Community Member
3 years ago

HAH!!

Joanne Palmer
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha Good one!!

David
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, but try slipping on that...

Puddin Tane
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, the FLOOR of the POOL is wet.

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

can't be wetter than this

Toni E.
Community Member
3 years ago

:D

zombii
Community Member
3 years ago

oh lol

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#3

My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

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Troux
Community Member
3 years ago

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is an appropriate name for a bathroom.

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#4

You're Welcome

You're Welcome

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
3 years ago

Tumblr is a sanctuary for the smartest of asses

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#5

Catch Me If You Can, Dr. Hedgehog

Catch Me If You Can, Dr. Hedgehog

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

Seen this post before. Now I'm wondering if Dr. Hedgehog ever caught 'em

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#6

When Only Given Two Options You Don't Wanna Do, Just Improvise

When Only Given Two Options You Don't Wanna Do, Just Improvise

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

it's ok to ask. it's hard to be rejected, but when you don't give her a NO as answer choice, it's creepy

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#7

Helpful Advice

Helpful Advice

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

proof that you need to read everything before taking any actions

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#8

Forever In The Friend Zone

Forever In The Friend Zone

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Cans think dating with me is way too consuming....

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#9

Siri's Being A Sarcastic B*@%ch

Siri's Being A Sarcastic B*@%ch

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Now even computers have a sense of humour

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#10

No Problem

No Problem

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

that one X is a rebel

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#11

Sarcastic Wall Photo

Sarcastic Wall Photo

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Ronja Rövardotter
Community Member
3 years ago

I really like that font style, I would love to see my life witten in that font. Now it is more in Comics Sans. So I'll take the tree, thank you :-)

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#12

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

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Happy Ghost
Community Member
3 years ago

lol

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#13

First World Anarchist

First World Anarchist

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zombii
Community Member
3 years ago

at least that's not that large

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#14

Okay, Who's The Smart Ass That Did It?

Okay, Who's The Smart Ass That Did It?

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Janice Foster
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol!

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#15

Smartass Commentator

Smartass Commentator

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

and gets more likes than your status

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#16

In The Truest Sense

In The Truest Sense

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Titus Overway
Community Member
3 years ago

Bad to the bone

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#17

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

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Terhi Hendricksson
Community Member
3 years ago

We have this one also in our offices fridge.

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#18

I Told My 5-Year-Old He Could Watch TV As Soon As He Ate Half Of His Hot Dog

I Told My 5-Year-Old He Could Watch TV As Soon As He Ate Half Of His Hot Dog

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

A future genius is born!

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#19

Do Not Remove This Seal

Do Not Remove This Seal

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
3 years ago

that gets my SEAL of approval hahahahahahaha

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#20

Funny Sign In Wisconsin

Funny Sign In Wisconsin

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

good one. funny sign are the best

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#21

Someone's A Smartass

Someone's A Smartass

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Sashy Duluc
Community Member
3 years ago

haha Fail!

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#22

There's A Smartass In My Town

There's A Smartass In My Town

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Cesi Baca
Community Member
3 years ago

But what does "post no bills" mean?

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#23

He's In Everything

He's In Everything

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Desiree Iannello
Community Member
3 years ago

Brooklyn!

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#24

This Guy Driving An Electric Car

This Guy Driving An Electric Car

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Cameron Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

You can make that on a calculator, just type 710 707, and turn it upside down

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#25

Sacarsm At The Office

Sacarsm At The Office

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
3 years ago

That technical difficulties sign under it...

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#26

Smart Ass

Smart Ass

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

he'll going to some place

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#27

Ha Ha, Very Funny, Netflix

Ha Ha, Very Funny, Netflix

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Cameron Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

When you're trying to find something to watch on Netflix

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#28

Smartass

Smartass

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Dat.Boring.Gurl.Tho
Community Member
3 years ago

**claps** You earned my respect

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#29

Stuck In Traffic And My Gps Decides It's A Good Time To Be A Smart Ass

Stuck In Traffic And My Gps Decides It's A Good Time To Be A Smart Ass

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

AI evolving faster than we thought. ^_-

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#30

Smart Ass Answer Is Smart Ass

Smart Ass Answer Is Smart Ass

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Renan Machado
Community Member
3 years ago

Authors... the upmost villas of all time... all planned...

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#31

What A Smart Ass

What A Smart Ass

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

he's technically correct

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#32

I Think My Dog Is Being A Smart Ass

I Think My Dog Is Being A Smart Ass

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Ronja Rövardotter
Community Member
3 years ago

My dog whe she was a puppy did this to very similar book it was something like "How to train your dog. Turn it into fun." I am sure she did :-)

#33

My Fortune Cookie Being A Smart Ass Today

My Fortune Cookie Being A Smart Ass Today

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Nadia Hamilton-Jones
Community Member
3 years ago

I once had one that said: "You will live a long life and eat many fortune cookies..."

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#34

Smartass

Smartass

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

Following the rules like a pro

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#35

Mildly Sarcastic Vending Machine

Mildly Sarcastic Vending Machine

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Cameron Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

"decisions, decisions"

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#36

Apparently I Was A Smartass Today

Apparently I Was A Smartass Today

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.gas.
Community Member
3 years ago

So can customers charge a "rude clerk" fee?

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#37

Smartass Machine

Smartass Machine

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Leah Tafolla
Community Member
3 years ago

This was hella funny

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#38

Today I Learned Siri Is Quite Sarcastic

Today I Learned Siri Is Quite Sarcastic

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| TheArtAddict |
Community Member
3 years ago

When you get owned by Siri...

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#39

What Happens When You Try To Remove Graffiti In Smart Ass LA

What Happens When You Try To Remove Graffiti In Smart Ass LA

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Maggie Grover Bacher
Community Member
3 years ago

probably better than what was there. leave it

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#40

What Happens When You Don't Want A Senior Quote

What Happens When You Don't Want A Senior Quote

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Ronja Rövardotter
Community Member
3 years ago

I think this is pretty good quote :-D

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#41

Just My Smart Ass Coffee Mug, Helping Me Navigate Hump Day Incident Free

Just My Smart Ass Coffee Mug, Helping Me Navigate Hump Day Incident Free

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Raja Akli
Community Member
3 years ago

:'D This is awesome! I'm surprised it didn't get more votes !

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#42

Sorry To Tell You This, But...

Sorry To Tell You This, But...

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is awesome!

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#43

Find The Colander

Find The Colander

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Luis Milian
Community Member
3 years ago

where else you hang your colander?? lol

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#44

Murica

Murica

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahahahahhah. X'D

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#45

That's What Jesus Said

That's What Jesus Said

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V Navarro
Community Member
3 years ago

Jesus showed u son!

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#46

My Girlfriend: The Smartass

My Girlfriend: The Smartass

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V Navarro
Community Member
3 years ago

this is my confession!

#47

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

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#48

Found This Smartass Knife Today

Found This Smartass Knife Today

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.gas.
Community Member
3 years ago

This isn't SA so much as avoiding a lawsuit. No one thought coffee had to be labeled as "hot," but this is the time in which we live.

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#49

Smart Ass Security Phrase

Smart Ass Security Phrase

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Rafi'ulfath Riwansia
Community Member
3 years ago

the kind of people that forgot there's a way to take screenshot.

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#50

Smart Ass

Smart Ass

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