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Nobody likes a smartass, and smartassery shouldn't be encouraged, but it's difficult not to laugh when you look at these funny examples of people being, well, smartasses. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list showcases some of the finest specimens of sarcasm and smartassedness we could find. From funny notes left in offices (and even funnier responses) and deliberately disobedient dogs to flippant fortune cookies and sarcastic students, you're sure to find something to shake your head at while secretly laughing inside. Don't forget to vote for the biggest smartass!

#1

Well Someone Is A Smartass

Well Someone Is A Smartass

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#3

My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

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Troux
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is an appropriate name for a bathroom.

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#5

Catch Me If You Can, Dr. Hedgehog

Catch Me If You Can, Dr. Hedgehog

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#6

When Only Given Two Options You Don't Wanna Do, Just Improvise

When Only Given Two Options You Don't Wanna Do, Just Improvise

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's ok to ask. it's hard to be rejected, but when you don't give her a NO as answer choice, it's creepy

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#7

Helpful Advice

Helpful Advice

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Luis Milian
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

proof that you need to read everything before taking any actions

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#8

Forever In The Friend Zone

Forever In The Friend Zone

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#9

Siri's Being A Sarcastic B*@%ch

Siri's Being A Sarcastic B*@%ch

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#11

Sarcastic Wall Photo

Sarcastic Wall Photo

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Ronja Rövardotter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really like that font style, I would love to see my life witten in that font. Now it is more in Comics Sans. So I'll take the tree, thank you :-)

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#12

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

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Joanne Palmer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm well doing this next time I make the bf his lunch hehe :D

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Liba Hrušková
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would work if it actually WAS the same sandwich. He used two so that's a bit smart artsy. 😉

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Celeste Spaniel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is the same sandwich. Some breads are wide, I have wide sliced bread all the time :)

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actually that's not halves. by half means has the equal size of area.

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#13

First World Anarchist

First World Anarchist

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#17

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

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#18

I Told My 5-Year-Old He Could Watch TV As Soon As He Ate Half Of His Hot Dog

I Told My 5-Year-Old He Could Watch TV As Soon As He Ate Half Of His Hot Dog

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#19

Do Not Remove This Seal

Do Not Remove This Seal

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#24

This Guy Driving An Electric Car

This Guy Driving An Electric Car

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Cameron Johnson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can make that on a calculator, just type 710 707, and turn it upside down

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#25

Sacarsm At The Office

Sacarsm At The Office

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#27

Ha Ha, Very Funny, Netflix

Ha Ha, Very Funny, Netflix

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#29

Stuck In Traffic And My Gps Decides It's A Good Time To Be A Smart Ass

Stuck In Traffic And My Gps Decides It's A Good Time To Be A Smart Ass

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#30

Smart Ass Answer Is Smart Ass

Smart Ass Answer Is Smart Ass

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#32

I Think My Dog Is Being A Smart Ass

I Think My Dog Is Being A Smart Ass

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Ronja Rövardotter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog whe she was a puppy did this to very similar book it was something like "How to train your dog. Turn it into fun." I am sure she did :-)

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#33

My Fortune Cookie Being A Smart Ass Today

My Fortune Cookie Being A Smart Ass Today

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Nadia Hamilton-Jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had one that said: "You will live a long life and eat many fortune cookies..."

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#36

Apparently I Was A Smartass Today

Apparently I Was A Smartass Today

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#38

Today I Learned Siri Is Quite Sarcastic

Today I Learned Siri Is Quite Sarcastic

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#39

What Happens When You Try To Remove Graffiti In Smart Ass LA

What Happens When You Try To Remove Graffiti In Smart Ass LA

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#40

What Happens When You Don't Want A Senior Quote

What Happens When You Don't Want A Senior Quote

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#41

Just My Smart Ass Coffee Mug, Helping Me Navigate Hump Day Incident Free

Just My Smart Ass Coffee Mug, Helping Me Navigate Hump Day Incident Free

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#42

Sorry To Tell You This, But...

Sorry To Tell You This, But...

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#43

Find The Colander

Find The Colander

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#46

My Girlfriend: The Smartass

My Girlfriend: The Smartass

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#47

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

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#48

Found This Smartass Knife Today

Found This Smartass Knife Today

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't SA so much as avoiding a lawsuit. No one thought coffee had to be labeled as "hot," but this is the time in which we live.

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#49

Smart Ass Security Phrase

Smart Ass Security Phrase

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#50

Smart Ass

Smart Ass

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