Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles, especially in a long term relationship. Couples will fight, that is a given, whether it is over household chores or visits from in-laws, but laughter and good-natured stupid jokes remain the best way to get through all of this without losing your cool.
The following list is a collection of conversations and moments from hilarious significant others who keep their partners laughing throughout everyday problems with their wit and antics. From hilarious jokes in text messages to weird quirks, these couples know how to appreciate the silliness of their significant other. Scroll down below to check out some hilariously funny jokes and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back
But doing something terribly stupid doesn't make the person themselves stupid. Bright folks constantly forget to put on their seatbelt, cross the street without looking both ways, or hit reply-all when they really meant to reply to one person. Why? According to Heather Butler, an assistant professor of psychology at California State University, it's because smart people aren't all that smart. In an article for Scientific American, Butler talks about the subject of why smart people behave foolishly by differentiating between intelligence and critical-thinking skills. She suggests that intelligence, which is often measured by IQ test scores, is largely unrelated to critical thinking, "a collection of cognitive skills that allow us to think rationally in a goal-oriented fashion and a disposition to use those skills when appropriate."
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Butler isn't the only one who believes this. University of Waterloo psychologist, Igor Grossmann, and his colleagues also argue that most intelligence tests fail to represent our real-world decision-making and ability to interact with others.
My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...
And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience
Another reason behind this issue could be arrogance. Smart people tend to think they are smarter (and better) than everyone. Professor Andre Spicer refers to this as the self-serving bias: "Not everyone can be above average — but we can all have the illusion that we are... We collect all the information we can find to prove ourselves right and ignore any information that proves us wrong. We feel good, but we overlook crucial facts. As a result, the smartest people ignore the intelligence of others so they make themselves feel smarter." Because of this, people might rationalize their mistakes to themselves, elevating their abilities and luck, and believe that they're somehow protected from misfortunes.
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Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For
This is actually a great place to keep them. As in not lost in the drawers.
I too was wondering why there is so many ice cube trays. I figured one would be enough but no they need 70 cubes a time
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This is the dating an idiot thread, not the I’m married to a genius one.
What? You don't keep your freezer bags in the freezer? It makes finding them a breeze. Especially when you're putting away the groceries. They're at hand when you need them!
Makes sense to me...especially if you've got three kids yelling at you and a husband that can't find his socks, shirt, pants, wallet or maybe the mustard!
No that's a logical place to put them so you can find them when you need them. My freezer wouldn't have room for this nonsense, but this doesn't fit this list like the rest.
The joke is on him. That's a great place to keep them because when you want to put things in the freezer you have the bags right there instead of lost in the drawers or pantry.
This might seem smart at first, until you go to use them, and realise they’re all stuck together.
I suppose it is better than when I put my purse in the refrigerator lol.
This shows intelligence to the max, really good idea if your kitchen is small! :-)
At least she will definitely know where they are, once she figures out what to do with them.... :)
Well, it does say freezer bags so where else would you put them !!
Well yeah, you have to chill them first to get them to work... :-D
You're wrong. There are probably treats in there shes hording for a rainy day!
Sounds reasonable...for a girl... Doesn't sound reasonable...for a guy
The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG
To her defence, sure probably thought that if it's listed, there would be some and so 0 mg would not make sense. I find it stupid to list ingredients that are not in the product ...
Silly Boyfriend
I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea
I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This
I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...
My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book
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My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts
My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down
Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent
Or maybe she is smarter than this idiot who wants to traumatize his own children...
My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure
My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"
Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee
He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.
Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”
My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm
I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means
Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt
My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car
I Swallowed Tweezers
My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'
My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...
My Wife Using An Outlet
My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards
When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally
Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music
In her defense, most guitarists don't know what music looks like either.
My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...
I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes
My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon
Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla
My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer
My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective
While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"
GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me
Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen
Good chargers (i.e. original Apple or Samsung) provide 2.1A with variable output to get the fastest charge on your device. These wall ones often provide straight 1A charge.
Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher
My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique
Tyler Duffy, shut the hell up. Gender has NOTHING to do with it. If all of those women were men, they would still be just as stupid. Just as many men can be incredibly dumb as well. Women are individual human beings too, we’re not a monolith.
Just don't underestimate the gender model role. I taught my oldest daughter how to change the plugs and the muffler in her car, and what all the parts were there for. Not your usual woman.
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I have had IQ tests that gave high scores. I also have ADD, which I think everyone has in varying degrees, with varying control possibilities. It was never a problem because I refused to be diverted from my tasks. I have no problem ignoring a ringing phone in my pocket. It's possible to train yourself. I was also middle-aged when I realized that when a person comes to you for advice on a problem he can't solve, he really wants you to ask questions so he can figure out what the problem is himself. Never taught that. And there are always connotations. It takes a lot of practice to get good at finding the ones that matter and don't expect to get good at it easily. I don't put electrical devices in closed areas if they can go on. Unless specifically designed for it. I turn off the water mains if I leave the house for extended periods. Think about what can go wrong - are you in that category? It can be taught . It can be formalized. But expect a lot of frustration.
He installed these specific outlets so that the phone charger, the usb part, could be plugged directly into the outlet without using the wall charger freeing up the spot for something else.
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I can see the humour in most of these stories. I dont like the inudendo that women are more prone to mistakes than men. I agree that both men and women of all ages make mistakes which are worthy of a laugh but the rude remarks rob us all of the potential humour. Knowledge is specific to what you have learnt directly or by association and experience as we all know is priceless. Let us keep the funny stories coming and keep the gender wars out of it as it spoils the recall moments.
to blugeaqua: calm down, just having fun and giving someone a chance to laugh and brighten their day. Don't you think?
"Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles" Umm... English not your first language?
Meh. Many of these are submitted by guys who think their specialist knowledge is universal and that their girlfriends or wives should have been born with that knowledge. Many tech nerds think tech things are obvious. They aren’t. I’d like to see some more submissions of tech dudes failing in the kitchen, where they think they don’t need to know things because “that’s for women”... or where they’re just lazy as s**t in complying with a request, just to stop being asked to do things they don’t want to do.
Why would you marry or date someone dumb? For me it's an insta turn off, I'll leave if my partner is stupid.
Are they? I thought those outlets looked like UK ones... 🤔
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Asked the girlfriend to make me four pieces of toast with jelly on one side and butter on the other. Jelly-and-...addc08.jpg 
I don’t see the issue. Did you want both sides of the bread covered? How would you pick it up?
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Dearest author, You have provided a lovely array of ANECDOTES ("a short amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person") but the context of your introduction suggests that you should have referred to humor being the best ANTIDOTE ("a medicine taken or given to counteract a particular poison") for a relationship. Hopefully, your significant other will understand that you are merely human, like the rest of us, and not use this as a chance to publicly shame you to make themselves feel superior.
"Blonde moments?" really? Even members of Mensa say that?
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Most of these people were probably just tired or distracted.
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People of both genders sometimes do stupid things. It’s a human characteristic.
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"Women are evil" backwards as a username. Wow. So not subtle. Speaking of fails...
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Tyler Duffy, shut the hell up. Gender has NOTHING to do with it. If all of those women were men, they would still be just as stupid. Just as many men can be incredibly dumb as well. Women are individual human beings too, we’re not a monolith.
Just don't underestimate the gender model role. I taught my oldest daughter how to change the plugs and the muffler in her car, and what all the parts were there for. Not your usual woman.
Load More Replies... I have had IQ tests that gave high scores. I also have ADD, which I think everyone has in varying degrees, with varying control possibilities. It was never a problem because I refused to be diverted from my tasks. I have no problem ignoring a ringing phone in my pocket. It's possible to train yourself. I was also middle-aged when I realized that when a person comes to you for advice on a problem he can't solve, he really wants you to ask questions so he can figure out what the problem is himself. Never taught that. And there are always connotations. It takes a lot of practice to get good at finding the ones that matter and don't expect to get good at it easily. I don't put electrical devices in closed areas if they can go on. Unless specifically designed for it. I turn off the water mains if I leave the house for extended periods. Think about what can go wrong - are you in that category? It can be taught . It can be formalized. But expect a lot of frustration.
He installed these specific outlets so that the phone charger, the usb part, could be plugged directly into the outlet without using the wall charger freeing up the spot for something else.
Load More Replies... I can see the humour in most of these stories. I dont like the inudendo that women are more prone to mistakes than men. I agree that both men and women of all ages make mistakes which are worthy of a laugh but the rude remarks rob us all of the potential humour. Knowledge is specific to what you have learnt directly or by association and experience as we all know is priceless. Let us keep the funny stories coming and keep the gender wars out of it as it spoils the recall moments.
to blugeaqua: calm down, just having fun and giving someone a chance to laugh and brighten their day. Don't you think?
"Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles" Umm... English not your first language?
Meh. Many of these are submitted by guys who think their specialist knowledge is universal and that their girlfriends or wives should have been born with that knowledge. Many tech nerds think tech things are obvious. They aren’t. I’d like to see some more submissions of tech dudes failing in the kitchen, where they think they don’t need to know things because “that’s for women”... or where they’re just lazy as s**t in complying with a request, just to stop being asked to do things they don’t want to do.
Why would you marry or date someone dumb? For me it's an insta turn off, I'll leave if my partner is stupid.
Are they? I thought those outlets looked like UK ones... 🤔
Load More Replies... Asked the girlfriend to make me four pieces of toast with jelly on one side and butter on the other. Jelly-and-...addc08.jpg
I don’t see the issue. Did you want both sides of the bread covered? How would you pick it up?
Load More Replies... Dearest author, You have provided a lovely array of ANECDOTES ("a short amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person") but the context of your introduction suggests that you should have referred to humor being the best ANTIDOTE ("a medicine taken or given to counteract a particular poison") for a relationship. Hopefully, your significant other will understand that you are merely human, like the rest of us, and not use this as a chance to publicly shame you to make themselves feel superior.
"Blonde moments?" really? Even members of Mensa say that?
Load More Replies... Most of these people were probably just tired or distracted.
Load More Replies... People of both genders sometimes do stupid things. It’s a human characteristic.
Load More Replies... "Women are evil" backwards as a username. Wow. So not subtle. Speaking of fails...
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