Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles, especially in a long term relationship. Couples will fight, that is a given, whether it is over household chores or visits from in-laws, but laughter and good-natured stupid jokes remain the best way to get through all of this without losing your cool.
The following list is a collection of conversations and moments from hilarious significant others who keep their partners laughing throughout everyday problems with their wit and antics. From hilarious jokes in text messages to weird quirks, these couples know how to appreciate the silliness of their significant other. Scroll down below to check out some hilariously funny jokes and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back
But doing something terribly stupid doesn't make the person themselves stupid. Bright folks constantly forget to put on their seatbelt, cross the street without looking both ways, or hit reply-all when they really meant to reply to one person. Why? According to Heather Butler, an assistant professor of psychology at California State University, it's because smart people aren't all that smart. In an article for Scientific American, Butler talks about the subject of why smart people behave foolishly by differentiating between intelligence and critical-thinking skills. She suggests that intelligence, which is often measured by IQ test scores, is largely unrelated to critical thinking, "a collection of cognitive skills that allow us to think rationally in a goal-oriented fashion and a disposition to use those skills when appropriate."
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Butler isn't the only one who believes this. University of Waterloo psychologist, Igor Grossmann, and his colleagues also argue that most intelligence tests fail to represent our real-world decision-making and ability to interact with others.
My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...
And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience
Another reason behind this issue could be arrogance. Smart people tend to think they are smarter (and better) than everyone. Professor Andre Spicer refers to this as the self-serving bias: "Not everyone can be above average — but we can all have the illusion that we are... We collect all the information we can find to prove ourselves right and ignore any information that proves us wrong. We feel good, but we overlook crucial facts. As a result, the smartest people ignore the intelligence of others so they make themselves feel smarter." Because of this, people might rationalize their mistakes to themselves, elevating their abilities and luck, and believe that they're somehow protected from misfortunes.
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Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For
The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG
To her defence, sure probably thought that if it's listed, there would be some and so 0 mg would not make sense. I find it stupid to list ingredients that are not in the product ...
Silly Boyfriend
I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea
I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This
I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...
Leave her there until it dried. Hand her sandwich and a bottle of water and head to the pub.
How exactly is he going to hand her anything?
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My Friend when I was in school lived in a house with a basement with a wooden floor. One saturday her father was tasked by her mother to varnish it. He wasn't best pleased as he wanted to watch the football. But he went down and began his work. He literally painted himself into a corner. But in that corner he had in it garden chair, a cool bag and a radio. He sat in the chair cracked open a beer and listened to the football commentary on the radio and he had to stay there as he was surrounded by wet varnish. It got him out of other chores for the rest of the afternoon. He even had it so he was sitting under a window so my friend could pass him snacks through it .
Don't believe it. First off, why would you varnish a floor by hand without protective gloves?
Agree completely. Zoom in. The woman is laughing her a*s off.
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I honestly think the back of her is already dry and this photo was taken for the effect...
I've ended up in this same predicament more than once while mopping the floor....
This isn't as bad as it looks. Boiled linseed oil doesn't take very long to "dry" as it is an oil-finish which just soaks into the wood. There might be some irregularities from stepping through it, but those will disappear with the second coat. It's not like polyurethane where it really does take 8-hours to dry.
Floor looks great, but she obviously isn’t the sharpest crayon in the box.
So now I'm wondering where the person taking the photo is standing.
Reminds of an episode of Income Property where a couple watched the guys putting a new cement floor in their basement, while they stood in an area of the basement where the cement wasn’t going, but the cement was in the area where the basement stairs were. Scott gave them some funny looks, like he was expecting them to realize that they should move before they got stuck, but they didn’t. When the cement was done, Scott asked them how they planned to get out! They had to climb out a basement window! lol
Looks lovely, she'll have to stand on tippy-toe till it's dry !!
I would do this. You could pretend you were Robinson Crusoe and make a mini blanket fort til it dried.
looks like vice versa: white colour poured onto the floor and she has to clean it XD
With your Batman grappling gun, fire it across to the opposite wall. Then, once it is securely anchored in the plaster/drywall, jury rig a little pulley/gondola system to ferry the necessities of life across to her. Might involve Buddha position for sleep though---oh, and a bucket--and some a*s-wipe.
Just take out your pokeballs, summon charzard (hopefully he knows the move fly) and he'll fly her back
I'm sitting on my windowsill for the sixt hour, smoking and watching it rain outside. "Depression?" You will ask. No, just started to paint my floor from the doors.
This can't be real, I'd straight up divorce someone this dumb, that's dangerously stupid.
I have seen this picture posted by others and used websites far and wide. If it was truly his wife I hope he is getting paid.
My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book
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My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts
My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down
Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent
Or maybe she is smarter than this idiot who wants to traumatize his own children...
My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure
My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"
Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee
He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.
Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”
My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm
I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means
Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt
My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car
I Swallowed Tweezers
My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'
My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...
My Wife Using An Outlet
My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards
When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally
Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music
In her defense, most guitarists don't know what music looks like either.
My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...
I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes
My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon
Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla
My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer
My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective
While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"
GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me
Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen
Good chargers (i.e. original Apple or Samsung) provide 2.1A with variable output to get the fastest charge on your device. These wall ones often provide straight 1A charge.
Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher
My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique
Tyler Duffy, shut the hell up. Gender has NOTHING to do with it. If all of those women were men, they would still be just as stupid. Just as many men can be incredibly dumb as well. Women are individual human beings too, we’re not a monolith.
Just don't underestimate the gender model role. I taught my oldest daughter how to change the plugs and the muffler in her car, and what all the parts were there for. Not your usual woman.
Load More Replies... I have had IQ tests that gave high scores. I also have ADD, which I think everyone has in varying degrees, with varying control possibilities. It was never a problem because I refused to be diverted from my tasks. I have no problem ignoring a ringing phone in my pocket. It's possible to train yourself. I was also middle-aged when I realized that when a person comes to you for advice on a problem he can't solve, he really wants you to ask questions so he can figure out what the problem is himself. Never taught that. And there are always connotations. It takes a lot of practice to get good at finding the ones that matter and don't expect to get good at it easily. I don't put electrical devices in closed areas if they can go on. Unless specifically designed for it. I turn off the water mains if I leave the house for extended periods. Think about what can go wrong - are you in that category? It can be taught . It can be formalized. But expect a lot of frustration.
He installed these specific outlets so that the phone charger, the usb part, could be plugged directly into the outlet without using the wall charger freeing up the spot for something else.
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I can see the humour in most of these stories. I dont like the inudendo that women are more prone to mistakes than men. I agree that both men and women of all ages make mistakes which are worthy of a laugh but the rude remarks rob us all of the potential humour. Knowledge is specific to what you have learnt directly or by association and experience as we all know is priceless. Let us keep the funny stories coming and keep the gender wars out of it as it spoils the recall moments.
to blugeaqua: calm down, just having fun and giving someone a chance to laugh and brighten their day. Don't you think?
"Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles" Umm... English not your first language?
Meh. Many of these are submitted by guys who think their specialist knowledge is universal and that their girlfriends or wives should have been born with that knowledge. Many tech nerds think tech things are obvious. They aren’t. I’d like to see some more submissions of tech dudes failing in the kitchen, where they think they don’t need to know things because “that’s for women”... or where they’re just lazy as s**t in complying with a request, just to stop being asked to do things they don’t want to do.
Why would you marry or date someone dumb? For me it's an insta turn off, I'll leave if my partner is stupid.
Are they? I thought those outlets looked like UK ones... 🤔
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Asked the girlfriend to make me four pieces of toast with jelly on one side and butter on the other. Jelly-and-...addc08.jpg 
I don’t see the issue. Did you want both sides of the bread covered? How would you pick it up?
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Dearest author, You have provided a lovely array of ANECDOTES ("a short amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person") but the context of your introduction suggests that you should have referred to humor being the best ANTIDOTE ("a medicine taken or given to counteract a particular poison") for a relationship. Hopefully, your significant other will understand that you are merely human, like the rest of us, and not use this as a chance to publicly shame you to make themselves feel superior.
"Blonde moments?" really? Even members of Mensa say that?
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Most of these people were probably just tired or distracted.
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People of both genders sometimes do stupid things. It’s a human characteristic.
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"Women are evil" backwards as a username. Wow. So not subtle. Speaking of fails...
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Tyler Duffy, shut the hell up. Gender has NOTHING to do with it. If all of those women were men, they would still be just as stupid. Just as many men can be incredibly dumb as well. Women are individual human beings too, we’re not a monolith.
Just don't underestimate the gender model role. I taught my oldest daughter how to change the plugs and the muffler in her car, and what all the parts were there for. Not your usual woman.
Load More Replies... I have had IQ tests that gave high scores. I also have ADD, which I think everyone has in varying degrees, with varying control possibilities. It was never a problem because I refused to be diverted from my tasks. I have no problem ignoring a ringing phone in my pocket. It's possible to train yourself. I was also middle-aged when I realized that when a person comes to you for advice on a problem he can't solve, he really wants you to ask questions so he can figure out what the problem is himself. Never taught that. And there are always connotations. It takes a lot of practice to get good at finding the ones that matter and don't expect to get good at it easily. I don't put electrical devices in closed areas if they can go on. Unless specifically designed for it. I turn off the water mains if I leave the house for extended periods. Think about what can go wrong - are you in that category? It can be taught . It can be formalized. But expect a lot of frustration.
He installed these specific outlets so that the phone charger, the usb part, could be plugged directly into the outlet without using the wall charger freeing up the spot for something else.
Load More Replies... I can see the humour in most of these stories. I dont like the inudendo that women are more prone to mistakes than men. I agree that both men and women of all ages make mistakes which are worthy of a laugh but the rude remarks rob us all of the potential humour. Knowledge is specific to what you have learnt directly or by association and experience as we all know is priceless. Let us keep the funny stories coming and keep the gender wars out of it as it spoils the recall moments.
to blugeaqua: calm down, just having fun and giving someone a chance to laugh and brighten their day. Don't you think?
"Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles" Umm... English not your first language?
Meh. Many of these are submitted by guys who think their specialist knowledge is universal and that their girlfriends or wives should have been born with that knowledge. Many tech nerds think tech things are obvious. They aren’t. I’d like to see some more submissions of tech dudes failing in the kitchen, where they think they don’t need to know things because “that’s for women”... or where they’re just lazy as s**t in complying with a request, just to stop being asked to do things they don’t want to do.
Why would you marry or date someone dumb? For me it's an insta turn off, I'll leave if my partner is stupid.
Are they? I thought those outlets looked like UK ones... 🤔
Load More Replies... Asked the girlfriend to make me four pieces of toast with jelly on one side and butter on the other. Jelly-and-...addc08.jpg
I don’t see the issue. Did you want both sides of the bread covered? How would you pick it up?
Load More Replies... Dearest author, You have provided a lovely array of ANECDOTES ("a short amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person") but the context of your introduction suggests that you should have referred to humor being the best ANTIDOTE ("a medicine taken or given to counteract a particular poison") for a relationship. Hopefully, your significant other will understand that you are merely human, like the rest of us, and not use this as a chance to publicly shame you to make themselves feel superior.
"Blonde moments?" really? Even members of Mensa say that?
Load More Replies... Most of these people were probably just tired or distracted.
Load More Replies... People of both genders sometimes do stupid things. It’s a human characteristic.
Load More Replies... "Women are evil" backwards as a username. Wow. So not subtle. Speaking of fails...
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