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Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles, especially in a long term relationship. Couples will fight, that is a given, whether it is over household chores or visits from in-laws, but laughter and good-natured stupid jokes remain the best way to get through all of this without losing your cool.

The following list is a collection of conversations and moments from hilarious significant others who keep their partners laughing throughout everyday problems with their wit and antics. From hilarious jokes in text messages to weird quirks, these couples know how to appreciate the silliness of their significant other. Scroll down below to check out some hilariously funny jokes and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back

Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back

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But doing something terribly stupid doesn't make the person themselves stupid. Bright folks constantly forget to put on their seatbelt, cross the street without looking both ways, or hit reply-all when they really meant to reply to one person. Why? According to Heather Butler, an assistant professor of psychology at California State University, it's because smart people aren't all that smart. In an article for Scientific American, Butler talks about the subject of why smart people behave foolishly by differentiating between intelligence and critical-thinking skills. She suggests that intelligence, which is often measured by IQ test scores, is largely unrelated to critical thinking, "a collection of cognitive skills that allow us to think rationally in a goal-oriented fashion and a disposition to use those skills when appropriate."

Butler isn't the only one who believes this. University of Waterloo psychologist, Igor Grossmann, and his colleagues also argue that most intelligence tests fail to represent our real-world decision-making and ability to interact with others.

#3

My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...

My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...

And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience 

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Another reason behind this issue could be arrogance. Smart people tend to think they are smarter (and better) than everyone. Professor Andre Spicer refers to this as the self-serving bias: "Not everyone can be above average — but we can all have the illusion that we are... We collect all the information we can find to prove ourselves right and ignore any information that proves us wrong. We feel good, but we overlook crucial facts. As a result, the smartest people ignore the intelligence of others so they make themselves feel smarter." Because of this, people might rationalize their mistakes to themselves, elevating their abilities and luck, and believe that they're somehow protected from misfortunes.

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#5

Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

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Max L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you're dating my mother and you know nothing about me.

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#6

The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG

The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To her defence, sure probably thought that if it's listed, there would be some and so 0 mg would not make sense. I find it stupid to list ingredients that are not in the product ...

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#7

Silly Boyfriend

Silly Boyfriend

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#8

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#9

My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea

My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom did the same, she bought a phone case with "pretty leaves" on it

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#10

I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This

I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This

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#11

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...

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Max L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave her there until it dried. Hand her sandwich and a bottle of water and head to the pub.

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#12

My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book

My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book

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#14

My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts

My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts

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#15

My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down

My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down

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#16

Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent

Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe she is smarter than this idiot who wants to traumatize his own children...

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#17

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure

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#18

My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"

My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"

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#19

Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee

Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee

He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.

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#20

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that it has "0% bleach" on it makes this so much better.

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#21

My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm

My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm

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Catherine Eugenio
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually smart. This way she can control how long she sleeps for and her sleep cycles. Makes it easier to wake up and your body will function a lot better

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Poppy Petal
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So always she wakes up at night she already knows how long she still has to go!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when you look at it in the middle of the night you can see the sleep you're missing in seconds

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Emilie Harvey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dumb or kind of brilliant in that you're dictating the amount of sleep you want to get?!

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you don't have to worry about whether it's set or not. With a timer, you can actually see the time counting down. It's kind of brilliant actually. There's been days my alarm didn't go off even though I thought I set it. This way it'd be sure to go off.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

iOS has a bug where alarms fail to make noise. https://iphone.appleinsider.com/articles/19/07/14/are-your-iphone-or-apple-watch-alarms-not-going-off-heres-how-to-fix-it

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Den Star
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes I do that to, I wanna know how much time I have left to sleep, not what time it is.

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Benj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do I. If you don't always wake up at the same time, it works just fine. Or if your alarm is not noisy enough... lots of reasons.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if you don't have to wake up a certain time for some activity (school, work, whatever), why set an alarm/pseudo-alarm in the first place?

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Rae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that idea. I'm trying to change my sleep schedule to 6 hours a night.

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Beeps
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG genius! Why have I never thought of that one before?

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StonedPanda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know she posted a similar pick, saying my stupid boyfriend uses an alarm and not a timer!

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Abur Felix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is how I'm setting my alarm from today onwards. Genius!

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Justgail Jones
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you wake up in the night you can tell how many hours you have left 😏 makes sense to me.

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BingeFest1
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually might be more effective if you want to make sure you are getting the proper 7-9 hours of sleep

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brandon sat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but if it is set to go of after a certain period of time wouldn't you have to go to bed the same time every day that you had to work so you would wake up and not be late for work?

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Alican Gürkan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually i respected her. Timer does not have snooze button. She takes huge risk.

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E FourOFour
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing that she has never changed the ringtone from the default either

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Sergio Serg
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually genius. This is how it should be. Don't wake me up until I've had my full 8hrs!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you want to get up after sleeping the exact same time every day...

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AnnieLaurie Burke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not so psycho. I use the timer on my phone. It has a lot of advantages over setting an alarm, esp. if you just want a short nap. Maybe you are the dumb one....

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Mary Jaye
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she goes to bed at different times and it's just easier.

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Sue Clasen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not as healthy as the old system, but valid just the same.

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she like to wake up at different times on different mornings? A timer might be better than constantly resetting an alarm.

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Shannon Richards
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually a kitchen timer makes an excellent alarm clock! Been doing it for years. Just set it for 7 hours or whatever.

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ok, i have to leave this post. this is depressing, actually depressing, so is this why i am single, too smart? i hope all of these people have more endearing qualities. smh.

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#22

I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means

I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means

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#23

Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt

Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how you control her, you must have pressed the sleep button

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#24

My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car

My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car

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#25

I Swallowed Tweezers

I Swallowed Tweezers

My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'

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#26

My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...

My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...

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#28

My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards

My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards

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#29

When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally

When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally

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#30

Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music

Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music

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#31

My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...

My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...

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#32

I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes

I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes

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#33

My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon

My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon

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#35

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

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#36

My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective

My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective

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#37

While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"

While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"

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#38

GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me

GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me

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#39

Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen

Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good chargers (i.e. original Apple or Samsung) provide 2.1A with variable output to get the fastest charge on your device. These wall ones often provide straight 1A charge.

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#40

Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher

Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher

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#41

My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique

My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She just wants to text it. Simple and direct. Also lots of companies have policies about not using social media or personal e-mail with the company servers.

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