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Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles, especially in a long term relationship. Couples will fight, that is a given, whether it is over household chores or visits from in-laws, but laughter and good-natured stupid jokes remain the best way to get through all of this without losing your cool.

The following list is a collection of conversations and moments from hilarious significant others who keep their partners laughing throughout everyday problems with their wit and antics. From hilarious jokes in text messages to weird quirks, these couples know how to appreciate the silliness of their significant other. Scroll down below to check out some hilariously funny jokes and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back

Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back

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But doing something terribly stupid doesn't make the person themselves stupid. Bright folks constantly forget to put on their seatbelt, cross the street without looking both ways, or hit reply-all when they really meant to reply to one person. Why? According to Heather Butler, an assistant professor of psychology at California State University, it's because smart people aren't all that smart. In an article for Scientific American, Butler talks about the subject of why smart people behave foolishly by differentiating between intelligence and critical-thinking skills. She suggests that intelligence, which is often measured by IQ test scores, is largely unrelated to critical thinking, "a collection of cognitive skills that allow us to think rationally in a goal-oriented fashion and a disposition to use those skills when appropriate."

Butler isn't the only one who believes this. University of Waterloo psychologist, Igor Grossmann, and his colleagues also argue that most intelligence tests fail to represent our real-world decision-making and ability to interact with others.

#3

My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...

My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...

And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience 

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Another reason behind this issue could be arrogance. Smart people tend to think they are smarter (and better) than everyone. Professor Andre Spicer refers to this as the self-serving bias: "Not everyone can be above average — but we can all have the illusion that we are... We collect all the information we can find to prove ourselves right and ignore any information that proves us wrong. We feel good, but we overlook crucial facts. As a result, the smartest people ignore the intelligence of others so they make themselves feel smarter." Because of this, people might rationalize their mistakes to themselves, elevating their abilities and luck, and believe that they're somehow protected from misfortunes.

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#5

Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

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Max L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you're dating my mother and you know nothing about me.

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#6

The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG

The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG

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kurisutofu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To her defence, sure probably thought that if it's listed, there would be some and so 0 mg would not make sense. I find it stupid to list ingredients that are not in the product ...

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#7

Silly Boyfriend

Silly Boyfriend

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#8

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#9

My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea

My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom did the same, she bought a phone case with "pretty leaves" on it

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#10

I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This

I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This

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#11

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...

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Max L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave her there until it dried. Hand her sandwich and a bottle of water and head to the pub.

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#12

My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book

My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book

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#14

My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts

My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts

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#15

My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down

My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down

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#16

Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent

Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe she is smarter than this idiot who wants to traumatize his own children...

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#17

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure

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#18

My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"

My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"

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#19

Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee

Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee

He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the cat's name Dog? Because that would make sense.

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TheExtremeSmell
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Animal jail they clearly did some crime. I remember my dog had a bad drug problem and stole my car and sold it. I was like this cage is gunna hurt me more than you. Sadly he joined a dog cage gang and came out worse than he went in

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jenjie.newt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The amazing part is getting a cat inside a box without serious injury. Though I guess the Dilaudid would help with that

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Nami Tantrum
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

plus being on stong opioids makes it even more incredible that he actually managed that in the first place with or without injuries

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Shinigami Duk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know if it's the lighting or the camera but the cat's rainbow eyes look really cool :3

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Fixin'Ta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm upvoting this one just because she spelled Dilaudid right.

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kitty is gonna smother her bf in his sleep... not only did it get locked up but it was also mistaken for a dog.... which also begs the question what the hell kind of dog do they have??

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Leisa Farrow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor guy. Poor kitty. And shame on you for asking him to do anything while he's on Dilaudid for a kidney stone.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t about stupidity. It’s about being drugged.

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Lisa Hertzel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do NOT marry this man! You could live in harmony, but if his stupidity increases, not legalities!

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Ceri Mcclellan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put away your dog? Should be a companion animal not some household object.. Why locked in a cage overnight too?

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okpkpkp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a shot of Dilaudid and didn't know what building I was in.

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Janet Fox
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Small cage. Not enough room to even turn around. Pray God you don't keep your animals locked up all day and night like this.

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Tammy Ralph
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you put any animal in a cage? maybe he should put you in it and see how you like it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog needed a cage because he wasn't house trained, so at night we kept him in his cage at night so he wouldn't pee on everything. He ended up quite liking his cage and would often snooze in there during the day. That is until my cats caught wind of this comfy new bed, and they started sleeping in the cage.

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Lola Robison
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look at my eyes! Do I LOOK like I'm joking? Worse...do I LOOK like a darn dog?"

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Janice Seagraves
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the dog still outside and do you even have a cat? Though, I guess you do now.

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Lira Mai
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat: what the hell just happened last night? too much drinking.

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Katinka Min
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people put their animals in such tiny cages?? That is just depressing.

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#20

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

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Falcon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that it has "0% bleach" on it makes this so much better.

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#21

My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm

My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm

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#22

I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means

I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means

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#23

Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt

Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how you control her, you must have pressed the sleep button

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#24

My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car

My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car

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#25

I Swallowed Tweezers

I Swallowed Tweezers

My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'

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#26

My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...

My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...

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#28

My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards

My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards

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#29

When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally

When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally

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#30

Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music

Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music

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#31

My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...

My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...

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#32

I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes

I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes

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#33

My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon

My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon

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#35

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

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#36

My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective

My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective

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#37

While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"

While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"

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#38

GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me

GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me

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#39

Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen

Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good chargers (i.e. original Apple or Samsung) provide 2.1A with variable output to get the fastest charge on your device. These wall ones often provide straight 1A charge.

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#40

Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher

Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher

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#41

My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique

My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She just wants to text it. Simple and direct. Also lots of companies have policies about not using social media or personal e-mail with the company servers.

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