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Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.

If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!

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Present From A Cat

Present From A Cat

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least you know where she picked up her lack of imagination, right?

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Very Wholesome Intentions

Very Wholesome Intentions

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So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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#5

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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#6

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

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#7

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

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#8

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly, it is hard to believe that these bloody, frustrating plastic packages are not replaced by paper-ones for good!

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My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...this lack of education is not embarassing, it is frightening.

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Breast Feeding

Breast Feeding

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Jespren Ray
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess he skipped the whole 'humans are mammals' part of 1st grade.

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Sherry Straus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 8 months pregnant with my 3 a co worker, a mother of 2 herself, said in front of 6 other female co workers when they asked if I was going to nurse, that only pedophiles would breastfeed!!????? You cannot even imagine the looks we all gave not to mention what I said to her.

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Judit Pál
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am pretty sure these highly educated people voted for Trump.

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Tracey Martens
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, can we get through ONE POST without you Americans sounding off about your politics? You look like a bunch of pathetic whiners to the rest of the world.

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Ana Sullivan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is seriously upsetting. I don't enjoy people that broken.

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Rin Rin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do people this stupid exist? How, just how did they survive to adulthood?

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I.... I feel sorry for him. Just how detached of the world do you have to be for something like that? I wonder what his mother would say....

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Zori the degu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are some people who are dumb and agree they are dumb. But there are few of them. Most idiots are such idiots they don't realize they are idiots.

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AmStick
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do people think babies have survived? Where 'wet nurses' just wet? Bwahaha!

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Fairleas Mian
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can only imagine the conversation he later had with his mother. "Yeah, mom, that girl was a CHILD MOLESTER! What kind of sicko would stick a boob in a baby's mouth!”

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Christopher Lamke
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She dodged a bullet by finding that out in just a month. He was probably defensive about not knowing something so fundamental, but between not knowing that and calling you her a child molester, she was lucky to find out enough to leave him before things got more serious.

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Hemrich Gundesalf
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this case, the guy is not precisely an idiot, but rather the victim of other idiots (his parents, mostly).

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Brian Mitchell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must have been forced to be kept in the shed with he crazy cousin Kral.

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Emily
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have split opinions about this. On one hand, I think this man is ignorant and either was not breastfed or was and doesn't remember, because it was a while ago, obviously, and maybe his mom never mentioned it to him because it might not be something she felt comfortable talking about to her now adult son. On the other hand, I think women should be able to decide whether they want to breastfeed or not and have that respected. His definition of a child molester needs rethinking too. Maybe the women he knows did breastfeed and he just didn't know about it because he clearly doesn't talk about women's bodies with the right information. It's not necessarily something moms constantly talk about, once the child is no longer being breastfed anymore. I don't understand how he would think it was just a way to hold the baby while bottle feeding them. Breast is in the name, FFS!

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Bora Berlinger
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Je to sice z clanku "jak poznate, ze chodite s idiotem", ale tuten pan ma preci pravdu, zejo

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Nuf Hulster
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so sad.. that this is happening in 2017.. evolved my a*s :(

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Harri
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ridiculous. At least kids get a better education nowadays then they ever did

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woodbehr
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have really freaked him out and asked him why he had nipples!

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Ez Poschman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A conservative evangelist. These people are allowed to vote, too!

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Probably wouldn't have escalated to that level if she hadn't started the name calling. Just sayin'.

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#13

Is That Earth?

Is That Earth?

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#15

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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Organ Donor

Organ Donor

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Virginia Gould
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what happens when you use Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" as an educational film...

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#18

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

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Doctors And Nurses

Doctors And Nurses

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Jacob Croft
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

C**p. I'm a nurse so I must be a woman. Don't know I'm going to break the bad news to my penis...

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#22

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

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#23

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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#25

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

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#26

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

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#29

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

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#31

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

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#32

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

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#33

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"But that's where they always are when you bake them and I come home!"

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Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

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#35

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

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#37

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

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#38

Be Careful What You Clean

Be Careful What You Clean

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#39

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

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#40

WWI

WWI

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask that on the street, and 1/3 of people will give you similar responses. The same people that think Germany is ruled by Hitler, Africans are all cannibals, and China has an emperor.

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#42

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

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Susanna Vesna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know much about Pink Floyd..Apart from that it was some 70-80s band? I would think about Physics too..

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#43

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are deceptive about this, then what else are you guilty of doing?

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#44

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

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Jeanne Deaux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must admit I love her in these clothes. It shows all her smotth baby fat and makes you want to poke her.

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Optional Stop

Optional Stop

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Heather
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how did she pass the written test?Or is this a question she got wrong,but still answered the others correctly?Things that make u go hmmm

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#46

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

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#47

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

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#48

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

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#49

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mmmmm..I have my doubts that he doesn't know what a microwave is. Sounds like he doesn't want to be asked to do simple tasks.

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Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

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#51

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

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I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

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#53

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

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#54

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

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#55

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

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#56

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that dumb - if you don't drink beer, why would you know about hops? And they look similar.

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#57

I Told My Husband To Buy Some Tortillas

I Told My Husband To Buy Some Tortillas

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brandon sat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so put them in the freezer and if you want some, just sit them out on the counter and they will be thawed out in a couple of hrs.

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Raspberries And Blueberries

Raspberries And Blueberries

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I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This

I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This

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Do You Think I'm Stupid? The Wife Asked

Do You Think I'm Stupid? The Wife Asked

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Jeanne Deaux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupid because she put 1 battery the wrong way? No, she is definitely not, she just needs to pay more attention to what she does.

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#61

Wife Asked Me To Drive Her Car To Work And Check The Air In The Tires Because The Light Came On "The Other Day"

Wife Asked Me To Drive Her Car To Work And Check The Air In The Tires Because The Light Came On "The Other Day"

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Jyri Hakola
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She made you fill the tank and pay for the gas and you say she's the stupid one... ;)

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#63

Asked My Girlfriend To Put The Hummus In A Tupperwear Container, This Is Not What I Meant

Asked My Girlfriend To Put The Hummus In A Tupperwear Container, This Is Not What I Meant

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#64

God Bless My Girlfriend. She Is Trying

God Bless My Girlfriend. She Is Trying

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Sarah Silverstone
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever. So she used the outlet plug instead of directly plugging into the USB port. So what? Both work to charge the phone.

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Rolling Food

Rolling Food

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, what? How do you get food INSIDE a rolling pin? What kind of crazy rolling pins do you have?

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#66

I Wish My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Afraid Of Heights Before Going On The Ferris Wheel

I Wish My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Afraid Of Heights Before Going On The Ferris Wheel

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

O.o I'm not sure that him taking a picture of her in her terror and saying "look how I dated a dumb person" is the right way to go here. Maybe she wanted to impress him? Sure it was not smart, but he's a jerk.

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Fire Near My Town Forced Us To Evacuate. I Asked My Girlfriend To Grab My External Hard Drive Since I Was At Work. She Brought Me These. At Least She Tried

Fire Near My Town Forced Us To Evacuate. I Asked My Girlfriend To Grab My External Hard Drive Since I Was At Work. She Brought Me These. At Least She Tried

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#68

I Asked My Husband To Get Some Last-Minute Daycare Supplies. This Is What Happened

I Asked My Husband To Get Some Last-Minute Daycare Supplies. This Is What Happened

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