Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.

If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!

#1

Present From A Cat

Present From A Cat

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, at least you know where she picked up her lack of imagination, right?

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#2

Very Wholesome Intentions

Very Wholesome Intentions

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL just give him an A for effort, he tried!

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#3

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow ... just .... wow

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#4

Moon And Sun

Moon And Sun

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Jespren Ray
Community Member
4 years ago

2nd grade??? Isn't this more of a 3 year old thing?

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#5

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

"hi dear, meet the thermometer"

Pepper
Community Member
4 years ago

"meat" the thermometer*

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Virgil Blue
Community Member
4 years ago

"How to tell if your boyfriend might be a cannibal in one easy lesson."

Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

That's just wrong. It's a shame that many guys treat women like that.

Helping Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I know, right? She's just a piece of meat to him!! LOL

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

He probably thought it was a rectal thermometer *blank stares*

Ann Coffman
Community Member
4 years ago

That makes this all SOOOO much worse! (must erase mental picture NOW!!!)

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Jan Fabián
Community Member
4 years ago

If you are brave enough....

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

where he try to put it?

Louise Chiffonade Brescia
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess he figured for all intents and purposes, you're meat.

Tina Mercado
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah! If he thinks you're meat, this would be your thermometer!

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Mark Kelly
Community Member
4 years ago

Aren't humans also just a piece of meat?

Diana Lazar
Community Member
4 years ago

Auch, you must have upset him.

Tony Formica
Community Member
4 years ago

omg rotflol I love him

Jessica Stohr
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe he did it on purpose so she wouldn't ask him to run errands for her again in the future! XD

Caramba Carajo
Community Member
4 years ago

This is actually brilliant.

Hiruya
Community Member
4 years ago

It works.... Kind of

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
Community Member
4 years ago

Well... if you place it right, it could work... I guess?

Anthony Canepa
Community Member
4 years ago

sooo, in the ass or just stab it into the belly?

Thore Rehbach
Community Member
4 years ago

Into the ear of course.

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Edwin Brodley
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg lol

未周 陸
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Either MEET the thermometer ... Or, You are the MEAT in his eyes?!

K Archie
Community Member
2 years ago

Well it's a thermometer

Raymond Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

That actually works, above twice body temperature LOL

Ian Bodey
Community Member
4 years ago

hi dear, meat the thermometer

Gillian Black
Community Member
4 years ago

well he tried .

Valerie Treichel
Community Member
4 years ago

Good thing he was only your boyfriend

Rj Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Pretty sure that will still work. Let's not get all full of ourselves here.

Randy Ratliff
Community Member
4 years ago

Put a fork in it.

Bird
Community Member
4 years ago

Isnt' that the one you stick in your butt?

Lu Pick
Community Member
4 years ago

You're just meat to him :'D

Chloe Desmond
Community Member
4 years ago

😂

David McIntyre
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm more than just a piece of meat!"

Joseph A. Ruel
Community Member
4 years ago

seems legit

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
4 years ago

Was he going to stick it where the sun don't shine !!

Maureen Rouse
Community Member
4 years ago

SMH.....just smh

Mary Ciulla
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope that wasn't meant to be a rectal thermometer!

Tamara Keegan
Community Member
4 years ago

Uhm, honey I don't have a rump roast!!!

Potatos r cool
Community Member
4 years ago

O wow

Alexis Alexandra
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, let's hope he has a quirky sense of humor and isn't just a dumbass.

endelbendel
Community Member
4 years ago

You get what you ask for.

Celental Midnight
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe he was trying o help you feel better?? Laughter is the best medicine!

Monica Siciliano
Community Member
4 years ago

maybe she's engaged with Hannibal Lecter....

Summer Geiser
Community Member
4 years ago

Here ....you show me how it works first? On you?

J Browne
Community Member
4 years ago

No that's just guys not paying attention... ;)

rick hctep (Rick45)
Community Member
4 years ago

Would this still work if he stuck it in your backside ?.

bapriga
Community Member
4 years ago

Does it help to know that coroners use similar thermometers to measure the temperature of the liver to determine time of death. Not sure if that would make her feel too good. :-) (Those thermometers aren't as crude though) lol

Deneille Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

ROFL

Maria Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahaha.

Brian Knapp
Community Member
4 years ago

lol.

Deborah McLaughlin
Community Member
4 years ago

ouch

Thomas Meyer
Community Member
4 years ago

BUT IT IS A THERMOMETER.

Emma Thomas
Community Member
4 years ago

Stick it up his ass! Lol

Kim Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Supposed to go in the meaty part of the thigh..

Blanca Rodriguez
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe it was a joke, I can't believe that was for real, or was it?

Haniza Rahmat
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha

Violet Oliveira
Community Member
4 years ago

in his defense, you are just meat...to Hannibal Lecter!

Jack Arc
Community Member
4 years ago

This is called: An overdose of intelligence...

Brian Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that the anal meat thermometer

DancingToMyself
Community Member
4 years ago

He's trying to tell you something.

Ildiko Okido
Community Member
4 years ago

So now I wonder, were you rare, medium or well done?

Missy Finley
Community Member
4 years ago

This whole dump makes me sad that people are so stupid. And a little scared...😱

Eby FAshn
Community Member
4 years ago

😂😂

jerry arnold (jdawgsworld)
Community Member
4 years ago

Your body temperature better not register on that...you'd be a hot child....in the city...*bows*

Lira Mai
Community Member
4 years ago

well, maybe he is planning to cook you.

Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

use it like an anal probe...

Jason Tan
Community Member
4 years ago

maybe he was planning to make you a nice steak to make you feel better!

Lila Launehase
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't want to know how he thought this would be used...

Artur Lalayan
Community Member
4 years ago

i wonder if this worked?

Moglin Sin
Community Member
4 years ago

This is actually punny. She is made of meat. and wants to see if she is hot.

Honolulu Storm
Community Member
4 years ago

Just stick this in your butt....

Margaret Buckley
Community Member
4 years ago

This one is the one that had me laugh the loudest!! It should be at the top of the list.

ldao
Community Member
4 years ago

Don't think that's an oral thermometer.

Tracy Baparam
Community Member
4 years ago

At least he tried.

Adam Wagner
Community Member
4 years ago

This one had to be an intentional joke.

Grell C.T.
Community Member
4 years ago

he's planning to eat you

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
4 years ago

Just stick that sucker in yer rump!

Bridget Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol should work!

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Nguyen Ngoc Kien
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you tell him you not feel well? He might think you are cooking and need that for cooking

Heather
Community Member
4 years ago

I think that's more being a jerk than an idiot.

Sue Z Q
Community Member
4 years ago

Treatment will be more painful than the illness.

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Is he thinking about being a proctologist?

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

So, now you know you are just meat to him!

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha, do I get downvoted for people assuming that _I_ consider women meat? Oh my god.

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#6

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

*facepalm*

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#7

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

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summare
Community Member
4 years ago

Seems legit to me

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#8

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Admittedly, it is hard to believe that these bloody, frustrating plastic packages are not replaced by paper-ones for good!

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#9

So Real

So Real

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

Keep it real guys.

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#10

North

North

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Definitely not the outdoor type, eh?

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#11

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow...this lack of education is not embarassing, it is frightening.

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#12

Breast Feeding

Breast Feeding

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Jespren Ray
Community Member
4 years ago

Guess he skipped the whole 'humans are mammals' part of 1st grade.

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#13

Is That Earth?

Is That Earth?

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Rafael Tiba
Community Member
4 years ago

nice, didn't know you martians had access to the internet

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#14

Noun

Noun

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Back to elementary school...

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#15

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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Alex K
Community Member
4 years ago

oh look. this again

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#16

Organ Donor

Organ Donor

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Virginia Gould
Community Member
4 years ago

That's what happens when you use Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" as an educational film...

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#17

Brown Cow

Brown Cow

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
4 years ago

How now brown cow?

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#18

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Fine.. I'll ask .. BUT WERE THEY GOOD!?

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#19

Doctors And Nurses

Doctors And Nurses

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Jacob Croft
Community Member
4 years ago

Crap. I'm a nurse so I must be a woman. Don't know I'm going to break the bad news to my penis...

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#20

Black And White Past

Black And White Past

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Sophie G
Community Member
4 years ago

the early past didn't even have sound

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#21

"Erect"

"Erect"

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Rafael Tiba
Community Member
4 years ago

This will be too hard to swallow.

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#22

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

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Stijn V.
Community Member
4 years ago

The avocado is stil usable.

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#23

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe they'll give him a job at dominos

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#24

I'm Dumb

I'm Dumb

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
4 years ago

Admitting is the first step to getting help!

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#25

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
4 years ago

Seeing a nice piece of meat getting murdered like this breaks my heart!

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#26

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
4 years ago

I love the reflection in his glasses :D At least it looks like she's sorry.

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#27

Plastic Plant

Plastic Plant

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Amanda Cariker
Community Member
4 years ago

Get her a real one! She might have a green thumb!

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#28

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

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Christina Jensen
Community Member
4 years ago

I have to ask.. what is it?

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#29

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

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Amanda Cariker
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe she just isn't very trusting.

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#30

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
Community Member
4 years ago

Stop eating crap cheese.

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#31

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

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Asia
Community Member
4 years ago

But it works, right? :)

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#32

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
4 years ago

It must be smoked salmon.

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#33

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
Community Member
4 years ago

"But that's where they always are when you bake them and I come home!"

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#34

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

perspective ;-)

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#35

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

"Overflow no mo"- grinning Husband

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#36

Wife's Chic Jeans

Wife's Chic Jeans

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Did you look sexy at least?

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#37

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

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Brian Knapp
Community Member
4 years ago

Now it is a reusable wipeable pad! Good for him! lol.

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#38

Be Careful What You Clean

Be Careful What You Clean

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This is why weapon laws make sense.

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#39

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Putting this on top of the washer is very ironic, too.

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#40

WWI

WWI

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Ask that on the street, and 1/3 of people will give you similar responses. The same people that think Germany is ruled by Hitler, Africans are all cannibals, and China has an emperor.

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#41

Anchorman

Anchorman

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V4vendetta14
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like a magnificent bastard! Ron-Burgan...31136f.jpg Ron-Burgandy-Punch-in-the-Ovary-58e6b8d31136f.jpg

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#42

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

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Susanna Vesna
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't know much about Pink Floyd..Apart from that it was some 70-80s band? I would think about Physics too..

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#43

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

If you are deceptive about this, then what else are you guilty of doing?

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#44

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

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Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
4 years ago

I must admit I love her in these clothes. It shows all her smotth baby fat and makes you want to poke her.

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#45

Optional Stop

Optional Stop

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Heather
Community Member
4 years ago

And how did she pass the written test?Or is this a question she got wrong,but still answered the others correctly?Things that make u go hmmm

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#46

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

This is the Perfect "Learning Moment". Think positive.

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#47

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Nailed it.

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#48

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

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Valentina Lattante
Community Member
4 years ago

she's freakishly strong though!

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#49

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

mmmmm..I have my doubts that he doesn't know what a microwave is. Sounds like he doesn't want to be asked to do simple tasks.

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#50

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

may be, cant say.. new bussiness are evolving everyday

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#51

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me