Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.
If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!
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Present From A Cat
Very Wholesome Intentions
So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock
I have done this, but you have to put the keys on a key-ring first, then you can just take one off first time you need to use the lock.
Exactly, this is what I do! She had the right idea, just not enough attention to detail!
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Not all is lost! When you throw this away make sure to put it in the metal recycling bin. Saving the environment one lock at a time.
One might even say she...no, no lock or key puns were found. Sorry.
I wouldn't say that makes her an idiot...Just not someone who thinks their decisions all the way through.
At work someone in the warehouse wrote the combination of the lock to the cage (where we stored AV equipment) on the wall next to the cage because he could never remember it...and yes, someone cracked the code and made off with everything...
maybe..... those keys will open another lock that locked up the keys for this lock?..... o wait...
That's a cheap luggage lock, just about anything inserted into the cylinder will open it.
Came here to say this! That looks like the cheap keys you get with a diary that "locks". The kind of diary that might be fuzzy and bought at Claire's Accessories in the 90s. Which look like they would not be very hard to pick. Not that I am condoning picking the lock on someone's diary!
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I guess u could still unlock it and then take the keys out and... nope, still an idiot
Did she lock herself in or out!, at least the keys will never get lost, or is she saying something like for eternity sounds like this relationship is under lock n key.
She should have put them on a key ring then locked the ring to the lock so the keys were actually removable
I think that this is modern art. It could be symbol of dead-end job or something. Or new way to say 'open box, crowbar is inside'... It's perfect show of being stuck. And sure, you may go somewhere and get a key done based on those two. That would be symbol of breaking free. But for the original reason... better luck tomorrow.
A 5yr accidentally did this...I had just started dating mom...it was so heart-wrenching to see that child terrified...how the hell can a adult get so angry with a child's mistake? I cried and hugged her...it was a $5 lock!!! Mom and I split but I often wonder if she thought I was cool...but she finally did relax a little around me...another time I locked 1 key on the padlock...and lost the other one...that was a $20 lock...yep...that sux
Moon And Sun
I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work
My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant
I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"
This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable
So Real
North
My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn
Breast Feeding
Is That Earth?
Noun
I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me
Organ Donor
That's what happens when you use Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" as an educational film...
Brown Cow
Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats
Doctors And Nurses
C**p. I'm a nurse so I must be a woman. Don't know I'm going to break the bad news to my penis...
Black And White Past
"Erect"
I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills
My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster
I'm Dumb
My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.
Seeing a nice piece of meat getting murdered like this breaks my heart!
So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing
I love the reflection in his glasses :D At least it looks like she's sorry.
Plastic Plant
Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs
My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"
She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh
I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers
How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today
My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack
"But that's where they always are when you bake them and I come home!"
Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars
Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads
Wife's Chic Jeans
My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note
Be Careful What You Clean
So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This
Anchorman
My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"
I don't know much about Pink Floyd..Apart from that it was some 70-80s band? I would think about Physics too..
Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!
This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare
I must admit I love her in these clothes. It shows all her smotth baby fat and makes you want to poke her.
Optional Stop
I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes
My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself
Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This
I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There
Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"
Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me
I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe
I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific
Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time
My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four
My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good
Not that dumb - if you don't drink beer, why would you know about hops? And they look similar.
I Told My Husband To Buy Some Tortillas
so put them in the freezer and if you want some, just sit them out on the counter and they will be thawed out in a couple of hrs.
Raspberries And Blueberries
I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This
Do You Think I'm Stupid? The Wife Asked
Stupid because she put 1 battery the wrong way? No, she is definitely not, she just needs to pay more attention to what she does.
Wife Asked Me To Drive Her Car To Work And Check The Air In The Tires Because The Light Came On "The Other Day"
She made you fill the tank and pay for the gas and you say she's the stupid one... ;)
Girlfriend Asked Me To Sharpen Her Lipstick
Asked My Girlfriend To Put The Hummus In A Tupperwear Container, This Is Not What I Meant
God Bless My Girlfriend. She Is Trying
Whatever. So she used the outlet plug instead of directly plugging into the USB port. So what? Both work to charge the phone.
Rolling Food
I'm sorry, what? How do you get food INSIDE a rolling pin? What kind of crazy rolling pins do you have?
I Wish My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Afraid Of Heights Before Going On The Ferris Wheel
O.o I'm not sure that him taking a picture of her in her terror and saying "look how I dated a dumb person" is the right way to go here. Maybe she wanted to impress him? Sure it was not smart, but he's a jerk.
Fire Near My Town Forced Us To Evacuate. I Asked My Girlfriend To Grab My External Hard Drive Since I Was At Work. She Brought Me These. At Least She Tried
Have to be honest. I wouldn't know what an external hard drive looked like, either.
I Asked My Husband To Get Some Last-Minute Daycare Supplies. This Is What Happened
Wow...many of them are quite hillarious, but the lack of education is also quite frightening. No wonder so many people fall for fake news, astrology, esoteric therapies, homoeopathy etc.
To instantly dismiss something because it counters with your worldview is also ignorant in my opinion.
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Don't know in 43 she is right, Like she don't know about pink floyd but she know about light braking effect (or how it's called-non native english speaker) so I'm impressed
thank you , I was wondering whats wrong with this one :D not everyone have to know the look of Pink Floyd cd cover
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Those Poise pads rock for periods. I used one in an emergency and now they are all i use
I had a guy who was looking at the chicken breast I made for dinner. I asked what was the problem. He said he was just wondering about how chickens can breastfeed the chicks. Then the penny dropped..... Yeah. Another guy, I swear I don't always look for the dumbest ones. So this guy was squeamish about blood and internal stuff. So I did an "autopsy" on a chicken. In my country only the bowls were removed rest of the organs left in for gizzards and such. So, I did a regular Y incision on the chicken, opened it up like doing an autopsy, pointing out the organs. Showed him the stomach and told him how that worked in birds, the liver and the lungs. He looked at me and told me that birds have no lungs. I looked at him like WTF????? I told him yes they do, how else would they breathe, with gills????? He said no, the birds have air pockets in their wings, that's how they breathe......
People keep reacting to my comment or my reply (I don't remember) but when I click on the reports, they just get me to the page, not to my own comment. Can you somehow search for your own comment on the page?
I had no friggin clue what a Mars bar slice was..I had to look it up.
#61 the symbol for slack tire is on, it just happens to be on and out of gas. #71 I have never heard of a Mars bar slice either
Recipe called for 3/4 of a cup. My husband looked in the drawer at the measuring cups and then told me we didn't have a 3/4 cup one, only a 1/4. Siiiiiighhh...
I had no clue what a frigging Mars bar slice was...I had to look it up.
My son brought his then time girl friend to meet the family, we all lived rural, she was a townie. The farmer gives the sheep turnips to feed on, but as driving passed the fields she came out with "wow, I didn't know sheep layed turnips, that's cool" we thought she was joking to which she become offended !!😲
Most of these are people just doing things for the first time and the asshats nearby with a camera. More often it's the photographer being the idiot knowing only slightly more than the person they are making fun of.
My husband and I are both enigmas... We can go for hours having conversations about Tardigrades, ethics, scientific news, etc... The same man who thought he could bleach a nosebleed off of blue jeans... The same wife who was certain a cougar was trying to break into the house (in the country) and eat the cat... It was a chicken.
A former GF argued vehemently that the sun was THE SUN and not a star, also that EARTH was different from a planet. I asked why and she said people have not got there yet so they can't be like earth with 'trees and rivers and things'. She was very pretty, so it lasted a bit longer.
#61... the check tyre pressure light IS on?? I realise the fuel light is also on, but dude. you're the idiot
When the photos from the Hubble telescope were first made public, I excitedly showed my wife. She began to cry. She genuinely believed that all the galaxies were lined up together side by side in little squares. It also upset her that I could not point out Libra.
I remember a friend telling me that her mom and her mom's friend came to visit her in California. While they were taking a scenic drive along highway 1, her mom asks her friend "now do you think that is the Atlantic or the Pacific?". She is educated but just wasn't thinking. Still chuckle.
I've done #31 because of a lack of anything else to store food in or cover food with.
One of my girlfriends was so stupid, guys in her past told her that semen made her teeth whiter.
My first boyfriend was kind of sheltered and stayed in his room a lot. One night, he was at my house having dinner with my parents and I. We
No joke, I get #65. I've never been afraid of heights, but had a full-blown panic attack on the London Eye. My mom thought it was hilarious. I thought our class coffin pod was going to detach and we were going to plummet to our death.
The 1st on about the cat. The guy wasn't ab udiot just misunderstood and she was shallow and heartless to bring up presents infront of her parents maybe he didnt have much to give. The old saying in true "it's the thought that counts"
once a girl i've beed seeing and for some reason i connected my smarphone to the tv and she touched the icon on tv beacuse she thought it became a touch screen tv. it didnt last much longer
Knew someone who drove around the whole winter (mid-west) with the heater off to "save gas".
I would not say that lack of education and dumbness are the same thing. And a lack of education on own choice, i.e. due to laziness or ignorance is an invitation to be ridiculed!
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Wow...many of them are quite hillarious, but the lack of education is also quite frightening. No wonder so many people fall for fake news, astrology, esoteric therapies, homoeopathy etc.
To instantly dismiss something because it counters with your worldview is also ignorant in my opinion.
Load More Replies... Don't know in 43 she is right, Like she don't know about pink floyd but she know about light braking effect (or how it's called-non native english speaker) so I'm impressed
thank you , I was wondering whats wrong with this one :D not everyone have to know the look of Pink Floyd cd cover
Load More Replies... Those Poise pads rock for periods. I used one in an emergency and now they are all i use
I had a guy who was looking at the chicken breast I made for dinner. I asked what was the problem. He said he was just wondering about how chickens can breastfeed the chicks. Then the penny dropped..... Yeah. Another guy, I swear I don't always look for the dumbest ones. So this guy was squeamish about blood and internal stuff. So I did an "autopsy" on a chicken. In my country only the bowls were removed rest of the organs left in for gizzards and such. So, I did a regular Y incision on the chicken, opened it up like doing an autopsy, pointing out the organs. Showed him the stomach and told him how that worked in birds, the liver and the lungs. He looked at me and told me that birds have no lungs. I looked at him like WTF????? I told him yes they do, how else would they breathe, with gills????? He said no, the birds have air pockets in their wings, that's how they breathe......
People keep reacting to my comment or my reply (I don't remember) but when I click on the reports, they just get me to the page, not to my own comment. Can you somehow search for your own comment on the page?
I had no friggin clue what a Mars bar slice was..I had to look it up.
#61 the symbol for slack tire is on, it just happens to be on and out of gas. #71 I have never heard of a Mars bar slice either
Recipe called for 3/4 of a cup. My husband looked in the drawer at the measuring cups and then told me we didn't have a 3/4 cup one, only a 1/4. Siiiiiighhh...
I had no clue what a frigging Mars bar slice was...I had to look it up.
My son brought his then time girl friend to meet the family, we all lived rural, she was a townie. The farmer gives the sheep turnips to feed on, but as driving passed the fields she came out with "wow, I didn't know sheep layed turnips, that's cool" we thought she was joking to which she become offended !!😲
Most of these are people just doing things for the first time and the asshats nearby with a camera. More often it's the photographer being the idiot knowing only slightly more than the person they are making fun of.
My husband and I are both enigmas... We can go for hours having conversations about Tardigrades, ethics, scientific news, etc... The same man who thought he could bleach a nosebleed off of blue jeans... The same wife who was certain a cougar was trying to break into the house (in the country) and eat the cat... It was a chicken.
A former GF argued vehemently that the sun was THE SUN and not a star, also that EARTH was different from a planet. I asked why and she said people have not got there yet so they can't be like earth with 'trees and rivers and things'. She was very pretty, so it lasted a bit longer.
#61... the check tyre pressure light IS on?? I realise the fuel light is also on, but dude. you're the idiot
When the photos from the Hubble telescope were first made public, I excitedly showed my wife. She began to cry. She genuinely believed that all the galaxies were lined up together side by side in little squares. It also upset her that I could not point out Libra.
I remember a friend telling me that her mom and her mom's friend came to visit her in California. While they were taking a scenic drive along highway 1, her mom asks her friend "now do you think that is the Atlantic or the Pacific?". She is educated but just wasn't thinking. Still chuckle.
I've done #31 because of a lack of anything else to store food in or cover food with.
One of my girlfriends was so stupid, guys in her past told her that semen made her teeth whiter.
My first boyfriend was kind of sheltered and stayed in his room a lot. One night, he was at my house having dinner with my parents and I. We
No joke, I get #65. I've never been afraid of heights, but had a full-blown panic attack on the London Eye. My mom thought it was hilarious. I thought our class coffin pod was going to detach and we were going to plummet to our death.
The 1st on about the cat. The guy wasn't ab udiot just misunderstood and she was shallow and heartless to bring up presents infront of her parents maybe he didnt have much to give. The old saying in true "it's the thought that counts"
once a girl i've beed seeing and for some reason i connected my smarphone to the tv and she touched the icon on tv beacuse she thought it became a touch screen tv. it didnt last much longer
Knew someone who drove around the whole winter (mid-west) with the heater off to "save gas".
I would not say that lack of education and dumbness are the same thing. And a lack of education on own choice, i.e. due to laziness or ignorance is an invitation to be ridiculed!
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