Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.

If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!

#1

Present From A Cat

Present From A Cat

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Sarah Silverstone
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow! That's insane!

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#2

Very Wholesome Intentions

Very Wholesome Intentions

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL just give him an A for effort, he tried!

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#3

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow ... just .... wow

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Could not have said better.

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Hermien Greeff
Community Member
4 years ago

I have done this, but you have to put the keys on a key-ring first, then you can just take one off first time you need to use the lock.

Helping Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Exactly, this is what I do! She had the right idea, just not enough attention to detail!

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh look! You just made a paperweight!

Socially Awkward
Community Member
4 years ago

FACEPALM

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

That makes perfect sense................to some of us anyway, lol!

Kevin Donegan
Community Member
4 years ago

Not all is lost! When you throw this away make sure to put it in the metal recycling bin. Saving the environment one lock at a time.

It's Caturday
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahahahahha

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
4 years ago

This is a case for Sherlock.

Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

hope there is a third key to open this lock

Tony Formica
Community Member
4 years ago

well she won't lose them will she; goal achieved

Olivia Adler
Community Member
4 years ago

deadlock. :-D

Stijn V.
Community Member
4 years ago

at least she didn't lock it together with something else

Mystery Enigma
Community Member
4 years ago

One might even say she...no, no lock or key puns were found. Sorry.

The Cube Cat
Community Member
4 years ago

Use string long enough to unlock it

Christine Cameron
Community Member
4 years ago

At work someone in the warehouse wrote the combination of the lock to the cage (where we stored AV equipment) on the wall next to the cage because he could never remember it...and yes, someone cracked the code and made off with everything...

Đen Nguyễn
Community Member
4 years ago

maybe..... those keys will open another lock that locked up the keys for this lock?..... o wait...

M O'Connell
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a cheap luggage lock, just about anything inserted into the cylinder will open it.

Tammi Cole
Community Member
4 years ago

Oy vei!!

Mark Kelly
Community Member
4 years ago

Are people really that dumb?

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

Unfortunately, yes.

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Edwin Brodley
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg no 😆

Lyrica Silvan
Community Member
3 years ago

I wouldn't say that makes her an idiot...Just not someone who thinks their decisions all the way through.

Gillian Black
Community Member
3 years ago

yes ok oh crap

Jean Van Eeden
Community Member
3 years ago

Outch!

Beth Shelton
Community Member
3 years ago

This is funny😂

Annette Wiegand
Community Member
3 years ago

wow

Patricia Rogato
Community Member
3 years ago

I agree with Amanda! Wow😳

Emmy Funke
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh dear.......

Rj Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

Tbh I've done shit that dumb. Good on ya, dummy!

Joanna Sokołowska
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously, how hard it is to make a copy of them...

Peta Hurley-Hill
Community Member
3 years ago

oh dear.

Sandra Moho
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG! pendejos_e...ac0062.jpg pendejos_everywhere-594d48aac0062.jpg

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

I rolled my eyes at this...the stupid in this, it hurts

Venomous Sloth
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess u could still unlock it and then take the keys out and... nope, still an idiot

Kracken
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, she definitely won't lose them 😂

Shona Radich
Community Member
4 years ago

Did she lock herself in or out!, at least the keys will never get lost, or is she saying something like for eternity sounds like this relationship is under lock n key.

Gogirl EVERYTHING
Community Member
4 years ago

She should have put them on a key ring then locked the ring to the lock so the keys were actually removable

ptm45
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL!

Maureen Rouse
Community Member
4 years ago

She musta been blonde.

Bunny Lady
Community Member
4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Potatos r cool
Community Member
4 years ago

She's GENIUS jk

endelbendel
Community Member
4 years ago

She must have another one, you judgemental putz.

rick hctep (Rick45)
Community Member
4 years ago

Is she from Ireland.

Maria Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahaha

Emma Thomas
Community Member
4 years ago

I agree...WOW

Violet Oliveira
Community Member
4 years ago

RUN...don't walk...RUN

Jack Arc
Community Member
4 years ago

Hope she has a third key ;-)

Jack Arc
Community Member
4 years ago

Oooopsss

Jason H.
Community Member
4 years ago

You'd be surprised how many ppl also put spare keys on the same key ring as the original

Šimon Špaček
Community Member
4 years ago

I think that this is modern art. It could be symbol of dead-end job or something. Or new way to say 'open box, crowbar is inside'... It's perfect show of being stuck. And sure, you may go somewhere and get a key done based on those two. That would be symbol of breaking free. But for the original reason... better luck tomorrow.

Anne Wild
Community Member
4 years ago

My only reaction for this was the longest facepalm of my life. :"D

Martin Krocil
Community Member
4 years ago

No key lost, success.

Louise Chiffonade Brescia
Community Member
4 years ago

I got nothing.

Summer Geiser
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow....

Eby FAshn
Community Member
4 years ago

😂😂😂lol

jerry arnold (jdawgsworld)
Community Member
4 years ago

A 5yr accidentally did this...I had just started dating mom...it was so heart-wrenching to see that child terrified...how the hell can a adult get so angry with a child's mistake? I cried and hugged her...it was a $5 lock!!! Mom and I split but I often wonder if she thought I was cool...but she finally did relax a little around me...another time I locked 1 key on the padlock...and lost the other one...that was a $20 lock...yep...that sux

Louise Brigance
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh this hurts. I can relate to something like this.

NWB
Community Member
4 years ago

she dumb

Intensive Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

at least she won't lose them...without the lock

Timothy D.
Community Member
4 years ago

i did this once on accident, but wow

Ursina Cajochen
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG :D

Caramba Carajo
Community Member
4 years ago

Genius

CultOfBambi
Community Member
4 years ago

Doh!

Hyodo widger
Community Member
4 years ago

Brilliant =D

Jamal W
Community Member
4 years ago

xD Really??

Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

They were so close!! :)

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
3 years ago

Bet she's blonde !!

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

you couldn't you too :-)

Missy Finley
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4 years ago

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I can't even think of a reply to express my thoughts on how stupid this woman is...let us hope she never breeds.

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#4

Moon And Sun

Moon And Sun

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch

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#5

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

"hi dear, meet the thermometer"

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#6

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

*facepalm*

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#7

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

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summare
Community Member
4 years ago

Seems legit to me

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#8

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

One minute of silence for the cable who died just after delivery

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#9

So Real

So Real

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry ill ... ^^

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#10

North

North

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

It comes from the old nordic belief that your nose is magnetic.

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#11

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow...this lack of education is not embarassing, it is frightening.

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#12

Breast Feeding

Breast Feeding

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Sarah Silverstone
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like a real prince of a guy.

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#13

Is That Earth?

Is That Earth?

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Rafael Tiba
Community Member
4 years ago

nice, didn't know you martians had access to the internet

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#14

Noun

Noun

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Back to elementary school...

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#15

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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Alex K
Community Member
4 years ago

oh look. this again

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#16

Organ Donor

Organ Donor

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Eye for an eye...

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#17

Brown Cow

Brown Cow

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Vera Deme
Community Member
4 years ago

Not like the Milka cow? So disappointing!

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#18

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Fine.. I'll ask .. BUT WERE THEY GOOD!?

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#19

Doctors And Nurses

Doctors And Nurses

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
4 years ago

Dear Lord....

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#20

Black And White Past

Black And White Past

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
4 years ago

She needs to look through rose-colored glasses.

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#21

"Erect"

"Erect"

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What a penetrating thought!

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#22

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

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Stijn V.
Community Member
4 years ago

The avocado is stil usable.

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#23

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

Anyway, symmetric design... call it new fashion ;-)

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#24

I'm Dumb

I'm Dumb

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

Then you met him and ask why he didn't pick the phone... :)

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#25

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
4 years ago

Seeing a nice piece of meat getting murdered like this breaks my heart!

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#26

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Great photo!

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#27

Plastic Plant

Plastic Plant

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Amanda Cariker
Community Member
4 years ago

Get her a real one! She might have a green thumb!

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#28

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

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Jespren Ray
Community Member
4 years ago

Why is this downvoted? That's hilarious!

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#29

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
4 years ago

No that't the apple lightning special edition!

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#30

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
Community Member
4 years ago

Stop eating crap cheese.

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#31

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

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Kirsten Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Hey just trying to keep good

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#32

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

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Sue Z Q
Community Member
4 years ago

It must be smoked salmon.

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#33

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

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Lara-Andrea Beck
Community Member
4 years ago

At least he tried. Kinda sweet :)

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#34

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

perspective ;-)

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#35

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

"Overflow no mo"- grinning Husband

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#36

Wife's Chic Jeans

Wife's Chic Jeans

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Did you look sexy at least?

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#37

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

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True Fiery King
Community Member
4 years ago

This again...

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#38

Be Careful What You Clean

Be Careful What You Clean

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This is why weapon laws make sense.

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#39

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Putting this on top of the washer is very ironic, too.

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#40

WWI

WWI

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Ask that on the street, and 1/3 of people will give you similar responses. The same people that think Germany is ruled by Hitler, Africans are all cannibals, and China has an emperor.

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#41

Anchorman

Anchorman

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Pobin Rice
Community Member
4 years ago

Good lad. He was a keeper.

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#42

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Also they love Pink Floyd lol

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#43

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

If you are deceptive about this, then what else are you guilty of doing?

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#44

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

in summer?

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#45

Optional Stop

Optional Stop

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG, I know someone else who fell for this!!!

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#46

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

there is a smokey wonderland under the kitchen... go for it

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#47

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Nailed it.

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#48

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

She may not be smart but she's a strong one to carry this beast.

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#49

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

You obviously need more shelf space.

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#50

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

may be, cant say.. new bussiness are evolving everyday

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#51

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

Thankfully the bike was still there.

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#52

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

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Sreejith
Community Member
4 years ago

for his defence, nail polish is a makeup ;-)

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#53

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

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Pobin Rice
Community Member
4 years ago

It works???

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#54

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

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