Signs are supposed to have the most basic of practical purposes. They can give directions, for example, or give the name of a street or place. Perhaps they are there to warn us of a potential hazard up ahead.
Sometimes though, a warning sign can instill more fear and trepidation in a person than is strictly necessary. Sure, it's better to be safe than sorry, but who really wants to be told to watch out for falling snakes? I mean, how often is that really happening?
This list, compiled by Bored Panda, is a series of sinister signs that captured people's attention for their slightly threatening nature. Sometimes tongue-in-cheek, sometimes deadly serious, these are the kind of warnings that everyone is definitely taking notice of! Which is, ultimately, the point in putting up signs in the first place.
Scroll down to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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Sign At An Irish Zoo
Sarcasm Meets Capitalism
It’s Only Fair
This Sign At My Uncles House
I Noticed A New Sign At My Doctors Office
Slower
Good Advice
At Pittsburgh Zoo - What?
This Corn Maze Sign
Thanks For The Heads Up
I Mean... It’s Not Wrong
Presenting Exhibit A
I Have Well Meaning Neighbours Who Knock On My Door At All Times (All Times) To Inform Me Of Neighbourhood Discord
This Sign
Have a look at the famous german shortfilm "Staplerfahrer Klaus" (you don't need to understand german to appreciate :-))
Nope
This Sign Outside A Cabin My Family Is Staying In
Gotta Be Bold To Urinate In Public In Tirana, Albania
At The Hippo Exhibit
This Sign At My Local Orthodox Church
Take A Guess
Alligators Love Kids
Public Service Announcement To All Kids
So you're on the ride until an emergency happens? No wonder people are crying.
This Is A Real Sign
At A Nearby Wolf Sanctuary
Imagine trying to rob the place and not realizing there are wolves
Crocodile Enclosure At Sydney Aquarium
And if the crocodile doesn't kill you, you're either lucky or not human
Seen At My Local Tattoo Studio
Just Another Day In Alaska
Texas, Home Of The World's Scariest Sign
This Is How Our Tigers See You
Trust Me, I Won't
No Idea What It Means But Can't Be Good
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee-Uh Oh!
No Worries, 3 Layers Of Glass Still Remain To Protect You From The King Of The Jungle
My Relaxing Road Trip From Darwin To Melbourne, Australia
A Good Reminder Not To Drown
Killer Coconuts In Oahu Hi
You are still 30 times more likely to die from a falling coconut than a shark attack.
Yes. Sadly humans kill thousdands time more sharks than sharks kill humans.
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The coconuts aren't falling they're flying in their annual migration.
So the coconuts don't just fall down when they're ripe, the trees actively hurl them at people. Ok, got it.
Ah, same wavelength except that I'm in some super-late time zone! 😄
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One variety of large coconuts were called "widow makers". Hmmm. Does that mean that women were smart enough not to nap under the trees?
Or that the women suggested them as shade for bad husbands?
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this is funny because it looks like the tree is throwing the coconuts
Those coconuts aren't falling so much as the tree appears to be *hurling* them at people...
This one reminds me of the time we were living in Navy housing on Oahu 1977-1980. There was a little boy who was killed by a falling coconut in our housing area. They removed all the coconuts from the trees after the boy was killed. .
Having a coconut fall on your head is actually really dangerous, full grown coconut palms can be 23-35 meters tall and an unhusked coconut weighs between 1-4kg so a blow to the head exceeding 1 metric ton is totally possible. People are afraid of sharks and pit bulls but you’re more likely to be killed by a coconut!
I made a similar sign for my 80 ft pine tree. It drops 10" cones, they're like bombs!
I lived there for several years. It really did happen more than you'd think
Advertisement For An Anti-Malaria Medicine (1941)
Would also make a good pro-vaccination advertisement. “These people’s parents didn’t believe in vaccination”.
Found This Gem At A Local Bulk Foods Store
Ominous AF
Ummm... Okay?
If your kids "live" here, they are zombies: drive as fast as you can!
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You know, these may be threatening, but they are MUCH more effective than all those coochy-coo-patronising signs we see everywhere today. All of these are fair warnings, use it as you wish, the consequences are for you. My dad once said that if cars had sharp pins under the wheel instead of an airbag, people would drive MUCH safer.
I agree. More warning signs should be like this. One sign might say, 'No Swimming'. That doesn't tell anyone anything, and isn't going to do much to dissuade people. A sign saying, 'No Swimming: Piranhas' is a lot more effective. Give people a reason why they're being warned off.
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In English "Don't cross, somebody already died here". We also don't sugarcoat signs here in the Philippines. JbCXzp5ll1...e929a0.jpg 
I have actually seen this pair of signs several times in different locations. Some prisons have open gates....
Have an open prison fairly near where I live.
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We've got signs around Graterford Prison here in PA. One comment under the "Prison, don't pick up hitchhikers!" was 'No duh!', but we have lots of tourists pass through there, and they aren't necessarily going to realize that there's a prison up ahead as they are on their way somewhere else; those signs are necessary. Hell, I've lived here in PA all of my life, and have known about that particular prison for at least 30 years. I *still* don't think about it when I drive up there because I'm never going up there to stop in, I'm on my way somewhere else. Those signs are a good reminder.
You know, these may be threatening, but they are MUCH more effective than all those coochy-coo-patronising signs we see everywhere today. All of these are fair warnings, use it as you wish, the consequences are for you. My dad once said that if cars had sharp pins under the wheel instead of an airbag, people would drive MUCH safer.
I agree. More warning signs should be like this. One sign might say, 'No Swimming'. That doesn't tell anyone anything, and isn't going to do much to dissuade people. A sign saying, 'No Swimming: Piranhas' is a lot more effective. Give people a reason why they're being warned off.
Load More Replies... In English "Don't cross, somebody already died here". We also don't sugarcoat signs here in the Philippines. JbCXzp5ll1...e929a0.jpg
I have actually seen this pair of signs several times in different locations. Some prisons have open gates....
Have an open prison fairly near where I live.
Load More Replies... We've got signs around Graterford Prison here in PA. One comment under the "Prison, don't pick up hitchhikers!" was 'No duh!', but we have lots of tourists pass through there, and they aren't necessarily going to realize that there's a prison up ahead as they are on their way somewhere else; those signs are necessary. Hell, I've lived here in PA all of my life, and have known about that particular prison for at least 30 years. I *still* don't think about it when I drive up there because I'm never going up there to stop in, I'm on my way somewhere else. Those signs are a good reminder.
