If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.
The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.
Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!
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"Zootopia," the DMV scene. I forgot how to breath, I laughed so hard
He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.
Well, "football" is a very generic term, but I've always thought it was an odd name for American Football since it has very little foot-to-ball action.
Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.
Actually, it was also seven of every clean animal. I don't know why seven, because that significantly more than 2 and also uneven but it's the Bible, it doesn't make sense.
"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!
Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*
i do feel like that sometimes so i buy stuff i don't need btw if anyone needs napkin rings, towels and coasters i got you
Trying hard to imagine what a stoked owl looks like. Those big brown eyes...
Or when they go to this retired police officer to ask him if he remembers a case from 1967 and of course he remembers every little detail! I can't even remember what I ate yesterday!! pffff
Public: Stop killing of innocent people. GOV: OK, lets ban guns. Public: NO WE ARE FREE TO PROTECT US!!! GOV: OK, how about this. There is already a number on each gun. How about we would store samples from each sold gun. When somebody will be killed, in seconds police will know which gun it was and who is the owner? Public: WHAT??? No way man, no way. You would track us down and you would take our guns. GOV: How? Public: We don't know you would find a way
Hmmm, can't wait until the next installment of this trilogy comes out
Humm... Keep staying up watching YouTube and going on BoredPanda until 5 am then go to sleep and wake up at 5:30 am with your alarm clock annoying the heck out of you because 8 pm you put the clock on the other side of the room so you'd have to get of bed and then you're crazy tired all day and then at night your like "I'm not tired." and you do the whole thing again? That's my strategy.*sigh*
