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If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.

The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.

Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, "football" is a very generic term, but I've always thought it was an odd name for American Football since it has very little foot-to-ball action.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That should cause a scene. Unfortunately, you won't be around to enjoy your masterpiece. lol

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it was also seven of every clean animal. I don't know why seven, because that significantly more than 2 and also uneven but it's the Bible, it doesn't make sense.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i do feel like that sometimes so i buy stuff i don't need btw if anyone needs napkin rings, towels and coasters i got you

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trying hard to imagine what a stoked owl looks like. Those big brown eyes...

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Fabulous back board, just boasting about all my deluded self confidence :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when they go to this retired police officer to ask him if he remembers a case from 1967 and of course he remembers every little detail! I can't even remember what I ate yesterday!! pffff

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Public: Stop killing of innocent people. GOV: OK, lets ban guns. Public: NO WE ARE FREE TO PROTECT US!!! GOV: OK, how about this. There is already a number on each gun. How about we would store samples from each sold gun. When somebody will be killed, in seconds police will know which gun it was and who is the owner? Public: WHAT??? No way man, no way. You would track us down and you would take our guns. GOV: How? Public: We don't know you would find a way

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm, can't wait until the next installment of this trilogy comes out

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humm... Keep staying up watching YouTube and going on BoredPanda until 5 am then go to sleep and wake up at 5:30 am with your alarm clock annoying the heck out of you because 8 pm you put the clock on the other side of the room so you'd have to get of bed and then you're crazy tired all day and then at night your like "I'm not tired." and you do the whole thing again? That's my strategy.*sigh*

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we do this at all funerals? Maybe they'll stop having them

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A stranger with a lot of tattoos. Can't even whimper in front of them.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just add 'Y not' on end of it as Douglas Adams suggested. Because it is end of every scientific argument he ever had.

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Hate to break it to ya, but sometimes, girls don't want the attention of social media

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn! This post deserves a comment that looked better in my head than when written.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's showing the world that side-kicks are individuals too! With their own personalities!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe they ever thought asking "Am I sexual?" would be a good idea - it's so cringey!!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you suddenly realise he must be from Germany (or at least his ham) (that's ham from the "Schwarzwald" = black forest Screenshot...b0b063.jpg Screenshot_9-5908d23b0b063.jpg

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simba had sex with his half-sister while Timon and pumba sang about them..

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, Domino's in Australia spend ages advertising how they were going to release "a game changer." Then they launched a square pizza.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I read a book and talk about it like it's an achievement why can't I do the same for a show? Oh right.. wasn't bored watching the show...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That friend would usually be me .... soooo.... yeah.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm... well, I've been getting it all wrong all these years then!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhhhh, u mean tortoises? (I have a feeling that I'll realize how dumb I am being tommorrow)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a DARE shirt that I have worn ironically for years!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. Especially since nobody liked / likes Hillary but I hear a lot of people liking the dragon girl from Game of Thrones.

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