If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.

The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.

Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!

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Ok Ha-Neul
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how i justify eating a box of chocolates

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Flora Polvado
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Zootopia," the DMV scene. I forgot how to breath, I laughed so hard

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Ben Lavalleur
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.

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Master Markus
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, "football" is a very generic term, but I've always thought it was an odd name for American Football since it has very little foot-to-ball action.

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John L
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That should cause a scene. Unfortunately, you won't be around to enjoy your masterpiece. lol

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Venomous Sloth
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

John L, I think you should take Eeyore's advice

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Jenna Bois
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moist makes me think of cake, and cake is wonderful.

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Jesus Wäre
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the real world Mike we have cookies.

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Sweep the Leg
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.

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Master Markus
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it was also seven of every clean animal. I don't know why seven, because that significantly more than 2 and also uneven but it's the Bible, it doesn't make sense.

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BoredBunny
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!

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troufaki13
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*

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Ashley Doherty
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

John L, is this the only site you troll? I'm just curious.

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