Deep thinking and deep thoughts, according to some scientists, belong to superior human beings with highly trained brains. Deep thinking is something that encourages the thinker always to question himself, thus leading to new and unexpected answers. We just cannot agree to that, because every one of us experiences an enlightening moment of big ideas going through our morning or evening hygiene routines. Yes, we are talking about the magnificent and brilliant shower thoughts.

Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profound philosophical thoughts. There's even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to them. Why does this happen? Dopamine, that's why. It's a chemical in your brain that affects your emotions, and it gets triggered when we do things like exercising, listening to music, and taking warm showers. Our brains are also more likely to come up with quick thoughts when we're relaxed, and few places in the house are more relaxing than the shower. See below for some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the deepest shower thoughts we could find.

#1

Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

It is all about expectations. In a sea of crap, a stone appears to be a gemstone.

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#2

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

So True.....

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#3

Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Truth be told!

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#4

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

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AcousticGString
Community Member
4 years ago

right!? All security cams hare super pixelated.

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#5

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

1+3, 2*5, 21 / 7 etc. I assume.

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#6

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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Fatemeh
Community Member
4 years ago

Awww.That's so sweet of the thieves!

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#7

As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Happy Ghost
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4 years ago

lol

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#8

The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

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Chuck Bartowski
Community Member
4 years ago

YES!!!!!! I would love to finally have answered "How fast is Messi's mile?" or "Could Evan Jager play basketball?"

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#9

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow...wisdom was spoken.

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#10

What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This is rather likely.

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#11

If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I end up being 20 minutes late to work, because I got side tracked with my "extra 10 minutes"!

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#12

If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably you had expected them to ask you if you wanted to be born. ;)

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#13

Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.

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Hannah Hollowell
Community Member
4 years ago

I love this one, I never thought of it that way:)

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#14

When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Depends on your dialect, I assume.

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#15

Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

... well, damn

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#16

I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

EVERY DAMN DAY

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#17

Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Given this logical, condom companies should sponsor brothels...

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#18

When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

With a little bit of economics knowledge, you could also turn this other way around. The transaction costs (getting up your lazy butt and ask for a discount) were too high.

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#19

Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.

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Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago

Impossible with me! I`ve never heard of a zoologist who hates his/her job.

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#20

Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

especially when your still in school by the 23rd.....

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#21

"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"POISONOUS SURFACE" would be worse.

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#22

After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.

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Anak Shaleh
Community Member
4 years ago

that's why you can't marry yourself

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#23

We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Decadent still!

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#24

Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Job security my friend. They want you to pay them to tell you what's wrong.

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#25

People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

The same goes with eloquent assholes.

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#26

Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

The future is here!

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#27

When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

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Véronique Anketier
Community Member
4 years ago

That is because the future doesn't exist already.

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#28

When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I object here! Think of the dog tweet post: happyness is not a bowl with a fixed size, but it can be increased!

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#29

There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

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Lalita
Community Member
4 years ago

you win when you reach a posh post code and still have half of your salary. O_o

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#30

When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Such is life. (/sarcasm)

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#31

Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.

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Hannah Hollowell
Community Member
4 years ago

YAASSSS, this is a great idea

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#32

If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real fucking quick.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Or becam the leaders of a menacing army of terrifying critters.

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#33

My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

He is, in fact.

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#34

I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.

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Happy Ghost
Community Member
4 years ago

Happens to me too

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#35

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
4 years ago

smoke's on fire!

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#36

I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.

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Bob Pearson
Community Member
4 years ago

E tu mozezus?

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#37

If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg

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#38

Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".

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Kanishka Rajawansha
Community Member
4 years ago

And hours before someone who says "just a minute"

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#39

If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.

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Joe Sauer
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe thats why they havent shown up yet.

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#40

Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Do not do that...probably they quit and now earn 1 000 000 USD. Per episode of their new show.

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#41

At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Oh shongratulations!"

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#42

It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

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Luke S.
Community Member
4 years ago

Isn't anything a real ingredient? artificial things are real too...

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#43

A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In the first case, everyone will murmur stereotypes of the "house dragon". Thus, neither is correct.

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#44

UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Would you prefer the pizza guy leave the pizza on the porch without knocking?

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#45

I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Go and tell Apple!

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#46

Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.

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Luke S.
Community Member
4 years ago

actually he got lucky

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#47

We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

They tell us to go outside on the weekends too...

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#48

The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol i see what you did there

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#49

My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over sex.

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Skunk Drunk
Community Member
4 years ago

My 15-year-old self was so sleep-deprived that he is proud of me. And by that I mean I am proud of me.

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#50

Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

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Happy Ghost
Community Member
4 years ago

interesting idea!

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#51

April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

They will probably still believe everything that is written on social media.

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#52

History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

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Skunk Drunk
Community Member
4 years ago

(Commence dirty thoughts)

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#53

Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

i wish

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#54

Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I am still in favor of inventing a smartphone that will discharge 10% of the battery capacity as an electric shock wheneber someone starting to record a video has the phone in vertical omde

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#55

If cats had wings,they'd still just lay there.

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

It would make catching birds a lot easier.

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#56

1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Does it? 2000 had no smartphones, no Facebook, and you were most likely still charged for Internet access by the hour.

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#57

The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.

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TANNER TORGERSON
Community Member
2 years ago

Superheroes hide their identities, then there's Tony Stark: "I'm Iron Man."

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#58

When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the shit.

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Chuck Bartowski
Community Member
4 years ago

They do exist! umbrella-s...holder.jpg umbrella-shoulder-holder.jpg Depending on the design you go with, the biggest design obstacles I see are 1) waterproofing the drone and 2) making sure it stays with you and is at optimal distance from you to block the rain.

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#59

Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This is not true. You can still emigrate.

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#60

Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.

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Amiee Gillam
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4 years ago

As a female, I'd prefer no-one noticing my outfit haha

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#61

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

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Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

wow!

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#62

Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In fact, he rather things something magical happen. Have you ever apologized to a dog because you tripped over him? They will wag frenetically!

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#63

Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
4 years ago

OH MY GOD

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#64

I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.

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meow point1
Community Member
2 years ago

Same.

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#65

The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol 😂

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#66

A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Or 3 Americans. :D

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#67

As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

" IM ALL Out OF FOOD" * cries*

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#68

If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Whoa that's some perspective! I hate those bastards!

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#69

Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Or "Well" in the british version.

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#70

An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.

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Kaylie Andrade
Community Member
1 year ago

lmao

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#71

Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

My stomach actually thinks that I should have more food.

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#72

Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Still better than RC cars where you charge them for hours and are lucky to get 20 minutes of use.

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#73

Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

And then you have to do that walk back to the front to get a cart from the doorway and you worry they might think you're just going to walk out the door with everything!

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#74

Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Please!

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#75

Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Thank god terrible smell is another good reason for not smoking.

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#76

It annoys the piss out of me that all cars' turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Have you ever been so pleased as when coincidently in a queue of cars in front of you the signals synchronize but for a single tick?

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#77

I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.

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Laury M.
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4 years ago

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Then you should learn to go pretty slow and pay attention to your surroundings in a school zone?

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#78

Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"How" for the natural scientists actually.

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#79

I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.

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Hannah Hollowell
Community Member
4 years ago

So true;)

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#80

Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
Community Member
4 years ago

Um... yeah?

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#81

When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

...or because we do not want to look like how joggers appeared in the 80s!

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#82

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

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Bridgette David
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4 years ago

I keep trying to explain that to my seven year old.

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#83

It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this still aired somewhere? Awesome!

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#84

Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.

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Diana CrunChewy Watson
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4 years ago

I do the stations of the cross.

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#85

We insult people by calling them assholes, dicks & pussies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, even that one has a use...in fact, it is rather stupid by idea to call people after and body part. It still does the trick. :) If you think about it, feeling insulted by being named after something is a really stupid concept...

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#86

When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.

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Laury M.
Community Member
4 years ago

And they forget that we're limited in what we can do with the world we're inheriting from them.

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#87

"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

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The Alchemist
Community Member
4 years ago

I knew a person who was in a pyramid scheme in the most basic level possible and he insists its not a pyramid scheme.

#88

Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

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Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

in almost every other language this isn't a problem :-)

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#89

If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.

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Happy Ghost
Community Member
4 years ago

cool

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#90

The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

I've seen that joke before. I'm afraid it's not PARTICULARLY funny.

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#91

The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.

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Chuck Bartowski
Community Member
4 years ago

Same with running races!

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#92

Almost every hand I've ever shaken has had a dick in it.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

How would you know?

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#93

The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

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Kadin Thompson
Community Member
2 years ago

They were all dead

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#94

3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.

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Mar-Vell
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7 months ago

B*tch, we in the 5Gs now cuz!

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#95

The craziest prediction that the tv show "The Jetsons" made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.

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Aiden Williford
Community Member
1 year ago

kind of

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#96

Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source...

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Skunk Drunk
Community Member
4 years ago

There's something like that called radiation...

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#97

There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.

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Laury M.
Community Member
4 years ago

In the correct order, at the correct moments and locations

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#98

If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.

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Luca Plas
Community Member
4 years ago

This would really be impossible since a straight man and a lesbian woman would be attracted to eachother

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#99

The Viagra commercial says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex". That's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

:)

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#100

Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.

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Katie Jamberri Nails
Community Member
4 years ago

Brilliant!

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#101

James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

He didn't before? Didn't he go to non-EU countries anyway?

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#102

Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Bushing. Bushing... Bushing.

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#103

If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

IT DOESN'T HAVE BESTIALITY AND STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, god, "we've been over this"! Just because he's a beast physically, doesn't mean he's one mentally, which is the biggest issue in bestiality. If animals could talk and had our intelligence level, it probably wouldn't be a problem. Stockholm syndrome doesn't work that way. Belle didn't like the Beast until she actively gained some control over him and her own life at the castle - that is, when they were on more equal terms. Just... just look up the specifics of Stockholm syndrome, it doesn't match up. Slave labour is also questionable. I'm sure it was at least temporary, since the servants were all turned into furniture. I mean, what could they do BESIDES working for the Beast? I figure they were paid normally as humans.

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#104

Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.

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Carly Noelle
Community Member
4 years ago

I was really confused at first because I was thinking of apple as in the fruit.

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#105

Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.

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Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

deep!

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#106

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

Unfortunately, not everyone has the sense of humour that you and I do.

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#107

A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.

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Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

A true mad scientist would be unpredictable, because he is mad.

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#108

In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms.

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Techy Techerson
Community Member
2 years ago

Same with Manage and Run

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#109

Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now

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Laury M.
Community Member
4 years ago

It has to do with the youth it's associated to (though you can be a student at any age), not necessarily with the status.

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#110

"Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Please do not be so loud" could be a runner up.

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#111

All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.

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Noah C Oien
Community Member
5 months ago

I... um... uh... yeah, about that... er...

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#112

I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.

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Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

and vice versa (and yes this is a pun)

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#113

Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain

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Tiana Vibhakar
Community Member
4 years ago

i dont know whether to upvote this or downvote this. sadly, it works both ways.

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#114

It's crazy that's there's this giant thing in the sky all the time that we're not supposed to look at.

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Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

"all the time"? I know it's there, but seeing it is something reserved for the good day's

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#115

Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn't a placebo.

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Kaylie Andrade
Community Member
1 year ago

ok well, not necessarily, no. i'm debating on whether to agree with this or disagree.

#116

We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.

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Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

good point

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#117

"Strap-on" spelled backwards is "no parts".

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Sasy
Community Member
4 years ago

well played

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#118

Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.

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Stijn Vlasselaer
Community Member
4 years ago

unless you dig it up at night. Just to make sure

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#119

If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably, they removed the dock at all.

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#120

Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In fact, since cars now typically have bluetooth and USB plugs, phone mounts have become unnecessary again.

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#121

The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.

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Joshua Neuman
Community Member
1 year ago

I personally thought they were good

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#122

There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.

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Victoria Rodriguez
Community Member
1 year ago

make this happen

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#123

Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.

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Carly Barnhill
Community Member
6 months ago

Why. Why do they be like that?

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#124

Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.

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Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

Because you don't sit on skid marks.

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#125

If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...does that make me weak or strong?

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Laury M.
Community Member
4 years ago

It makes you an idiot.

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