Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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ZazaChilvers Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

Vicky Z
Community Member
9 months ago

If it was a little bigger could be useful in the supermarket cause I'm always struggling to reach the top shelves😅😅😅

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Abigail Green
Community Member
9 months ago

Love the 'Worth every penny' review 😂

Ezigma
Community Member
9 months ago

I love the "Only 1 left!" Marketing ploy. Lol

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Arf!
Community Member
9 months ago

I think all the proceeds go to CHAIR-ity

Samantha Lomb
Community Member
9 months ago

How is it a bag? You can't put things in it

Miss Cris
Community Member
9 months ago

No, you put them ON it.

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Oskar vanZandt
Community Member
9 months ago

Quick, lemme get my credit card... there's only one left!?!

Muji
Community Member
9 months ago

It's gotta be mine!

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fire bug
Community Member
9 months ago

What part of this "chair bag" is a bag?

DogMom
Community Member
9 months ago

I wondered what it’s purpose was and then thought maybe just ugly jewelry but then I saw it’s billing itself as a “bag”. Now I’m bag to wondering about the purpose. What is the purpose of a bag that can’t hold anything?

Luna Lovegood!
Community Member
9 months ago

uhm. what? Screen-Sho...ac-png.jpg Screen-Shot-2021-04-23-at-90449-AM-6082c6032efac-png.jpg

That person
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9 months ago

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Narwhal Blast
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9 months ago

I love the reviews!

Priscilla Reshell
Community Member
9 months ago

I kinda love it but in a funny way lol

Hannah Lande
Community Member
9 months ago

I love the 2nd review, like thanks for telling us you whole life story

-_-_-|Wilted_Fox|-_-_-
Community Member
9 months ago

I tiny chair for the tiny mouse who lives in my house

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
Community Member
9 months ago

Yes, now I can provide impromptu seating for small furry creatures like hamsters, squirrels, and mice!

Montana
Community Member
9 months ago

Guess why the oceans are filled with rubbish?

H G
Community Member
9 months ago

Where exactly do you put stuff inside of this "bag?" 🤔

Not PC
Community Member
9 months ago

Because you need something to hold your dipping sauce.

Tam-Tam
Community Member
9 months ago

Hahaha! :))

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
9 months ago

There are a lot of people who will do whatever they're told and will never ask questions. These companies have a huge market.

Amazon QT
Community Member
9 months ago

Is this from the WWE fall collection, will there be mini metal table bedazzled in diamonds as well- I can’t wait!!

Kim Bush
Community Member
9 months ago

Reviews said they used them as party favors... The first thing I thought of was all the people who lost their jobs in the past year, the ones afraid of being evicted, and children going hungry... But I'm glad those people had a place to rest their dipping sauce.

Fern wing night claw
Community Member
9 months ago

Yeah nothin weird, just carrying a SMALL BEDAZZLED CHAIR THAT IS USELESS

Lorraine Bryan
Community Member
9 months ago

Of COURSE! Where ELSE is your personal fairie from your make-believe world gonna sit? They have rights too, y'know!

Ploploplop
Community Member
9 months ago

But... How much is it?

Lorelai Purvis
Community Member
9 months ago

i would buy one just cause i can put sauce containers on it

Juno French
Community Member
14 hours ago

How is that a bag? What can you fit in the nonexistent compartment?

Shirley Heyn
Community Member
8 months ago

It says "Pave chair bag". How is this a bag? ? ? What does it cost? ? ? Is it RFID? ? ? So many unanswered questions. . . But wait, I'm not getting divorced. . . nor do I know any small children or dogs. . . I would need to see a photo to figure out how to use it for dipping sauces. Oh well. . .

Loraine D.G. MacGinness
Community Member
9 months ago

WHAT is its use ??

NeonDisco
Community Member
9 months ago

If u can't put anything in it, isn't it technically just a long pendant?

Alditekim
Community Member
9 months ago

The straps are sold separately

Just a Snowball
Community Member
9 months ago

w h y

Chad Frazier
Community Member
9 months ago

Its like jewelry. Dont you get it? Damn

Kennedy Johnson
Community Member
9 months ago

What’s suppose to be the use of this item??

Carol Gaudaur
Community Member
3 weeks ago

What a useless piece of s**t!

OUSSAMA AGZOUL
Community Member
6 months ago

choar

Colleen Stadnick
Community Member
7 months ago

Sit on it, as The Fonz would say!

Geordie Insomniac
Community Member
8 months ago

How tiny are these tiny children? Kudos to the woman who bought them as divorce party favours, and charged them to her ex-husband's card!!

Randy Klefbeck
Community Member
8 months ago

brings new meaning to the term "giving someone the chair."

Gloria J Williams
Community Member
8 months ago

I tried, but there aren't any words.

The Deez
Community Member
8 months ago

Oh no! Looks like there's only one left! I'd better snatch it up while I still can!!!

starhunter64
Community Member
8 months ago

but does it fold tho?

June
Community Member
9 months ago

Did they really dare call that thing a bag??

CNorthingtonP
Community Member
9 months ago

Can you sit there? NO!

Michael Gaskell
Community Member
9 months ago

When your Paris Hilton Barbie doll needs to chair shot her John Cena Action Figure for disappearing on her Tea Time Date

Anna Repp
Community Member
9 months ago

I actually think this is cute - I'd wear something like that. The question is - how much is it?

Emilycookie
Community Member
9 months ago

in what way is this a bag?

backatya
Community Member
9 months ago

it's stupid unless you have a large doll house

M Kate McCulloch
Community Member
9 months ago

Perhaps it's a weapon for a fight at NA later?

Hafida
Community Member
9 months ago

I prefer this one then that stupid lv airplane above

Wonder Homie
Community Member
9 months ago

For why

A Random Panda
Community Member
9 months ago

What even is that?

John Baker
Community Member
9 months ago

Just what I've always wanted. A rhinestone-encrusted Barbie chair.

Frances Petendra
Community Member
9 months ago

Why?

Mark Rybka-Wachhaus
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

I was curious to how much something like this costs. It's $895?!? Unfortunately, I also found something worse that popped up in the same Google search... A pepperoni pizza slice clutch by Judith Leiber Couture selling for $5695.oo at Needless Markup. Um, I mean, Neiman Marcus. Yeah, my girlfriend loves pepperoni pizza, but she's not getting that from me! Lol

23AClark
Community Member
9 months ago

Why would you carry this at all!!!

Mifa
Community Member
9 months ago

For when you need something painful to rest your hand on, I suppose.

GoodCatto
Community Member
9 months ago

"tiny children" lol

aphmau
Community Member
9 months ago

Not even useful can sit on it

Nancy Doughty
Community Member
9 months ago

Does a Bernie Sanders doll come with it?

Tracy Wolfe
Community Member
9 months ago

Where do you put the backup tampon?

Pascale Pierloot
Community Member
9 months ago

How on earth did we manage without before???

Zella Haesche
Community Member
9 months ago

This one needs to take a seat!😜

Richard Portman
Community Member
9 months ago

Girlfriends ? Ex husband? Mistress? Divorce party? Not to even mention how shameful that guy must be. Blecch!

TimesNewLogan
Community Member
9 months ago

"...at my divorce party." Is this actually a thing?!

Lyone Fein
Community Member
9 months ago

Ok, I understand "Worth Every Penny" . She has a great reason for buying these.

Princess Jade
Community Member
9 months ago

For the Barbie who has everything!

Queen Mab
Community Member
9 months ago

65 people liked it and awarded the stunning display of frivolity and practicality five stars.??

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
9 months ago

This is in a dress up app I have and I actually used it for a drag look, lol.

Eric Forster
Community Member
9 months ago

Hello, it's just a miniature folding chair.

kath morgan
Community Member
9 months ago

It’s so mad I almost love it

Johnny Døpe
Community Member
9 months ago

You carry it when you have a “bad stool” to let others know you can s**t yourself any minute

Paula Carr
Community Member
9 months ago

It was originally designed to be the "bag" carried by models at a fashion show. That makes sense. The whole point of a fashion show is to be "out there" and draw attention. Then, they offered them for sale. Why???

Miss Cris
Community Member
9 months ago

I like it!

Mshauri Mazuri
Community Member
9 months ago

Why would they created this?

Henry Russell
Community Member
9 months ago

well at least you small pets can sit on your thing

Abby Ryder
Community Member
9 months ago

I want to know how much it cost!

Connie Martin
Community Member
9 months ago

$895, by the way.

Allison Woodfill
Community Member
9 months ago

WHY?

Geoff Rogers
Community Member
9 months ago

From the reviews, this can be used as a conversation starter, or to get even with your ex

Freloise_Raven
Community Member
9 months ago

I'm so confused. What's the point?

Womaninsky Kasinsky
Community Member
9 months ago

Omg, ahahaha! WHY? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Chloe Ross
Community Member
9 months ago

Bling will get you a seat.

Dee Stern
Community Member
9 months ago

$895 if you're interested.

Chloe Ross
Community Member
9 months ago

Bling is for people who would otherwise NEVER get noticed.

Chloe Ross
Community Member
9 months ago

Bling is for people who would otherwise never get noticed.

s. vitkovitsky
Community Member
9 months ago

Look up 'Chair girl, Toronto', that could be the inspiration for this object.

JD Lee
Community Member
9 months ago

A seat for the soul vapid enough to buy it.

Michael Capriola Jr.
Community Member
9 months ago

Where's the Bernie Sanders doll that's supposed to go in the chair?

Gina
Community Member
9 months ago

The reviews are the best haha

Tim Skeens
Community Member
9 months ago

Great for when you're in a fist fight

Stephanie Briggs
Community Member
9 months ago

Something to gouge out the eye of anyone who tries to mug you?

Clearly sunny
Community Member
9 months ago

To poke someone in the eye?

Brie Sansotta
Community Member
9 months ago

Wha?! Diamond covered?

DancingPig
Community Member
9 months ago

All right, let me get this straight .This is a bag ?!! 😂

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
9 months ago

WTF is the point of this stupid thing unless it is for your Barbie Doll's house.

deanna woods
Community Member
9 months ago

It's kinda cute, but what is the point of this?

Jaguarundi
Community Member
9 months ago

"charged them to the same credit card my husband used to buy gifts for his mistress". That line alone was worth the price of admission! FOTFLMAO!

DanieLegz
Community Member
9 months ago

My pet hamster deserves to sit in style

LeiLah
Community Member
9 months ago

The reviews!! They are cracking me up!!

Peace love light
Community Member
9 months ago

Why would anyone want that

Bob Belcher
Community Member
9 months ago

That comment is savage lol

Pernille Dyre
Community Member
9 months ago

Love recommedation #2.... 😂😂...

Shelli Aderman
Community Member
9 months ago

That second review, tho! 🤣

Marigen Beltran
Community Member
9 months ago

Looks like a very expensive chair for my barbies

Gem
Community Member
9 months ago

Does it even have a compartment? lol

lazy cat
Community Member
9 months ago

maybe a bird could sit on it!!

Alida van Veen
Community Member
9 months ago

Okay, I don't see the use in this at all. But I respect the woman who used her cheating husbands credit card to buy one for each of her friends! :p

Dodo
Community Member
9 months ago

Surely calling it a 'bag' is false advertising...?

Tori Williams
Community Member
9 months ago

for spoiled rats

Eliza Schuyler
Community Member
9 months ago

Can someone clarify this for me? This is a mini chair which you can carry with you?

Hannah Edwards
Community Member
9 months ago

For fending off tiny lions?

Ashbug
Community Member
9 months ago

For the rich chairman who has everything

Johnny
Community Member
9 months ago

This one actually would be a useful product... like you could use it if you want to take your pet squirrel out for a stroll.

Huffleypuffley
Community Member
9 months ago

Yaaaaaaas

froggy
Community Member
9 months ago

WHAT IS IT EVEN USED FOR?! TO CARRY LOOSE CHANGE WHAT-

𝖊𝖆
Community Member
9 months ago

That review about charging it to the credit card is hilarious! The only thing this item is good for

Turnip and a Frog
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

Perhaps it, like, a chair for your Evil Twin, or Satan’s minion, when it tries hovering over your shoulder, that is. No, I mean, it’s nice - embracing your nasty self.

Dash Blue
Community Member
9 months ago

It would be nice to have a chair available when I am out with my little friend.

Gehtdich Nixan
Community Member
9 months ago

Why is it called bag? In what way is this chair a bag!?

Jesse Baxter
Community Member
9 months ago

ẗhe fact that the review is talking about a divorce party lol

Lydia Gichia-Black
Community Member
9 months ago

Does it fold? If yes, I would keep it in my actual purse to defend myself if a small bar brawl broke out.

Sylvie Ya
Community Member
9 months ago

Just had to google the price 🙈 if anyone else had the urge: 895$ 😂

Dawn Sardella-Ayres
Community Member
9 months ago

Okay, but my Barbies would be stylin' with that in their Dream House.

Paizleypie
Community Member
9 months ago

Bag???

FifiPanda
Community Member
9 months ago

What is the purpose of this thing??

CatWoman312
Community Member
9 months ago

It says bag but I don’t see how you would put anything inside

Capri Figueroa
Community Member
9 months ago

It's almost $900

MERCI LANGSTON
Community Member
9 months ago

Party favors at her divorce party?

ren bandong
Community Member
9 months ago

How much?

JessG
Community Member
9 months ago

I'm so confused, how exactly is it a "bag"?

Bill
Community Member
9 months ago

At least make the top step mirrored topped.

shonie
Community Member
9 months ago

is cute

Raven Sheridan
Community Member
9 months ago

Ultimate Barbie chair!

Laura Watts
Community Member
9 months ago

How tiny do these people think children are ???

RCK
Community Member
9 months ago

The woman had a divorce party? She probably invited many of the same people she had to her wedding. The cycle of gross, frivolous spending amid tragic poverty and injustice is so American.

S. Tor Storm
Community Member
9 months ago

what makes it different from all other jewlery? the concept of hanging expensive crap on your body is pretty stupid

BoldEarth
Community Member
9 months ago

Clearly, you do not appreciate the beauty of sparkly objects. Also, not all jewelry is expensive! Simply go to a thrift store or yard sale, pick up what makes you happy, and fix it up!

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thaisaustin Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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YourAveragePooh
Community Member
9 months ago

A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

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DoumaGreg Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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raahinasomani Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

Ummm why?

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Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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perf_sonnet Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

I can see your camel toe.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

Ridiculous, idiotic, stupid.

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wakuwakuwooper Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
9 months ago

For very fancy cats!!

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Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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jamiesanpedroo Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

That is FUGLY.

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Kristin_wrote Report

Vicky Z
Community Member
9 months ago

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

They are on my Christmas wish list lol.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?

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Jean Shultz
Community Member
9 months ago

She doesn't get it...wearing this reflects everything BACK to the snow!! It also blinds other skiers so they get out of your way! LOL!

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YourAveragePooh
Community Member
9 months ago

I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

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troufaki13
Community Member
9 months ago

"everyday objects"! lol

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YourAveragePooh
Community Member
9 months ago

Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

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TSatch17 Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

That's not how you put on a straight jacket.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

Oh boy

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

For reals?

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Vicky Z
Community Member
9 months ago

Broccoli is too trendy lately

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Rageagainstrepu Report

troufaki13
Community Member
9 months ago

That's one expensive raincoat!

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Asy EnderDragon
Community Member
9 months ago

?????????????????????????????????????

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
9 months ago

Super lame, actually Lamer than lame.

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Pigeon Witchcraft
Community Member
9 months ago

who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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Taradactyal
Community Member
9 months ago

I dont hate it

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Friday
Community Member
9 months ago

Le rip off

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Jayne Kyra
Community Member
9 months ago

Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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Vicky Z
Community Member
9 months ago

Hey whatever works for everyone

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thetacotruckman
Community Member
9 months ago

the long ass rain jacket?

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