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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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Vic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was cheaper I would have bought it and run around with it making plane noises..

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Donald Pack
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...Why, Luna... dear, sweet Luna... It is a flight of... "Imagination"... ...Will this be cash or charge, madam? 😆

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Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say it doesn’t look plain enough to explain that outrageous price. What in the world can you even put in there? A pair of socks? Pride?

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it's more expensive than the actual plane! Google it!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the ugliest bag I've ever seen hands down

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everybody gansta till you bring the plane purse to the jenga game.

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Damon Hill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A purse is a purse. None of them are worth more than $19.95 and you can bet not a one cost more than $5 to make. (adding jewels doesn't count because no one in their right mind would carry a purse with precious stones attached)

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catherine todd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Designers at Luis Vuitton must be laughing their you-know-what off, just waiting to see how many of their idiot consumers will pay almost $40,000 for a hand bag you can't set down anywhere! RIDICULOUS STUPIDITY worse than the Dutch tulip bulb craze! Or toilet paper craze during covid! This should be made ILLEGAL! (not really, but you know what I mean). If people want to throw their money away, why not throw it away for a do-gooder charity, and ask them to make you a stuffed airplane bag with their own initials? Then you can brag about that!

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Matthew Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To hell with the bag, more worried about the dead animal skins.

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StrawberryParfait
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That seems an awful lot of money to merely broadcast the fact you have more money than sense or good taste.

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cassiushumanmother
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given that a simple Birkin bag from Hermès cost 50000 to 500000euros, that's really cheap! That's a peasants bag my dear!

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to tell if you’re privileged & out of touch; you own this bag.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh first world problems/the 1% have it so bad syndrome... I now that all to well. 🤔🤔🤔😬

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deanna woods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This Louis Vuitton bag is ridiculous and so is the price tag.

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King Joffrey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be a cool novelty item at $39, $39k for a very impractical handbag is just silly.

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Billy The Kid
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

39.000!!! that price is sky high! Its just a plane looking bag

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salty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why wood anyone buy that i mean it looks cool but thats just tiny!

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catherine todd
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is even stupider than the $50,000 Luis Vuitton (LV) "Hobo" bag they came out with a few years ago that Beyonce (of course) modeled. Made with scraps and patches of leftover leather from other of their bags. Companies like this make me sick and people who buy from them make me even sicker! With the whole world falling apart, this is what they make? A stupid "stuffed airplane" bag that you could buy in a toy store for $10.00?

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Linda Robinett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once exclaimed a bad word in a department store when looking at purses. These looked like something I could get in K Mart for 20 bucks and I picked one up and it was almost $900.

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Caroline Overill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The number of times I would accidentally hit people with the darn thing. I would find it really annoying

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Bored Dog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would buy it.... oh nvr mind look at the PRICE!!!!!!!! 39,000 lord

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mcborge1
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You've got to think that the designers and of these items are just mocking the stupidly wealthy at this point.

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DogMom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it but 39k is too much for something that looks like a child’s toy

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Gloria J Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you have nothing better to do with $39,000, you buy this ugly LV bag. You really must love flying. Is this an overnight bag?

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Tammy Ralph
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world is gone completely bonkers, we need to start again.

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Brenda Swann
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big bucks obviously does not equate to good taste or judgement.

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Ece Cenker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, takes more than $39.000 to make me carry that thing around.

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pragya kumari
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am bit surprised that there is not a new post relatedd to covid now and countries like India and Brazil struggling for breath. When it was hitting US and other western countries, so many posts were here for help, empathy, etc.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like a fair price, what most don't realize is that bag is capable of actual flight.

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23AClark
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who in flammin hell would pay $39,000.00 for this monstrosity!!! I mean REALLY.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are 2 pay checks $78367 and $87367. that i received in last 2 months. I am very happy that i can make thousands in my part-time and now i am enjoying my life. Everybody can do this and earn lots of dollars from home in very short time period. Just visit this website now.--->>WWW.Money71.COM­

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Scorpio Maurus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, if it weren't for the LV logos all over it I would love it, I love military vehicles and I've never seen anything like this. I'd love to take a MUCH cheaper version with me to all the Air Shows I go to (pre-covid) I see a lot of comments saying it's ugly but I think it's adorable if it wasn't $39,000

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Pascale Pierloot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have I got enough poop bags with me? Check. And my other bag to put all my regular stuff in? Check. Oh look at the time! Must fly...

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Donald Pack
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...You'd think at THAT price, they could do a little better than a Military Transport plane (C5-A)... These beasts used to fly over my house near Travis AFB in California... "Chic" they are NOT!

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Mike Morton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LV prices are insane, they have a skateboard for sale at 3k lol

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Cyndi Hafele
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What you don't understand is that this is a real, functional airplane, with tiny seats for miniature people, a flap for your cellphone, and pop-down video screens.

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Kumar Ghodekar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It will take 4 years to earn that much money. I am an engineer.

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shado
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just look so bulky ... and always be poking random people with it

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SF Angel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe the purchaser's intelligence has crash landed elsewhere

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Peter Cooley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It couldn't possible be worth that if it was stuffed with diamonds.

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Brett Layton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dont believe this one is real, LV is well known for not allowing their logo to hit a seam and it seems to happen at the nose of the plane. Could be wrong though , would not be the first time.

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Lorraine Bryan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you won't ever have to ask, "Now where'd I leave my purse! Come back to reality; we miss you! (I wonder if they'd let that thing on a plane?)

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Michael Capriola Jr.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No one ever went broke underestimating the American public." - H.L. Mencken

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Queen Jackson.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda cool, but not more than my mother’s yearly salary cool.

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Ginny Swart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but its made from the skin of newly slaughtered tyrannosaurus rex, am I right?

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DancingPig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know it's super expensive, but I've got to say, this is a cool bag.

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Michelle Muirhead
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What moron in their right mind would, a) make the thing, b) buy the thing?

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achilles get down from there
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

things like this give credit to the conspiracy that high fashion is pure money laundering

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Anita Pickle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you can sell what looks to be an ugly toddler toy to some rich person for 40k then good for you.

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Obimomkenobi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It uses less leather than your typical LV but keep in mind you're paying for the craftsmanship. Louis Vuitton is the have all end all of designer handbags for a reason. They flawlessly made and last forever.

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Kat Hoth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the bag and the price and think of SO many ways the money could have been better spent.

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Eliza Schuyler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bag isn’t even that nice......(in my opinion please don’t attack me ❤️)

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Dash Blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could charter a small jet from the west coast of the United States to Paris for the price of that bag, and still have some money left over. Good lord!

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Mary Peace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All that money and it doesn't even fly!!! If I'm so rich, I'm not carrying it.

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Tony Rozensky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably made to government specs. Like the $7622 coffee makers...

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olek olok
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

idk i think its cool... like walking with your 39 grant bomber plane toy :D

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Melissa Wong
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want to diss that bimbo at least get her name right otherwise you look like just another dumb sheep who hates her only because CNN and your college "professors" told you to.

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Bill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LV doesn't make anything that appeals to.. oh wait

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Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it doesn't authentically irradiate Nagasaki, i'm not buying it.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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