It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.

Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.

So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.

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Being In Charge

Being In Charge

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#4

Sad Truth

Sad Truth

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#6

It's Your Fault

It's Your Fault

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#7

Marriage Material

Marriage Material

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#11

The Hamsters These Days

The Hamsters These Days

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Alyssa Vaisey
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The males of the species are both pretty hairy! *wink*

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#17

A Helping Hand

A Helping Hand

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#21

Quiz Me

Quiz Me

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Geek In the Blue Toolbox
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then what question was she expecting? "What is the title of this book?"

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#22

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#23

Night Cameras

Night Cameras

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#24

He'll Die Soon

He'll Die Soon

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Guy Twyman
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how these comments act like children have basic reasoning skills. Theyre children guys lol

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#25

Money, Please

Money, Please

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#27

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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over opinionated
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe that the parents should stop allowing their kids to watch the news

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#28

8-Year-Old's Wisdom

8-Year-Old's Wisdom

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James May
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son (aged 4): "My willy hurts, daddy!" Dad: "Because you were squeezing them all night??" Mr 4: "Oh... yeah!"

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#31

Just Get Something For Mom

Just Get Something For Mom

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#32

Beauty Advise

Beauty Advise

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#33

Ruining Lives

Ruining Lives

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Judy Semmens
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. You'll hear that a lot!

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#35

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#36

Homework

Homework

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#37

Perfect Description

Perfect Description

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Andrew Ramirez
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one that thinks the term the kid used sounds like a classification of a snowstorm?

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#41

Taste Of The Adult Life

Taste Of The Adult Life

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#42

My Tasty Mango

My Tasty Mango

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Daria B
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today he calls his mom a mango, tomorrow he's calling girls sugar. ♥

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#43

No Habla Español

No Habla Español

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#44

Explaining Things

Explaining Things

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Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of conversation would this be?

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#45

Friendship

Friendship

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Doug Kirk
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

4yo: "HE HIT ME!!!!" 8yo: "No, I did not. He ran into my fist!" Me: "Well played son. Well played"

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#47

Hopes And Dreams

Hopes And Dreams

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#48

Daddy's Job

Daddy's Job

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Daria B
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spiders, bugs, and all the other multilegged monsters.

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#49

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#52

Garage Sale!

Garage Sale!

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Flush Me Down The Toilet
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something tells me that the kid is responsible for the funeral

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#53

Sharing Love

Sharing Love

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#55

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#57

Bath Time

Bath Time

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Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
7 years ago