70 Of The Craziest Things Kids Said To Their Parents
It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.
Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.
So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.
Then what question was she expecting? "What is the title of this book?"
I love how these comments act like children have basic reasoning skills. Theyre children guys lol
I believe that the parents should stop allowing their kids to watch the news
Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. You'll hear that a lot!
Am I the only one that thinks the term the kid used sounds like a classification of a snowstorm?
Kids know more about technology then me. I'm a 27 year old cave woman
That's not a scent I'd be able to compare I guess I haven't sniffed enough horse
Accidentally on purpose he means. But the last thing he doesnt say to you
me: do you want a baby girl or a baby boy? 8yo Ashlene:a boy. me:why? Ashlene: so that when i grow up i dont have to look for a boyfriend.he will be in the room next to me.
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"