It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.
Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.
So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.
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Priorities
Feelings For Boys
Being In Charge
Sad Truth
Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian
It's Your Fault
Marriage Material
Shit My Kids Says
I Don't Want That!
Not My Job
The Hamsters These Days
Young Ladies
Don't Need You Anymore
Never Mind
Accidents
A Girl Or A Boy?
A Helping Hand
A Backstory
What Does It Mean?
I'm A Grownup
Quiz Me
Then what question was she expecting? "What is the title of this book?"
Shit My Kids Says
Night Cameras
He'll Die Soon
I love how these comments act like children have basic reasoning skills. Theyre children guys lol
Money, Please
See You Later
Shit My Kids Says
I believe that the parents should stop allowing their kids to watch the news
8-Year-Old's Wisdom
Annoying
Going To Heaven
Just Get Something For Mom
Beauty Advise
Ruining Lives
Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. You'll hear that a lot!
Feeling Old
Shit My Kids Says
Homework
Perfect Description
Am I the only one that thinks the term the kid used sounds like a classification of a snowstorm?
No More Babies
Lies, All Lies
Shit My Kids Says
Taste Of The Adult Life
My Tasty Mango
No Habla Español
Explaining Things
Friendship
Shit My Kids Says
Hopes And Dreams
Daddy's Job
Shit My Kids Says
I Promise Not To
Mommy Duties
Garage Sale!
Something tells me that the kid is responsible for the funeral