It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.

Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.

So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.

#1

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
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4 years ago

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i have 2 cats and my friend has a allergy and it didn't affect him

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#2

Shit My Kids Says

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Heather Keedy Bateman
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4 years ago

That doesn't change, kid... ;D

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#3

Shit My Kids Says

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youcanignorethisname
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4 years ago

Eheheh

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#4

Shit My Kids Says

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Alyssa Vaisey
Community Member
4 years ago

Yup! Welcome to the lovely world of menstruation!

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#5

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Ehehe. I actually saw this somewhere else as an actual joke. Can also turn as satire against the fakers acting as angels in the public, but really are feeding off human poverty they claim to fight against.

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#6

Shit My Kids Says

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Martine Gøttler
Community Member
4 years ago

My kid says this every time we are late

Grace Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahahaha smart kid

Jo Hoad
Community Member
4 years ago

You just can't argue with that sort of logic.

Kanishka Rajawansha
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow... I get angry when my father yells at me in the morning. But when he didn't yell at me I always end up missing the bus and secretly get angry for him not yelling at me.

Kara Foster
Community Member
4 years ago

touché

Amanda L
Community Member
1 year ago

That is true tho

Kate Scarlett
Community Member
2 years ago

"Ass in seat!" (It's an "Everybody Loves Raymond" reference.

Luna Kittenwarrior
Community Member
3 years ago

She's a woman already! XD

John Stackhouse
Community Member
4 years ago

I can relate!

Romina Slabber
Community Member
4 years ago

Genius! 😂

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#7

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Lol good looking and cleans he's perfect

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#8

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Well he's insightful

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#9

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

"I wanted a new iPhone!"

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#10

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

thug life

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#11

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

because it would probably be a costume party or halloween lol

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#12

Shit My Kids Says

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Rosie Bortoluzzi
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL, let's blame the neighbours :)

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#13

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

oh no he didn't

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#14

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
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4 years ago

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it brakes

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#15

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

oh no he didn't

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#16

Shit My Kids Says

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Hayley Lightcap
Community Member
4 years ago

Ditto

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#17

Shit My Kids Says

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

This kid will move far forward in life.

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#18

Shit My Kids Says

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Yoanna Novakova
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh, she's a writer for sure!! :) <3

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#19

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

lol

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#20

Shit My Kids Says

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Typical. ♥

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#21

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Geek In the Blue Toolbox
Community Member
4 years ago

Then what question was she expecting? "What is the title of this book?"

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#22

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

lmao

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#23

Shit My Kids Says

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Onyx Axe
Community Member
4 years ago

This 7 year old knows too much!

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#24

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Alexandre Girerd
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4 years ago

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rude just look it up so its not mean

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#25

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

The future in business looks very bright

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#26

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Bobby Zhang
Community Member
4 years ago

Creative thinking

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#27

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

i think you met the devil lol

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#28

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

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Paper route? I can't think of anything else

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#29

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

my brother says true dat

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#30

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

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Exactly What kind of parent are you? No child that young should have a clue. P.s. it's only heaven if there is weed... lots of weed

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#31

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Judy Semmens
Community Member
4 years ago

That's so sweet!

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#32

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Community Member
4 years ago

What cornfields has this child seen?

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#33

Shit My Kids Says

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Judy Semmens
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4 years ago

Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. You'll hear that a lot!

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#34

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Bolton Lillian
Community Member
1 year ago

Hi

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#35

Shit My Kids Says

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Nenad Ivanovic Shone
Community Member
4 years ago

"You owe $12 to mom for coming out of her va...

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#36

Shit My Kids Says

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Andrew Ramirez
Community Member
4 years ago

A great philosopher at such a young age.

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#37

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like he was successful

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#38

Shit My Kids Says

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Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

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#39

Shit My Kids Says

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maryhadalittlelamb
Community Member
4 years ago

that's adorable!

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#40

Shit My Kids Says

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DaPandaMonium
Community Member
4 years ago

lol

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#41

Shit My Kids Says

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Andrew Ramirez
Community Member
4 years ago

Basically a summary of my Tuesdays.

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#42

Shit My Kids Says

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Today he calls his mom a mango, tomorrow he's calling girls sugar. ♥

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#43

Shit My Kids Says

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

aww i usd to think that was latin

#44

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Community Member
4 years ago

What kind of conversation would this be?

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#45

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Doug Kirk
Community Member
4 years ago

4yo: "HE HIT ME!!!!" 8yo: "No, I did not. He ran into my fist!" Me: "Well played son. Well played"

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#46

Shit My Kids Says

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Awe... That's so cute

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#47

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

A future advertiser.

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#48

Shit My Kids Says

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Spiders, bugs, and all the other multilegged monsters.

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#49

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

its called a sneeze

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#50

Shit My Kids Says

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Andrew Ramirez
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4 years ago

What exactly did you do?

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#51

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Lololol what?!?!

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#52

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Eventually, I s'pose!

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#53

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's to much like my nephew...

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#54

Shit My Kids Says

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meow point1
Community Member
3 years ago

That's flawed logic.

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#55

Shit My Kids Says

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

welp thats my 2/3 of my foreplay life out the window

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#56

Shit My Kids Says

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Roselien van den Boogaard
Community Member
4 years ago

Hihihi

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#57

Shit My Kids Says

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Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
4 years ago

That's actually kind of cute

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#58

Shit My Kids Says

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd be so tempted to say yes

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#59

Shit My Kids Says

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Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha, just like my dad

#60

Shit My Kids Says

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Nadine Hughey
Community Member
4 years ago

I think I get it...and agree.

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#61

Shit My Kids Says

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Kids know more about technology then me. I'm a 27 year old cave woman

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#62

Shit My Kids Says

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha that's exactly what a big sister is for... educating

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#63

Shit My Kids Says

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's not a scent I'd be able to compare I guess I haven't sniffed enough horse

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#64

Shit My Kids Says

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Roselien van den Boogaard
Community Member
4 years ago

Accidentally on purpose he means. But the last thing he doesnt say to you

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#65

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I need to know the rest of the story

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#66

Shit My Kids Says

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

To unemployed people it is (i really need a job ..)

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#67

Shit My Kids Says

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Alexandre Girerd
Community Member
4 years ago

just in movies

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#68

Shit My Kids Says

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Hmmmh.... Without a comma, this has quite a few meanings....

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#69

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