British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh
When a stranger sends you a chat request on Facebook, it’s usually a good idea to just ignore it. One British woman received a message from an Indian scammer, and rather than just dismissing him, she decided to find out what he was all about. What ensued was a massively hilarious conversation that most likely left the guy wiping away tears of shame getting scammed himself.
The encounter seems inspired by ‘Barbara O’Cumbungle,’ the woman who exposed a fraudulent Nigerian priest scam over the summer, if not directly carried out by her under her new internet troll-appropriate alias – ‘Fellatia McSuckle.’ Either way, this crook had no idea what he was getting into, and you just have to scroll down and find out the best way to scamming scammers.
On a serious note, if someone you met online is asking you for money, or you’ve got a text message clearly coming from scammer numbers, it’s a wise idea to treat it with the utmost suspicion, no matter what reasons they give. Blocking and reporting the scammer is best, but if you’re in a comical mood, feel free to use this post as a template for your response.
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Facebook should lock his status as that. 'My name is a**l from a**s...'
for some reason my brain says that line should be sung to the tune of Copacabana
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Well, speaking as a Bob. I don't want him to have me.
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I'm Indian and this made me feel good... I'm glad A**l has been taught a lesson ... And I hope all the Anals out there learn from this. 😂😂😂
I don't associate Indians with scammers. And if I don't the that pretty much means the world doesn't. So you are good. Trust me.
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Read this part when waiting for bus. Now I seem like a crazy person who grins alone at bus stop.
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Would you like me to take out the kerplunk and do the whiz-bang-wallop in your Celine Dion with your clap clinics in my hands? XD
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"You village idiot...Actually, leave it" Correct, it is better this way :-)
Mitie is an outsourced facilities management company. Sounds on point for Indians to do outsourced stuff :3
Load More Replies... Anyone else go look up this little d**k-sock on FB like I just did!? Haha he must have changed his profile pic because I can't tell which A**l he is.
He removed it or made it private. Even with the city it's impossible to find him :(
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She only dropped the ball with the bobs. Should have sent Bob Marley, Bob Ross, Bob Dylan, Bob Newhart, Bob the Builder. . .
I love that his comeback is that he has a hot woman there already after setting up the premise that he's not a scammer, just someone who wants to travel to have sex with a "very, very elderly woman."
As an American who believes she has an excellent command of the English language, I bow before those who have mastered the mother tongue. The Brits really do come up with the greatest insults!
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This lady is absolutely priceless!! You go girl. Bet he felt like a real Bob after that.
these scammers just have so little class. do they have no dignity? no shame? seriously who raised these little demon spawn?
Poverty. People in poor regions with no jobs and no future, trying to survive.
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"putrid little c**k-snorkler" :D made my day, totally need to add that one to my vocabulary
dude even censored his own text... but seriously tho..... send him some bobs and vagne photos for his effort LOL
On behalf of indians i request that please don't judge entire India because of this man. Although the conversation was funny. That woman has perfect witt and humor 😁
Don't worry too much. He well may not have been Indian; scammers will use literally anything as a base. I routinely get this gunk from the "IRS", "CIA", "FBI", various clerks for solicitors and lawyers, so-called lawyers themselves, 'bank presidents', and so on. Some of them are quite funny on their own, without engaging them in a dialog.
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There needs to be a reddit user name PM_Me_Your_Bobs. Please, someone, make this happen.
If this is supposed to be real, I find one thing suspicious. A**l made it very clear he didn't understand "the ground rules", yet he still managed to compose a "hot and sexy sentence" following the rules to the letter. How did A**l do that? Unless his intelligence and comprehension of English was suddenly drastically improved, it's almost as if somebody was inconsistent with A**l's character portrayal.
Well guess what ? THIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY! Salute to the girl !
I've done this a few times on the phone with the "Computer Support" scammers but usually get too mad at how stupid they are thinking I'm falling for it.
Poor guy.. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he has definitely f****d English 😂😂😂..
At first I thought it was funny but then the story turned and it made it look like a fake story. :(
I'm pretty sure this was copied from a Ted Talk by James Veitch.
Totally made up by somebody wanting 15 minutes of fame and hoping it will go 'viral' I can believe how anyone could fall for it
This person obviously watched some content by James Veitch on YouTube. He basically does the same thing. Still pretty funny though
How often have we seen this now? The first time was creative but all the others...? Not quite so...
I absolutely LOVE this!!!! That woman is a genius!! Wonderful job ma'am, I am so proud of you!!!
I am ashamed as a fellow citizen, who even resides in the same state as him. On behalf of him I apologise for the extremely rude behaviour. Please do not think ill of my country or my state.
if someone said they want to see my bobs,I'd have photographed my Bob Seger 45's!
You my dear lady are a pure genius, i love what you did there, i never laughet so hard at posts like this....you are a true genuine, hats off to you!
I am from India and I understand how an Indian would convert Hindi to English I'm his head to write something. This is definitely not what one would do. This is just a cheap rascist joke by a attention seeking blogger. Hope it gets you more TRP lol
lol do your research!! this is from ''bigdave vs naughty scammers'' here's what he's since posted on his page:- BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I w
Do your research!!! this is the work of "BigDave Vs Naughty Scammers'' !!! BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly
If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly well prove to you that I am a man! But I act with decorum at all times, so I won't do that. How dare you assume my gender, how dare you. You have no right to besmirch my gender, no right at all. Your lazy journalistic methods are nothing more than a smear campaign on my gender. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to paint on some eyebrows, wax my bikini line and take a selfie in the mirror of a public lavatory with a tampon machine in the background because I am such a big girl! Best wishes David, aged 39 and 3/4 xxx P.S. Facebook, if you are reading this, please ignore the above. The women mentioned are all real women and not duplicate accounts opened by me that you have subsequently banned so please don't ban me like you did Fellatia (see photo) ...you absolute, definitive, unquestionable and undiluted spunk-barrels! xx
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Yeeehaw! I Love it when you’re able to get a liveone and make him look lik a total fool!!
As I put in context that are 80 million male more than female in India, I could believe maybe that poor guy was not a scammer just someone who do not know how internet works. However when I thought that he was such a prepared to receive the money, I've started to doubt that.
However its just remind me that I was a similar story in once, however I act the reverse. When months later while we chatting, she offered to help me to move there etc, I refused it from proud and insecurities, and when I had the option to solve to moved there only by myself time passed, and she did not wanted to meet me anymore :(
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Oh god i love it, I'm going to be smiling for weeks 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇
This post is by Big Dave VS Naughty Scammers, there is no woman, and Dave should be given credit for the work he does against these scammers
This "A**l from the A**s" conversation is just too funny. And the British Lady was just toooooo patient hehehehe. I doubt if it was any other woman would be that patient , i guess A**l would have been blasted in the first two texts . Lol.
I did it once to a 'high bank official i Nigeria'. He assured me that I was the only survivor to an Richard Klinck' killed in a road accident, who had left 5 million dollars in a bank account. First, I pointed out that I was adopted. Oh, no problem! How had he determined I was the 'only living relative left'? (Aside from the fact that I answered, that is.) His offices had done a great deal of research. I tossed in a few more red herrings...you could just see him salivating on his computer...I finally said, 'gee this sounds great! I'm sending all this to my lawyer to finalize the details!' Never heard anything more;wonder how long it took him to dismantle that account. 5 days of jerking him along, and about 5 minutes total spent on it. And I didn't get a scammer email for years after...
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really stitched him up with intelligence, a bit cruel, not really idiot
Poor guy. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he definitely f****d up the English!! 😂😂😂
Well i am ashamed coz i am Indian, got nothing to say but chat was hilarious
Well played, Stella ! Wha chew tink, A**l from A**s teen boy wit wilt imajintion or jus dirty ol man ? PS Kin I c yer bobs ?
That guy was really rude man, he gets what he deserved, his language was so bad, that s not the way to speak to anyone, and secondly even his english was ordinary, thousands of incident all over the world have happened so far in which a guy starts a conversation, later ask the girl to come over his place, alot of cases of harrassment and kidnapping have happened, so it s my request to all the girls that don t reply to any unknown person message, you want to make friends, thousands of good boys are in your town, go for them, and don t ever share your personal information with anyone, stay safe and away from such peoples
Wtf.... Why did she waste her time with this guy at all? I don't think he had understood what happened and had learned from it. I get requests like this almost every day but I never answer, cause well I have better things to do with my life than chatting with jerks :D
I've had this little s**t scammer friend request me too! I don't know who the hell he was so I debuted and blocked him along with several other idiots
This is seriously the best s**t I've read in a long time ahah. xD
Sorry to say this, but personal experince. Yes they are really ambitious and a pain in the a*s. They love to c**k the employer. They will say anything to destroy you to the employer to get your position, even they dont have any experience or education. Teaboy becoming a restaurant supervisor just for a month of working with a real certified hrm graduate. Next thing you know went up to be a manager because of sucking.
Indian men always say "Bobs" hehehe, but also the Arabic men say "Poops" when referring to a woman's bosom. I'm not sure which is worse :-D
Don't you know the difference between Bangladesh and West Bengal!! LOL!!
Load More Replies... Facebook should lock his status as that. 'My name is a**l from a**s...'
for some reason my brain says that line should be sung to the tune of Copacabana
Load More Replies... Well, speaking as a Bob. I don't want him to have me.
Load More Replies... I'm Indian and this made me feel good... I'm glad A**l has been taught a lesson ... And I hope all the Anals out there learn from this. 😂😂😂
I don't associate Indians with scammers. And if I don't the that pretty much means the world doesn't. So you are good. Trust me.
Load More Replies... Read this part when waiting for bus. Now I seem like a crazy person who grins alone at bus stop.
Load More Replies... Would you like me to take out the kerplunk and do the whiz-bang-wallop in your Celine Dion with your clap clinics in my hands? XD
Load More Replies... "You village idiot...Actually, leave it" Correct, it is better this way :-)
Mitie is an outsourced facilities management company. Sounds on point for Indians to do outsourced stuff :3
Load More Replies... Anyone else go look up this little d**k-sock on FB like I just did!? Haha he must have changed his profile pic because I can't tell which A**l he is.
He removed it or made it private. Even with the city it's impossible to find him :(
Load More Replies... She only dropped the ball with the bobs. Should have sent Bob Marley, Bob Ross, Bob Dylan, Bob Newhart, Bob the Builder. . .
I love that his comeback is that he has a hot woman there already after setting up the premise that he's not a scammer, just someone who wants to travel to have sex with a "very, very elderly woman."
As an American who believes she has an excellent command of the English language, I bow before those who have mastered the mother tongue. The Brits really do come up with the greatest insults!
Load More Replies... This lady is absolutely priceless!! You go girl. Bet he felt like a real Bob after that.
these scammers just have so little class. do they have no dignity? no shame? seriously who raised these little demon spawn?
Poverty. People in poor regions with no jobs and no future, trying to survive.
Load More Replies... "putrid little c**k-snorkler" :D made my day, totally need to add that one to my vocabulary
dude even censored his own text... but seriously tho..... send him some bobs and vagne photos for his effort LOL
On behalf of indians i request that please don't judge entire India because of this man. Although the conversation was funny. That woman has perfect witt and humor 😁
Don't worry too much. He well may not have been Indian; scammers will use literally anything as a base. I routinely get this gunk from the "IRS", "CIA", "FBI", various clerks for solicitors and lawyers, so-called lawyers themselves, 'bank presidents', and so on. Some of them are quite funny on their own, without engaging them in a dialog.
Load More Replies... There needs to be a reddit user name PM_Me_Your_Bobs. Please, someone, make this happen.
If this is supposed to be real, I find one thing suspicious. A**l made it very clear he didn't understand "the ground rules", yet he still managed to compose a "hot and sexy sentence" following the rules to the letter. How did A**l do that? Unless his intelligence and comprehension of English was suddenly drastically improved, it's almost as if somebody was inconsistent with A**l's character portrayal.
Well guess what ? THIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY! Salute to the girl !
I've done this a few times on the phone with the "Computer Support" scammers but usually get too mad at how stupid they are thinking I'm falling for it.
Poor guy.. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he has definitely f****d English 😂😂😂..
At first I thought it was funny but then the story turned and it made it look like a fake story. :(
I'm pretty sure this was copied from a Ted Talk by James Veitch.
Totally made up by somebody wanting 15 minutes of fame and hoping it will go 'viral' I can believe how anyone could fall for it
This person obviously watched some content by James Veitch on YouTube. He basically does the same thing. Still pretty funny though
How often have we seen this now? The first time was creative but all the others...? Not quite so...
I absolutely LOVE this!!!! That woman is a genius!! Wonderful job ma'am, I am so proud of you!!!
I am ashamed as a fellow citizen, who even resides in the same state as him. On behalf of him I apologise for the extremely rude behaviour. Please do not think ill of my country or my state.
if someone said they want to see my bobs,I'd have photographed my Bob Seger 45's!
You my dear lady are a pure genius, i love what you did there, i never laughet so hard at posts like this....you are a true genuine, hats off to you!
I am from India and I understand how an Indian would convert Hindi to English I'm his head to write something. This is definitely not what one would do. This is just a cheap rascist joke by a attention seeking blogger. Hope it gets you more TRP lol
lol do your research!! this is from ''bigdave vs naughty scammers'' here's what he's since posted on his page:- BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I w
Do your research!!! this is the work of "BigDave Vs Naughty Scammers'' !!! BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly
If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly well prove to you that I am a man! But I act with decorum at all times, so I won't do that. How dare you assume my gender, how dare you. You have no right to besmirch my gender, no right at all. Your lazy journalistic methods are nothing more than a smear campaign on my gender. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to paint on some eyebrows, wax my bikini line and take a selfie in the mirror of a public lavatory with a tampon machine in the background because I am such a big girl! Best wishes David, aged 39 and 3/4 xxx P.S. Facebook, if you are reading this, please ignore the above. The women mentioned are all real women and not duplicate accounts opened by me that you have subsequently banned so please don't ban me like you did Fellatia (see photo) ...you absolute, definitive, unquestionable and undiluted spunk-barrels! xx
Load More Replies... Yeeehaw! I Love it when you’re able to get a liveone and make him look lik a total fool!!
As I put in context that are 80 million male more than female in India, I could believe maybe that poor guy was not a scammer just someone who do not know how internet works. However when I thought that he was such a prepared to receive the money, I've started to doubt that.
However its just remind me that I was a similar story in once, however I act the reverse. When months later while we chatting, she offered to help me to move there etc, I refused it from proud and insecurities, and when I had the option to solve to moved there only by myself time passed, and she did not wanted to meet me anymore :(
Load More Replies... Oh god i love it, I'm going to be smiling for weeks 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇
This post is by Big Dave VS Naughty Scammers, there is no woman, and Dave should be given credit for the work he does against these scammers
This "A**l from the A**s" conversation is just too funny. And the British Lady was just toooooo patient hehehehe. I doubt if it was any other woman would be that patient , i guess A**l would have been blasted in the first two texts . Lol.
I did it once to a 'high bank official i Nigeria'. He assured me that I was the only survivor to an Richard Klinck' killed in a road accident, who had left 5 million dollars in a bank account. First, I pointed out that I was adopted. Oh, no problem! How had he determined I was the 'only living relative left'? (Aside from the fact that I answered, that is.) His offices had done a great deal of research. I tossed in a few more red herrings...you could just see him salivating on his computer...I finally said, 'gee this sounds great! I'm sending all this to my lawyer to finalize the details!' Never heard anything more;wonder how long it took him to dismantle that account. 5 days of jerking him along, and about 5 minutes total spent on it. And I didn't get a scammer email for years after...
Load More Replies... really stitched him up with intelligence, a bit cruel, not really idiot
Poor guy. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he definitely f****d up the English!! 😂😂😂
Well i am ashamed coz i am Indian, got nothing to say but chat was hilarious
Well played, Stella ! Wha chew tink, A**l from A**s teen boy wit wilt imajintion or jus dirty ol man ? PS Kin I c yer bobs ?
That guy was really rude man, he gets what he deserved, his language was so bad, that s not the way to speak to anyone, and secondly even his english was ordinary, thousands of incident all over the world have happened so far in which a guy starts a conversation, later ask the girl to come over his place, alot of cases of harrassment and kidnapping have happened, so it s my request to all the girls that don t reply to any unknown person message, you want to make friends, thousands of good boys are in your town, go for them, and don t ever share your personal information with anyone, stay safe and away from such peoples
Wtf.... Why did she waste her time with this guy at all? I don't think he had understood what happened and had learned from it. I get requests like this almost every day but I never answer, cause well I have better things to do with my life than chatting with jerks :D
I've had this little s**t scammer friend request me too! I don't know who the hell he was so I debuted and blocked him along with several other idiots
This is seriously the best s**t I've read in a long time ahah. xD
Sorry to say this, but personal experince. Yes they are really ambitious and a pain in the a*s. They love to c**k the employer. They will say anything to destroy you to the employer to get your position, even they dont have any experience or education. Teaboy becoming a restaurant supervisor just for a month of working with a real certified hrm graduate. Next thing you know went up to be a manager because of sucking.
Indian men always say "Bobs" hehehe, but also the Arabic men say "Poops" when referring to a woman's bosom. I'm not sure which is worse :-D
Don't you know the difference between Bangladesh and West Bengal!! LOL!!
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