It seems to be the trend for any important leader these days, whether it be in the United States of America or the abode of the damned, to have an active Twitter account. And Satan, of course, is no exception.
While the idea of hell has always been one filled with torment and eternal damnation, a parody Satan's Twitter account has been doing the rounds lately, and it's ingenious in its impishness. Like his enduring rival God, who has his own hilariously crafted parody account, Satan tweets out cheeky, biting one-liners based on current events, many of which use the inherent comedy of the Trump administration for inspiration. Satan's Twitter just hits the spot on his relevant remarks on the mortal's life.
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of our favorite gems from Satan's Twitter, which can peruse by scrolling down below. Let us know what you think, and don't forget to vote for the funny Satan Twitter wisdom!
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I hope trump replies -- Miss you too dad! Thanks for all the wisdom though!
I'm laughing about this tweet and crying thinking about the future of our country
He keeps eating all that McDonalds, you’ll see him soon enough and we. Won’t havve too iimpeach him!
What an insult. Satan would have nothing to do with that piece of s**t.
OK all you hard working people look at your paycheck in February 2018 and then tell me you feel the same.
If you don't like the content, why do you still read it?
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Couple of years back, I watched few horror flicks day after day and was so terrified in the night, that someone is beneath my bed and was afraid af all the time to get down. Finally I had to remove all 4 legs from bed and now it sits on floor. No more fear, Yay!
Comedian Jim Jefferies has a amazing cameo related to this. A must watch. Search on youtube - Jim Jefferies hell vs heaven. I would recommend using headphones in office hours though.
It feels like the closet door on the left is going to open slowly...
I have always wondered this, why Hell Meant to be agony and pain. If you are a bad person and done some super bad s**t entire life, then Satan is gonna dig you, you are his boy after all.
This doesn't apply to Vampires and Dorian Gray (if he never looked at his painting)
So very true. You need to burn some bridges to get where your going.
Hell is going to be awful lot crowded with all teachers from my school.
so, Jesus is the "Lamb of God," and Mary had... ILLUMIONATI CONFJOIRMED
My daughter, when she was like 12: Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face looks a little banged up...
Fall in love than. It does the job a lot faster, grandad, and there's lots of internal wars, torture, and just complete and utter chaos.
If you reverse the intro sounds in dora the explorer it sounds like they're saying "hail satan"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop do not enter.
With most of the comments, I see the twitter account being used by the devil from the TV-Serie: Lucifer. It makes it fun!
I could see that, too. The tweets sound like something he'd say for sure.
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Hey, sorry Trump lovers but it's not our problem you can't see what's right in front of your face.
Well if we're being honest, republicans aren't really known for their ability to laugh at themselves, or take a joke, or be funny.
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You'd be surprised just how much the Church of Satan is more civilized these days. At least more than the right.
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I think it's hilarious, but I also note that the author does not differentiate between "it's" and "its" in one single sentence. Grammar, children, let us not forget our grammar. :)
That's why I'm making sure I'm going to hell, Satan isn't only fun, he's the most beautiful angel and has all the good video games too
It is always disappointing when I see a downvoted comment and I'm looking for juicy drama and all I get is this spam.
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I very well know what you mean, but every day is not a same day and today was not a usual-ok or usual-good day for me, it was unusual-bad one. Embarrassed & sorry to spoil your fun. May be tomorrow I will come back with better ones.
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Yeah cuz we should so be honoring & dignifying the racist, misogynist, hypocritical monsters among us!
Load More Replies... With most of the comments, I see the twitter account being used by the devil from the TV-Serie: Lucifer. It makes it fun!
I could see that, too. The tweets sound like something he'd say for sure.
Load More Replies... Hey, sorry Trump lovers but it's not our problem you can't see what's right in front of your face.
Well if we're being honest, republicans aren't really known for their ability to laugh at themselves, or take a joke, or be funny.
Load More Replies... You'd be surprised just how much the Church of Satan is more civilized these days. At least more than the right.
Load More Replies... I think it's hilarious, but I also note that the author does not differentiate between "it's" and "its" in one single sentence. Grammar, children, let us not forget our grammar. :)
That's why I'm making sure I'm going to hell, Satan isn't only fun, he's the most beautiful angel and has all the good video games too
It is always disappointing when I see a downvoted comment and I'm looking for juicy drama and all I get is this spam.
Load More Replies... I very well know what you mean, but every day is not a same day and today was not a usual-ok or usual-good day for me, it was unusual-bad one. Embarrassed & sorry to spoil your fun. May be tomorrow I will come back with better ones.
Load More Replies... Yeah cuz we should so be honoring & dignifying the racist, misogynist, hypocritical monsters among us!
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