Turns Out Satan Has A Twitter Account, And It’s Hilarious As Hell

Very well said, couldn't agree more.

I hope you'll meet him asap

That's fair.

I pictured a sassy snap at the end

Jeez... the comment sections are really messy on all of these. can’t we just enjoy this for what it is?

Does this mean Santa gets letters from dyslexic Satanists?

Couple of years back, I watched few horror flicks day after day and was so terrified in the night, that someone is beneath my bed and was afraid af all the time to get down. Finally I had to remove all 4 legs from bed and now it sits on floor. No more fear, Yay!

Open a kebab shop.

Comedian Jim Jefferies has a amazing cameo related to this. A must watch. Search on youtube - Jim Jefferies hell vs heaven. I would recommend using headphones in office hours though.

Yup, lit with hot boiling oil..

Well you should, maybe you can earn some money

I had to read this like 3 times. I can't believe that is on a sign. I must be misunderstanding it's meaning right?

When Satan has better burns than you do

It feels like the closet door on the left is going to open slowly...

Priorities

Relatable

lol

I have always wondered this, why Hell Meant to be agony and pain. If you are a bad person and done some super bad s**t entire life, then Satan is gonna dig you, you are his boy after all.

Lol... now every time a guy uses that cheesy line on a girl, she should just clap back n ask him if he thinks she's the devil!

This is disgusting and I have the urge to cry now.

which one is the person in a costume?

That was deep...

*awkward pause*

I approve this message!

This doesn't apply to Vampires and Dorian Gray (if he never looked at his painting)

Rightly said.

*Drills into ground to try and find hell*

yes.

Before is was a satanic symbol is was a fertility symbol....

So very true. You need to burn some bridges to get where your going.

Yoga Pants? OK ladies if you get killed make sure you're not wearing Yoga Pants as apparently you may get to heaven but your pants are going to hell, no one wants their first impression of meeting god to go wrong because he can see your minge.

so all those are damned, but not people with radical and hate attitudes?

I get why as an atheist I'm supposedly going to hell, which to be honest sounds like a better place since heaven seems to be full of some very close minded judgey people. But why exactly are my pants going to hell? It's not like they have done anything wrong, other than cling to my a*s . And if yoga pants are going to hell, than surely leggings and tights are too?

I hate that dam sign. Like wtf? Yoga pants are AMAZING!

Wow, I'm going to hell, honestly, why do people hate cutters so much?

Imma come up to them in yoga pants a feminist t-shirt my phone with porn playing and show them my wrists

Looks like ugly, weird, a******s get a free ride.

MUSLIMS!? WHY MUSLIMS? THEY'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG!

If these all go the Hell, Heaven's gonna be an awkwardly boring place.

I got a 5/12 on this

Everyone on the list always are fun people and tell the truth,no wonder Satan said he'll is lit.

I wish we could quietly make these people just disappear.

I am so there!

Yoga pants?

well while there at it why not add fun to the list

Those who believe others will not be in the same eternity as theirs are probably wrong.Be carful Of condemning others,you just might join them.

love this one!

What exactly is a porn freak??

And the guy wearing a Spawn shirt is a plus😂😂😂

I know right?! Who wants to go to a house party where you sit with perfect posture and avoid eye contact.

Oh sheet, Im more than half of them..... and I dont wear yoga pants

That list is way to short.