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Anybody who's read Ryan Reynold's tweets about parenting will know why the Deadpool star is one of the funniest men on Twitter. But if you still need proof of this then look no further than his awesome Twitter responses.
Mr. Reynolds is no stranger to attention, and the attention he receives is often...well...a little bit awkward to say the least. "Kick me in the boobs and drag me across the pavement," Tweeted one somewhat overexcited fan. "I want you to rip open my bladder and live in me," wrote another, and one person cut right to the chase by simply writing "fist me." But Reynolds never landed his gig as Deadpool for being shy, and as you can see, the actor always seems to have an (in)appropriate response for the weird and wonderful (and occasionally innocent) tweets he receives.
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Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
Why would anyone put an answer above the post? Twitter's weird, nay?
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Sylvia Akaash 9 years ago
Nope..BLOND. He is male. 'Blonde' is for females..
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Aarin Nichols 9 years ago
omg!!!! this one just made me laugh out loud...as i'm holding my one year old.
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María Gómez 9 years ago
The name of the poster was originally "Ryan Reynold's dad"
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Megan Zayat 9 years ago
who the hell would ask a celebrity if they like a celebrity's haircut? ESPECIALLY talking to a dude like...
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
He was one of the singers in One Direction. Yeah, I don't listen to them but my friends daughter does. For me, their music is aimed at the teen market.
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Flora Chrestman-Otto 9 years ago
LOL..... that is completely a different world when dad gets to the point where she knows the meaning of life and he is old and dumb............it happens to all of us...........ENJOY THE BABIES WHILE THEY ARE SMALL even if you are tired it does not last long even though it seems to at the time............NANA
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Melissa Boone 9 years ago
It kills me that you ladies( I use that term loosely) think its ok to comment such inappropriate things to a MARRIED MAN! Just because Ms Blake is expecting doesn't mean she can't whoop that a*s!
Sara Shrader 9 years ago
I love how Ryan Reynolds is the nastiest comic out there. He uses the word "c**t" frequently. He talks about how stupid his kid is. He makes the most raunchy jokes I've ever heard but shame on women for telling him they'd like to tongue punch his taint...this is the world we live in.
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Ann Ros'a 9 years ago
I wouldn't even ask my hubby to do that, let a lone a sweet celeb like Ryan!
Darrell Parkhill 9 years ago
Your husband should have to be asked. If he loved you, he just WOULD.
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Megan Zayat 9 years ago
it's sad and revolting to see what these ppl ask him. HE'S FREAKING MARRIED. AND HAS KIDS. BLOODY HELL. keep up the good work Ryan
David Gallagher 9 years ago
Even if he was single, it's still a despicable thing to ask of anyone in a public, non-sexual, online forum. I swear some people can't edit themselves at all. Makes me sad.
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Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Wouldn't it make more sense to put his responses below the tweets he's responding to?
Deirdre Clark 9 years ago
It is the way the 'string' works on Twitter. Unfortunately
Load More Replies... Melissa Boone 9 years ago
I think people should have more respect for his wife then to make sexual comments.
Hans 9 years ago
"King On Twittersphere"...senselessly replying to senseless comments? Even reading them seems like a waste of time. Some ware witty, yes, but so what?
Megan Zayat 9 years ago
Hes just trying to be funny to gain popularity and be a fun person. Of course I wouldnt even read them.
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Intensive Panda 9 years ago
don't hate on me but his responses aren't very clever. I mean, he lives that deadpool thing but imho the movie wasn't that good
Hans 9 years ago
You probably mean: his public relations adviser told him for a desired public image seemingly living the deadpool thing might do well.
Load More Replies... Megan Zayat 9 years ago
it's sad and revolting to see what these ppl ask him. HE'S FREAKING MARRIED. AND HAS KIDS. BLOODY HELL. keep up the good work Ryan
David Gallagher 9 years ago
Even if he was single, it's still a despicable thing to ask of anyone in a public, non-sexual, online forum. I swear some people can't edit themselves at all. Makes me sad.
Load More Replies... Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Wouldn't it make more sense to put his responses below the tweets he's responding to?
Deirdre Clark 9 years ago
It is the way the 'string' works on Twitter. Unfortunately
Load More Replies... Melissa Boone 9 years ago
I think people should have more respect for his wife then to make sexual comments.
Hans 9 years ago
"King On Twittersphere"...senselessly replying to senseless comments? Even reading them seems like a waste of time. Some ware witty, yes, but so what?
Megan Zayat 9 years ago
Hes just trying to be funny to gain popularity and be a fun person. Of course I wouldnt even read them.
Load More Replies... Intensive Panda 9 years ago
don't hate on me but his responses aren't very clever. I mean, he lives that deadpool thing but imho the movie wasn't that good
Hans 9 years ago
You probably mean: his public relations adviser told him for a desired public image seemingly living the deadpool thing might do well.
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