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The time has come. You're finally quitting your job. Might as well go out with a bang! Don't worry, Even if you go a little bit overboard, what are they going to do? Fire you?

To highlight how satisfying it can be to leave your employer in style, Bored Panda put together a new list of people who just did. From making a meme to naming one of the urinals after themselves, here are some of the most creative "resignation letters" ever written.

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My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast

My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast

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To learn more about quits, we contacted Germany-based personal growth and career coach Trish Lee.

"There are numerous reasons why a person should consider leaving their job," Lee, who also creates content for Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn, and YouTube, told Bored Panda. "For example, if they are surrounded by toxic colleagues (and they've tried to improve the situation by talking to their manager or said colleague but nothing changes), the company provides no continuous personal development opportunities, or their job isn't even something they want to do—maybe they got into it just to live someone else's dream. Or maybe they're offered a great long-term career opportunity elsewhere."

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I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn't Use It?

I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn't Use It?

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If someone is serious about quitting but aren't quite sure yet, Lee said it would be a good idea to start by simply considering the pros and cons of staying vs. leaving. "You can even write everything down on paper or an Excel sheet for better clarity!"

"Try to do some background checks on the new company if it fits your personal growth needs, financial needs, technical skills, future career goals, company culture (check reviews on Glassdoor, Kununu, and Google)," the career coach advised.

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"If still in doubt, accept the invitation to go for an interview (for this, it's important to have a list of questions ready!). Clarify any doubts you may have about the new job or company background."

Lee highlighted that going for an interview doesn't automatically mean you're agreeing to the offer but it can provide valuable information and make your decision a lot easier. "It is just an opportunity for you to have a deeper understanding of the job and whether it suits you, while it gives the recruiter a chance to get to know you better if you suit the job—think of it like going for a first date! It doesn't mean you're gonna get married."

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My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter

My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter

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#5

Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss's Desk

Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss's Desk

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they gave the boss the manual their co-workers use to survive him....

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The personal growth and career coach reassured that when someone is good at what they do and believes in their capabilities, there will always be a stream of opportunities that will come their way.

But with that being said, Lee doesn't think that quitting your job on the spot is a smart move. "If you resign too soon but, for example, haven't got sufficient savings to tide you over the next few weeks or months until you find a new job, you are putting yourself in unnecessary stress."

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"The interview process (from application to the actual interviews to signing a contract) can potentially take months in some companies!"

Unless, of course, you're in a really bad situation, like "the VP of your company or colleagues are sexually harassing you or bullying you in some horrible way. Which by the way, please report it to the police and consider sharing your experience online (Glassdoor, Kununu, and Google)."

#7

Resigning From A Bad Job With Style

Resigning From A Bad Job With Style

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! This sure is a sign that they really didn't like there job!

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#8

Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks

Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll just superglue " Don't ask what we can do for you, but ask how you can be of service to us. " over it.

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At the end of the day, trust your gut. "Doing a job because of the salary is a good form of extrinsic motivation, but it can never give you true happiness and a sense of purpose," Lee said.

"When selecting a job, it is important to do something that gives your life meaning and joy (this is how intrinsic motivation and a sense of fulfillment is created). It really doesn't matter if that means being a bartender, a cashier, a hairdresser, an entrepreneur, an engineer, whatever. Your position or salary does not equate to your self-worth. This is a misconception many people have."

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Your aim, according to Lee, should be to find a place where you are about 80% happy, leaving the rest 20% for possible minor inconveniences that both you and the company can work on in the future.

I hope these resignation letters will inspire you towards positive change.

#10

I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today

I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today

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Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message

Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message

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Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business

Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business

I’m super nervous but so excited to finally do what I feel is best for me. I can’t wait to see what’s in store during this new chapter of my life. I can’t wait to continue glowing & growing! Cheers to doing the damn thang.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what if.....just an if.....it is made to smell like rotten bananas....(bonus if it's fart scented) n she lights it on her table on her last day :)

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My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday

My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday

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Spock's Socks
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully Bobby will be taking his faithful regulars with him at his new job where he is appreciated.

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The Best Way To Quit Your Job

The Best Way To Quit Your Job

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#16

Mass Exodus - The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully They’ve Learned Their Lesson

Mass Exodus - The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully They’ve Learned Their Lesson

How would you quit, if you had the guts? Let's entertain this thought for a moment.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My letter of resignation was: "I quit smoking one year ago and I like it. So I quit working because I'll like it even more. As of the first day of July I'm in early retirement, I won't get rich from working anyway."

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#17

Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years

Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years

My second job offered me a $3 raise after two weeks because they were so impressed with my performance. So long.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More proof that you shouldn't put up with stingy asshole bosses. You're always worth more than they pay you, or else they would have replaced you with someone cheaper.

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Madlad Quits His Job

Madlad Quits His Job

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad or not, the boss is right. It's extremely unprofessional to quit over text.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

‘Not great news’: US boss fires 900 employees on a Zoom call https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/dec/07/not-great-news-us-boss-fires-900-employees-on-a-zoom-call

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Yo Momma
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A company can fire you without cause and without a 2 week notice, you can do the same. I see no issue with this.

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This pic isn't new. Last time it appeared on a BP list the overwhelming majority of comments agreed with the boss. Not to say this isn't a surprising way to quit, but the employee is very definitely not the hero of this story

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to get internet points while ensuring you'll never get a good reference.

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Anagram margana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where did someone who made it to even a semi-adult working age get the idea that it’s ok to do anything remotely like this?

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks. And reading some of the replies on here, I'm not so sure they all reached semi-adult state yet...

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ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saying STFU to your boss kinda guarantees you have to remove that entire job from your CV because future employers might phone them to find out how you were as a worker... and they'll say, "Oh him? He told me to STFU, so there's that."

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purple zebra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did the two weeks notice ever even start? It takes my company longer than two months to even post the job, let alone hire and train someone new so what is the point of it? It’s not like you could all of a sudden finish all your work in two weeks either. It’s so awkward to have to stick around for two weeks after you’ve made it known you no longer liked the job.

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Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't give you two weeks before your fired to make sure you have another job so you won't be in a bind

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Lissy 🤘
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just found out what STFU means and I absolutely agree with everyone here. @NsG you are right. The employee is not the hero.

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Iifa A.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did exactly this after 2 years in company, plus one semiyear during pandemic. I closed the shop 1am, at 9am I got 22messages on my day off. My only reply: resigned, effective now. Solicitor details. And I removed any connection with the company, people, shops they have. Any manager who brings you to say STFU doesn't deserve anything. Thanks to the last company I have made it my mission to make sure people I interact with and hire do not let me or any other manager speak to them like sh*t. Your lowest paid worker is usually the face of the company. when your manager says "you need this job, you have to be available and ready in case we text" you quit. If people wouldn't be afraid to stand for themselves or afraid to lose salary things would change faster. Expecting workers to be early, stay longer and then you scream at them should never be tolerated. If those were children and manager a teacher. He would be jailed

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Jerry Juneau
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All an employer can do is give your dates of employment, title and wage information. Two weeks notice is kind of b.s. If you are getting laid off or terminated, you usually don’t get notice of that.

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Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the US, a 2-week notice is actually NOT required. It is the professional thing to do, as it gives the employer time to try to hire/train a replacement. But it ISN'T required. And let's be honest: how often do employers treat their employees professionally? Do employees get a 2-week notice to find a new job, when they're laid off? Not usually. And of course they never get one when they're fired, even if that firing is for completely made up bullsh!t reasons. And yes, that does happen. So, yeah, u should try to give notice. But sometimes, u just can't. We've all worked sh!tty jobs, and stayed way too long, because we all have bills. Sometimes, though, ur treated like sh!t for so long, that u finally reach ur breaking point. Or something so bad or unfair happens, that u just can't go on. In those cases, I like to think of it as you firing your employer. And, like I said, nobody gets a 2-week notice when they're fired. At least this person let their employer know, instead of just disappearing.

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Stephanie Raymond
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heh, the employer wouldn't give you two weeks. And if you give two weeks, they won't give you any hours.

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Briana Kessler
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd agree with the boss, but employers more often than not treat employees like crap. I've lost the will to care how people quit anymore.

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Craig Reynolds
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is GOLD. FK your advance notice. 99% of companies will fire you on the spot anyway. Also, no employer EVER gives an employee advance notice they are going to be fired, so why TF do they think they are entitled to advance notice? FK that...

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Jerry Royal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah maybe, but I have never seen a employer give two weeks notice to firing A person, so there's that!

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Jerry Royal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah maybe, but I have never seen a employer give two weeks notice to firing someone!

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RoseTheMad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The boss is right, it IS unprofessional to not give any notice - and I imagine that if this person who quit needed a future reference from their former boss, it's not going to go so well for them. :I

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Paul Beebe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how companies will make sure to tell you that you work in an "At will State", which means you can be let go for absolutely no reason at all at any time-then have the balls to tell you that you have to give 2 weeks notice when quitting----yeah... kiss my ass...

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Zoe's Mom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the U.S. IT IS NOT a requirement to give 2 weeks notice. It's a courtesy.

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ape
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they can dump us on a moment notice, don't see why we owe them anything. 2 weeks more culturaly required slavery? which of you inbred owners thought we OWE you anything.

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Jack Smiley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Each job does not actually require a 2 week notice they use that time to find a replacement and you are not required to give them that notice

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MJLstrd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gave 2 week notice at a killer job and was asked if I wouldn't like to take those 2 weeks as vacation instead

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Adam Leviness
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've only ever given one job a two week notice. That was only because any time an employee put in their notice the petty boss fired them on the spot ans then claimed the quit and fought their unemoyemnt. So, I was the first person in the history of the company that put in a 2 week notice with an official letter of resignation, gave it to the boss, HR, and had a copy myself. My hope was that he would still fire me and I could collect unemployment for two weeks until my next job started. He didn't do that, but I've never put in a 2 week notice. I've never met an employer in my life that would give me a 2-week notice. Even when I was laid off and the company new they'd be losing their contract with our client a month in advance. They waited until we all came in the day after the contract expires and laid us off. Screw the employer, if they can't cover an employee not showing up to their shift or quiting then they don't have enough people working and it's most likely a terrible job

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Becca Hauck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many bosses give you a 2 weeks notice before firing you/laying you off? It's professional to make sure a company isn't inconvenienced by workers quitting but it's what? when a company shows you the door the minute it makes sense for them even though you actually need that money to live off of?!

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Andrew
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Employers should get 2 weeks if they deserve it. Most don't. What is extremely unprofessional is the fact an employer can use and abuse a worker then fire them with no recompense for no damn reason with no damn notice. Props to this dude

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless there's a contract in place, no job "requires" two weeks notice. It's not a law or rule. It's a professional courtesy that benefits ONLY the employer. If an employer can tell you not to come in tomorrow you're fired, I see no reason why an employee can't say, I'm not coming in tomorrow, I quit ✌️

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Christina T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a company can let you go without a 2 week notice, why should anyone have to give THEM a 2 week notice.

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Bernice Xkembri
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the employee is right, after all, employers can call you to work a shift you weren't scheduled for, so why the 2-week notice? it's not like they can find someone else in 2 weeks anyway. I also heard you can fire through email nowadays, so there.

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Mark Kelly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet an employer can fire/layoff an employee right on the spot.

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Ruth Dyke
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Firing 900 employees without a 2 weeks notice over Zoom is not professional or kind. Not giving your employer 2 weeks notice may not be professional, but so what. Enjoy your new job.

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What baffles me is how many people think this is okay. this boss said "good luck" and got basically a slap on the mouth in retaliation. It might be a shitty boss - it might not, we don't know - but how you act just says a lot about YOU. Not about them. So this guy would not get a job from me without putting him under close supervision. Most likely I wouldn't hire him at all. I really dislike rude people.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I looked all through the comments to find this at the bottom and then it was downvoted. Didn't any other notice, that the boss told him "Good luck". That doesn't deserve the parting shot I think.

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After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By

After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By

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I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago

I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago

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Onto Bigger And Better Things

Onto Bigger And Better Things

The note says: "This is a picture of T-Rex, my favorite Dinosaur. It's also my two weeks notice."

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#24

My "Partner In Crime" At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It

My "Partner In Crime" At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People really have time... some of us just stood up and never came back. Sent a text later

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#25

Handing In This Resignation Letter Today

Handing In This Resignation Letter Today

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How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen

How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen

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I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter

I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter

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A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister's Job

A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister's Job

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So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work

So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work

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