50 Hilarious Memes From The “Female Problems” Facebook Group That Perfectly Sum Up The Struggles Of Being A Woman
“The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun”
Many of you will know the song “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” by Shania Twain, the power anthem to let loose and go have a little (or a lot) of fun! After all that, the morning after may seem a little blurry, heavy, or headachy, leading to quite a few questions and missed calls from your ex. Where did your nail extensions go, where is your left shoe, how and when did you get that ankle tattoo…
Little problems that come with feeling like a woman! And what better way to encompass them than in meme form? And so today we’ll be looking at the most relatable posts shared in the “Female Problems” Facebook group. A little disclaimer—just because these are little hilarious bits about stereotypically feminine situations, doesn’t mean that each of us can’t find something to cackle at!
Therefore, dear reader, as you’re scrolling through this list, make sure you’re upvoting your favorites, leaving comments and funny stories in the sections below, and if you’re craving a little more, here’s another Bored Panda article for you to devour. Now let’s get into it!
More info: Facebook
This post may include affiliate links.
Long nails, makeup, silly ex-boyfriends, high heels that hurt the toes, periods, hair maintenance, weight maintenance, youth maintenance… All these things can be classified as “Female Problems.” Not to say boys or non-binary folk can’t experience ’em, but by society’s norms and “traditional” gender roles, this is what we attribute to women.
Why not laugh at the silliness of it all? Life’s too short to be grumpy when you can be fabulous! Thanks to the Facebook group conveniently named “Female Problems,” we’ve got quite a bit to chuckle about. However, whilst we have the silliness, we should also talk about the very serious problems women of today face.
And those two days happened when I was at home doing nothing, with nobody to see my glorious curls.
Oh God girl curls are so easy! Just make sure to use a microfiber towel, plop, avoid all silicones parabens methylates or anything that will leave any residue, under shampoo, overcondition, finger detangle NEVER brush, gather 600 imps, sacrifice a virgin to the full moon, allow rats to fester in it, buy a tiny home in the forest and get a one-eyed toad familiar for your new swamp witch lifestyle. Simple!
morning hair, vs just washed hair, vs afternoon hair, vs hair you been playing with while watching tv... curly hair is it's own boss
My mom was telling me she wished she had my naturally curly long hair and I told her having naturally curly hair is like having cowlicks all over your head since it's so hard to do anything with.
Best my curls have EVER looked was in high school the day I got my wisdom teeth out. The dentist asked why I did my hair when it was 8am and I was going to be unconscious most of the day. I woke up like that and I have NEVER been able to make them look like that again. The dental assistant just patted my hand and said she understood the struggle.
I’ve had beach wave/ringlet curls since I was a kid. It’s strange, no one else in my family has it to the extent I do. Plus I’ve got red/blonde highlights in my darker brown hair. No one else has that either. But the number one negative to having curly hair is finding a competent hair dresser who can cut it properly.
as someone who has curly hair, let me tell you, when people say “i wish i had your hair” i usually respond: take it. it’s too much for me.
I have a head of natural curls and my aunt said oh I wish I had your curls. No no you dont. Took her to my bathroom closet an showed her just how much product it takes. And that is mostly humid days
Load More Replies...
THANK YOU THIS SUMS UP MY LIFE PERFECTLYYY its always so poofy and u dont want to wear it bc then it tangles and you have to use 800 million different products...as u can tell i have a love/hate relationship with my (very curly) hair
Exactly. Mine is best when I wash it right before bed and let it dry overnight. But it only looks good for that next day so then I just hot roll it for a few days and start over.
Lost a lot of hair it grew back curly. Looks different every day.
Isn't it the truth? It'll be absolutely gorgeous on a day when you're cleaning house, but freak out when you have a date. Don't ever trust curly hair.
Love the people who also think we can just brush our hair when its dry.
And let's talk about the shelf of products we all have that promise beautiful curls with no frizz that DO NOT work. So, we buy another product and another...
I've seen this post many times and it never gets less relatable. My hair is my hair. People can do what they want with their body and hair. How you look is to make you happy not other people.
As someone with straight hair and a working lifetime of sleeping on wire rollers or getting toxic perms I can say I'd rather have the bother of curly hair. Retired and old I just use a curling iron. Thank you to whoever invented electric hair appliances. My mother used a literal iron curling iron heated in the fire or in the gas ring. Burnt hair smells awful.
Dude I have super curly hair lol. ITS SO ANNOYING. IT LOOKS CUTE. BUT ANNOYING.
I've always had thin straight hair. I always wanted some wave to my hair. With hair pills my hairs is thicker. Now when I get out of the shower with no products on my hair is curly. I always comb it and put my up in a clip. But in the humidity my bang's curl up. So the grass isn't always greener. I would just like to leave my hair down to see if the curls hold up or not.
Treat them with specif products for curly hair - shampoo, conditioner, styling spray/lotion, and dry them at low temp & slowly, preferably with your head down. Even if not *totally* curly, your hair will act as if! It happened to me, ironically after my last perm faded away (now a very long time ago)
Load More Replies...
The drive towards gender equality and the feminist movement are some things that have rooted themselves in society quite recently when considering all of human history. That, of course, means that the journey towards a society where gender determines very little is still a long way away, with female issues still prevalent in the world.
As listed by UN Women, these issues include violence against women and girls, the gender pay gap, the digital gender divide, domestic work versus career, period poverty and stigma, and underrepresentation as leaders. We’re just scratching the surface with these, but they’re good enough to start with.
Every day, in every country in the world, women are confronted by discrimination and inequality. As stated by Oxfam International, women all over the world face violence, abuse, and unequal treatment at home, at work, and in their wider communities—and are denied opportunities to learn, to earn, and to lead.
Women form the majority of those living in poverty. They have fewer resources, less power and less influence compared to men, and can experience further inequality because of their class, education, ethnicity and age, as well as religious and other fundamentalism. The World Economic Forum estimates it will take another century before true gender equality becomes a reality, as long as these elements continue to drive a gap between genders.
While both men and women contract various conditions, some health issues affect women differently and more commonly. Illnesses such as breast cancer, ovarian and cervical cancer, as well as pregnancy complications, heart disease, and gynecological health matters, present themselves most often.
Sadly, many women’s health conditions go undiagnosed, and most drug trials do not even include female test subjects. It may come as a surprise that including female participants in clinical studies only started in the late 1980s and was only made mandatory in the US in 1993, per National Institutes of Health guidelines.
Even some 30 years later, the scales remain out of balance. For example, as shared in Harvard Health, 70% of those affected by chronic pain conditions are women, whereas 80% of pain research is conducted on males. Although medicine is finally moving towards a more inclusive practice, it’s not close to the level it needs to be.
Take it as a sign, girl! Even drunk, the man would never cheat on you.
Speaking of medical practices, one should not forget about the practice of female genital mutilation (FGM), a procedure where the female genitals are deliberately cut, injured or changed, without a medical reason, but for a cultural, religious or social reason in the mistaken belief that it will benefit the girl in some way.
According to UNFPA, an estimated 200 million girls and women alive today are believed to have been subjected to FGM; but rates of FGM are increasing, as a reflection of global population growth. UNFPA and UNICEF jointly lead the largest global program to accelerate the elimination of FGM and provide care for its consequences.
The way my January is going I hope it's a free trial month for real!
Although we laugh at the little things that being a woman brings, there are a lot of things that still need a lot of work and effort to make the world a more welcoming place to live. It’ll take generations for anything to shift in a significant way; however, it can start with each and every one of us.
As you scroll through this list, make sure to upvote your favorites and leave some comments below, and I shall hope to see you in the next one! Arrivederci!
Definitely chaotic energy. An hour is the bare minimum, I need time to finish the chapter I'm reading, find socks, have a snack, and change four times.
That's why women have a significantly higher chance of dieing in a car crash. Everything's designed for men
Never will I believe that a man missed a chance to challenge his inner hunter, to try and track his gf in hostile supermarket, which unveils its secrets for an observant and reasonable individual with manly motion detecting eyes.
I hope that's tears of joy and not some sort of underlying story between those two
"Work husband" or "work wife" are toxic social constructs and disrespectful to the actual husband or wife. That's just, of course, my opinion
Random life tip, if someone is ranting, ask "Do you want solutions or do you just want me to listen?" I promise it will make their day
Never felt that way at 13. None of the girls (except 2 of them) wanted anything to do with the boys.
My 5 year old step son called me sugar mamma in public as he doesn't know how to call me...
Note: this post originally had 100 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
Sorry, female memes? Can someone explain to me why that would be a good/correct description? I am probably missing cool street language, but memes don't have a gender.
Memes have evolved to basically mean anything funny, and these are largely ones made by women that are funny, thus female memes. In the same way that if it was all about fishing, football and fighting it would me male memes.
Load More Replies...
Me, a trans guy, reading these and getting validated cause I don't relate to them
I'd make mincemeat out of you, you little creepy twerp
Load More Replies... Sorry, female memes? Can someone explain to me why that would be a good/correct description? I am probably missing cool street language, but memes don't have a gender.
Memes have evolved to basically mean anything funny, and these are largely ones made by women that are funny, thus female memes. In the same way that if it was all about fishing, football and fighting it would me male memes.
Load More Replies... Me, a trans guy, reading these and getting validated cause I don't relate to them
I'd make mincemeat out of you, you little creepy twerp
Load More Replies...