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Life on Planet Earth usually isn’t like it is in fictional stories: it’s often messy, chaotic, and full of friction and frustration. It’s only natural then, that People Don’t Get Along Very Well. Egos get bruised, ambitions clash, and people argue for hours on social media. As a result, some folks can no longer contain their anger and resort to name-calling or worse—threats. Oh, but we’re not talking about your regular internet insults and digital threats here. No, Pandas, what we have in store for you today is far more shocking and creative.

Welcome to r/Rarethreats. The online community shares the rarest threats, warnings, and insults to ever grace the net. The posts are ominous and practically ooze danger (sometimes with a small side-order of humor). It’s a real treat for anyone who’s a fan of wordplay or simply wants to stock their arsenal with some great ideas to confuse and amuse their opponents. Scroll down for the best posts from r/Rarethreats, and tell us which of these intimidated you the most in the comments. Seriously, the creativity here is astounding—we’ve never enjoyed being threatened so much.

Bored Panda got in touch with the moderator team at r/Rarethreats, and redditor u/Left4pillz was kind enough to answer our questions about the history of the community, the life of a mod, and what the secret behind a great threat is. Check out what they told us below, Pandas.

Moderator u/Left4pillz had a friendly chat with Bored Panda about r/Rarethreats and its origins. They revealed to us that the post that started it all was a man's threat on social media to tape more fish to ATMs until they were fixed. You can find that post right over here. The situation was so bizarre that it formed the "original start of the sub."

Bored Panda was interested in getting the mod team's opinion about the biggest challenges that they face when managing the community.

According to moderator u/Left4pillz, it's time. Or rather, the lack of it. And it's an issue that affects the moderators of all subreddits.

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Idk If This Exactly Fits Here But I Found It Funny

Idk If This Exactly Fits Here But I Found It Funny

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That's Scary

That's Scary

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"Between my job as a cycle courier, and the hobby of porting and recreating older videogame maps for Pavlov VR, I don't really have much time to spend moderating here. Thankfully, the report system makes it easy enough to see the posts that break the rules more easily without having to spend tons of time looking at every post," the mod explained how Reddit's system makes it easier to manage online communities and catch instances of rule-breaking.

Mod u/Left4pillz shared their opinion about what makes a good online threat, one that's worth sharing on the sub. "Creativity and brevity," they said, are the key to quality. So you'll want to avoid posts and threats that "go on for paragraphs." Humor is always a plus, as well!

"Generally the best posts are threats/warnings that are found naturally, rather than ones made specifically for the sub. And IMO the real best of the best ones are found in real life as they're typically much rarer, like these two," the mod said, referring to two posts over here and over here.

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Attack Mode: E N G A G E D

Attack Mode: E N G A G E D

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twas the night before Christmas, presents neatly wrapped under the tree, your house will be one fire, if one isn't a Ford key.

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The ‘Rare Threats’ subreddit has weathered a few years already, having been founded in early 2019. Since then, the community has grown to house 58.8k members who love sharing the freshest and most bizarre threats they spot while strolling through the digital landscape.

If you spend enough time on the internet, you’re bound to see and read some really weird drek. What helps us keep what remains of our faith in humanity is the fact that among all of the ‘super important’ jousting and rage-filled dueling we see on social media, there are some very self-aware individuals who put humor above everything. A simple insult or rebuttal just won’t do. They go the extra mile.

These people take the time to craft delightful responses that are so unusual that their opponents have no choice but to one-up them. Others are just so brutal and shockingly specific that there’s no way forward except to lay down your arms, change your name and address, and move to some remote corner of the world.

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Not The Fridge

Not The Fridge

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Aunt Riarch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This twat clearly has not the faintest idea of how much 5' girls have learnt to do over the years because we've had to. Bless their innocent little heart. Muwahaha!

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Katy McMouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You called him a twat. I get a bit of a thrill when someone uses that word in a sentence - it's still a forbidden word here in Puritan hell.

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Black Pearl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I'll f*****g climb. I've been short my whole life, I've definitely found ways around these problems.

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Zedrapazia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take care, or we'll break your long legs off and use them as stilts to get our keys back from the fridge!

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JoJo Anisko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember ultra proximity to highly sensitive targets. Now put the keys down gently on the table and Back. Off.

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Anikulapo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m tall, and I know a 5-foot-nothing black belt who is willing and able to apply her foot to the side of my head if necessary. Repeatedly and violently. Just sayin’ 😄

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KikiM
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mom was 5'2" and believe me, if she wanted to she could be scary. Very scary. She was queen of the death ray look. "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it " look.

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Kelly Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one always cracks me up because (1) I have a stepstool, (2) if you have nuts, I can reach them easier than a taller woman could...not in a good way, and (3) when I get back at someone, I don't do kind for kind; I escalate...a lot. Do you want to have to go to the dealership to replace YOUR keys? Keep it up.

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KDav
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You think I won't climb up on the counter and get them?

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JuniorCJ82
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 5'2" but I can climb like a monkey. You don't scare me.

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Deborah Rubin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grammar, please. And you should have seen my mom getting me off a plane when I got sick. No one got in her way.

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Indosidius
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the fight of short vs tall, the tall one should remember that the short one's face height punch is below the tall one's belt.....

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Renegade
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not nice. Now I have to go get the step stool out. Sigh.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My former SIL is 5' maybe. She got all puffed up like she was about to get in my face and I (5'7) just looked down at her and said, "You do realize I can snap you like a dry f*cking twig, right?"

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KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's.... not a threat. How the heck you think I reach stuff in the higher cabinets? Telekinesis? I climb on things.

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Pizzagirl 91
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me, 1,65m (5'5"), living with my 1,92m (6'4") husband: You have no power here! (pulls out step ladder)

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IsItNapTimeYet
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My youngest daughter is 5’3”. I’m 5’6”, she is always saying where the heck did I get this shortness from!? Idk girl, check the family tree. Of course, it probably doesn’t help I send her short jokes like this all the time.

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Jag Yu
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

be careful in not angering them so much, they might just punch you by the shins.

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It Ain't A Dog Park

It Ain't A Dog Park

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The moderator team running r/RareThreats has a set of ground rules for the members of the subreddit. Obviously, the posts you share have to be related to the main topic of the sub. In other words, if it’s not a rare threat or warning, it shouldn’t be shared in the community. Avoid low-effort nonsense, aim for quality instead.

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The mods also urge community members to avoid reposting content. Meanwhile, posters should crop their pics ‘appropriately’ which means there shouldn’t be any reaction comments after the threat in the image itself.

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Sent This To A Friend Of Mine On Snapchat

Sent This To A Friend Of Mine On Snapchat

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What’s more, if the content isn’t safe for work or civilized company, it should be marked as such. Spoilers for movies and games have to be tagged, too. In other words, be aware of others, not just yourself.

And speaking of keeping the audience in mind, anyone posting on r/Rarethreats has to make sure that the text in the image is readable. “This means no deep-fried posts, and no text too small to read. Non-English threats are fine, but must have a translation in the image,” the mods write in the sub’s sidebar.

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No One Out Pizzas The Hut

No One Out Pizzas The Hut

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I've tried some of his recipes...at least the ones that don't require three days and two roman soldiers...and it was pretty good. I mean, much quicker to buy something even at a lower quality but if you've got the time and energy and resources, it does in fact turn out really well. I'll just add...I'm not sure if this was an American thing but after making the dishes a few times I had to lessen the salt to about 1/3 of what he recommended...or maybe that's just me.

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This type of content can see a lot of popularity online. For instance, another subreddit, r/rareinsults has 2.2 million members and focuses on—yup, you guessed it!—rare insults.

Redditor u/Blank-Cheque, one of the mods at r/rareinsults, told Bored Panda a while back that cursing has its upsides. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees,” they said.

“Professor Frans de Waal said that angry chimpanzees ‘will grunt or spit or make an abrupt, upsweeping gesture that, if a human were to do it, you'd recognize it as aggressive’ in order to avoid conflict, rather than to escalate it. He continues that a ‘chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures, but just goes ahead and attacks.’ [Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained.”

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Of course, this is in no way a suggestion to hurl insults in public; it’s a rude thing to do. But recognizing the fine wordplay in them, threats, and warnings online? That’s perfectly fine.

#23

Who Hurt You

Who Hurt You

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Eric G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll take sushi over ibs, although get the wrong Sushi and you will get ibs. But seriously, ribs is censored, but only the first time?

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A Sign I Found At A Restaurant Some Days Ago. Sorry For The Potato Quality, My Phones Camera Is Garbage

A Sign I Found At A Restaurant Some Days Ago. Sorry For The Potato Quality, My Phones Camera Is Garbage

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According to one study, swearing actually increased pain tolerance and decreased the perceived pain of people, as compared to those who didn't swear. One additional thing that the researchers found was that men who tended to catastrophize (i.e. those who saw situations as far worse than they actually were) did not benefit from these benefits.

At the same time, you've got to keep in mind that constantly living in anger is an absolutely horrible thing for your health. Constant anger can lead to various cardiovascular problems, metabolic diseases, as well as digestive issues! In short, you have to let go of your anger, sooner or later. Or your body and mind will suffer.

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Meanwhile, if you do end up wanting to show off your verbal sparring skills on social media some time, why not consider using some old insults that have fallen out of use? You’re almost sure to confuse your opponents immensely if you call them a mumpsimus (someone who’s stubborn), a ninnyhammer (aka a fool), a milksop (someone who’s pampered), a lickspittle (that’s a suck-up), or a cockalorum (basically, a boastful, strutting, self-important individual). If they have to Google what you called them, then they’ve already lost!

Oh, and for those of you Pandas who are into fantasy and Dungeons & Dragons, here are two fun dwarven insult generators over here and right here. Enjoy!

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Cursed Shoelaces

Cursed Shoelaces

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Just Happened To Me In Among Us

Just Happened To Me In Among Us

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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He's Mad Because I Didn't Call Him

He's Mad Because I Didn't Call Him

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This half reminds me of the time when one of my teachers said 'some of you I'd p**s on if you were on fire.'

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Pukicho Back At It Again

Pukicho Back At It Again

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am afraid to comment because then Pukicho will add a single grain of sand to my room everyday until I succumb to the desert.

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An Email You Don’t Want To Be Getting

An Email You Don’t Want To Be Getting

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I'm Sorry Please Forgive Me!!!

I'm Sorry Please Forgive Me!!!

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Scout Finch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good one! Reminds me of Plankton "Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy."

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Oh God No

Oh God No

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Go Kart Go Vroom

Go Kart Go Vroom

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#39

For The Sake Of Your Health, Please Do Not Insult Axolotls

For The Sake Of Your Health, Please Do Not Insult Axolotls

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#43

Never Zero, Brother. Never Zero

Never Zero, Brother. Never Zero

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I’m Concerned And Confused On How This Is Possible

I’m Concerned And Confused On How This Is Possible

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Cold Blooded

Cold Blooded

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And WOFfan was never heard from again... Speaking of WOFfan, I'm hoping their username is referring to Wings Of Fire, and not something else.

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Felt This Belonged Here

Felt This Belonged Here

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