80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table
What’s a day without an aching stomach from laughter? It's not a very interesting one, that’s for sure. But don’t worry; we’re here to make your day joyful. We know hilarious puns and funny jokes, but what happens when you combine the two? Funny pun jokes! No matter how you think about it, fun puns and good jokes will always find their home in our lives. Laughter is the best medicine, and while it might not cure our deepest issues, it will surely help get you through the day.
And if not for health purposes, these punny jokes will also work wonders in social gatherings. Bad puns can lift the moods of everyone involved, and cracking a few good ones will surely crown you an absolute comedic genius. One thing is for sure: dads will be your biggest fans! And if you’re trying to impress your partner’s family, we believe that dad jokes are the way to go.
Father figures in our lives sure love their puns. You might roll your eyes at them and cringe at levels unknown to humankind, but here comes one of Pap’s corny dad jokes. That one joke that will get you bursting with laughter out of nowhere. And that’s when your dad got you; you’re in his domain now. No one will blame you for falling into this trap, as good puns are worth every bit of a chuckle they can get.
Without further ado, dig into this list of funny pun jokes! Share them with your friends and family, and try your best to mediate the laughter levels. We all know that feeling when the short jokes hit so hard we can’t stop laughing, and our stomachs would rather go on a vacation than continue. Don’t forget to vote for your favorites, and happy laughing!
Speed Of Light
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
How To Get Holy Water
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
Just A Fantasy
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
Pun Vs. Joke: What's the Difference?
If you're wondering what might be the difference between a joke and a pun, it's a simple one. Regular jokes usually focus more on the informative side: you have to know the context and be relatively well-informed about the topic to get the full gist of it.
Funny puns, though, are particular kinds of jokes that are based on wordplay. Of course, you still need to know the context to understand them, but the main "dish" depends on how you twist the words. You might not need that much storytelling to set up, but puns usually work best when you’re making fun of the situation in front of you.
Essentially, every pun is a joke, but not every joke is a pun. And the combination of the two brings us to today’s subject—funny pun jokes. They provide us with captivating storytelling and funny play of words under the roof of one single joke.
A Balance Check
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Taking Things Literally
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
The Difference Between
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Where Do Punny Jokes Come From?
One can only imagine where the roots of fun puns are hidden. Was it The First Humans who mistakenly called the Saber-toothed tiger a Lightsaber-toothed tiger? Or maybe it all started in the Middle Ages when, by a long shot, the Trebuchet was the most powerful weapon? Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel? There are no answers as to when these amazingly funny pun jokes were born, but it has kept its popularity from the dawn of ages to this day.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran
My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
Losing Your Luggage
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
What Kind of Fun Puns Could You Use to Make Someone Laugh?
You won’t find a formula that will allow you to make everyone burst into laughter. Everyone’s different; people have varying interests and hobbies and different senses of humor, so shooting your shot with an all-rounder isn’t guaranteed to work. It would help if you analyzed your audience, get to know their buttons, and gently push them. You don’t want to go overboard with naughty two-liner jokes, and you don’t want to go in too easy, either.
Both situations can warrant weird looks and awkward chuckles. But don’t worry; put in the time needed to understand your audience and prepare the material accordingly. If everything sounds and is timed right, it doesn’t matter who you tell the joke to. Your friend, mom, or boss will all appreciate a good joke.
A Kidney Bank
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Maybe So, Maybe No
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
She's All Right
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Solution To Everything
All chemists know that alcohol is always a solution
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand
A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils
What Would Be Some Horrible but Funny Puns That Even Dad Couldn’t Beat?
Taking the top step in punny jokes against your dad is no simple feat. You’re up against someone who had years of practice and countless opportunities to expand their arsenal of sarcastic dad jokes, and they’re not thinking of stepping down any time soon.
The key to success might be funny but unfunny jokes. Something that, on a typical day, would make your eyes roll back into your skull. You might get the whole family groaning, but we assure you, after you make that pun, your dad will gaze upon you like you’re made of gold. And that will start an outstanding competition of terrible dad jokes!
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents
She had a photographic memory but never developed it
Heart Of A Lion
Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Ignorance And Apathy
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What’s Some Inappropriate World Play That Would Make Your Auntie Blush?
Another kind of fun puns to make your more “traditional” aunties blush would be those that touch on more sensitive topics with a dash of dark humor. Some people might tolerate adult jokes less than others, so you must pick your moments.
While the safest bet to unleash your dark-humored jokes would be at friend gatherings, family occasions can sometimes work, too. Make sure you have some backup, though, because if you’re the only one laughing, you might get some weird looks thrown at you.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi
A Mean Crook
A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending
A Peaceful Nap
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though - he woke up
Changing My Mind
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but since I'm kinda late to the thread, the good ones argon
The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed
The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke, but got no reaction
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap
Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
Somebody stole all my lamps… I couldn’t be more de-lighted!
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus
What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
Why is the number six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine
I lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I'm feeling about that
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars
What would you get if you'd put a lawyer in a suit? A lawsuit
Note: this post originally had 218 images. It’s been shortened to the top 80 images based on user votes.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the End
Loser-esque yet hilarious, unbearably foolish yet clever simultaneously—punny jokes will never get boring, even if they'd be the last one-liner jokes left on Earth. Some people might consider them lame; others just don't get them at all. But we agree with most dads on the planet—a dose of good puns is always worth a good laugh. From classy to sassy, pun jokes that can make anyone laugh (or roll their eyes) are the best in the world.