What’s a day without an aching stomach from laughter? It's not a very interesting one, that’s for sure. But don’t worry; we’re here to make your day joyful. We know hilarious puns and funny jokes, but what happens when you combine the two? Funny pun jokes! No matter how you think about it, fun puns and good jokes will always find their home in our lives. Laughter is the best medicine, and while it might not cure our deepest issues, it will surely help get you through the day.
And if not for health purposes, these punny jokes will also work wonders in social gatherings. Bad puns can lift the moods of everyone involved, and cracking a few good ones will surely crown you an absolute comedic genius. One thing is for sure: dads will be your biggest fans! And if you’re trying to impress your partner’s family, we believe that dad jokes are the way to go.
Father figures in our lives sure love their puns. You might roll your eyes at them and cringe at levels unknown to humankind, but here comes one of Pap’s corny dad jokes. That one joke that will get you bursting with laughter out of nowhere. And that’s when your dad got you; you’re in his domain now. No one will blame you for falling into this trap, as good puns are worth every bit of a chuckle they can get.
Without further ado, dig into this list of funny pun jokes! Share them with your friends and family, and try your best to mediate the laughter levels. We all know that feeling when the short jokes hit so hard we can’t stop laughing, and our stomachs would rather go on a vacation than continue. Don’t forget to vote for your favorites, and happy laughing!
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Speed Of Light
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Sudden Realization
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
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Unemployment
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
Split Personality
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
Sinking Ship
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says âThe Titanic is syncing.â
How To Get Holy Water
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
Just A Fantasy
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
Glass Coffins
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
Pun Vs. Joke: What's the Difference?
If you're wondering what might be the difference between a joke and a pun, it's a simple one. Regular jokes usually focus more on the informative side: you have to know the context and be relatively well-informed about the topic to get the full gist of it.
Funny puns, though, are particular kinds of jokes that are based on wordplay. Of course, you still need to know the context to understand them, but the main "dish" depends on how you twist the words. You might not need that much storytelling to set up, but puns usually work best when you’re making fun of the situation in front of you.
Essentially, every pun is a joke, but not every joke is a pun. And the combination of the two brings us to today’s subject—funny pun jokes. They provide us with captivating storytelling and funny play of words under the roof of one single joke.
A Balance Check
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Dyslexia
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
Taking Things Literally
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
The Difference Between
Whatâs the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
Wind Farm
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, âWhatâs your favorite kind of music?â The other says, âIâm a big metal fan.â
Where Do Punny Jokes Come From?
One can only imagine where the roots of fun puns are hidden. Was it The First Humans who mistakenly called the Saber-toothed tiger a Lightsaber-toothed tiger? Or maybe it all started in the Middle Ages when, by a long shot, the Trebuchet was the most powerful weapon? Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel? There are no answers as to when these amazingly funny pun jokes were born, but it has kept its popularity from the dawn of ages to this day.
All Right
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Heâs all right now
Day Off
I canât believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
The Veteran
The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran
Elevator Farts
My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
Loose Dogs
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. Thatâs ridiculous. My dogs donât even own bikes
Losing Your Luggage
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case
Quality Camouflage
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
Karma Lessons
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? Thereâs no menu - you get what you deserve
What Kind of Fun Puns Could You Use to Make Someone Laugh?
You won’t find a formula that will allow you to make everyone burst into laughter. Everyone’s different; people have varying interests and hobbies and different senses of humor, so shooting your shot with an all-rounder isn’t guaranteed to work. It would help if you analyzed your audience, get to know their buttons, and gently push them. You don’t want to go overboard with naughty two-liner jokes, and you don’t want to go in too easy, either.
Both situations can warrant weird looks and awkward chuckles. But don’t worry; put in the time needed to understand your audience and prepare the material accordingly. If everything sounds and is timed right, it doesn’t matter who you tell the joke to. Your friend, mom, or boss will all appreciate a good joke.
A Kidney Bank
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Maybe So, Maybe No
What do you call a bee that canât make up its mind? A maybe
She's All Right
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine
Wrong Lane
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Solution To Everything
All chemists know that alcohol is always a solution
Night Stand
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand
Under Control
A cross-eyed teacher couldnât control his pupils
What Would Be Some Horrible but Funny Puns That Even Dad Couldn’t Beat?
Taking the top step in punny jokes against your dad is no simple feat. You’re up against someone who had years of practice and countless opportunities to expand their arsenal of sarcastic dad jokes, and they’re not thinking of stepping down any time soon.
The key to success might be funny but unfunny jokes. Something that, on a typical day, would make your eyes roll back into your skull. You might get the whole family groaning, but we assure you, after you make that pun, your dad will gaze upon you like you’re made of gold. And that will start an outstanding competition of terrible dad jokes!
Wordplay
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents
Photo Film
She had a photographic memory but never developed it
Heart Of A Lion
Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
That's like Larry the Cableguy's joke. "I've go the body of a 16 year old. And if the cops ever find out she's in my basement...I'm in biiiigggg trouble!"
Ignorance And Apathy
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care
Sneaky Janitor
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!
Blood Type
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldnât remember his blood type⌠His last words to us were, âBe positive!â
I think I saw this on a Reddit thread or something. I remember that someone completely missed the joke.
What’s Some Inappropriate World Play That Would Make Your Auntie Blush?
Another kind of fun puns to make your more “traditional” aunties blush would be those that touch on more sensitive topics with a dash of dark humor. Some people might tolerate adult jokes less than others, so you must pick your moments.
While the safest bet to unleash your dark-humored jokes would be at friend gatherings, family occasions can sometimes work, too. Make sure you have some backup, though, because if you’re the only one laughing, you might get some weird looks thrown at you.
Population Growth
Which countryâs capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day itâs Dublin.
Mrs. Hippie
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi
A Mean Crook
A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending
A Peaceful Nap
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Donât worry, though - he woke up
Changing My Mind
I wasnât originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind
Funny Puns
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird
Ale of Two Cities, A Brief History Of Wine, The Last of The Mojitos....
Party Plans
How do you throw a space party? You planet
Funny Puns
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve
Funny Puns
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other
Funny Puns
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
Funny Puns
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"
Funny Puns
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
Funny Puns
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. Iâm not really a mourning person
Funny Puns
Whatâs the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire
Funny Puns
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
Funny Puns
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but since I'm kinda late to the thread, the good ones argon
Funny Puns
The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize
Funny Puns
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: âThatâs the last thing I need!â
Funny Puns
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed
Funny Puns
The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke, but got no reaction
Funny Puns
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap
Funny Puns
Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest
Funny Puns
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'
Funny Puns
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist
Funny Puns
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it
Funny Puns
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine
Funny Puns
Somebody stole all my lamps⌠I couldnât be more de-lighted!
Funny Puns
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesnât make any cents
Funny Puns
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus
Funny Puns
What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
Funny Puns
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill
Funny Puns
Why arenât dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
Funny Puns
Why is the number six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine
Funny Puns
I lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I'm feeling about that
Guy walks into a bar and lays a dead giraffe on the floor. The bartender says "Hey..what's that lyin' there." The man said "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Funny Puns
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars
Rome wasn't split into two? But the Roman empire was split in an eastern (centered around Constantinople) and western empire (around Rome) --- so the pun works there.
Funny Puns
What would you get if you'd put a lawyer in a suit? A lawsuit
What is the difference between a dead dear and a dead lawyer? There are Skid marks in front of the dear!đ
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the End
Loser-esque yet hilarious, unbearably foolish yet clever simultaneously—punny jokes will never get boring, even if they'd be the last one-liner jokes left on Earth. Some people might consider them lame; others just don't get them at all. But we agree with most dads on the planet—a dose of good puns is always worth a good laugh. From classy to sassy, pun jokes that can make anyone laugh (or roll their eyes) are the best in the world.
Man asks widow if he can say a word at the funeral. He goes up to podium and says "plethora". He leaves podium as she says gratefully, "thank you. that means a lot."
Cornucopia. That means a lot also.
Somebody stole all the toilets from the police station. The cops have nothing to go on.
It left a hole but they're looking into it.
Be no giving birth to a copper then , a real pig sty
Please forgive my corny puns. Its the best I got. đ
I liked them.
Thanks, Victoria :-)
Man asks widow if he can say a word at the funeral. He goes up to podium and says "plethora". He leaves podium as she says gratefully, "thank you. that means a lot."
Cornucopia. That means a lot also.
Somebody stole all the toilets from the police station. The cops have nothing to go on.
It left a hole but they're looking into it.
Be no giving birth to a copper then , a real pig sty
Please forgive my corny puns. Its the best I got. đ
I liked them.
Thanks, Victoria :-)