What’s a day without an aching stomach from laughter? It's not a very interesting one, that’s for sure. But don’t worry; we’re here to make your day joyful. We know hilarious puns and funny jokes, but what happens when you combine the two? Funny pun jokes! No matter how you think about it, fun puns and good jokes will always find their home in our lives. Laughter is the best medicine, and while it might not cure our deepest issues, it will surely help get you through the day.
And if not for health purposes, these punny jokes will also work wonders in social gatherings. Bad puns can lift the moods of everyone involved, and cracking a few good ones will surely crown you an absolute comedic genius. One thing is for sure: dads will be your biggest fans! And if you’re trying to impress your partner’s family, we believe that dad jokes are the way to go.
Father figures in our lives sure love their puns. You might roll your eyes at them and cringe at levels unknown to humankind, but here comes one of Pap’s corny dad jokes. That one joke that will get you bursting with laughter out of nowhere. And that’s when your dad got you; you’re in his domain now. No one will blame you for falling into this trap, as good puns are worth every bit of a chuckle they can get.
Without further ado, dig into this list of funny pun jokes! Share them with your friends and family, and try your best to mediate the laughter levels. We all know that feeling when the short jokes hit so hard we can’t stop laughing, and our stomachs would rather go on a vacation than continue. Don’t forget to vote for your favorites, and happy laughing!
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Speed Of Light
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Sudden Realization
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
Unemployment
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
Split Personality
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
Sinking Ship
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
How To Get Holy Water
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
Just A Fantasy
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
Glass Coffins
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
Pun Vs. Joke: What's the Difference?
If you're wondering what might be the difference between a joke and a pun, it's a simple one. Regular jokes usually focus more on the informative side: you have to know the context and be relatively well-informed about the topic to get the full gist of it.
Funny puns, though, are particular kinds of jokes that are based on wordplay. Of course, you still need to know the context to understand them, but the main "dish" depends on how you twist the words. You might not need that much storytelling to set up, but puns usually work best when you’re making fun of the situation in front of you.
Essentially, every pun is a joke, but not every joke is a pun. And the combination of the two brings us to today’s subject—funny pun jokes. They provide us with captivating storytelling and funny play of words under the roof of one single joke.
A Balance Check
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Dyslexia
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
Taking Things Literally
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
The Difference Between
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
Smoking is still so popular that I believe that hippos will become extinct before the last person stops smoking.
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Why did the man not care that he was sick because being sick is the least of his cancers
All Right
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now
Where Do Punny Jokes Come From?
One can only imagine where the roots of fun puns are hidden. Was it The First Humans who mistakenly called the Saber-toothed tiger a Lightsaber-toothed tiger? Or maybe it all started in the Middle Ages when, by a long shot, the Trebuchet was the most powerful weapon? Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel? There are no answers as to when these amazingly funny pun jokes were born, but it has kept its popularity from the dawn of ages to this day.
Wind Farm
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Day Off
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
The Veteran
The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran
Elevator Farts
My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
Loose Dogs
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
Losing Your Luggage
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case
Quality Camouflage
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
Karma Lessons
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
What Kind of Fun Puns Could You Use to Make Someone Laugh?
You won’t find a formula that will allow you to make everyone burst into laughter. Everyone’s different; people have varying interests and hobbies and different senses of humor, so shooting your shot with an all-rounder isn’t guaranteed to work. It would help if you analyzed your audience, get to know their buttons, and gently push them. You don’t want to go overboard with naughty two-liner jokes, and you don’t want to go in too easy, either.
Both situations can warrant weird looks and awkward chuckles. But don’t worry; put in the time needed to understand your audience and prepare the material accordingly. If everything sounds and is timed right, it doesn’t matter who you tell the joke to. Your friend, mom, or boss will all appreciate a good joke.
A Kidney Bank
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Maybe So, Maybe No
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
She's All Right
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine
Wrong Lane
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Solution To Everything
All chemists know that alcohol is always a solution
Night Stand
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand
Under Control
A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils
What Would Be Some Horrible but Funny Puns That Even Dad Couldn’t Beat?
Taking the top step in punny jokes against your dad is no simple feat. You’re up against someone who had years of practice and countless opportunities to expand their arsenal of sarcastic dad jokes, and they’re not thinking of stepping down any time soon.
The key to success might be funny but unfunny jokes. Something that, on a typical day, would make your eyes roll back into your skull. You might get the whole family groaning, but we assure you, after you make that pun, your dad will gaze upon you like you’re made of gold. And that will start an outstanding competition of terrible dad jokes!
Wordplay
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents
Heart Of A Lion
Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
That's like Larry the Cableguy's joke. "I've go the body of a 16 year old. And if the cops ever find out she's in my basement...I'm in biiiigggg trouble!"
Photo Film
She had a photographic memory but never developed it
Ignorance And Apathy
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care
Sneaky Janitor
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!
Blood Type
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I think I saw this on a Reddit thread or something. I remember that someone completely missed the joke.
What’s Some Inappropriate World Play That Would Make Your Auntie Blush?
Another kind of fun puns to make your more “traditional” aunties blush would be those that touch on more sensitive topics with a dash of dark humor. Some people might tolerate adult jokes less than others, so you must pick your moments.
While the safest bet to unleash your dark-humored jokes would be at friend gatherings, family occasions can sometimes work, too. Make sure you have some backup, though, because if you’re the only one laughing, you might get some weird looks thrown at you.
Population Growth
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Mrs. Hippie
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi
A Mean Crook
A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending
A Peaceful Nap
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though - he woke up
Changing My Mind
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind
Funny Puns
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird
Ale of Two Cities, A Brief History Of Wine, The Last of The Mojitos....
Party Plans
How do you throw a space party? You planet
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve
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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
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Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"
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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
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I was going to make a chemistry joke, but since I'm kinda late to the thread, the good ones argon
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”
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The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed
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The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke, but got no reaction
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I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap
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Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest
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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'
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What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist
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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine
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Somebody stole all my lamps… I couldn’t be more de-lighted!
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents
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What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus
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What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is the number six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill
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Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
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I lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I'm feeling about that
Guy walks into a bar and lays a dead giraffe on the floor. The bartender says "Hey..what's that lyin' there." The man said "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
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How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars
Rome wasn't split into two? But the Roman empire was split in an eastern (centered around Constantinople) and western empire (around Rome) --- so the pun works there.
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What would you get if you'd put a lawyer in a suit? A lawsuit
What is the difference between a dead dear and a dead lawyer? There are Skid marks in front of the dear!😜
Ladies and Gentlemen, the End
Loser-esque yet hilarious, unbearably foolish yet clever simultaneously—punny jokes will never get boring, even if they'd be the last one-liner jokes left on Earth. Some people might consider them lame; others just don't get them at all. But we agree with most dads on the planet—a dose of good puns is always worth a good laugh. From classy to sassy, pun jokes that can make anyone laugh (or roll their eyes) are the best in the world.
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What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you
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How did Harry Potter come down the hill? Walking. Jk... Rolling
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Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blown away by the leaf blower
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My 9-year-old and I passed a store with a sign that read “Watch Batteries Installed - $5.” He seemed confused: “Who would pay to watch batteries installed?”
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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There was this kid in my class who wouldn't laugh at anything. So I told him 10 jokes in hopes that they would make him laugh but no pun in ten did
I like my version more, thoughts? : There was this man who wouldn't laugh at anything. So I told him 10 puns, in hopes that they would make him laugh, but, no pun in ten did
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When driving past a cemetery he said: "Wow, people are dying to go there!"
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What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea
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After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it
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Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy
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My skiing skills are really going downhill
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"I dedicate this to my dad, who was a roofer. Dad, if you're up there..."
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How do turtles communicate with each other? With shell phones
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My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins
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I was reading a book about anti-gravity; I couldn't put it down!
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
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How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex?
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
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What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque
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When I went to college I was going to join the debating team but someone talked me out of it
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Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow
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What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra
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Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written
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Why was the king one foot tall? Because he was a RULER!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know why
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And then it hit me; I really shouldn't call my wife "it"
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What’s so great about whiteboards? If you think about it, they’re pretty re-markable!
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing
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Why do French people eat snails? Because they won’t touch fast food
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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A man tells his doctor: “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies: “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”
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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence
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I have the body of a 17 year old... in my trunk
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I knew I was destined to be a psychologist not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
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My dad brought home a feral tiger without telling my mom first; it's tearing our family apart
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I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning, but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow!
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I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me
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What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An Algorithm
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The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up
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The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery
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Mary had a little lamb and a side of mashed potatoes
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Why was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight? All of those sleepless knights
There were also all the knights to sad the fight. They were the lonely knights.
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday? He could sense his presence
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Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
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Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine
So he didn't need a cat scan? An undiagnosed illness could be catastrophic.
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What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1Forrest1
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
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I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes
There's something you lose as you get older, but I can't remember what it is.
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Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience
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I don't see the humor in blind jokes
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying outside your front door? Matt
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A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans"
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant
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People don't like jokes about electrons because they're taken negatively
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline
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Why did the storm trooper end up with an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for
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I think the biggest joke in life is that lawyers can't judge you
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Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they’re having trouble installing Windows
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I bought some shoes on the drug black market. I don’t know what they’re laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck
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I told my mom I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta
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One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is "Position Wanted." One job seeker wrote "Sitting."
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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
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I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
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My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast
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What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials
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What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You are too young to smoke
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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin
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People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box
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I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses in the other night. My dreams have never been clearer
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If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have OBCD
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If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know
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I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something
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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? She wanted to stretch her legs.
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What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? “Hey, close the door! I’m dressing!"
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Last time I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
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The thing I don’t like about shopping centers is when you see one, you’ve seen a mall
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Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale
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When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks
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My house is haunted by a ghostwriter. Last night, I came home and my autobiography had been written
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends
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You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right
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My leaf blower doesn’t work. It just sucks
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen
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What did one eye say to the other? “Don’t look now, but something between us smells.”
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Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run
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Some bears are afraid of water, cause they are polar
This is the first, and only, one I didn't get.. Can someone please explain? 🤔
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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, but if it kills you, you'll be dead
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What’s the difference between a bench, a fish, and a bucket of glue? You can’t tune a bench but you can tuna fish. I bet you got stuck on the bucket of glue part
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What kind of car does a sheep drive? A LAMBorghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru
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What happens when a professional encounters a dilemma? A pro-blem!
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What did one boat say to the other? “Are you up for a little row-mance?”
Man asks widow if he can say a word at the funeral. He goes up to podium and says "plethora". He leaves podium as she says gratefully, "thank you. that means a lot."
Somebody stole all the toilets from the police station. The cops have nothing to go on.
Courtesy of my friend and former co-worker Dave: Before my surgery my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. Why did the blind man walk into a well? Because he couldn't see that well.
I went to this place to buy a chair, and when I got there the lady said that they didn’t have any chairs for sale. So I thought “Oh well” and started to walk out, but then I saw there was a back room FULL OF CHAIRS. Anyways, I’m never going to the movie theater again.
How far down did you guys get before going cross-eyed and saying f**k it? I got to #46
yeaa, my eyes couldn't go on. It was really pun to read though >___<
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A wife says to her husband:”Take me someplace that I’ve never been!” So he took her to the kitchen.
Went to see an eye doctor in Alaska, but he was just an optical Aleutian.
I got some puns with the other 80 don't mind them their kinda good though but not like cake. ill tell u one though its a classic. Why did the boy eat his homework... because she said it was a piece of cake.
I heard this one from a YouTuber who goes by the name rainbow, heard she was really bright. (Don’t know where it came from) Ok seriously: How does a tree go online?? He logs in...
Why did the creative thinker delete his comment? Cause he realised that it wasn’t punny.
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs at your door: Mat. On your wall: Art. In the ocean: Bob In your crockpot: Stu
I Loved them, By the way, my leaf-blower doesn't work, it just sucks, < < U
I cant take a shower ever again. The doctor told me that I must avoid saturated fat!
If someone shot you with a nerf gun, you will say: " Oh shoot! "
Wow... good puns ( half of them aren't puns, they are a pile of b******t)
The comments were as funny as the one-liners! Thanks for making me smile today.
Some days ago there were more than a hundred of these posts. Where are the rest now?
At the bottom of the post u can click and it show additional ones.
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Man asks widow if he can say a word at the funeral. He goes up to podium and says "plethora". He leaves podium as she says gratefully, "thank you. that means a lot."
Somebody stole all the toilets from the police station. The cops have nothing to go on.
Courtesy of my friend and former co-worker Dave: Before my surgery my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. Why did the blind man walk into a well? Because he couldn't see that well.
I went to this place to buy a chair, and when I got there the lady said that they didn’t have any chairs for sale. So I thought “Oh well” and started to walk out, but then I saw there was a back room FULL OF CHAIRS. Anyways, I’m never going to the movie theater again.
How far down did you guys get before going cross-eyed and saying f**k it? I got to #46
yeaa, my eyes couldn't go on. It was really pun to read though >___<
Load More Replies... A wife says to her husband:”Take me someplace that I’ve never been!” So he took her to the kitchen.
Went to see an eye doctor in Alaska, but he was just an optical Aleutian.
I got some puns with the other 80 don't mind them their kinda good though but not like cake. ill tell u one though its a classic. Why did the boy eat his homework... because she said it was a piece of cake.
I heard this one from a YouTuber who goes by the name rainbow, heard she was really bright. (Don’t know where it came from) Ok seriously: How does a tree go online?? He logs in...
Why did the creative thinker delete his comment? Cause he realised that it wasn’t punny.
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs at your door: Mat. On your wall: Art. In the ocean: Bob In your crockpot: Stu
I Loved them, By the way, my leaf-blower doesn't work, it just sucks, < < U
I cant take a shower ever again. The doctor told me that I must avoid saturated fat!
If someone shot you with a nerf gun, you will say: " Oh shoot! "
Wow... good puns ( half of them aren't puns, they are a pile of b******t)
The comments were as funny as the one-liners! Thanks for making me smile today.
Some days ago there were more than a hundred of these posts. Where are the rest now?
At the bottom of the post u can click and it show additional ones.
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