Most of us don't really take the time to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive when purchasing an item - however, you should. If not for the instructions themselves, at least for the hidden easter eggs.

Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you'll be glad you bothered to read. Some of them are so obvious and stupid they'll make you question where humanity is going. Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty, they will surprise you with their originality. One thing is for sure, most of them will put a smile on your face.

#1

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

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Anu 2 years ago

Oh my god! That's so true😃

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#2

This Top-gear T-shirt Label

This Top-gear T-shirt Label

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John L 2 years ago

Finally, a clothing company with a true sense of humor. :D

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#3

The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

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Steffen Beth 2 years ago

This is f****** brilliant....

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#4

Clothing Label

Clothing Label

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Vanessa 2 years ago

Love the tag! But I've never been with a guy who could not wash his clothes ^^

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#5

This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

And it comes with the drawing :)

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#6

This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

Delete facebook. Such good advice

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#7

Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

haha, the french instructions are exactly the same :)

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#8

My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

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Hans 2 years ago

Frankly, fries would have been a good idea. Or lasagna. Or anything you do not eat with your bare fingers while assembling furtniture...

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#9

I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

Thank you captain Obvious.

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#10

Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

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Hans 2 years ago

At least they know their product's weakness.

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#11

Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

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Hans 2 years ago

My life makes sense now.

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#12

These Chopstick Instructions.

These Chopstick Instructions.

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

There's nothing else to say ^^

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#13

Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

So how am I supposed to wash it? ^^

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#14

Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

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Wombat34 2 years ago

Lol

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#15

Accurate Soup Instructions

Accurate Soup Instructions

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

That can't be real but it's very accurate

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#16

These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

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Filipe Vieira 2 years ago

I'm not sure how my dog ​​will help me..

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#17

Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

when your shampoo bottle judges you

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#18

Do Not Feed After Midnight

Do Not Feed After Midnight

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#19

What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

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Hans 2 years ago

I guess it is safe to take them all at once...you will die anyway given these instructions.

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#20

Interesting Clothing Tag

Interesting Clothing Tag

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Amanda 2 years ago

Uhhhh... thanks?

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#21

The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

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Blind Oracle 2 years ago

I've never thought of drinking while assembling, but it may not be such a bad idea

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#22

Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

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Jessica Stohr 2 years ago

They know their target audience!

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#23

I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

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Angelica Lu 2 years ago

I love this brand! They're awesome people

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#24

Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

the right man at the right place

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#25

But It Looks So Delicious

But It Looks So Delicious

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Hans 2 years ago

And some people are afraid of fish bones...amateurs!

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#26

Instructions Unclear...

Instructions Unclear...

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Wombat34 2 years ago

you'd have to inhale really hard

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#27

This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

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Valentina 2 years ago

you've got mail from the fashion police

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#28

A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

Men are not proud to say but...it happens! :)

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#29

Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

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Pi... 2 years ago

I'm channeling Bart Simpson. "Eat my shorts!"

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#30

I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

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boredhuman 2 years ago

don't tell me how to drink my coffee.

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#31

1962 Honda Riding Instructions

1962 Honda Riding Instructions

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Ladam 2 years ago

The skid demon is no joke.

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#32

Instructions Clear

Instructions Clear

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Kjorn 2 years ago

who's Mike?

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#33

Smoke Grenade Instructions..

Smoke Grenade Instructions..

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Wombat34 2 years ago

Only use this smoke grenade for kindness

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#34

The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

That's a pizza hut brownie and they are actually not bad

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#35

Or Give It To Your Mother

Or Give It To Your Mother

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Anna Nilofer 2 years ago

Batman is gonna hate this !

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#36

How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

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Wombat34 2 years ago

'per' is doctory-speak for 'in the'

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#37

A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

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Hans 2 years ago

Actually, I think this is no joke but serious. Many ikea articles with moving parts come with plastic security clip-like thingys that are to be disposed.

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#38

Honest Medication Instructions

Honest Medication Instructions

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Hans 2 years ago

As of now, all dietary products are rendered useless for the truth has been revealed.

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#39

Go See A Doctor

Go See A Doctor

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MysticalMan 2 years ago

And for a good time call 202...

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#40

Warning

Warning

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

I am picturing a really random newspaper story that inspired this warning label after a lawsuit attempt

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#41

Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

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Hans 2 years ago

I hope this is a typo. Save the sloths!

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#42

Instructions

Instructions

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Amanda 2 years ago

"Do not diet" well you don't have to tell me twice!

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#43

Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

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boredhuman 2 years ago

cardception

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#44

Instructions Not Clear

Instructions Not Clear

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Hans 2 years ago

Remember to only fuck it for good. No exceptions.

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#45

Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

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Sunzilla 2 years ago

No washing hands?

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#46

On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

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Amanda 2 years ago

Aw man I was really looking forward to it

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#47

This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

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Hans 2 years ago

I am afraid that there have been people who put the "filled" thing right as it was into the washing machine with piles of other clothes.

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#48

Personal Care Instructions

Personal Care Instructions

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Valentina 2 years ago

Thank you Ô woolly item Guru ...

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#49

Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

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Hans 2 years ago

I would like to add: "Allow at most 0,5 mm of tolerance despite no gravity."

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#50

Ipod Shuffle

Ipod Shuffle

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boredhuman 2 years ago

they actually taste like chicken

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#51

The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

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Hans 2 years ago

This device looks like a star trek phaser...

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#52

For External Use Only

For External Use Only

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boredhuman 2 years ago

useless warning. people who try to contact it with their brain, doens't have a brain...

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#53

Instructions Level: Military

Instructions Level: Military

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Alice Black 2 years ago

Lots of MRE's have this. I love it.

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#54

Instructions Unclear

Instructions Unclear

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Adogcalledkitty 2 years ago

It's incorrect if there's a circle around your head

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#55

A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

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Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Fine...

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#56

Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

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Talia Johnson 2 years ago

Put a body on the terrace...sounds like embalming instructions!

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#57

Thank God For Instructions

Thank God For Instructions

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Bobby Jones 2 years ago

Good thing you're following the instructions, there could be dire circumstances otherwise....

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#58

Instructions Unclear. Literally.

Instructions Unclear. Literally.

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Hans 2 years ago

The safety rating resembles the flag of Germany, which is particularly suspicious.

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#59

Who's The Idiot That Made This Warning Label Necessary?

Who's The Idiot That Made This Warning Label Necessary?

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Cat on a bike 2 years ago

probably someone who wanted to curl his/her eyelashes...

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#60

Behave Like An Animal

Behave Like An Animal

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Evie Heaven 2 years ago

Why around, not inside out?

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#61

Puma Instructions

Puma Instructions

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Meowoui 2 years ago

Ok, thanks

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#62

When The Instructions Give You Sass...

When The Instructions Give You Sass...

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#63

Do Not

Do Not

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Ladam 2 years ago

You're not the boss of me!!

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#64

Funny Instructions

Funny Instructions

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Gwinevere von Ludwig 2 years ago

Oh, Duane Reade. So NYC.

#65

Please Read Instructions Carefully

Please Read Instructions Carefully

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Debra Starr Moon 2 years ago

You had one job...

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